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Joined 07-19-13, id: 4901171, Profile Updated: 04-30-19
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Avengers.

Hi, you can just call me Danny! No Danny Shells is not my real name. On a side note, this profile is now the second Google hit if you search "Danny Shells."

I'm a female, a Christian, and a previous fish owner. I have one homicidal goldfish; his name is Bob. He has killed 31 other goldfish and 4 guppies. He was absolutely adorable!

Now I have a fluffy Border Collie mix and cute husband.

My Favorite Books are:

The HobbitThe OutsidersThe Lord of the RingThe HostHarry Potter seriesPercy Jackson series

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Teeth by hathanhate reviews
It starts with an animagus transformation gone wrong and leads to a journey Harry never expected. Come along for the ride as he faces war and change and the consequences of growing older; gaining a family and new friends and power he never could have imagined along the way. M/F, M/M pairings, mostly gen. Slow pace. (Under review, editing and reposting here and on AO3)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 63 - Words: 524,912 - Reviews: 3835 - Favs: 7,056 - Follows: 7,686 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
What Makes Us Smile by PixieWrite reviews
"Wow, who knew you could be such a wise-wolf?" Stiles couldn't help but quip as he smirked. Derek just rolled his eyes. "Shut up." Stiles's grin grew a little wider as he detected no heat behind the wolf's words. They stayed in comfortable silence for a little more time. "So, does this mean you can trust me now?"
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,029 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 11/7/2021 - [Stiles S., Derek H.]
A History of Soul Bonds: by Filius Flitwick by BantaJones reviews
Sirius Black and Harry Potter went into seclusion in November of 1981. Albus Dumbledore had lost his chosen one. But the wizarding world still needed a hero, when Voldemort rose again. In fact it needed three. FW/HG/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 272,246 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 3,554 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 12,519 - Follows: 6,066 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Master Potter of Kamar-Taj by Professor Domicile reviews
How does the wizarding world react when it finds out that it is not the only wizarding world? A young Harry is taken to the home of Dr Stephen Strange, and is far more ready for the challenges he will be made to face
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,273 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,862 - Follows: 4,877 - Updated: 5/5/2022 - Published: 12/2/2016 - Dr. Strange/Stephen S. - Complete
Supermarket Shenanigans by Loads of Randomness reviews
Stressful, life threatening jobs tended the form such strong bonds of loyalty and friendship between people that their behaviour comes across as odd. Or, several times when the BAU team were far too close for their own good and got thrown out of the supermarket every damn time.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/19/2022 - Published: 1/30/2022 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ, D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Detention! by stevem1 reviews
AU. Severus Snape observes Harry Potter and comes to the opinion that the boy is a reckless dunderhead who is not long for this earth. For Lily's sake, he decides to intervene and (indirectly) mentors the brat, changing the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,419 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/3/2022 - Published: 12/13/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Sheetz by inkandpaperqwerty reviews
"So, Haley wants me to sign the divorce papers uncontested so nobody wastes money on lawyers." Reid doesn't know how to help Hotch with his impending divorce, but when Hotch pulls into a Sheetz parking lot to collect himself, Reid gives it his best effort. And sometimes, a best effort is just enough. Episode Tag. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/15/2021 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
47 The Long, Harsh Road by Amorphous Blue Blob reviews
When Harry turns ten, he starts having dreams of another world, and another life. As a result, a rather different Harry Potter attends Hogwarts, preparing for not one, but two, coming wars. And, this time, he's not alone. COMPLETE. See profile for more details. A "Harry is", reincarnation and time-travel, fic, after an AU of Thor: The Dark World. HPbookverse-centric, all years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 169 - Words: 685,497 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 2,984 - Updated: 10/15/2021 - Published: 5/14/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B., Thor, Loki - Complete
Listen Now by mrsfizzle reviews
Harry confides in Remus Lupin about the Dursleys' abuse and moves into Grimmauld Place with him and Sirius. Remus takes steps to adopt him. Family fluff, abuse recovery. SEQUEL to "Speak Now," but could stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,659 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/14/2021 - Published: 11/7/2020 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
Sunshowers by IzzyMRDB reviews
Percy has a rather bad habit of being able to see the future. The old lady down the street is going to lose her cat, Zeus' Master Bolt is going to be stolen by Luke, he'll get a C in Maths. As you can tell, this causes problems. Especially since he was born with this, and the gods have no idea he has such a gift. At least he's always ten steps (and ten years) ahead of his enemies.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,729 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 5/26/2021 - Published: 3/3/2021 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Percy J., Apollo
Fearless, Kind, and Curious by Dr-I-Know-All reviews
Hermione was raised religiously, but when her magic started her parents taught her that it was a gift to be used and helped encourage her. Without the insecurity plaguing her about magic and with a constant need to prove herself, Hermione ends up ... bored. Enter Hogwarts, the Weasley twins, and a dark Professor to assist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,606 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 4/8/2021 - Published: 10/7/2018 - Hermione G., Severus S., George W., Fred W.
