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Joined 07-20-13, id: 4904093, Profile Updated: 06-22-14
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Devil is a Part-Timer/はたらく魔王さま.

Hi I like Zuko.

Please give me writing prompts. Once I have something tiny but legit to build on, I can write a million words; but without that minuscule sprout I write nada.

I write fanfiction to practice my writing first and foremost BUT ALSO to alleviate my feels; so that means unless the fandom has a lot of room for fanfiction because its actual plot murders my soul (cough Naruto cough) or it has an interesting backstory/epilogue not expanded on (HARRY POTTER!!!), I will probably not write fanfiction on it.

I haven't written a story for Harry Potter or ATLA yet, BUT I REALLY WANT TO... so suggestions???

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Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 409,057 - Reviews: 3274 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
when time goes faster by L.C. Li reviews
Because as years come and go, people change, and looks that once could not be returned surface at the least likely times. / Tae-gwang:Eun-bi. Slow burn.
Who Are You: School 2015/후아유- 학교 2015 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25 - [Go Eun-bi, Gong Tae-gwang] [Go Eun-byul, Han Yi-an] - Complete
Just Another Cute Meet by Boogum reviews
Ginny removed the bagel from her mouth. "Really? We haven't seen each other in years and all you can say is 'Weasley' like we're still at Hogwarts? What about sorry?" She pointed at her coffee-stained shirt. "Look what you did!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/13 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Thoughtful Notes to the Kazekage by The Sandslash Named Gaara reviews
GAARA-SAMA! Many fanatical fangirls send in many different kinds of letters to the popular Kazekage. This is just a snippet of the collection on Gaara's weirdest, corniest, and grammatically incorrect letters sent to him. Get ready to plunge into the world of fangirls, odd requests, dating sites, and extreme humour! PLEASE R/R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Gaara
Hokage By Necessity by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Hokage-it was Naruto's dream, just as Sasuke was his promise. And for a short, glorious time, he had them both. But when tragedy strikes, it is Sakura who must continue to bear the reality of the dream: endless paperwork, bickering Kage, and political factions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,569 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sakura H.
Dragon Seal by weaponsmistress1010 reviews
Sasuke finds out he wasn't the last Uchiha after all. Madara is finally out to claim what is rightfully his even if it meant killing everyone who stands in his way. SasuTenJi because there isn't enough. Avatar: The Last Airbender references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 96,746 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Neji H., Tenten
Flatmates by chromeknickers reviews
Who would've thought that a night of drunken passion, which Ginny couldn't recall for the life of her, would lead to her becoming flatmates with Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Ginny W., Draco M.] - Complete
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Resting in a Raze by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko and Sokka go searching for a waterbender who has been long lost. Slowly but surely their world begins to erupt around them. Sequel to 'I Was Not Magnificent'.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,931 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Zuko, Katara
Senior Discounts by Nymbis reviews
Former Fire Lord Zuko treats Katara to a night on the town after Jinora's tattoo ceremony. Or: how Zuko is awkward with girls at any age. Zutara.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Katara, Zuko] - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 6,400 - Follows: 7,949 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rites of Passage by Nymbis reviews
Jinora has a new look. Shameless Kainora fluff featuring Bumi's unorthodox life lessons and a baby bison with a cold.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [Jinora, Kai] Bumi - Complete
Glide by Pseudonym P reviews
The annoying author's note is updated, and with a twist! / First four chapters are Jelsa one-shots, the last one is the summarised author's note. This will be taken down by September 2014.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
60 Months by YinYangSisters reviews
"You've had your story, Aang. You've found out who you are and what you need to do - well, now it's my turn. I have to find out who I am beyond you or saving the world. On my own." When Katara finds she can bloodbend on demand, she sets out to find answers. Zuko tags along too, hoping to find his mother along the way. For five years, they travel together.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,695 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Zuko, Katara
They of Ice by Fae Faythe reviews
Elsa is meant to be alone. Secluded because of her unnatural abilities over snow and ice, the Princess of Arendelle is isolated from the world, following rules to keep herself and her family safe. But then again, Jack Frost has never been good at following rules.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013
Untouchable by amillionsmiles reviews
He finally musters the courage to hold her hand. For a few minutes, at least. / Kai&Jinora, one-shot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Jinora, Kai - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U., Neji H., Sasuke U.
The Confrontational Approach by Advocaat reviews
In which Prince Zuko can't catch a break. "Wait, you tied Katara to a tree? Wow, that's... I mean... that just explains so much." "I was desperate!" "Whoa! Way too much information there, Sparky." Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Zuko, Katara
Matchmeddling by Advocaat reviews
Nothing resolves sexual tension quite like getting locked in a freezer together. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
Medicine by DecoyDream reviews
Tessa Gray is a volunteer at a hospital for the terminally ill where she meets Jem Carstairs. Modern AU.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,138 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Jem C., Tessa G.
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 5,293 - Follows: 3,999 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Duty by Avium reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Fifth Column by chromeknickers reviews
Katara watched the masked figure silently twirl the blade in his hand. The Fifth Column's greatest assassin had been sent there to kill her or break her, or maybe it was both. Either way, they wanted their answers. It was the reason she had been kidnapped in the first place... Or so she thought.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,511 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
Our Little Lives by Concetta reviews
Two lives converge beyond the barricade. *Slight extension of chapter 54, chapter 55 in progress!*
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 102,580 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Eponine, Enjolras
Home by ncfan reviews
Zuko sees her, the phantom of her last smile. His eyes snap open with a start. He hasn't thought of her in months.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Zuko, Ursa, Iroh - Complete
Leave Your Spirit by Like A Dove reviews
A woman's heart is full of secrets. Katara knows this better then anyone. A "what if Kya was Zuko's?" one-shot. Canon compliant up until S02E04 of Legend of Korra.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
In Which by Lihau reviews
In which Yong-ha shoots his mouth off, thereby saving this story from having no plot whatsoever. Pairings: Yoon-hee x Seon-joon, some most-likely-one-sided Yong-ha x Jae-shin.
Sungkyunkwan Scandal/성균관 스캔들 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Lee Sun Joon/Ga-Rang, Kim Yoon Hee/Dae-Mul, Gu Yong Ha/Yeo-Rim, Moon Jae Shin/Gul-Oh - Complete
The Taming of a Crazy Horse by Rodo reviews
A short story about the friendship between Gu Yong Ha and Mun Jae Shin – and how it turned into something more. /unbetaed
Sungkyunkwan Scandal/성균관 스캔들 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2013 - [Gu Yong Ha/Yeo-Rim, Moon Jae Shin/Gul-Oh] - Complete
Genesis by Half-Demon-Cali reviews
The Hero finds herself having a conversation with the Demon Lord in a broken-down elevator, where she learns more about her nemesis than she ever could've guessed. [Oneshot]
Devil is a Part-Timer/はたらく魔王さま - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Maou/Maou S., Hero Emilia/Yusa E. - Complete
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings by frostykitten reviews
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,746 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sparrowkeet Series by audreyii-fic reviews
Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,968 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Well, This is Odd by Like A Dove reviews
Thanks to Uncle Iroh and his mysterious Spirit World ways, Katara and Zuko wake up in each other's bodies. Shenanigans ensue.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Katara, Zuko
There's Bad Then There's Dragons by frostykitten reviews
There's bad, like telling your parents that you've been secretly dating the son of their enemy, a boy they believe is horrible. And then there's worse, like being kidnapped by a dragon in the middle of it. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Reassurance by Akatsuki210 reviews
There are many reasons why Kakashi is a good choice for Team 7's sensei, depending on who you ask. One shot, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Kakashi H., Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
A Primer for the Small Weird Loves by unicornesque reviews
"In the glow of the fires, her unkempt hair was a halo, her eyes were Baltic amber, and he was panicking." Born and raised in France, Draco Malfoy attends Beauxbatons and leads a privileged, well-ordered existence. He meets Hermione Granger for the first time at the Triwizard Tournament, and that's when things get... strange. But kind of wonderful, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,876 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2924 - Favs: 3,135 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Her Idiots by sweetsheart reviews
They may all be accomplished ninja, one is even the Kazekage himself, but they're still siblings. And, as brothers to Temari, Kankuro and Gaara know they have to protect her, whatever it takes. Sand Sibling bonding and ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Shikamaru N., Gaara, Temari, Kankuro
Only a Ghost of a Hope by phoenixyfriend reviews
He was dead. She knew that. So why did she keep seeing him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Dirt Nap Dispatches by scumblackentropy reviews
"Relax, Granger. I wanted a smoke. Then I wanted another. What better place to light up than in Hermione Granger's non-smoking stairwell? There's a bit of poetic justice to that, isn't there?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,351 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
There Will Be Light by unicornesque reviews
"They were a strange couple, the boy and girl who moved in next door." Enjolras and Éponine make it through the revolution, and now they have to live with the consequences and each other. She wonders how he survived the war, while he wonders how to survive her cooking. He's angry because his destiny's been changed, and she's angry because he doesn't know how to be anymore.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,544 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
It's About Time by Sliverloc303 reviews
Gavroche decides to find the perfect guy for Eponine after the Marius incident. According to conversations he was not meant to hear, the right man has to be perfect for Eponine but also right for the family she has made with her siblings. Gavroche looks to her friends to pick the right guy...if only Enjolras would stop annoying him about homework.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
The Taste of Ashes by Boogum reviews
After the war, Jet runs into a familiar boy with a scar in Ba Sing Se, but there are some reunions that should never happen; some fires that burn too strong.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 4,390 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Martians by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto, Sakura, and a special kind of bond. 04. Why don't you just send me to a nunnery while you're at it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
I Was Not Magnificent by Like A Dove reviews
When Zuko first meets the waterbender with the scars, he's fascinated by her. His fascination quickly turns into something much more. Soon Zuko will have to confront his greatest enemy - himself. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Excuses by sweetsheart reviews
Jiraiya and Orochimaru have decided it's entirely unfair that, one week out of the month, Tsunade gets to do light training while they have to work themselves to the bone – so they decide it's best to investigate. Young!Sannin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Years Built on Sand by unicornesque reviews
"He lets her go and she scurries away, and in his mind Grantaire's sneering because of course Enjolras wouldn't know how to hold on to a woman, even the slips and tatters of one." Enjolras and Éponine find each other in little cracks of time before the revolution, and then once more at the barricade.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
Too Far by sweetsheart reviews
Jiraiya says something and Tsunade retorts. Both of the ninja cross lines they know they shouldn't have. Tsunade/Jiraiya angst. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Too Cold For You Here by Like A Dove reviews
Azula has taken it upon herself to find her brother the best Fire Lady. A matchmaking story featuring Princess Azula as the matchmaker. Post-series. Written for the Zutara Secret Santa Exchange.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Blind Spots by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Sakura's life is a chaotic mess and she can't seem to find her footing. Neji is caught between his duties to his clan and job and a growing interest in a particular medic. It'll start with Sakura breaking his hands and end in Hinata starting a riot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,658 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H.
A Fractured Fairytale: Heartbreaker by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. And so she dug her key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive because he was a cheating, lying jerk-HOW DARE HE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Fractured Fairytale: Falling Into History by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sometimes you just can't help it. Sometimes you just fall out of love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Why He Sings by Akatsuki210 reviews
On the happiest day of their lives, Naruto and Hinata have an unexpected guest. One shot, NaruHina, major manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
The Sneak's Sympathy by sweetsheart reviews
The day started with the idiot in her shower. It ended with him having to stop her from falling over because she was so drunk. Short Tsunade/Jiraiya. T for language and sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Kill the Cliche by Mickey John reviews
There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
And Things That Go Bump in the Night by Akatsuki210 reviews
For shinobi, who spend their lives surrounded by death, the question of what happens afterward is more than academic. One shot, many characters featured.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Complete
Autumn People by Akatsuki210 reviews
Sometimes the things you lose follow you. Sometimes the people you lose do too. One shot, ObitoRin, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Obito U., Rin - Complete
Rewarded by Sarah1281 reviews
Severus got his wish when Voldemort decided to stun Lily instead of killing her. With her husband and son dead, what is there for her in this world? And without Lily's sacrifice, will there be any hope for the wizarding world? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Unplanned Incidents by TwinTrouble reviews
Companion fic to 'Unplanned Paternity'. Any drabbles you lot want me to write, this is where they'll go. This is any gaps and silences, any cute baby moments, any bits and peices I missed out in the main story. Send me requests for bits you want. :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,092 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Count Me In by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. I propose a road trip. Like, right now. So ladies, pack your clothes, makeup, and junk food, and don't forget the IDs! Oh, and, uh, some gas money would be nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten
Wish I Was the Moon by Like A Dove reviews
After getting into a fight with Zuko the night before his wedding to Mai, Katara starts to come to the painful realization that in order to truly be happy, that you first must learn to be happy with yourself. A story about a journey of self-discovery. Written for Zutara Week: Seasons.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Fallen Night by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's been two years since Pain attacked Konoha. Kakashi has been in a coma and Sasuke has been plotting his revenge. When Sasuke decides the best way to destroy the village is from the inside out, what will he discover upon his return?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,266 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fanboys by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura Haruno was totally in love with Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto and Shikamaru totally knew that. Now if only Sasuke would agree with them...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
