Author has written 3 stories for Web Shows.
HELLO MY LLAMA-BREATHED CHERUBIMS!
Unfortunately, I will no longer be active on this account. (I forgot the password. Didn't want to guess the password or recover it. Was super lazy and just made another account with a different email) Ahem. Anyway, I really feel like IAmWhatIEat was a different time period in my life and I feel that I've really grown as a writer and as a person.
-I will keep this account active so that you can still read my old works. If you haven't read Love is Blind please do so and leave a review!
-If you would like, I'm still posting new stories. I'm just doing so as TheMetaBard so if you would like to catch up on my current works, please head on over and immerse yourself in angst filled DanxOC drama.
-I'm terribly sorry as I do have unfinished fics on this account! In the future I'll revisit them and maybe finish them up for those who are (maybe) still on the edge of their seats (even after two years??). In the meantime I'm trying to power through my current stuff.
Thanks for stopping by!
Hi lovely angel-faced placenta cookies of mystery!
Seriously, there's cactuses (cacti?) here.
If the plural form of cactus is cacti, wouldn't that make the plural for penises peni?
Anyways, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away I wrote fanfiction. However, it was like Panic! At The Disco/Fall Out Boy OC-angst fiction when I was 12 on Quizilla. Stifle your laughter. I went through those rebellious teenage years and I put writing down. Then I picked it up again when I found my Holy Land (Tumblr) and my be-all-end-alls (My Fandoms)
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Music: Attack! Attack; Avenged Sevenfold; Bring Me the Horizon; Kill Paradise; Breathe Carolina; Pierce the Veil; Sleeping with Sirens; Blood for Blood; Mae; Relient K; All Time Low; We Came as Romans; SECRETS; Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!; Falling in Reverse; Woe, Is Me; Of Mice & Men
TV/web Shows: The Walking Dead; The Tudors; Rome; The Sopranos; Supernatural; Doctor Who; MLP; Breaking Bad; AmazingPhil; MaxMoeFoe; Danisnotonfire; JennaMarbles; DailyGrace; ItsKingsleyBitch; JacksGap; Zoella; youdeserveadrink
Books ALL TIME FAVORITES: The Fault in Our Stars; Catch-22; The Divine Comedy; The Catcher in the Rye; Nineteen Minutes; A Song of Ice and Fire; Carrie; Piercing the Darkness; The Circle Series; Much Ado About Nothing
Fandoms and Bandoms I associate myself with: Supernatural; AmazingPhil; Danisnotonfire; Of Mice & Men; All Time Low; The Walking Dead; Dragonball Z
OTPs: Auslan Cashby; Destiel; Jalex
I've decided that Author's Notes go where I see fit and if you're that one person that likes to send me 12 reviews on a story, I will most likely acknowledge your existence with some answers. :) So, get to reviewin'