Tamer by Hikaru Kosuzaku reviews
Harry Potter is tired of the Dursleys. And after seeing how Fudge refused to listen to Sirius's pleas of innocence, he's tired of them too. So he runs away. And finds his purpose. Fourth-year fic. Homoromantic, asexual Harry. Slash undertones. Not Abandoned, but on Hiatus for unknown amount of time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,587 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 4,966 - Follows: 5,389 - Updated: 3/20/2021 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P.
A Witch Sold by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
A witch scorned will have nothing on a witch sold. SSHG HEA...Always :) Inspired by A Difficult Man by Sixpence Jones on AO3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/18/2021 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Steeped by OrionLady reviews
Steve's mother might not have taught him a lot about how to open up and care for other people—but she did believe in the healing power of a hot beverage. Sometimes, faced with his partner's pain, it's all he has. Five times Steve makes Danny a cup of tea and one time Danny beats him to it.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,475 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/26/2021 - Published: 1/23/2021 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Son of the Archer and The Year of the Egos by Melancholy's Sunshine reviews
Third installment of the Son of the Archer series. Ron has survived his first year at Hogwarts. But it's never that simple is it? After all, he still has his family he was raised with, and the family he was born to in his life. Add in one of the most egotistical muggle men to grace technology and famous magical author and watch things get out of hand.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,660 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 1/11/2018 - Ron W., Gilderoy L., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Magnum Opus by NeverBeyondRedemption reviews
Dumbledore should have known better than to underestimate Gellert Grindelwald, but he did and now there’s two dark wizards at large. The question is whether half a century in his own prison has changed Grindelwald’s tune or if the light will soon be fighting a battle on two fronts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 114,110 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/19/2020 - Published: 2/11/2019 - Hermione G., Albus D., Gellert G.
A Pleasure by Deceptive Lies reviews
Professor Naruto Uzumaki was loud, young, gorgeous and dangerous. She hated Umbridge more than anyone, shared pranking ideas with the Weasley twins, and stood up for all her students. The entire student body was in love. But with rumors of her having a fiance over seas, and her weird friendship with Snape, Harry can't help but be suspicious. "No, it's not a pleasure." Fem!Naruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,256 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 4,216 - Updated: 8/19/2020 - Published: 12/4/2018 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Severus S.
Beacon of Light by TB Viking Addict reviews
When Victoria sends Bella back in time, she's recruited into Maria's newborn army. There she meets the Major, who's never encountered a newborn quite like her. In the absence of everything familiar, Bella glues herself to his side. So what's the Major to do when a determined newborn decides to claim him as family? Peter hasn't got a clue, but tries to help him figure it out anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,334 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 6/24/2020 - Published: 8/18/2019 - [Bella, Jasper] Alice, Peter
The Perseus Attraction by There She Goes And Shes Comin reviews
Perseus Jackson thought he was normal: turns out he was wrong. Now Percy has to contend with love-struck monsters, a retarded Riptide and his 'love interest'; one crazy blonde girl with a really sharp knife. Even Artemis is gunning for him with a steriod junkie Apollo riding behind. But with looks to equal the Goddess of Beauty what did he expect? Phoenix Award Nominee
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 158,497 - Reviews: 3068 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 4/9/2020 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Like Father, Like Son by Mariadoria reviews
It all started with a blond strand of hair. From there, all Harry Potter has known about his life begins to unravel as he finds out the truth about his past and who he is, unearthing secrets that he didn't believe possible and finding family he didn't know existed. But maybe these changes could be a new beginning, a blessing in disguise, if he looks at it the right way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,151 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 2,960 - Updated: 2/25/2020 - Published: 2/24/2019 - [Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.] Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A series of fortune cookies by shieldlmd reviews
The battle of Hogwarts ended a year ago. When a runic array mixed with Greek fire and magical creatures lands Hazel Potter and Teddy in a strange place, what's a girl to do? Good thing Hermione overkills. And what's up with this weird masked man who first tries to molest, then kill her, then asks her to go home with him? No way. And why does Teddy like him so much? KakaXfemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,466 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 2/14/2020 - Published: 10/7/2019 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] Teddy L., Naruto U.
