simplymoshingintomordor
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Joined 07-19-13, id: 4899672, Profile Updated: 02-12-15
Author has written 4 stories for Mortal Instruments.

Hey! I'm simplymoshingintomordor - my parents were cruel people - and I'm a guitarist/Ringer/Shadowhunter/Whovian/Musketeer/Merlinian.

(since more people seem to be checking out my profile than I had originally foreseen, I decided to update it with more stuff)

And yeah, I'm a 20-year old girl from England whose sole aim in life is to do anything but what I'm meant to. Who needs a maths degree, eh?

I've been on fanfiction since I was about 13 (because I follow the rules obviously) but before I started BotB, I hadn't written for about four years, so I decided to set up this account so I could start afresh. (After much consideration, I'm going to have to disappoint those of you who have asked me for my old details, because really, it's too embarrassing. Sorry.)

My favourite genre is fantasy, which ranks Lord of the Rings as my favourite thing of all time. In both book and movie form. Nothing beats LotR. I also love The Inheritance Cycle, the Edge Chronicles and the Icemark Chronicles. More recently, I have fallen prey to all of the dystopian fiction out there too though, so yes, I've read The Hunger Games, Divergent, Uglies, Gone series etc. [Also I'm not a massive VA fan, but Bloodlines is like air to me. Sydrian 4 lyfe]

And then the Angels landed.

I didn't think I'd like the Shadowhunter series when I first heard of them. In fact, my sister had been begging me to read them since the very beginning but I scoffed at the idea of half-human half-angel beings. In the end, I gave in and decided to read The Infernal Devices since I'd just moved to London for university and...that was basically the beginning of the end. I fell completely in love. Mainly with Will Herondale, but also the Shadowhunter world itself. I'd find myself walking through many of the places mentioned in the book and freaking out, like accidentally going through Soho square and being like 'HEY THIS IS WHERE THE OPIUM DEN WAS' a little too loudly, earning many confusing stares from passersby. After that, I quickly devoured The Mortal Instruments and so they became the only series that after a four-year break, could finally infest me with so many plot bunnies and headcanons that I just had to start writing again. You have witnessed some of that already, or if you haven't yet and have just decided to read my profile because I sounded so interesting, then I'd recommend you have a look. Unless you have work to do. Don't follow my example. Work is good.

Aside from writing and pretending I'm a descendent of Aragorn, I also play guitar for this pretty cool band. We definitely don't sound like donkeys. At least, not anymore - we like to think the years 2008-2011 didn't happen. Maybe one day we'll be good enough for me to tell you our name.

Music is therefore the other love of my life, hence why BotB is so music-orientated, and most of the bands I listen to are from somewhere within the rock/metal spectrum. My two favourites are The Word Alive and 30 Seconds To Mars and I've been lucky enough to hang out with TWA a few times, including interviewing them for Rocksound. Other than that, I'm in everlasting mourning over the german band Panik who split up back in 2009, but I'm still hanging onto the hope that they'll return to grace us with their incredible talent. I also hold a special place in my heart for Her Bright Skies and...Tokio Hotel. Laugh all you like, but those guys taught me more german than my school managed in five years of lessons. I've loved them since my early teens and a love like that can never be put to rest.

You can stop laughing now.

So yep, that's me in a nutshell. This might have given you more insight as to why my fics are as crazy as they are, or maybe it's just left you more confused. Either way, this platform has given me so much over the past year and introduced me to many ridiculously cool people, like you.

I see it this way: for every person I can make laugh or smile with my stories, it'll counteract the tears I'll shed when I fail my exams. So yes, I encourage you to laugh. And if you do, tell me :P

Below are links for other various stuff. Go wild.

You can read a recent author interview I did here.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/smimordor

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For information about my Battle of the Bands fic i.e. updates and FAQs, search the BotB fic tag on tumblr, or click here for a direct link to my posts.

For information about my newest fic - A Tale Of Two - search the atotfic tag on tumblr or click here for the link.