girl gamer by ohwhatsherface reviews
The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Hate That I Hated You by sweetsheart reviews
For all of their lives, she treated him like she did for she was sound in the knowledge he'd be around forever. But, now, she realises that you really don't know what you've got until it's gone. Tsunade/Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3264 - Favs: 9,188 - Follows: 9,045 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Looking Up From Underneath by Like A Dove reviews
She wasn't sure how much time she had left in this world, but she figured being in Zuko's company was enough to make her end days as happy as they could be. Adorable old!Zutara. I couldn't help myself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Anointed by Like A Dove reviews
He manages to stumble home. There's no time to wash off the blood. A drabble featuring little Mako and little Bolin. Slightly and shamelessly inspired by Batman Begins.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Mako, Bolin - Complete
Postage Due by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
It wasn't the first time he had tried to form an alliance between their clans, and unless this try succeeded it wouldn't be the last time, either. A brief look into the correspondence between two of the most powerful shinobi in the history of the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
The Perfect Month by rita hayworth reviews
Anne Shirley and Gilbert Blythe had become accustomed to making a scene, ever since that September day when Anne's slate met Gilbert's head. Eleven years later, another September scene has caused a furor in the Avonlea community - their engagement.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Anne S., Gilbert B. - Complete
Training by Alfhild reviews
Itachi has always been willing to serve as an obstacle for Sasuke to overcome, even at eight years old. Even with potty training.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Regulars by Alfhild reviews
Shikamaru and Sakura have unknowingly become a young waitress's One True Ninja Pairing. ShikaSaku. A one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Ties by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Sakura reminds Sai why he is more loyal to her and Naruto than he ever was to ROOT. Friendship fic. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Bonds and Brows by Lady Emerald Star reviews
A very short, sweet, and cracktastic oneshot about the sand siblings and some alterations for Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
In the Same Candlelight by Like A Dove reviews
In a world where there is no war, Zuko and Katara spend their summers together. Growing up is messy, embarrassing, and at times sad, but they think it might be okay because they have each other. Edited summary.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,747 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Tensions and Tea Leaves by frostykitten reviews
Who would have thought that one little vision and a few tea leaves could change everything? Certainly not Rose, but after an incident that may have been a glimpse into the future she sees Scorpius in a new light. Could she be a seer or just insane?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,071 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
It's the Thought That Counts by Akatsuki210 reviews
Tis the season for peace on earth, goodwill towards men, and...yeah, forget all that, this is the Akatsuki we're talking about here. One shot, implied PainKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Stealing Air by Seynee reviews
In a perfect world, Neji imagines it will be much more romantic than this. — Neji, Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Epiphanies by sunshard reviews
They were a subtle couple, but one by one their friends saw the signs. Naruto caught on…eventually. SasuHina, AU, three parter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
of the living by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
They woke up tangled together and both of them kept their eyes closed, Katniss pretending that the hair on her cheek was gold, and Finnick tried to convince himself that the hand resting over his heart wasn't that of a huntress.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Katniss E., Finnick O. - Complete
Memorial Eve by Technomad reviews
The night before the commemoration of the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry visits the memorial...and meets someone unexpected, with unexpected reasons to be there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Almost Was Good Enough by Quillslinger reviews
Seven years ago, Uchiha Shisui left home in search of something better. Little did he know that one day, his old life would catch up with him in the most unexpected way. ItaShi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,795 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U.
Affirmation by Spoiled Sweet reviews
A lesson on cuddling leads to admissions leads to affirmations. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Blisters on Her Feet by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
"I owe it to my team. I am going to CRUSH my competition, and take the title of Miss Konoha. It's your turn to look at my back - again!" CRACK. ShikaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
A Matter of Appearances by chromeknickers reviews
Zuko and Katara serve tea at Iroh's shop, which leads to Zuko and Katara getting shamelessly hit on. Their solution to their pervert woes? Pretend to be a jealous couple in order to scare off the grab-happy folks of Ba Sing Se.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/20/2011 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
The Ninth Night by leafygirl reviews
Sakura has been assigned the worst possible duty a medic can be given. Itasaku one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,246 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunergos by Melpomene melancholica reviews
Synergy the whole is greater than its parts. Neji observes this phenomenon as the beginnings of a conspiracy, involving such people as the Hyuuga heiress and the Uchiha survivor, unfold in peacetime Konohagakure no Sato.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,911 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 2/5/2005
280 Days by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko is just trying to be a good friend. Honest. Drabbles from Zuko's POV. Companion to 'Forty Weeks'.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
On a Summer's Day by little0bird reviews
Percy learns the meaning of forgiveness after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Percy W. - Complete
Cleanse by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because being strong doesn't always mean punching out the enemy. Sometimes, strength is best found in the silence. Sakura, 540-centric.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
never that simple by ncfan reviews
What will it take to make you see? Sasuke isn't coming home. - Gaara, Naruto, Sasuke -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Forty Weeks by Like A Dove reviews
Katara shows up at the Fire Lord's with a bit of a...predicament. Post-series. Arguably Korra-canon compliant.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,729 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,683 - Reviews: 2561 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
Commitment Issues by DreamScene reviews
Neji proposes. Tenten panics. Sasuke makes it worse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
What Do You Want From Me? by ronny-of-yore reviews
Just when Naruto and Sakura were getting closer, Sasuke's death begins a downward spiral in their lives that they may never fully recover from. Commissioned by and written for Leafygirl on the Help Japan LJ comm.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Kunoichi or a Girl? by ncfan reviews
Sakura is told that she's considered too scary to date. Her reaction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
no end to our descent by Quillslinger reviews
Five times Fugaku pretended he didn't hear a thing, and the one time he couldn't deny it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
It's Kind of a Funny Story by Like A Dove reviews
During his coronation feast Zuko is reminded of one of the few human moments he has ever had with his sister.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Port of Call by ncfan reviews
-Yahiko x Konan- There's home here, for all the pain and fear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Yahiko, Konan - Complete
Just an Option by lovin-yoochun reviews
He was drowning in his sorrows, his whiskey. There was only one cure to this addiction. /toramisa angst, implied usaki./- twoshot, completed.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Tora I., Misaki A. - Complete
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4661 - Favs: 4,742 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Jump Then Fall by ncfan reviews
-Gaara x Sakura- "She was a hateful old woman." On death and opinions revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Legacy by ncfan reviews
-Yondaime Kazekage, Gaara- He doesn't want to see his son. Spoilers for 525.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Rasa, Gaara - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 5,605 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chitose by Quillslinger reviews
One thousand years of happiness, or Ballad of the Victorious Childhood Friend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Antinous Revived by Quillslinger reviews