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei's novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke's family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 138,945 - Reviews: 2826 - Favs: 4,427 - Follows: 4,902 - Updated: 2/10/2020 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phil Coulson and the Master of Death by hannahsoapy reviews
Phil Coulson is SHIELD's new liaison to the Ministry of Magic. (He might also be a squib, but he knows better than to break the International Statute of Secrecy.) Phil/Fem!Harry. MoD!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,761 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 12/29/2019 - Published: 9/24/2018 - [Harry P., Agent Phil Coulson] - Complete
Harvest Moon by Egratia reviews
On her way to confront Jake about abandoning her and lying about it, Bella finds herself without a phone or money and dressed in thin sleepwear when the man who just checked out her ass pointed out her flat tire. Bella loses her mind. But Paul may help her find herself. AU Stephenie Meyer gets the credit. MarinaNamste is my my beta.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,993 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 11/25/2019 - Published: 10/13/2016 - [Bella, Paul] Edward, Jacob
A Family As Sweet As Chocolate by Catz4444 reviews
There are few things in the world that Willy Wonka loves more than chocolate, but his son is certainly at the top of the list. The reclusive chocolatier never realized how lonely he was until a green eyed little boy came into his life. It looks like Willy's plan to stay out of the Wizarding World might not work out anymore. A Willy Wonka adopts Harry story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,751 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 11/8/2019 - Published: 7/14/2017 - Harry P., Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka
The Past isn't Set in Stone by LiveLifeLikeMe reviews
Since as long as any wizard can remember, they've learnt of Merlin's extraordinary power. However, none could ever truly imagine his true strength, never believing his power would last centuries on its own, waiting to be awakened and change time. Hermione unwillingly finds herself as victim of Merlin's will and magic, and can't seem to stop herself from falling into all his plans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 182,613 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 9/9/2019 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Sirius B., Hermione G.] Remus L., James P.
The Butterfly Effect by ko-chan-the-blueberry-donut reviews
"I know my worth, Ron Weasley." She hissed as he nursed his broken nose. The rest of the Gryffindor boys were staring wide-eyed, mouths agape. "You don't have to like me, but you WILL respect me." In which first year Hermione does not go off to cry from Ron's insults and sets off a chain of events no one saw coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 7/2/2019 - Published: 5/22/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
Mr Holmes by Zanchev reviews
After the war Harry Potter is once again sacrificed for the public's peace of mind, and is locked away in Azkaban on his eighteenth birthday. Four years later, he is visited by the British Government and offered freedom in exchange for his unique views and skills. Armed with his new identity, Harry is released into Muggle London and pointed towards the nearest corpse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,373 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 3,294 - Follows: 4,242 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
Hermione Granger: Prankster Extraordinaire by Adishailan reviews
There's fruit tap-dancing in the great hall, knights in armour wrapped in pink feather boas, invisible kazoos plaguing the Quidditch pitch, and an invasion of gummy worms on the loose. And it *wasn't* the Weasley Twins. All this could only mean one thing: Fred and George have got some new competition on their hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,734 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 1/12/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Just Us and Three Wrong Turns by Widdrim reviews
Hela has built a decent life for herself, far from the family she hasn't spoken to in six years. Her dad and stepmom's divorce shouldn't have made a ripple. So how did she end up on a cross-country road trip with a giant dog, two estranged stepbrothers, and a spray-painted Volkswagen? They're going to need a lot more than a bag of powdered donuts and half a tank of gas to get home.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,706 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/6/2019 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Thor, Loki, Hela - Complete
When All is Lost One is Found by Rinoaebastel reviews
Severus Snape lives his life in shadows with the goal of redemption and the specter of his demise at the forefront of his life. People he trusted always used him and gave up on him. He never thought someone would ever believe that he could be loved and redeemed. And he never thought he'd ever discover a desire to live and come to a realization that perhaps not all is lost. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 145 - Words: 233,179 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 4/24/2019 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 142 - Words: 555,365 - Reviews: 4317 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 2,697 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
The Videus Charm by OfPensandSwords reviews
Some may consider him useless, but Ludo Bagman has been absolutely inspired by muggle sports channels. As a result, a camera charm has been created. It is ready to catch all the action of the Triwizard Tournament and broadcast it into every home over Wizarding Europe. Now Harriet is on the big screen, and the crowd is going to see a lot more than they bargained for. FEM/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,669 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 3/11/2019 - Published: 2/3/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ocean's Wings by lyricalgurl8 reviews
What if Percy was born a girl? With the smarts worthy of a Child of Athena? What changes would happen to the Prophecy? Genderswitch: FemPercy, Lukercy everyone! :D (Rated M for Swearing)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 218,610 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Shifting Tides: A tale of healing by the sea by crowskisses reviews
The Second Order is having a hard enough time fighting and when the Malfoy Manor escapees arrive at Shell Cottage. Nobody could predict the chain of events it would set off to help win a war. Nobody could predict the fires it would awaken in Ginny and Muriel, the irrevocable relationship shifts between the trio, or just how far people will go for friendship and love. B/H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 302,234 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 1/24/2016 - [Hermione G., Bill W.] Ginny W., Charlie W. - Complete
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,921 - Reviews: 6176 - Favs: 13,366 - Follows: 13,840 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Percy J., Poseidon, Triton, Amphitrite
Son of the Archer and The Boy Who Lived by Melancholy's Sunshine reviews
Second in Son of the Archer series. Ron is off on his own "quest" for the first time away from his adoptive father Clint Barton where he meets the famed Harry Potter and takes the first steps on a wild journey of magic, chaos and a dark lord. Main characters include Weasleys, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Harry and Clint.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,190 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Everyday Misadventures of Earth's Mightiest Heros by Joki of Sassgard reviews
What do The Avengers do when they aren't saving the world? This is a collection of short one-shots I'm writing just for fun! More updates to come! Follow and favorite so you don't miss out :D
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 54 - Words: 28,980 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Changes by Wenyuewen reviews
After the events of Phoenix, Bella struggles to resume her 'normal' life. But all things change and when Bella is turned unexpectedly, she must rediscover who she is and where she stands. (B/J)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,414 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - [Bella, Jasper] [Emmett, Rosalie] - Complete
Forget Me Not by Yueres De Leo reviews
Bilbo could see grand halls, even if she had never actually been there; she could hear a story about greed and about a beast, even when no one had told her about it. When she signed the contract with her name, the name that ironically enough was a boy's, she didn't mean to fool the company with pants and shirts instead of skirts and ribbons, she only meant to help. Thorin/FemBilbo
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,606 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 8/23/2017 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Elvenking Thranduil
Hogwarts Herself by lastcrazyhorn reviews
"You aren't afraid of me. Why?" He asked, head cocked to the side as he openly studied Harry. Harry's smile was brilliant. "Because you aren't scary."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 319 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 7,509 - Follows: 7,507 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Snowflakes by bonsei reviews
A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 89 - Words: 65,594 - Reviews: 5039 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 11/23/2012
31 Facts of December by Sick Twisted Mind reviews
For each day of December (starting late), the Guardians will learn something new about the youngest member of their group. No matter what it may be, Toothina, North, Sandy and Bunnymund will discover all there is to know about Jack Frost and his past life. *One-shots *implied Bunny/Jack in some chapters, not a major thing though *Ratings for each will change
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,505 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Jack Frost
The List by smak978 reviews
"Succorbentis?" Malfoy asked quietly, his face immediately hidden by that insufferable mask. "You have Succorbentis?" Silence. "You know it's an incredibly rare disease, right? You know it's incurable, right?" Silence. "...No wonder you're in denial." Ron/Hermione/Gryff Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 345,517 - Reviews: 3535 - Favs: 4,432 - Follows: 5,058 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Name Confused by enchanted nightingale reviews
What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 64,125 - Reviews: 3043 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 5,458 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7331 - Favs: 16,711 - Follows: 12,404 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
No Such Luck by Jaibesoindunbiscuit reviews
Hermes and Apollo find themselves travelling with a group of demigods to face an unknown monster. It's meant to be a punishment, but Hermes has always been able to make the best of bad situations. Fem!PercyxHermes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Hermes, Percy J., Apollo
The lives of immortals by Meercatwhisperer112 reviews
It is confusing, being alone for 300 years and then suddenly having a family thrust upon you, but Jack reckons he's managing pretty well. A series of drabbles, set both before and after the movie, exploring the lives of the immortals. (Chapter 69: The End)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 69 - Words: 129,080 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Sandy, Tooth
Hogwarts sucks - a tale by Derek Hale by lovelynoise reviews
a.k.a. The Adventures of Sourwolf and Elvendork. Derek Hale is probably the only one who could hate Hogwarts. And everyone there seems to hate him as well. Until it's Elvendork Stilinski's turn to get sorted.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Lion Unity by Fruitality reviews
"While you are here, your house will be something like your family within Hogwarts," said McGonagall. Following the events of the 1991-92 school year, the Gryffindors decide to make good on that promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 250,478 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 2,816 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 12/23/2012
Not After The Pervert, Please by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discuss potential names for their soon-to-be-born child. "Look, I'm not saying that he was a bad godfather, but do we really want to name our son after the author of Kakashi-sensei's favorite books?" fem!Naruto SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 826 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U. - Complete
Making Arrangements by CrownsofLaurels reviews
It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 202,710 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 6,154 - Follows: 4,072 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Garden of Intrigue by Azjerban reviews
