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Joined 11-21-03, id: 490800, Profile Updated: 11-11-13
Author has written 8 stories for Little Fighter, Silmarillion, South Park, and Naruto.

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Brendan and the Beast by Kodora reviews
An epic re-imagining of a classic fairy tale. A castle of forgotten souls...a Beast trapped in bitter purgatory...and an unexpected romance borne of one pivotal rose. COMPLETE as of May 4th 2012
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,178 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/1/2001 - Complete
Buying Love by CrystalOcean7 reviews
Kakuzu x Hidan fluff. No smut. How far is Hidan willing to pay to have his love returned?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Karmic Conundrums by Lila Priceless reviews
The souls of the dead are judged by their life's work. Most people go to Heaven or Hell, but the actions of some people get them sent to a special place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Jiraiya, Chiyo - Complete
You Be the Girl by Reverie Hekako reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are sent off on a mission in dead of winter. What could possibly happen while the two are stuck in a small hotel? If you don't like yaoi, don't click this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Black Heart Inertia by Kroriarty reviews
Kakuzu rots in prison, awaiting his execution. His animosity grows against the people that betrayed him. His people. His home. He waits until he can escape, growing mad with each passing day. Is madness key to freedom? Graphic violence, strong language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Kakuzu - Complete
As You Wish by The Crack Fairy reviews
“Explaining everything would take a long time… you may call me Hidan, and because you have my necklace, I have to grant you three wishes.” KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Proposal by Arzosah reviews
Kakuzu/Hidan drabble. Team Zombie, walking and talking and spouting random proposals. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Girl Talk by Lady Emerald Star reviews
It takes a genius to understand women. Shikamaru was that genius, or so he thought. ShikamaruXTemari by the end. Rating for some swearing and sexual tension, as always.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Strange Fortunes by Tehta reviews
Gondolin is at peace, and yet several of its citizens harbour resentments, ambitions, and unnatural desires. Much will be revealed in this comedy of errors starring Maeglin, Salgant, Glorfindel and Ecthelion. Slash, theoretical het. NEW: COMPLETE
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,068 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2006 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Tehta reviews
As Gondolin burns, Salgant—ever an artist—chooses his fate.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/7/2005
Unknowing, Nerdanel Sells Pearls To A Prince by Nol reviews
The first meeting of Nerdanel and Feanor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/2/2004
The Vain Songs by Nol reviews
Fingon and Maedhros in beauty, war, mad love and above all things, vanity. Update: Maglor rests after telling of the Nirnaeth, and a new voice takes over, to sing of Doriath.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,331 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 8/20/2003
Olórin babe magnet by Elfique reviews
The tale of Olórin leaving Valinor for Middle Earth. (not OTT or complete stupidness though - just funny!)
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Complete
Flawed and Fair by Tehta reviews
When Aredhel leaves Gondolin, Ecthelion is part of her escort. During the journey, he will have to deal with Sindar, orcs, giant spiders - and his unnatural feelings for Glorfindel. Slash, spiky humour. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,257 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Complete
Under the Curse by Finch reviews
Silmarillion-based. The love of Maedhros and Fingon. Warning: homosexuality. Chapter 11 and last. Maedhros meets the Judge.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,860 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2003 - Published: 4/2/2002
Dreams and Treeshadows by Finwen reviews
During the Feast of Reuniting, Maglor hears a strange music in the trees and goes to investigate... A ‘Maglor meets Daeron’ fic. Very slight MaglorDaeron slash.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2002
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
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Tomorrow Winter Comes reviews
One-Shot, KakuHidan. Hidan contemplates his partner's strength, dominance and above all, Kakuzu's hoarding tendencies. Hard yaoi, light bondage and slightly dysfunctional sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Only Mortal reviews
Kakuzu dislikes his new partner, though he proves useful in battle. But when he is informed of the tremendous bounty on Hidan's head, Kakuzu faces a decision that is more difficult than he originally thought. KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,085 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
At the Lair of Dawn reviews
When the Akatsuki aren't tearing things up, what are they doing? A silly, idiotic caricature of what the Akatsuki get up to when there's absolutely nothing to do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Akatsuki
Under the Necromancer's Eye reviews
The Fighters at Artxe High must fight a demon from long ago that has poisoned their lives presently. CHP5: Dennis is 'kidnapped'.
Little Fighter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,197 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 6/26/2004
Denial reviews
Kyle's in denial about his sexual orientation, and Butters refers him to a psychiatrist, Dr. Fidel. But things don't always go as expected, and soon he finds himself in a vicious circle of love, hate and unspoken desire. Slash, KyleStan and OCKyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005
Bracken reviews
Edited, Maglor and Daeron meet ere the end
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2005
To hate, to hate reviews
Maedhros had always hated Fingon. But now, how can he despise someone who saved his life? Slash, MaeFin. First Silm multichap.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004
To Neglect the Obvious reviews
Ever wondered how Fingon and Maedhros managed to keep their 'secret' to themselves, despite the intrusion of Maedhros' disapproving father? Fluff
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004
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