![]() Author has written 34 stories for Harry Potter, and Mass Effect. So, it's taken me a while to figure out what to actually put on this page. I'm still unsure, but I hate to leave it blank. I'm a high school English teacher living in the southeastern part of the USA. I love everything there is to know about the English language (except possibly noun, adjective, and adverb clauses...what's the point?)! Anyway, I write and edit in my spare time, which isn't a lot, but I make sure to make spare time as much as possible without hurting my students. I predominantly write/read Harry Potter fanfiction. I would list all of the ships I support but how about I tell you the ones I don't? Ronmione: I love Hermione, and I love Ron, but the two together never made much sense to me. Like so many stories have stated, Ron and Hermione's fighting wouldn't get better just because they get together. That's just asking for trouble. If the two make it long enough to plan a wedding, Hermione will have killed Ron out of sheer frustration before walking down the aisle. Heck, I wanted to kill Ron at times...well, at least slap some sense into the idiot. Hinny (Harry/Ginny): The number one argument for this couple is that the two look like Harry's parents. One word: disgusting. I know guys tend to find a wife like their moms, but one who actually looks like her? Harry never knew what his mom was actually like, so appearances would be the only thing the boy had to go on. I know I would never try to find someone who looks like my dad on purpose... Anyway, also, where the hell did the relationship come from? It was like all of a sudden Harry thought, "Hey, this chick, the girl who's had a crush on me since before I even knew she existed, is kinda hot. I think I'll kiss her." What the...? J.K., you're amazing, but this was one of those "holes" you've mentioned before. Hermione/Snape: One word: Revolting. Snape ended up being a decent guy (or something...), but seriously? There's some seriously pedophiliac tendencies going on here. No thank you. When reading, I prefer Harmony (cheesy, I know, but what can I do??). However, when I write, I'll pair many different people. I usually don't pair Ron and Luna just because everyone else does, but we'll see in the future... Thanks for reading! Heather |