The tautology of you and me. Itachi/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Undressing the Onion by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui wants to take someone else to the dance. Oh no. ItaShi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lipstick by ncfan reviews
-Ino- Ino is over-sexed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Ino Y. - Complete
Heaven Ain't All It's Cracked Up to Be by Akatsuki210 reviews
Throw the world's most powerful shinobi together, stripped of their physical limitations, and what do you get? Pure and unadulterated chaos, that's what. And who has to deal with it? The Shinigami, of course. One shot, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Companionship in Paper by Akatsuki210 reviews
Konan would never have guessed that she and Itachi might have anything in common, but she's about to find out differently. One shot, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Team 7 A Terrifying Entity by Lady Red 88 reviews
Maybe the rest of Konoha haven't got it yet, Sai's not quite sure. The Hokage though, is one day going to be Naruto and if Naruto wants Sasuke at his side, not even the slightly crazed Avenger will be able to deny him in the end. ONE SHOT. R & R Thanks
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Spontaneous Combustion by ncfan reviews
The day Chiyo meets Tsunade and vice versa, they both decide that the other can go rot in Hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Chiyo, Tsunade S. - Complete
Maggots in Mouth by ncfan reviews
"It's alright, Itachi. It's over now." She's wrong. He can't bring himself to tell her, but it has only begun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Odd Behaviour by TwinTrouble reviews
Sakura is worried about her teammates. They've been behaving very strangely... No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Breaking the Ice by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Akatsuki's Little Helper by Akatsuki210 reviews
Tobi strives to help the other Akatsuki members as much as he possibly can. Too bad his definition of "helping" is radically different from theirs. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Obito U., Hidan - Complete
The Diabolical Accounts by Ren and Missa reviews
Some love stories aren't always love stories. Sometimes, it's just about...stalking. Sequel to The Eccentric Files
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Winding Path by Akatsuki210 reviews
In the afterlife, the journey is just as important as the destination. Jiraiya seeks his student, Itachi seeks redemption, and a newcomer seeks a friend. Sequel to ncfan's "Chasing Shadows." One-shot, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Jiraiya, Itachi U. - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Caring is Creepy by Josephinee reviews
He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
there is another sky by Terra reviews
Four years, five months and twenty-three days. Ginny feels the weight of every minute with no regrets because each second has dragged her that much closer to Draco Malfoy. D/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,667 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Of Guilt and Birthday Cake by Akatsuki210 reviews
Itachi can't find much to celebrate in his birthday, but Konan may be able to change his perspective. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
How To Marry A Malfoy by georginacastleorpington reviews
Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,208 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
The Radiant by fury-shashka reviews
There is always a choice to be made, and always a life to re-ignite.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,794 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Lucius M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Burning of Paper Instead of Children by Quillslinger reviews
In the world of two, one is only half. Mildly Itachi/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
On a Particular Day by Beringae reviews
Draco Malfoy has liked numbers for 9.7 years, and no one really knows why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Shared Sky by Quillslinger reviews
The black coat is the only scar that he could remove at will. AU ficlet. Ensemble cast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost, Found by Terra reviews
Draco thinks he loves Hermione in the morning, in the fall, in the desert, in no place special at all. A tale of eight different ways they fought, fell, laughed and saved the world. Winner of dramione ldws Round Six.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chasing Shadows by ncfan reviews
“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Jiraiya, Itachi U. - Complete
Moments by ohwhatsherface reviews
And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stop by Nanaki Lioness reviews
Mild ItaShi, mostly friendship. Shisui is ever-changing like the colours of autumn and as calm as the fading spring. This is what attracts Itachi to him in the first place, and thus this is what leads them to the Nakano River on that day.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Lights, Camera, Action! by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, SasuNaruSasu, Sasuke-centric. Under the glare of the Hollywood stars, no secret is safe and no dreams go unheard. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,419 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5929 - Favs: 9,325 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Misinformed by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because Sasuke's a fool. He doesn't realize Sakura's done pulling punches.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Viridian by Alfhild reviews
The boys discuss our favorite medic-nin's eye color. Written because I love the very many different shades of green authors use to describe Sakura's eyes in their stories. Mild SaiSaku. Rated mostly for Kiba's mouth and wayward imaginations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Atonement by Terra reviews
He counts meals because they don't let him have calendars in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
suck it by ohwhatsherface reviews
In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Thin Line by Orodruin reviews
Rin knows all too well that there is a thin line between love and hate, because it's the line she walks every time she thinks of Kakashi and their teammates long gone. Rated low T for character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Rin, Kakashi H. - Complete
In the Shadow of the Red Moon by ncfan reviews
She had come again, silently, as always, and just sat and stared. How Sasori was recruited into the Akatsuki. Implied Sasori x Karura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Sasori, Konan - Complete
It's Not Always Easy by ncfan reviews
When Neji found out Tenten was pregnant, his first instinct was to run. Hard. The vase hurtling towards his head helped. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Ceremony of Innocence Drowned by Akatsuki210 reviews
He has been a beloved brother, a wanted criminal, and a sacrificial lamb. The life of Uchiha Itachi in twenty glimpses. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Prompt 168: Weak by ncfan reviews
Implied Kabuto/Shizune. They'd stop if they could. But they can't. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Shizune, Kabuto Y. - Complete
An Exercise in Futility by Quillslinger reviews
Sasuke is thirteen, and his is not the only heart that's breaking. Love by Extension, or 15 Things Uchiha Sasuke Will Not Remember. Kimimaro/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Kimimaro K. - Complete
Sasuke's Completely Unnecessary Christmas Carol by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's been wandering alone since Madara's defeat and he's doing fine. Or he would be if Naruto and Sakura would leave him alone. Then to make matters worse his various relatives decide to stage an intervention. What part of 'fine' don't they get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
One Man to Another by ncfan reviews
Shikamaru asks for Gaara's permission to marry Temari.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Gazing Into the Abyss by Akatsuki210 reviews
Wear a mask for too long, and it may become your true face. Itachi-centric, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Nothing So Loyal As Love by Akatsuki210 reviews
They say that love is as strong as death, but this isn't quite true. It's stronger. PainKonan, oneshot, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Bad Timing by TwinTrouble reviews
Illogical, unexpected, and damn annoying. There are many things you don’t want to happen the night before an exam, and THIS would definitely be one of them! No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4629 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Merry Band of Idiots by ohwhatsherface reviews
They would probably kill each other before they killed Sasuke. Really, what was Shikamaru THINKING when he said they would make a good team?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
pretty girl by ohwhatsherface reviews
Kiba didn't know what was worse. Girls when they were pissed off or girls when they were self-conscious. Both were pretty annoying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Curiouser and Curiouser by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
After two years of Malfoy-free living, Hermione runs into her old classmate. Post-Hogwarts, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
mine by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
wardrobe malfunctions by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven is dysfunctional every other day of the year, so really, why should Halloween be any different?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
love fool by ohwhatsherface reviews
KibaIno. Kiba always found that girls cried for the most idiotic reasons, but Ino was just being ridiculous.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Your Precious Someone by Jakia reviews
Asuma loves his team. team ten gen. Drabble. Spoilers for the Shikamaru-Hidan Arc
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N.