In which Harry understands Victorian flower language at age 11. Events grow gradually further and further from the original. Features CharacterDevelopment!Crabbe and Goyle, and many other not-quite-expected variations. This story has reached its conclusion; enjoy. Watch out for the April Fools' chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 242,410 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Rooftops by CaptainElf reviews
A year after Augustus died, and Hazel is still going to the support group with Isaac. But not for long. A new person enters her life, and for the better. The Something with a capital S Hazel believed in, becomes a reality when prayer leads to a miracle. Because God is real and miracles still happen. A religious story. Rated for language.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,810 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Hazel L., Isaac, OC - Complete
I Got A Landmine In My Bloodline by LaylaBinx reviews
Peter develops appendicitis. Yondu develops a heart. It's all very problematic.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,854 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Yondu U., Kraglin
Great Expectations by cinnaatheart reviews
A man falls from the sky, and SHIELD is more than happy to help... Though they're not quite sure what to do with him with most of their experts claiming he should be dead. But then another another turns up... and another, and SHIELD is half wishing they could rescind their offer of 'sanctuary', because magic users might just be more trouble than they're worth...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 164,338 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Hermione G., Iron Man/Tony S.] Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,394 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 4,398 - Follows: 3,227 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 5006 - Favs: 7,538 - Follows: 4,857 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Jumpers by 2OwlsATweeting reviews
Everyone was shocked when Annabeth Chase, soon to be Castellen, mysteriously disappeared, leaving her fiancé nothing but a letter, a letter which claimed she had thrown herself off the Brooklyn Bridge. On her way to the bridge, a complete stranger smiles at her, saving her life. Will he be the one to prove to her that life is still worth living?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
New god in town by Pinkymiff reviews
After Being attacked by Kronos Percy is dying. The gods must make a choice. To save him, or to let him die. Introducing Perseus jackson god of... GOD PERCY STORY. NOT LIKE THE OTHERS.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,524 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Percy J.
Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil by Time Traverser reviews
England needs help. Harry Potter has been lucky so far, but the Boy Who Lived is going into his third year, and threats loom on the horizon. Watch as the Golden Trio gets help from a shy Canadian, a reluctant American, and an odd Englishman. Takes place in the third year, rated T. NO ROMANCE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 114,109 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Complete
The Wings on the Moor by ellymelly reviews
Diaval watches the Moors for his mistress but he's watching more than the swamp and mist. He's watching her.
Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,995 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Maleficent, Diaval
Joined In Suffering by Rose-Writer17 reviews
Aurora narrated Maleficent's story from her point of view, but she wasn't there for most of it. She got her facts from her godmother, who may have left out a thing or too... This is the REAL story of Maleficent, and her faithful servant Diaval, starting from her first night without wings. Rated M for later chapters.
Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Diaval, Maleficent]
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 5046 - Favs: 15,126 - Follows: 16,895 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Pretty in Pink by greenikat89 reviews
Oneshot: Leon looks as surly as usual with the extra addition of silky pink ribbons in his hair. Cloud doesn't get a lot of time to poke fun at the brunet before he's ambushed. No matter what Leon says, pink is definitely not his color.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Sora, Leon/Squall L., Yuffie K., Cloud S. - Complete
Death by Terran by OneLastBird reviews
This is what happens when a crooked space pirate confuses 'abduct' with 'adopt.'
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,581 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Yondu U.
Hello, Again by the-fault-in-our-stories reviews
What's this? Hazel's pregnant? In this fan-made sequel of the famous, "The Fault in Our Stars", Hazel is pressured with the expectation of a baby at only sixteen years old. Problems soon arise; will Hazel be able to give birth to this baby? This story is about how a young girl is coming closer to teetering over the edge of death.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Hazel L.
Quietly, Desperately by swingerofbirches reviews
Hermione Granger has always been able to make sense of the world, even the magical one. Yet, there's just this one thing... Dramione oneshot. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Well-Deserved by OceansAria reviews
A couple of years down the road, Anna and Kristoff are married and expecting something-or someone-very special. But when the mysterious disappearance of Kristoff's team of men interrupts their happiness, he has no choice but to go after them. And Anna can't just stay behind and follow orders, now, can she? On the other hand, Elsa is struggling to make nice with a visting prince...
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,191 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., OC
Age Before Beauty by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Steve was younger than he had claimed and now they had to deal with the consequences of a sixteen-year-old soldier on and off the battlefield.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Little Infinities by LittleCabbage reviews
Hazel was a mess after Augustus' death. She had no motivation to live. That is until she learns a shocking bit of news that changes her life. Hazel is determined to have her new little infinities, even if it kills her.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Hazel L.
