Author has written 17 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Charmed, Secret Window, Nip/Tuck, Misc. Movies, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Star Wars, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Moulin Rouge, King Arthur, and Firefly.
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IMPORTANT POTC FF-RELATED NOTE
Favourite TV Shows
"5 children and it? Is that the Michael Jackson story?" - Me
"You want me to sit through The Pacifier while Sin City is playing just 6 feet away from me? Doesn't that count as child abuse?" - Me
"I could go on a rampage murdering letters from credit card companies, we could call it Kill Bills." - Me
"Obi: "Luke? You want to call him Luke Skywalker? Well, he's your kid... don't blame me if he gets the crap kicked out of him in school." - Me "Ill est preforme l'abortions behind la l'hopital et chuck la fetus in la bin." - Tom, my wicked GBF!
"Ill est preforme l'abortions behind la l'hopital et chuck la fetus in la bin." - Tom, my wicked GBF!
"This plebian act of indignity will not go unnoticed by my superiors and I will do everything in my power to see your filthy brain plunged under jam till ye be dead!" - Help, The Buffalos Are Crushing Me
"There's nothing to fear except fear itself... that and being murdered in your own home." - Jimmy Carr
"The curves of your lips will rewrite history..." - Velvet Goldmine
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return..." - Moulin Rouge
"(re: Sword fighting) Pointy end goes into the other man..." - The Mask Of Zorro
"It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes that means killing a whole load of people..." - Sin City
"Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist covered in blood!" - Closer
"There is no worse death than the end of hope." - King Arthur
"I always thought it'd be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody." - The Talented Mr Ripley
“It’s all numbers, the croupier thought. A spin of the wheel. A turn of a card. The time of your life. The date of your birth. The year of your death. In the Book of Numbers, the Lord said: ‘Thou shalt count thy steps.'” - Croupier
"His mind has been corrupted by colours, sounds and shapes!" - League Of Gentlemen
"I love the word naked, it's brilliant isn't it, 'naked'. When I was a kid I used to write the word naked on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it." - Coupling
"It's a romantic date with a single, attractive man and I intend to french the hell out of him." - Desperate Housewives