Lessons Learned Along The Way by Jakia reviews
OR: Four Girls and One Guy Shikamaru Dated Before Finding His Soul Mate. Dating is troublesome. Doesn't mean you don't learn something about yourself along the way. Shikamaru/Ino, /Sakura, /Shiho, /Naruto, /Tenten, and endgame Shikamaru/Temari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Fragments by Josephinee reviews
And he's simply baffled, because he can't see where she got the right to be ticked off at him, because she ruined him and look at where they are now - so far away from what they used to be it physically sickens him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Anecdotes, Neji and Tenten by Yellow Mask reviews
A series of oneshots with a Nejiten lean. First oneshot, Trap: Tenten was not going to laugh. Grin, yes, smirk condescendingly, yes, but not laugh.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Preferable Path to Perfection Is You by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, DeiItaDei. Itachi prides himself on being the epitome of perfection. Deidara prides himself on tearing that to pieces as unsubtly as possible. Itachi centric, emotional relationship fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasuke U. - Complete
Smile When You're Confused by sinemoras09 reviews
Crack. "I notice you don't have any eyebrows. I also notice you have love carved on your forehead. Why is that?" Sai's kind of an idiot, but he means well. Sai-centric. Gaara, Naruto, and Lee for extra flair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Sai, Gaara - Complete
Clay and Butterflies by Akatsuki210 reviews
Having been forced to join Akatsuki, Deidara is in a glum mood. But his outlook changes when he meets a fellow artist in the organization...and it's not who you might think. MANGA SPOILERS. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Deidara, Konan - Complete
In Which There is Denial by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Aang can't dance, Ty Lee can't handle the Sukkaness of it all, and Katara can't answer that heat in Zuko's eyes without ruining everything...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
In Which There is Bonding by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Suki and Toph are illegaly stalking people, Katara is just trying to be a good friend, and Aang seems determined to pay Zuko back for not letting him sit next to Katara during that play.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
victims of love by ohwhatsherface reviews
I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
In Which There is Plotting by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Let it never be said that Suki is not a team player, Zuko can't appreciate a woman, and Jun is not amazing. Especially that last one. Because Jun is awesome, and everyone knows it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Paramnesia by Josephinee reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Rules for Tobi, by the Akatsuki by Bored Katsu reviews
Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
World Tour by marvel26 reviews
A wacked out tale from beginning to end. *Complete*
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 101,426 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
In Which There is Whiskey by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Two characters express their diapproval at a certain someone's choice of paramour. Rated for language and innuendo.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Jun, Toph
Even When He Wins by Orodruin reviews
It was a glorious day when Obito discovered something he could do better than his genius teammate, and he fully expected to rub it in Kakashi's face until they died. That's when he discovered that even when he wins, he doesn't really.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Shinkirou by chibi heishi reviews
AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,474 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Avalon's Brood by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
There are five cardinal rules for being a shinobi. And the kunoichi personify them perfectly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/24/2009
Rules for Akatsuki, by Tobi by Bored Katsu reviews
Spinoff from 'Rules for Tobi'. Tobi's been with the Akatsuki for a while and thinks the rules are a little harsh...So why not make his own? Short but sweet, reading the original fic recommended but not nessesary.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Obito U. - Complete
The Missing Chapter by Josephinee reviews
An insight on Scorpius between 'Chronicles' and 'Paramnesia'. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4329 - Favs: 5,067 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Theories About Nuclear Winter by hollycomb reviews
When Calvin finally sorts out his feelings for Susie, his timing is not great.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
pretender by mrie reviews
Hate and love and regret and fear and dreams and hope and despair and all those things that never should have been - Itachi lives his lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Candyman by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Oneshot. Minor SasuSaku. Who in their right mind would ever choose Shikamaru over him? It just didn't make any sense to poor, abandoned Sasuke. Either way, something had to be done. Something drastic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
To Protect by therealesther reviews
Kakashi wonders, as he uses his spare afternoon to go sit in the waiting area of the clinic where Sakura is training, whether he is going too far.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Display by DreamScene reviews
Affectionate displays between ninjas was a very subtle art, or so she'd heard. This is the story of boy meets girl and inevitably, boy scares the living daylights out of girl. Sasuke/Tenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Daughters by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Canvas by Cella N reviews
There was an entry in regards to birthday parties. SAKURA. SAI. It's paved with good samaritans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Home by kauzchen reviews
Sai & Sakura. He went home and painted fifteen pictures of tigers and dogs and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Bubbles by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
With a huff that could have been mistaken for a pout — if Uchiha’s pouted that is — Sasuke stepped into the house, ignoring the cold as the bubbles that came into contact with his skin popped, leaving a wet and soapy residue along his legs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Blind by Nymbis reviews
Sakura has a crush, and Sai thinks it's a condition. Sakura x Sai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Replacement by Erendhyl reviews
Sometimes, Sasuke couldn't help but wonder who the replacement really was on Team Seven. Maybe it wasn't Sai. Maybe it was Sasuke himself.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Happy Ending? by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Harry and Hermione discuss her various pairings in the Harry Potter universe. Short, humorous one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Fake Flowers by Ariana Deralte reviews
There are some missions no ninja ever wishes to admit to having participated in. This was Kakashi's.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
RSVP by Cassandra's Destiny reviews
At this point, it would have been easier for her had she been holding the invitation to his wedding, and not hers. NejiTenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
What is a man, after all, to a woman who has learned to smile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Truth and Change by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Just a short little story about how people can change and how Sasuke sees this in those he left behind in his quest for power. Darkish AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Dance by Seynee reviews
In which Neji keeps questioning Tenten's femininity and decides to take things into his hands, for once and for all. — Neji, Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Standing Tall by Aqualoner reviews
Hinata is never noticed, until one day she is. One-shot Hinata-centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hinata H. - Complete
The Melancholy of Toph Bei Fong by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Toph is a girl on a mission, and no amout of cosmic energy or divine interfence is going to stop her. Watch out, Avatar-verse, The Cleaning Brigade is on the job!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork by ohwhatsherface reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
The Do's and Don'ts by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Toph's got some very strict specifications about who can - and CAN'T - date Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Girl Who Would Be Fire Lord by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
She could've been a hero. Azula Centric-Speculation Ahead.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Azula - Complete
Sunlight On a Broken Column by Dayadhvam reviews
It is just another ordinary day, and all is well. Or: Itachi, before the massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Twenty Truths About Mai and Katara by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Maybe, just maybe, they were never that different to begin with. A friendship of ice and silver in twenty truths.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Mai, Katara - Complete
Lines in the Sand by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto x Hinata, Sasuke x Naruto x Sakura Naruto and Hinata, from the perspective of friends and family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dignified by ohwhatsherface reviews
I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Checkmate by Josephinee reviews
When Ron Weasley told his daughter to beat Scorpius Malfoy in every subject they got, she took his advice to heart. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Second Hand Angels by wildcatt reviews
And if she stayed very, very still, she could almost hear the angels breathing.....Tenten makes the choice between loving the living and loving the dead. Nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Breaking the Armour by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Third and Final Part of the Azula Redemption Trilogy: Because you are Azula, and you aren't willing to let it all end like this.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Azula - Complete
Twenty Truths About Ty Lee by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
The truth is, Ty Lee barely even knows herself, let alone her history. Warning: MASSIVE speculation ahead.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Ty Lee - Complete
Between Choices and Soaring by Aqualoner reviews
You stand between your two best friends and watch the ground crumble beneath your feet. Ty Lee centric Companion to Between Destruction and Reprieve
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Ty Lee, Mai - Complete
Holes in the Armour by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Second Part of the Azula Redemption Trilogy: Because you are Azula, and in the end, there is still someone left to love you.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Azula - Complete
A Day in the Life by MissWorded reviews
Ever wondered what's really going on our leading lady's head? Katara's view, live and uncensored! [Chapter Three: Definite Zutara action. It's not even vague anymore.]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Katara
Things Konoha Genin are not Allowed to do by jgkitarel reviews
A series of things that Konoha's genin are not allowed to do in order of teams. Now, a blast from the past! The one! The only! Team Minato!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 192 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Between Destruction and Reprieve by Aqualoner reviews
The one who really miscalculated is you. You didn't think you could possibly love him this much. Mai centric Maiko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Cracks in the Armour by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
First Part of the Azula Redemption Trilogy: Because you are Azula, and in the end, you have nothing.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Azula - Complete
We were children once by Aqualoner reviews
Ninjas can't afford to be children. Drabble collection
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Sakura H.
Beneath Your Window by Crookshanks.x reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Art of Being Strong by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because in the end everything he's ever done, every step he's ever taken, has been for them...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Screaming by Jakia reviews
Jet/Mai. No spoilers. Jet teaches Mai and her brother how to scream. Funnier than it sounds. Also slightly pervy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Jet, Mai - Complete
Lessons in Thin Air by Lisse reviews
What Zuko learns at the Western Air Temple, whether he wants to or not. Spoilers through 313.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Zuko - Complete
Bromance by Jakia reviews
crack!fic. SPOILERS FOR THE BOILING ROCK! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Zuko: Sokka and Hakoda approved! Poor Katara. zutara, sukka, hinted sokzu
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Scandalous Proposal by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
7 Dates of Haruno Sakura by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Sakura's sinful dating history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ten Facts About Team Yamato by Lisse reviews
On paper, their team doesn't exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley explains exactly why she hates Scorpius Malfoy. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
ctrl c, ctrl v by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
rinse and repeat by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Itachi does not like sharing. Especially HIS lavender scented shampoo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
for serious by ohwhatsherface reviews
FugakuMikoto, MinatoKushina. In which we learn why Naruto and Sasuke are idiots, 'seriously' is overused, and lovers spat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Of Towers and Damsels by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Let the prince come to the rescue. She's already saved herself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Believe in Love by Wuff reviews
Albus Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald, ADGG. Love makes us blind. It makes us close our eyes when we should really look more closely. Love is only for fools. Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Screw Chivalry by Hearts And Stuff reviews
Tenten didn't want to do it. Really. But Neji shouldn't have been such a butt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Shikamaru Plus Glasses Equals by therealesther reviews
Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Since You Asked by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Since the dawn of time, there have been three things deemed as essential conversation material for male bonding: Food, women, and pointy objects. A Zuko and Sokka friendship story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Protection by Erendhyl reviews
She’d just lost. Again. Of course, both people have to think of it as an actual fight for you to lose. To Hyuuga Neji, it had merely been a warm up. slight NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
A Laidback Guy by therealesther reviews
As previously stated, Hatake Kakashi was one extremely laidback guy. Except when it came to Haruno Sakura and people invading her personal space."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Turning Point by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
For Lady Bei Fong, it was the letter from her runaway daugher. :Little Mistress Toph. They're...They're calling her a hero.:
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Toph - Complete
I Think I'm Paranoid by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Invitations by little0bird reviews
Who will Harry and Ginny leave off the guest list to their wedding?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Eye of the Beholder by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
It doesn't matter how many times you fall down, but how many times you get back up
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Snap! by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
It was a day that would live on forever in the minds of the ninja of Konoha: The day Sakura FINALLY lost her patience with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Good Company by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Sakura decides who she should spend her Christmas Eve with.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dangers in Romance by Jakia reviews
Zuko joins the gaang. Katara is less than pleased. Everyone else is amused. [zutara drabbleseries. Goes along with Good to be Toph. Will eventually be connected, but I'm too lazy right now. title subject to change]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Zuko, Katara
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Tourniquet by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura is still in love with the dead. And Sai? Sai doesn't even know what love is. Darkish fic about Sakura, Sai, and the ties that bind them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Hush Little Baby by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto, Sakura. Sakura, the men in her life, and how they all abandon her. Usually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Damages Incurred In the Process of Training by Dayadhvam reviews
She restrained herself out of the goodness of her heart, Sakura told herself. She was not going to beat Sai up just because the hapless boy had managed to insult her again despite her attempts at teaching him something remotely resembling social conduct.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Super Happy Funtime With Sai by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sai makes up for seventeen years' worth of birthdays in one go, and a super happy funtime is had by all. Well, except Hebi, who are just too cool and morally ambiguous for this party. SakuraSai cracky fluff, fluffy crack, something like that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Sentaku by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Choose: vb. 1:to select, especially after consideration 2: to have a preference for 3: The one thing Sakura never wanted to be forced to do.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Meant to Be ONE SHOT by FullMoonDreams reviews
Ten years after defeating Grindelwald and Albus Dumbledore has a new life and new job as Headmaster of Hogwarts. But a letter from Nurmengard Prison reminds him of the past and summons him to see Gellert Grindelwald once more. ADGG. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flowers in the Rain by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. It is said that there is a flower for every occassion in life... but the most special blossoms are those offered to the ones who now reside on the other side of the grave and are usually accompanied by falling tears from the sky. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,824 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Not Quite Divine by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
But it's close enough for Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Whipped by ohwhatsherface reviews
Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Rejects Club by ohwhatsherface reviews
But Sasuke–kun, how can you be in The Rejects Club if you're not a reject like me and Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Almost by Jakia reviews
They were friends once. Almost lovers but that wasn’t the point. The point was that Katara doesn’t let her friends die. And in that, she fails. [zutara. ANGST. may make you cry. T rating]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Truth Be Told by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Hyuuga Neji falls for Tenten the day she almost broke his nose. Tenten doesn't think of Hyuuga Neji as boyfriend material until an hour before he confesses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Descent by Cyberwolf reviews
And this is how they fall. [chapter 5, Daring]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Tenten
Second Place by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
She'll take what she can get.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Inoichi is very protective of his only daughter. Shikamaru knows this. So why does he keep returning to the pretty blonde? [InoShika][Oneshot][For Renalin]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 526 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
In Front Of Every Star by NessieGG reviews
[2 Parts] [NejiTen] Just after Tenten accepts Neji's marriage proposal, she is asked to give up her career and her love for her country. She marries an unmotivated Sand nin, and still the two seek happiness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
My Life As A Teenage Avenger by ohwhatsherface reviews
I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 193 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Unexpected Guests by Asuka Kureru reviews
Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Home Again by therealesther reviews
Sasuke smirked bitterly to himself. The dobe hadn't been the one to bring him back after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unbalanced Chivalry by therealesther reviews
Sakura suddenly realised it was probably the sweetest, most chivalrous, if unbalanced thing any man had ever done for her. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sparkless by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto. Sakura. Kissing. And sparks. Except not really. Not at all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Odd Ones Out by Lisse reviews