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No Rest For The Wicked by snazzydragons reviews
When Joan agrees to help a vault dweller out, she expects to be paid and then left alone to drink her caps away. Stuck in the Ninth Circle, Charon expects to spend many more years staring at a dirty wall. Little Miss 101 has other ideas, however, and the wasteland is only too happy to oblige.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8 - Lone Wanderer, Butch DeLoria, Charon, OC
From the Glass Towers to the Downworld Estate by Dream As I Read reviews
The well-off students of Alicante "Glass Tower" Academy and the rougher kids of Alliance "Downworld High" Public School don't think that they have much in common. But they do- they are all just teens, some happy, some sad, some cherished, some lost, and all struggling to find their way in life. And hopefully, discover their own selves. AU.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,737 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Jace W., Will H.
City of Rain by calnourished reviews
Tessa is sent to boarding school in London, where she meets Clary, her artist roommate with the atomic bomb of boyfriends Jace Herondale, along with his cousin, Will. But how can Tessa adapt to London life when she misses New York so badly? And what will she do when best friends Jem and Will both seem to like her? IM SORRY NO LONGER BEING CONTINUED ):
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,508 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Tessa G., Will H.
The Kissing Dilemma by dayuuuumgirl reviews
Clary's life is far from perfect. She's the school bully's favorite victim, she threw up on the hottest guy on campus, and, on top of everything, her mom is dating her English teacher. So in comparison, a lead in a class play doesn't seem like the end of the world, does it? Not when the play is Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, and Romeo happens to be the very guy she threw up on!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,812 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Lies, Screams, and Complexes by KokoroDesiree reviews
Spin-off from Nervous Glitter Tornado; part of the Secrets series: For special circumstances Mira Tyler has been living with the Morgensterns for the past year, now everything is starting to blow up in her face. Jonathan's family has more issues than she thought, and why does that Clary Fray girl hate her so much? Follow Mira as she faces hell and the devil's demons. OC, AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,365 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Jonathon M./Sebastian V., OC] [Jace W., Clary F.] - Complete
Present, Let Me Introduce You To The Past by SarahandBabees reviews
What if one day, when being attacked by demons in the park, the gang accidentally portaled to London, 1878, and landed in the dining room of the Institute? What adventures await them? Who will Tessa choose? Sweet, loveable Jem? Or sexy, dangerous Will?
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Jace W., Will H.
You Owe Me by I'm a Muppet of a girl reviews
Clary Fray and Jace Wayland hated each other at first sight. It seems like he lives to make her life miserable. But when Jace is attacked and the police start to suspect Clary of being responsible (despite the fact that she played a part in saving his life), it becomes necessary to find the real culprit, and impossible for them to hate each other any longer.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,272 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Morgenstern Girl by ILoveFishyCrackers reviews
Valentine Morgenstern has added a new member to his family: 6 year old Eve, one of his Angel-blood experiments. But what does he want her for? And more importantly, how will 8 year old Jonathan survive, living with a girl in his house? Jonathan/OC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,352 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Valentine M.
MI and ID Facebook by Pyreflies Painter reviews
The title says it all. The MI and ID characters interact in Facebook.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,518 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012
Not If You Paid Me by Blue Lily96 reviews
Jace Wayland is in love with Isabelle Lightwood. Clary Fray is in love with Simon Lewis. What happens when Jace comes up with a plan to get the girl of his dreams? Chaos, that's what! R&R. Hope you enjoy. T because I'm paranoid
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,387 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Mortal Instruments Next Top Model by icaughtkira reviews
It's America's Next Top Model..but Mortal Instruments style! It has all the drama and all the hilarity. It has all our favorite characters as well as some that we love to hate. Plus the usual pairings. And some unusual ones. Who's going to be on top?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,688 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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A Tale Of Two reviews
TMI/TID crossover. After yet another set of failed relationships, Clary and her flatmate Tessa have just about had enough of men. Determined not to be let down again, they make a pact to stay single and spend Valentine's together instead. At least, that's the plan. Unfortunately, their new neighbours - the Herondale boys - have plans of their own... AH/AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 174,511 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.]
From Switzerland With Love reviews
A Valentine-centric spin-off of my fic Battle of the Bands - though you don't necessarily have to have read it for the first few chapters. Have you ever wondered what was really going on in Valentine's head all that time? How about just his general thoughts on life? Look no further. Approach with caution...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Valentine M.
The Adventures of Jonathan and Jonathan reviews
-CoLS Spoilers- Have you ever wondered what Jace and Sebastian got up to in those few weeks before Clary turned up at the apartment in CoLS? Imagine. Two teenagers. Alone in what can only be described as a bachelor pad. There's a lot of potential for trouble, right? Brace yourselves for the adventures of Jonathan and Jonathan. Things are about to get pretty insane... CANON [I WISH]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
Battle of the Bands reviews
Jace is an arrogant, spotlight-hogging lead guitarist and Jonathan Morgenstern's best friend. The trouble is, Jon's sister - Clary - can't stand him, and the feeling's mutual. But when the boys enter the Battle of the Bands contest and all but move in with the Morgensterns, the two of them are forced to see a lot more of each other than they would like. NOW COMPLETE (AH)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 187,944 - Reviews: 3065 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete