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Joined 11-21-03, id: 490880
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter.

My name is Emily.

I am now 15 and GETTING MY PERMIT_ (this part scares my mother)

I am a HUGE Harry Potter fan, but i also enjoy LOTR and some other stuff. I have a LOTR fic in the oven, by the way, so take a peek when it's ready, willya?

I love Ron-Hermione(I swear on a stack of Harry Potter books, they are meant to be-i mean, just look at all the SIGNS!) and Harry-Luna, but i am willing to read just about anything.
(Except any Dumbledore ships. in one word: EEEW!)

I also twitch in disgust at Frodo-Sam ships. News flash, People: men can love without slash!

At the moment, i am writing a whole bunch of different types of stories. Do not be shocked if you find one you really like, then the next one is of a type that completely shocks you and makes you think i am going insane. I am doing this to expand my horizons as a writer and establish a larger reader base

if you want more of my work, go to the author gemini1023, where i post with my best friend Hermione30, whose work i am plugging right now. Plugplugplugplugplug.

Do not worry if the name changes-i like variety, so every once in a while i will change it if a good name comes to mind.

To save myself a whole bunch of annoyance, i have a COVER-ALL DISCLAIMER RIGHT HERE-

I do not own ANY of the characters i write about. they all belong to their genius-now-insanely-rich-creators. Now, LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT, OKAY?

DOBBY RULES!

Please Review every story you read in my list. i want to know what you think.

Surprise-i WILL accept flames, as long as they have a reason, meaning that you have to point out exactly WHAT about my writing is so terrible. these can end up being very helpful.
Blind flamers are just gutless worms who like to make people feel bad.

I also dislike blind praise. If you like my work, praise is good, but please point out something you particularly enjoyed so i know if i'm improving.

Who are we, we fanfiction creators?
"We are the music-makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams."

Yes we are, Willy Wonka. Yes we are.

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The Chronicles of What? by Reiven reviews
It's a cold day in Potions with Snape being crankier than usual, taking points even from the Slytherins. When Harry goes to retrieve his wand, he discovers something unimaginable...horrific. He finds Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry, Ron and Hermione assess a sixth book fic by CountessMel reviews
So how do our favorite threesome feel about the cliches that arise in Book Six fics? And who knew that Lupin always asks to be called Moony? And does Mrs. Weasley always give bonecrushing hugs? Are there really no new Order Members?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 6/9/2004
Evil for Dummies by Crystal56 reviews
Well, lets see, Snape gets a hold of a book that is... interesting and could help him in his ventures. There's Internet for dummies and even Love for dummies, but what about evilness? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
The Rogue Weasley by Spooky-Spoot reviews
Everyone thinks Percy is a big prat in Ootp, right? Ooh, there's Percy! Get him! Bring the pitchforks! Well, what if that's just what he wants you to think? What if he's really helping Dumbledore and the Order? What if he's a spy? CHAP 2 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Percy W.
Certified Psycopath by CentaurFirenze reviews
Lucius Malfoy seeks counseling for Voldemort, and we get to peek at the Shrinks notes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Voldemort
Sorting Revisited by Rianna Potter reviews
I saw the Tournament; I saw the grief stricken faces. I watched those who had seen it all suffer, just from the loss of one person's life. And I had seen their minds, I had seen their futures. I had predicted their destinies. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Cho C. - Complete
My Little Angel by hpgirl reviews
Complete. One-shot. Alice Longbottom's thoughts to her son. It came to me while I was re-reading Chapter 23 of HPOOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Neville L. - Complete
Jumping On the Bandwagon by JamieBell reviews
“Harry Potter,” Ginny intoned solemnly. “Will you do me the honor of being my eighth world wonder?”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,912 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
It's Not Personal by Deborah Peters reviews
While Harry's fifth-year Care of Magical Creatures class was studying Bowtruckles, the N.E.W.T.-level class was studying Jarveys. What is a Jarvey? Well, just ask it, and it'll probably have something to say to you... although you might not like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2004
Real Life is no Fairy Tale by CarEtoDreaM reviews
[One Shot] She was getting married, yes, but not to her Prince Charming. [i'm looking for a beta btw, anyone interested? if so, email me]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Order of the Phoenix A Different View by Sham Harga reviews
(Formerly Order of the Phoenix film sript EXCLUSIVE) PPG13 - for language. Want to know how the fifth book will be brought to life? Changed format. Small fun poked at the films. I couldn't do better, but a least I recognise Fred & George as geniuses. 11 u
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,847 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004
Ron's Shirt by Azony reviews
Ron is a bit upset - his shirt tears and is ruined, but he is eager to fix it with magic and only magic. But when Ron fails, how will Harry make him feel better?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
One Last Slow Dance by Sundari Harmony reviews
The last dance in their 7th year. Dance through Ron's emotions and memories in this short songfic. The song was written by myself, please dont use it with out my permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Goodbye by BornFromAshes reviews
Harry revieves a letter from someone. Its enough to make him break down crying. Who is it from? OoTP spoiler!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
And Smelt So? Pah! by hobbitfoot reviews
Twill not be seen in him there; there the men are as mad as he.' Haven't we all wondered what would happen if Shakespeare rose from the dead and started pinching popular modern stories? In iambic pentameter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Midnight Conversation by Dicere reviews
Post OOTP, Albus needs someone to talk to. And it isn't Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Albus D., Luna L.
Everything You Guessed Is Wrong by Terra3 reviews
A parody of Weird Al's Everything You Know Is Wrong about all those lovely plot twists in the first three books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
I Have Fallen In Love by icy manipulator reviews
with the same woman... three times... HL fic. (reposted with minor revision)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Sorting of Sirius Black by Erhothwen reviews
The moment Sirius Black entered the Great Hall to the moment the Sorting Hat bellowed Gryffindor—the happenings of Sirius’ peculiar sorting and his dear cousins’ lovely reactions. What's a Black to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L.
Dear Harry, Love Luna by S-Drama-Queen-17 reviews
Luna is writing Harry a letter. The question is, will he ever get it? Really quick one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Luna L. - Complete
Gilderoy's Graffiti by Silverhill reviews
Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough," Ron once said. Now Lockhart has escaped from St. Mungo's ... and signed everything! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
Girl Talk in the Marauders' Dorm by griffins95 reviews
What happened after Snape's worst memory? Well, let's just say the Marauders had a little bit of a discussion regarding James' crush on Lily Evans. complete, but I could continue it, it wasn't my plan to, but if you want me to put it in a review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2003 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
It Happened in Detention by MadAboutRon reviews
A fic about detention and what happens when Ron and Hermione are left to act on their feelings
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Fake it by Minerva Solo reviews
Remus is reqquired to fake it when Tonks informs him mere moments before her mother's arrival that apparently he's her boyfriend. But is it al just a sham, or is there a sliver of truth in the shambles created by the ill-timed deception?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks
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Erised means Desire reviews
And what do they desire? Let's find out! I, the Author, delve deep(ok, not so deep for some) into the psyche of HP characters with the help from everyone's favorite Mirror. PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2005
The Ravings of a COMPLETE PSYCHO of a Fangirl reviews
...as recorded by a close friend. Fictional, but inspired by truth. Which makes you wonder if truth should really be as random as all that...Come on in, I NEED REVIEWS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Lesser Man reviews
He didn't want the dementor getting in. Not yet." ...wanna know what a Dementor's Kiss looks like? An insight into the mind of Cornelius Fudge as he goes to see Barty Crouch for the first and last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/6/2004
and He was Dreaming reviews
It was midnight, the bed was warm, and he was dreaming… What happened the night Neville's parents lost their minds. Rated PG13 for one swearword and the Cruciatus Curse. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Neville L.
Betcha Can't Have Just One reviews
Ron has just discovered Muggle potato chips for the first time. Then things get a bit weird, even for him. Need I say anything but READ AND REVIEW?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Evidently So reviews
Hermione finds a copy of one certain special book (gasp!) with a piece of paper inside. Smart as she is, she'll figure out what it means, and then the REAL fun will begin... COMPLETE, so READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Crucio reviews
Voldemort's thoughts on his first return, his favorite spell, and the boy he performed it on. rated PG13 for a reason, and it's insanely short, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't read and review...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Salsa and Starlight reviews
Why is Ron affecting me like this all of a sudden? Not even Viktor did this to me, and I’m dating him!" Ron and HErmione share a moment. RR, but please don't kill me if they are OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Never Steal a TimeTurner reviews
Ron takes a trip on the wild side, and it gets wilder than he wants-about 30 or 40 years wilder. It will explain a lot, and it puts Ron in an uncomfortable (for him, hilarious for us) position. Read and review, and I'll review yours!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Ron W.
My 'Mione reviews
Ron has something tres importante to say to Hermione. Something that he's been holding back for almost seven years. RR, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Don't Speak reviews
Songfic-Harry and Luna have a serious conversation. this is a preview top some other pieces coming soon, so read and review NOW! sorry if the format turns out wrong, my computer's messed up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Just Another Day at the Office reviews
Arthur Weasley...does anyone really know what he does at work? Well, I do, and now you can too(provided you read and review this fic)!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004
Just Luna reviews
just some of Luna's thoughts as she remembers her fourth year and the most important person in it. RR--it's my first piece with one of my fave ships, and I really want to know if it's any good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Luna L., Harry P.
My Own Little World reviews
...and now I had a private place I could make into my own little world, perfect and serene.Then I wrote in it. And I found that my private world wasn’t so private anymore…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Ginny W., Voldemort
that STUPID WEASLEY CLOCK! reviews
Molly's all alone in the kitchen when she catches a glimpse of her clock. RHr implied, but the hysterics and hilarity are ALL Molly. read and review, puh-leeeese
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Molly W., Ron W.