Phantasy by Tsume Yuki reviews
Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,287 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 4,546 - Follows: 4,666 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Hellions of the Enterprise by PunyTweeling97 reviews
'As it turned out, Sulu and Chekov were indeed hellions. The Hellions of the Enterprise. And it wasn't long before James Tiberius Kirk got the proof.' Or otherwise known as, 'What happens when a hyperactive Russian teenager and Samurai Pilot get bored.' Not necessarily in chorological order.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,611 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - J. Kirk, H. Sulu, P. Chekov
Enharmonic Interval by Locked Owle reviews
At eighteen Harry figures that he's done all the good that he's ever going to do. SHIELD thinks otherwise. Set Pre Avengers Movie. Potterverse AU after Goblet of Fire. Series will eventually have a background slash pairing that does not include Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,889 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 2,392 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
So, are you new around here? by life is short so am I reviews
Merlyn has been waiting for sixteen hundred years for Arthur to get off his fat, lazy ass and help her bring the Old magic back. As Harry Potter gets into his first year at Hogwarts, he meets some rather... odd people. Fem!Merlin. All the Knights of the Round Table, Gwen, Gaius and Arthur are reincarnated.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Harry P., Merlin, Arthur
Before The Next Sunset by Earth Star reviews
"If you call for the pookas, they will come and take you away." Jack had always deemed it nothing more than a bedtime story, until the night he mistakenly calls and his little sister is snatched away by a giant rabbit. Now, Jack must race in the pooka's tunnels to find his sister by the next sunset or else be forced to become a pooka himself. Labyrinth AU
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,434 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund, North - Complete
Remotes by RainbowNinjaAgent reviews
Steve only wants to watch TV, but first he needs to find the right remote to turn it on- and naturally, there's a box of them. However, they don't go to the TV- rather to other electronics lying around Avengers Tower. Basically, Steve is an oblivious muffin, and everybody else in the Tower is being tormented by his unaware remote usage. One-shot (and Loki is sort of not evil).
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Okay, Not Okay by Forbidden Heartbeat reviews
ONE SHOT. Hazel Grace is taking a nap with Augustus Waters in his hospital bed the afternoon before his last day. Because we all need time to say goodbye…Set right before Chapter 21. Literally One-Shot. Not Reviewed. Written 5 hours after the end of the book, barely 2 days since purchasing the book. My tears are still very fresh.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Complete
Safe and Sound by the-thread-unwound reviews
Jack has a secret in which is hurting him more than helping him. When the gang finds his unsuspecting notebook laying in the snow, what secrets will be released? Will the group be able to help Jack when they find out what's wrong? High School AU (Abuse) Rating (K or T)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth
Scales of Change by Night Hawk 97 reviews
A brief foray through Harry Potter's life as it could have been, if he'd been just a little more opportunistic and less moralistic. Lo and behold, a small snake is enough of a catalyst. AU. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Where I Belong by Hobbsy3 reviews
"You have been given another chance, Thorin Oakenshield, to fulfil your quest. Do not let old hatreds destroy everything and everyone you love." 60 years after the Battle of Five Armies, when the ring has been destroyed and peace is returning to Middle Earth, a storm brings with it a chance for a company to retrace their steps and reclaim their lives. Expect angst, action family.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,978 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Complete
For A Millenium And More by MyOwnObsessionAlways reviews
What if The Mauraders had been slightly darker, if Lily had taken a darker perspective to Petunia's hate? Meet Isidore, the eldest daughter of James and Lily. Pairings: Fem!HP/TMR HG/BZ LL/DM... On Hiatus, while I try to sort out the plot. Sorry guys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Knowing by Whispers in the Dawn reviews
Souls can be just as devious as the next person. And when you have lived millennia, all it takes is just knowing when to make a change. One change and watch the butterfly effect happen. Watch out, it's the Black family's time to rule. So what if their newest member seems a little strange? So what if Lord Voldemort is slightly obsessed with him? He's still their little seer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,771 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Regulus B.
Time Again by Shaay reviews
When Naruto is given the chance to change everything he decides to take it. It's just too bad Kurama conveniently forgets to mention one small detail before allowing him to make his choice. [Gender-swap. Fem!Naruto. Time-travel.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,056 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 3,309 - Follows: 3,606 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Kushina U.