Ten facts about Team Hebi. Manga spoilers and blatant speculation, obviously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4031 - Favs: 4,335 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Lady Killer by Orodruin reviews
The Yellow Flash is late for a meeting with his team. The two Genin and one Chuunin decide to go see just what their sensei is up to at Masaki's cafe. Rated for Nearly Nakedness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Mettle by Lisse reviews
Five times Uchiha Itachi loses a fight.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Dance by therealesther reviews
Just one little dance with your old sensei? KakaSaku one shot. It's been a while.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Gotcha! by matsujen reviews
NejiXTenten. Neji's got Tenten's diary. Sneaking in his room, threatening Lee, and 'pushing the right buttons' she will stop at nothing to get it back. Chapter Four, the last chapter, is up! Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Goldfish by laurelangel reviews
Sasuke owned a goldfish. Once. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Movie Script by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Sakura thinks that their lives would make a great movie. In fact, she's already written the script...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All Dressed In White by ohwhatsherface reviews
While helping Hinata find her gown for her wedding, Sakura, Ino and Tenten get a little bit carried away trying things on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Five Caves Katara Never Made It Out Of by Jakia reviews
Five caves Katara never made it out of. oneshot. zutara, onesided kataang. mention of suicide. angst.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Season Two Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
The sequel of the damned. 20 more situations that would've ended differently had Zuko done it shirtless.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Zuko - Complete
Button Mashing by Spectrum reviews
Oneshot. Naruto, Sasuke, a rainy day, and Mario Kart. Something like a friendship fic on crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ashes, Ashes by Quillslinger reviews
Naruto finds a scroll and has a brilliant idea. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Second Sun by Jakia reviews
No one is beyond hope of redemption. Not even the former Fire Lord. And sometimes salvation comes in the most unlikely of forms: Grandchildren. UrsaxOzai. ZukoxKatara later on.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Katara, Zuko
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Parallels by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
They drew the parallels, connecting the lines between them and waiting quietly for the tragedy to unfold anew. But they forgot three very important facts...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 5,076 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Beautiful Day by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Body and Soul by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Sasori believed that the battle with Chiyo and Sakura would be his last, but he didn't count on the ingenuity of his comrades.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Sasori - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 172 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Under Cobwebs by crinklescofftrip reviews
Memory is based on three things: Importance, Novelty, and Interest. In some cases it decays, but, unfortunately, in others it can last a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Itachi U., Torune - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 3,279 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 206 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Contrary to Popular Belief by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Haruno Sakura has never loved Uchiha Sasuke before the instant he whispers thank you. Uchiha Sasuke has loved Haruno Sakura ever since the instant he first lays eyes on her when he is 5yearsold.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Photograph by arabesque05 reviews
Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Undercover by Crimson Skies reviews
A Naruto Halloween Special for your viewing pleasure! No Sasukes were humiliated in the writing of this fanfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Medusa Javelin by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: A failed mission leaves the dreams of Team 7 forever shattered. As Sakura struggles to cope with Naruto's imprisonment, she slowly discovers a secret that has been hidden away from her for a long long time... [Companion fic to Garden of Sanctuary]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,208 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fifth Man Down by Lisse reviews
Sai and art lessons.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Sai - Complete
Never Look at the Sun by may flyer reviews
There is no war in Ba Sing Se. Ask Jet. He can tell you.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Jet - Complete
Jiraiya's Hobby Has a Downside by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Jiraiya loves to spy on women at the local hot spring. But on one such trip, an unexpected encounter will traumatize him...and amuse everyone else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Jiraiya, Deidara - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
As They Seem by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
[AU] Deidara and Itachi, cigarettes and an art studio with heating that doesn't work. 'There is no truth. There is only perception.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 237 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Asking Little by NessieGG reviews
Together they make hope grow. [Naruto, Sakura. Friendship.]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Holy Hell of a Matrimony by Sayaka-sama reviews
In that moment in time, on the fourteenth of May, in a humble, anonymous chapel in the River Country, the term Hell breaking loose became the understatement of the century. Implied GaaSaku. As for other couples, you'll have to squint to find them
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Weak by Jakia reviews
It wasn't until much, much later that Azula finally realized the truth: She was all alone now. [genficno pairings. Azula redemption]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Azula, Ty Lee - Complete
Perhaps Fate by wildcatt reviews
Ten years after they part, Tenten and Neji find themselves on opposite sides of the final battle between Leaf and Sound.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,385 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
Tease by Fiver-dono reviews
Because Sai has to have some inkling of what he's doing. [Naruto, Sai, Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 207 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sacrifice by vampirepenguin reviews
Sasuke is the strongest opponent Shikamaru's ever gone up against. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Shikamaru N., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
A Previously Discarded Habit by Fiver-dono reviews
Sakura has this old habit that's hard to kick. [Sakura, Sai]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Sai Doesn't Approve by Fiver-dono reviews
Sai just doesn't understand. [Neji, Sai, Naruto, Lee]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Neji H., Sai - Complete
Season One Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
20 situations that would have ended different had Zuko done it shirtless. [crackfic. not to be taken seriously. many, many pairings. humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Sunflowers by Aqualoner reviews
oneshot She was summer's daughter. The sun's child and that's how she stayed until the very end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Cookies by Cyberwolf reviews
If you give a bishie a cookie... [SasuTen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Conflict of Interests by desolate butterfly reviews
[A preNaruto timeline fic] Hatake Kakashi and Uchiha Itachi were only together in ANBU for one day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Pretend Girlfriend by sarafu-chan reviews
“So you think I'll agree to pretend as your girlfriend just like that? Neji and Tenten. In another cliché and cracked situation with a twist. Then you've got another thing coming, jerkhead! You big BAKA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Dream A Little Dream by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Neji x Tenten] Sleeptalking can get you in trouble, especially if Naruto catches you, and especially if your name happens to be Hyuuga Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Reinvention of Memory by Luc Court reviews
Set around ch.307. Spoilers. Trying to fix a three man team has its own quirks for Sakura, especially when there are four people involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Year of Spiders by Beringae reviews
One year after the war, Hermione is caught in a quest that may destroy her. Mystery and tragedy envelop her existence, and, on a fateful day of discovery, she all at once realizes what she has dreaded for so long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Week by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Shikamaru x Ino] Shikamaru runs aground of dogs, men, and Ino, but still manages to break even at the end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Beauty Of Blades by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Sasuke x Tenten] Block, slash, parry, thrust. It's just another kind of dance, but ten year old Sasuke's found himself one partner who's more than he bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 144 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
How to Commit Seppuku in Three Easy Steps by kimi no vanilla reviews
Tools You'll Need: A sharp object, an inescapable burden of shame, the experience of the worst failure you've ever committed in your life. Time to Complete: about 15 minutes. Results may vary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Sakumo H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Medic and The Wolf by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
A hodgepodge of stories about Hatake Kakashi and Rin. Comes in such flavors as romance, angst, and humor. Written for the insertphrase lj community.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Rin
Taller than God by rayemars reviews
Orochimaru and Anko, the path taken for the first student to become the first success.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 4,351 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad News by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
“I mean… is it really… you know… mine?” Naruto gets some bad news from a very, very irate Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Turned Traitor by Diva-esque reviews
Three traitors, three other ways things could have gone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hindsight by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Neji x Tenten] Sasuke and Tenten, on a date? Neji is not happy, not in the least. And of course, it's all Naruto's fault. No, really. It is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Hopeless Situation by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Dialogue Fic] Things go bad for Team Seven. Sakura agrees with Naruto, Naruto freaks out, and Sasuke actually talks in complete sentences.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Hate You by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto defeats Sasuke in a most... unorthodox manner. Sasuke is not happy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
A Friendly Warning by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Naruto x Hinata] With a growing relationship between Naruto and Hinata, Neji decides to give Naruto a talk... or more accurately, a sound thrashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Friends Don't Let Friends Lurk by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Dialogue Fic] Sasuke and Naruto and a copious amount of liquor. But no yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blue Eyes by Jakia reviews
Children can be so cruel, or so Zuko and Katara realize when their daugher comes home sobbing because she's different...she's the only firebender with blue eyes. [zutara with kids one shot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Remembrances by Kilerkki reviews
Itachi remembers everything. And Hana has never been the kind of person he could easily forget. [Oneshot, ItachiHana]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3415 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because by Crimson Skies reviews
Tsunade has a question but the only ones who know the answer aren't telling. A Team Seven oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
Homeland by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Naruto x Sakura x Sasuke] There's a place for everyone. It just takes time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Firelight by Jakia reviews
The Fire Lord is dying, and his brother pays him a small visit. What do they talk about? Zuko, of course. [five years after Zuko's exile, minor zutaraness, focuses mainly on one possible way to explain Ozai's behavior]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Ghost Of You by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Kakashi x Rin] It's the End of the World, but Kakashi's still alive, as always.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 470 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
One By One by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
It all comes tumbling down. A requiem for Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
Courtship Rituals by Sireen Silverspinner reviews
Maybe tentative title. Collaberation with Siobhan Terrace. Sasuke's a moron, Tenten's in shock. Neji's not happy, Sakura's distraught. Ah, love... sorta. [on hold, see profile]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005
Behind Closed Doors by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Team 7, wooden doors, and the closest thing I'll ever write to shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
Ninjas, Alcohol, And Fire Jutsu by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
They just don't mix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Complete
Theory Of Aggression by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Itachi centric] One man kills everyone, one is a God.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2005
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Particularly Difficult Night by Beringae reviews
And then the Arch Nemesis of Harry Potter rushed at The Brains of the Golden Trio and kissed her. Hard. On the mouth. Like in the movies, only not. [A total attack of random insanity. Have fun!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005
Too Much Drama by sarafu-chan reviews
Tenten skips training more often now. Neji’s convinced that it’s because Tenten’s in love so he and Lee decide to investigate. NejiTen. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Equilibrium by Chevira Lowe reviews
History doesn't repeat itself as a punishment [SakuraxKakashi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2005
Ghosts by Ninjacat reviews
In a life after Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura pick up the pieces and salvage a life without him. Written five years ago; a very grim What-If tale.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete
Broken Handed by Chevira Lowe reviews
Itachi is not perfect, and he's wondering when that first became a problem. Oneshot, Itachicentric, no romance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete
Seeking Comfort by neonate reviews
[Completed] This summer in Konoha...Neji jokes, Sakura flirts, Shino gossips, and Chouji eats. Manga timeline, peeps.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Complete
Habitual by xxpoisonivyxx reviews
She's slowly getting used to having him around. NarutoSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/31/2004
Intoxicated by syaoran no hime reviews
AKA why Neji must not be left drunk. NejiTen request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Places In Heaven by Pickled Death reviews
one-shot; Sasuke. Naruto. Sakura. Team 7 in their final hours. Learning the meaning of "comradeship". Or "suicide".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Complete
Live Steel Child by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers. Following Sweet Waters, Itachi has an encounter with Kabuto by the Nakano River.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Sweet Waters by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers up to ch. 225. Itachi, his best friend, and a riverbank.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
These Are the Facts by Sunfreak reviews
Promises are what shape a ninja- or perhaps a clan. HinaSasu, one-sided HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/11/2004
Gifts Passed On by Bishiehuggler reviews
It's Father's Day today, but what if you don't have a father? Iruka reminisces in the past until a flying orange ball decides to bug him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2004
Historical Accuracy by Luc Court reviews
Threechapter fic, POV Itachi, spoilers up to ch 213. What really guides a path from beginning to end can be lost in history later. Finished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Music From Another Room by Sunfreak reviews
Ino hangs out in the back room with a cigarette and Neji drops by. InoNeji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2004
Harry's Reasons Why Hermione Can't Date Krum by Nymbis reviews
ONE SHOT. A little list I made when I got bored, basically the title states it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy... Padfoot?! by S. Thanatos reviews
It isn't enough that Harry's first word has to be Padfoot. He's got to start calling him THAT as well! ~James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 153 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
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Missing the Green reviews
One Sunday Morning Sequel. Spoilers/AU from about 640 onwards. After three years as the Leaf Ambassador to Suna, Sakura returns with the Sand Siblings to her home village to face some ghosts, particularly a living one called Sasuke Uchiha. Not Sasusaku. Same pairings and universe as One Sunday Morning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
In Eternity I Found You reviews
Sakura dies, but there's an afterlife. Which is basically just a giant, boring forest. But then, she meets an old friend... if Sasuke could be called that. Implied Sasusaku but not a romance story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unholy Bonding reviews
Mao gets it into his head that forcing Lucifer and Emilia on a date will save the world. Sadly for him, no one else seems to agree. There's a reason there are no demon-human-angel children running around. CRACK. NOT a Lucifer-Emilia pairing.
Devil is a Part-Timer/はたらく魔王さま - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Hero Emilia/Yusa E., Lucifer/Urushihara H. - Complete
One Sunday Morning reviews
Sasuke and Hinata happen to visit the memorial at the same time, and Sasuke comes to realize a few things about the past. Sasuke and Hinata FRIENDSHIP. One-shot. No obvious pairings. Slightly AU from 640 onwards.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete