Deadly Little Miho
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Joined 11-20-03, id: 490235
Author has written 17 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Charmed, Secret Window, Nip/Tuck, Misc. Movies, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Star Wars, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Moulin Rouge, King Arthur, and Firefly.

NAME CHANGE LOG
I used to be CaptainJacksPirateWench, then I became PerfectLie and now I'm DeadlyLittleMiho (Sin City for those of you wondering)

IMPORTANT POTC FF-RELATED NOTE
Even though Bootstrap Bill has been cast (Stellan Skarsgård) I still intend to use Antonio Banderas as my inspiration for Bootstrap until Skarsgård proves himself!

My Factfile...

Name: Vanessa
Age: 18
Favourite Films
Sin City, Dodgeball, The Mask Of Zorro, Closer, Beyond Borders, The Talented Mr Ripley, Big Fish, Croupier, Velvet Goldmine, Star Wars, Million Dollar Baby, Ocean's Eleven, Moulin Rouge, American Psycho, Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down, Swingers,Matador, From Dusk Till Dawn, Pitch Black, Zoolander, Fight Club, From Hell, Intolerable Cruelty, American History X, Shallow Grave, Monster, 25th Hour, Wedding Crashers, Miami Rhapsody, Two Much, Laws Of Attraction, King Arthur (directors cut), And Starring Pancho Villa As Himself, Amores Perros, Young Adam, Serenity... many, many more.

Favourite TV Shows
Nip/Tuck, Firefly, Desperate Housewives, The Robinsons, Coupling, League Of Gentlemen, Little Britain, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Favourite Books
Lord Of The Rings, Interview With The Vampire, Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Bridget Jones's Diary, The Vampire Armand

Favourite Actors
Antonio Banderas, Clive Owen, Nathan Fillion,George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Julian McMahon, Edward Norton,The Frat Pack (esp. Vince Vaughn)

Favourite Actresses
Sandra Bullock, Charlize Theron, Julianne Moore, Angelina Jolie

Favourite Quotes
"I managed to deep throat a baguette today. Unintentionally of course. I don't often perform sex acts on bread." - Me

"5 children and it? Is that the Michael Jackson story?" - Me

"You want me to sit through The Pacifier while Sin City is playing just 6 feet away from me? Doesn't that count as child abuse?" - Me

"I could go on a rampage murdering letters from credit card companies, we could call it Kill Bills." - Me

"Obi: "Luke? You want to call him Luke Skywalker? Well, he's your kid... don't blame me if he gets the crap kicked out of him in school." - Me

"Ill est preforme l'abortions behind la l'hopital et chuck la fetus in la bin." - Tom, my wicked GBF!

"This plebian act of indignity will not go unnoticed by my superiors and I will do everything in my power to see your filthy brain plunged under jam till ye be dead!" - Help, The Buffalos Are Crushing Me

"There's nothing to fear except fear itself... that and being murdered in your own home." - Jimmy Carr

"The curves of your lips will rewrite history..." - Velvet Goldmine

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return..." - Moulin Rouge

"(re: Sword fighting) Pointy end goes into the other man..." - The Mask Of Zorro

"It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes that means killing a whole load of people..." - Sin City

"Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist covered in blood!" - Closer

"There is no worse death than the end of hope." - King Arthur

"I always thought it'd be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody." - The Talented Mr Ripley

“It’s all numbers, the croupier thought. A spin of the wheel. A turn of a card. The time of your life. The date of your birth. The year of your death. In the Book of Numbers, the Lord said: ‘Thou shalt count thy steps.'” - Croupier

"His mind has been corrupted by colours, sounds and shapes!" - League Of Gentlemen

"I love the word naked, it's brilliant isn't it, 'naked'. When I was a kid I used to write the word naked on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it." - Coupling

"It's a romantic date with a single, attractive man and I intend to french the hell out of him." - Desperate Housewives

Future Stories
- Untitled Mal/Inara fic

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I Loved You The Most by Idle Hands reviews
Set during “Rose and Raven Rosenberg”. Though Sean says that he can never forgive Christian, it seems like on a subconscious level, he already has. Very very very mild slash. R&R
Nip/Tuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Complete
Beware by Tool of a Higher Power reviews
It's a concept we're familiar with: dimension hopping and all its joys. But when it does happen, I have but one advice. Beware! Rated for iffy language and situations.
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,002 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004
Mist and Shore by RueRoyale reviews
Young Adam fanfic. Joe on a morning by the barge.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2005
Reality by Monchy reviews
ObiwanxAnakin slash. The only thing Anakin wants is to know that he exists, that he is real, but he can't allow himself the reality he needs
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
There's Power In The Darkness by VirginsBurnAlot reviews
Is is it wrong to love someone? If so, then Anikan doesn't mind embracing the dark side for it. AniObi Slash. Possible future Smut. Updated version of a v. old story
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Vacillate by cappie reviews
My mind betrays me even now. I will not deny it, privately, that these feelings I share for the boy are deep. Too deep. For me they go beyond the boundaries of Master and apprentice. AnakinObiWan
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Matter of Time by Petite Doll reviews
Anakin tags along on a rather . . . unusual mission, with unexpected results. SLASH.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,810 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Scorpion on Your Jacket by Wolfmew reviews
Small song for El Mariachi. Hinted ElxOC.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
CLOSER: 'Something in common' by Danielle18 reviews
[CLOSER] Larry and Alice speak, not so politely, about the things they have in common... Anna, Dan and their pain.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Complete
Damaged and Hopeless by Samyo reviews
CloserA young life ending, reflection turning into inspiration, admiting something you did wrong, knowing that you won a fic now finished.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Complete
Two Of A Kind by Ed-Wood reviews
Set after the movie - Mort gets a housemate - a FEMALE housemate -look out for a romance very soon in the future - next chapter actually. Actually, romance is in full swing right about now.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 4/24/2004
My Immortal by RaeAngel reviews
Christian goes through a terrible flashback to a horrible event in his childhood. A songfic.
Nip/Tuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
And Actions Speak Louder Than Words? by Nevoreiel reviews
For such a soft spoken commander, Arthur had a surprisingly heavy hand." ArthurLancelot slash; 291 words; WARNING: spanking.
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2004
Blind Date by fairyprincessdonkey reviews
What happens when Donkey sets Puss up on a blind date? First FF so be nice!
Shrek - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2004
A Pirate's Love by xShortyx reviews
A Pirates of the Caribean Fan Fiction
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004
Decisions of a Lifetime by SerenaD reviews
What's next in the life of El and Sands
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004
Ocean's 11: Release by funkychunky reviews
DannyRusty slash. There is a distinct lack of Ocean's 11 slash out there. The cutey cons reunite and get it on.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2003
Sometimes by IrishKitty reviews
Anakin thinks about Obi-Wan's lack of love for him. Warning: Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002
Break the Stars by Michelle Smith reviews
SLASH! Obi-Wan hurts, and Anakin never seems to notice it. Massive angst.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2002
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Fix You reviews
Mal watches as Simon pours his heart out to River. NONSLASH
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Simon, Mal - Complete
Eddie vs Santa reviews
What happens when Eddie is hired to assassinate Santa? Cameo from Miguel Bain of Assassins
Mr. & Mrs. Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Love Is reviews
A series of musings on love from the points of view of the three main characters.
Nip/Tuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
One Sweet Moment
There's no time for us, it's all decided for us. This world had only one sweet moment, set aside for us. Mild ArthurLancelot slash Arthur's musings after Lancelot's death on Badon Hill.
King Arthur - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2005
Mr Eddie? reviews
Eddie fic! Whoop! Eddie is sent after a computer hacker who's discovered dangerous government secrets. !Better than it sounds!
Mr. & Mrs. Smith - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005
Absinthe Dreamer reviews
What prompted Christian that notsospecial day, to finally write his and Satine's story? ONESHOT
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Christian, Satine - Complete
I Watched reviews
Short fic from Padme's point of view chronicling the changes in the smiles shared between ObiWan and Anakin over the years. Implied SLASH
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Veritas
[CLOSER] A really short fic about the fact Larry's cravings for truth and his inability to lie. Set during the film. OneShot, not my best work :
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Spanish Guitar reviews
[ONE-SHOT] What's going through a womans mind as she sits in a smoky bar watching a mysterious Mexican mariachi. One of the very few El focused OUATIM fanfics!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
The Kiss Of Death reviews
[ASSASSINS] Another one-shot. Annoying I know but hey! What's going through one womans mind as she's pursued by a certain Latino assassin.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Complete
Can't Let Go reviews
Cole based songfic, based around Cole's feelings towards Phoebe.
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Cole T.
Escape From Reality reviews
ON HIATUS: Meg's being bullied in school and her only escape is watching PotC, but what happens when she arrives on the Black Pearl? Rating coz I'm paranoid I'll offend someone! :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,695 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 3/5/2004
Because I Loved You reviews
ON HIATUS: From the writer of 'Escape From Reality' comes this SW story. Sienna Clark is a journalist sent to do an expose on one Morton Rainey. However as she gets to know him the people she loves start going missing... Okay, crap summary - not crap stor
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004
Father Figure reviews
[ONE SHOT] Christian's thoughts and feelings after the revelations of 1.6 - Cara Fitzgerald. Rating for abse themes.
Nip/Tuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Complete
One Sweet Day reviews
Songfic based around Mariah Carey's 'One Sweet Day'. Piper and Phoebe's thoughts after the loss of their sister Prue! R&R please, no flames! First songfic!
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Phoebe H., Piper H.
Demons Are Bad For Your Elf reviews
I dunno how to summarise it...it has elves in...and funny lines! Oh just read it for God's sake!
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2004
Diary Of Captain Jack Sparrow reviews
Ever wondered what happened during those three days when Captain Jack was first stranded on that island? Read on and find out!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 11/21/2003