How To Train Your Dragon - My version by Amazon Goddess Of Wisdom reviews
What if Hiccup was a girl and things don't go quite the wauy dreamworks planned? What I think How To Train Your Dragon should have been like Female!Hiccup - Hiccup/Tuffnut - AU/Alternate Universe Minor: Astrid/Ruffnut - Fishlegs/OC - Snotlout/OC
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,718 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Hiccup, Tuffnut
The Price of Life by Almadynis Rayne reviews
At the beginning of Arda, the Valar had to bargain with Death to extend the life of the Elves. Everything has a price. Untold eons later, Harry Potter, now down with his part in the war, comes to realize what being Death's Master means and despairs. As he tries to take his own life, Death's bargain with the Valar takes effect. elfling!Harry DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Harry P., Legolas, Elrohir, Thranduil
Surprise! It's an Adult! by I. H. Scribe reviews
"You do know how babies are made right?" "Of course I do, but what does that have to do with-" "All the ways?" "There's more than one?" "Oh. My. God," Harry said, banging his head against the cabinet above the stove. "Sit down, Gramps. We have a lot to talk about." There's a surprise waiting for Steve at Stark Tower.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 4,765 - Follows: 1,582 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Matryoshka Doll by teaandtumblr reviews
Pavel Chekov had always worn long sleeves, just like he had always drawn lines on the inside of his arms with his pointer fingers. Always had, always would, was the assumption that everyone had made. Until the truth turns out to be something more sinister. Warning: contains cutting.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu, J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Avengers: Lokitty Edition by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
Avengers AU where Loki escapes from the Chitauri and ends up on earth. Injured and exhausted, he disguises himself as a cat. And Steve has a thing for saving abandoned kittens. Then when The Other is sent to retrieve a couple stolen relics, Thanos has an army and a plan, and everyone thinks Thor is insane... (Protective!Thor, Protective!Avengers, BAMF!Loki, no pairings)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,424 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Loki - Complete
How To Treat A Lady by WizardsGirl reviews
One should never underestimate the intelligence of their enemy. Even if said enemy is a trio of trolls. Crack-ish, Fem!Bilbo, Kind-of BAMF Bilbo, I may continue this one, but it'll be drabble-ish... Don't forget to review! -
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Bilbo B.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 13331 - Favs: 16,121 - Follows: 8,497 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unexpected by Comet360 reviews
Expectations are funny things as the Wizarding world learns when introduced to a Harry that has inherited James' confidence and Lily's charm and a complete disregard to anything that doesn't affect him. Who cares about rocks and stuttering professors when they've got dragons and godfathers who didn't wait thirteen years to break out of prison to play with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,937 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P.
Doctor Crouch by DorianWilde reviews
"I'm not him," the Doctor insisted once more. "And no matter what he-we look like I can assure you, there's only one of me. I've counted," he said desperately. - Or the fic where the Doctor gets mistaken for notorious Death Eater Barty Crouch Jr, interrogated by auror Potter and- spoilers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/15/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
The Witches' Conspiracy by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Four women are disgusted with the disinterest Dumbledore shows regarding the upbringing and happiness of Harry Potter. Well if wizards won't do anything to help the boy, the witches will. And they will succeed with their conspiracy. No bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,643 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 2,695 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Babysitters by SophomoresTheory reviews
TOTAL FLUFF. Soda finds his young neighbor crying in the candy aisle of the DX. Abandoned by her babysitter he promises to watch her for the day. Each boy will have to take his turn watching over the young girl.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sodapop C.
Catching the Wind by InkheartFirebringer reviews
'On the other hand, he'd gotten into terrible trouble for being found on the roof of the school kitchens… But all he'd tried to do was jump behind the big trash cans outside the kitchen doors. Harry supposed that the wind must have caught him in mid-jump.' (Philosopher's Stone, p. 24) What if it really had been the wind that had helped Harry that day, rather than his magic?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,955 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost
Rising by TatraMegami reviews
Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Prom by shaneless-shipper reviews
High School AU. Natasha doesn't have a date to prom.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 3,697 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2991 - Favs: 17,276 - Follows: 8,722 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Guardian of Magic by wolfsrainrules reviews
Winter needed a Guardian. Jack needed Hope. MiM is making plans and sends Jack to Winter hoping to make the future Guardian Happy. He set something in motion not even He had expected. (FEM!Harry(Winter) Pairing:Fem!Harry/Jack) (Cover by AmaltheaLuchiaAizen)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,249 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 9149 - Favs: 9,065 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
He Won't Remember a Thing in the Morning by SophomoresTheory reviews
Ponyboy hits his head and looses his memory, how will the boys help him get it back? Just a silly one-shot, Johnny and Dally are alive! Alive I say! Just a teensy bit innapropiate for the young ones. Fair warning, pretty much plotless... but a fun waste of time I hope!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 3,548 - Follows: 850 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Flashback to the Past: The Lightning Thief by ClearMortality reviews
Percy, Thalia and Nico are sent back to the past by the Fates and Rhea to read a book. The past gods read with them... Will the books change the way of the gods or will humanity cease to exist all because of unchangeable mistakes?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 135,868 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Percy J.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 17274 - Favs: 13,423 - Follows: 11,611 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Chalice of the Moon by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
The cure for lycanthropy exists. The only problem is getting a hold of it, figuring out how to use it... okay, so there are several problems. But since when has Harry Potter let the problems win? Book 3 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,782 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Be Like Water by taoist elf reviews
REPOSTED - Starting with the slap in the movie and spinning a twisting, intense, and psychologically-driven tale. Imprinting, but not the usual way: it's complicated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 188,161 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 4,175 - Follows: 1,152 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Coppice by LenkaJeneva reviews
Harry is – err… – a bit more obsessed with Quidditch… Blame Oliver. He's the one that decided that he wanted a little brother – and Mrs. Wood was never able to say no to the five-year-old… Damn. We're screwed aren't we?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Oliver W.
Harry Potter and the Two Heirs of Slytherin by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
First year was bad enough. Second year is worse. Kidnappings, Horcruxes, ancient secrets, prophecies... oh, and Tom Riddle's return. Again. Yep, second year is definitely worse. Book 2 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,768 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 6,373 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10280 - Favs: 31,617 - Follows: 13,066 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Light in the Dark by Athenian Grace reviews
Vernon and Petunia Dursley didn’t see the letter Dumbledore left and brought baby Harry to a hospital. Will compassionate Doctor Cullen be able to let Harry go? Will they ever understand Harry's past? Twilight crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,722 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 4,968 - Follows: 3,068 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Hermione's Boggart by embirsiphonelilathia reviews
Boggarts. Today it was boggarts and everyone thought they'd know exactly what Hermione would see they were wrong though, so very, very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,453 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Take a WBWL-verse, add in some Slytherin Harry with Voldemort's memories, and add just a dash of Parselmagic, and what do you get? Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift, Book 1 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,362 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 3,903 - Follows: 2,099 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Crush by lexabelle reviews
A new employee at The Lightman Group discovers first hand that Dr. Cal Lightman will uncover your secrets, whether you want him to or not.
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Keogh by ChelleyBean reviews
An unexpected connection is found between Hermione and Professor Snape, but that's only the start of her headaches. Being her father's daughter is one thing. Being her mother's daughter is something else entirely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 161,797 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 9,439 - Follows: 1,348 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 7,984 - Follows: 2,636 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3310 - Favs: 8,960 - Follows: 3,818 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 350 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4958 - Favs: 11,678 - Follows: 5,075 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 7,397 - Follows: 3,072 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Academy by Eliza Guerin reviews
Harry can't stop the dreams. What happens when he attacks Snape and gets removed from the Dursley's? After a summer away can things ever go back to the way they were?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 173,535 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 6,853 - Follows: 1,726 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Animality by Corrupted Desires reviews
Trio's 5th Year AU: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny and Draco are turned into hybrid wild animals thanks to a multiple potions accident. Can Snape cure them before he goes insane? COMPLETE (You need to log in for your reviews if you want me to actually answer your questions!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,547 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
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Brain Fracture reviews
In which Voldemort uses the brain connection between Harri and himself to attempt to drive her insane. After all, a crazy person wouldn't be much of a threat to him. When Harry finds out, her magic reacts to cut out the connection. It just didn't realize how deeply the connection was woven into her own brain. A person can be fine after a lobotomy, right? FEM/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,319 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 6/4/2023 - Published: 4/16/2019 - Harry P., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Knowing The Future reviews
Harry Potter died, but he was offered a second chance at life. The only problem? His body in the past still had a soul in it. Instead, his soul was placed into an available body. And what's this about angel magic and demons? Apparently there's a reason people don't have contact with their guardian angel. (Harry doesn't go back to his old body) AU Fem/Harry, slight parody undertones
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,217 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 4/5/2022 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Blaise Z., Cedric D.
Curse Breaker's Apprentice reviews
Single point of departure: When Harry wakes up from his dream of Voldemort killing a man the summer before 4th year, he remembers that Ron's older brother is a curse breaker. What would happen if Harry got to spend a summer exploring with Bill? independent/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,511 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 1/19/2021 - Published: 3/16/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Bill W.
Lollipops and Smoking reviews
Bad boy Bucky Barnes reluctantly considers quitting smoking when he realizes his guilty habit is dangerous to Stevie. fem/StevexBucky High school AU
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete