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Joined 07-21-13, id: 4909295, Profile Updated: 01-07-19
Author has written 5 stories for Final Fantasy XV, and Harry Potter.

I'm not a writer. I have a business, mostly buying and selling airplane parts for now but I will be building them some day. I love this business but sometimes it can be stressful so I took up writing. What's great about fanfiction is that I don't have to come up with characters and settings. I'm not a professional and there's no profit to be made in this for me - time is money.

With fanfiction, I can write about characters I'm fond of and make them do as I please, no rules, no leashes, anything goes. It's liberating and an excellent stress reliever. And it's got some extra perks: though I'm gay I do like to make young women gush (wink). Feels good to write, feels good to share something others enjoy and pass on the "good" feeling.

World's going batshit crazy, so this is an excellent place to take a break from it. Imagination is a wonderful thing. Not only a stress reliever but depending on its application, an unlimited resource for business or any other endeavor. Apply it to whatever venture, you will get something out of it.

Favorite books in this order:

The Art of War - Sun Tzu

Rubaiyat - Omar Khayyam

Think and Grow Rich - Napoleon Hill

The Persian Boy - Mary Renault

Last of the Wine - Mary Renault

Siddartha - Herman Hess

Buttmen: Erotic Stories and True Confessions by Gay Men Who Love Booty - Alan Bell ...what can I say, I'm a man of flesh and blood. I do love a good booty story ;)

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Box of Sharp Objects by Jessica-Doom reviews
A collection of short drabbles created from prompts in the Facebook group DRARRY: fanfiction and fanart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/9/2019 - Published: 5/14/2018 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
You've Cast A Spell Over Me, Nope, Just A Hex by XenaDragon-xoxo reviews
Draco Malfoy is a very important person with a very important job. He's got a tight schedule to keep, but he's always willing to spare a few minutes to hex Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/19/2018 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Disenchanted by Jessica-Doom reviews
They had been given the illusion of a happy life. A short-lived illusion and now they had to deal with reality. And the reality was – Draco Malfoy was still very much a git.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 3/31/2018 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
The Redemption of Draco Malfoy by Scotch reviews
Draco becomes an apprentice Auror in hopes of atoning for some of his past mistakes. The job is a lot more than he bargained for, never mind being assigned to work with Harry bloody Potter. Well, if he could survive Voldemort, he can survive an internship under a git with a hero complex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,232 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 1/31/2018 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
What Muggles Do by MissMJS reviews
"Let's bring him out." The audience cheers while Harry groans. He just had to introduce Ginny to this show, didn't he? Like his life already isn't dramatic enough? (One-shot, crackish. An idea that wouldn't leave my head)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2017 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ginny W. - Complete
Love from Fire, Loam from Ash by Tessa Crowley reviews
Despite what Harry tells himself, he is not over the firestorm that was his relationship with Draco Malfoy. Despite all their efforts to avoid it, they are forced to confront it all again. Based on and around "La traviata" by Giuseppe Verdi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,721 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 8/27/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Ligabus Filium by Tessa Crowley reviews
It should be careful, deliberate, but it isn't. Like every other part of their relationship, it happens gradually and then all at once, before they even realize it. And when the little blue threads bind them together, there's no going back. BDSM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,291 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and The Mysterious Portrait Painter by Sivany reviews
Someone has been painting rather interesting pictures of Draco Malfoy and sticking them up all over Hogwarts. Now that same artist has decided to paint one of Harry and Draco together and no one can work out why. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Critiquer by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry submits a photo of his most-prized bodily part to a renowned "critiquer", he gets a terrible review. Determined to improve, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully increase his rating. Quite a lot of mature content in here, due to the subject matter, as one would suppose. LOL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,158 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
And the Clock Keeps Ticking by Nherizu reviews
Harry Potter knows three things. One, Voldemort can still cause chaos even after his death. Two, Draco Malfoy is one of the last two missing survivors. Three, Harry's creepy dreams every night are the only key to finding Malfoy. And yet ... maybe Harry shouldn't be so sure, for the truth about Malfoy is not what he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,354 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
That Missing Something by XenaDragon-xoxo reviews
On two different sides of London, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy begin to feel a little empty. It's manageable at first, but then come odd emotions and urges and longings for something they can't find. Unable to find the piece they're missing, Harry and Draco experiment with different ways to solve their issues – but what if it's all connected? A bonding!fic. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,768 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Unbearable Burden of Caring by Tessa Crowley reviews
Fifteen years after the War, Draco is a social recluse and award winning author. Harry is an auror who works too hard, ensuring his old war wounds never heal. They meet at a masque ball, unaware of each other's identities. In another situation, it would have been love at first sight. But for them, it would never be so simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,982 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Sew Me Back Together Again by XenaDragon-xoxo reviews
After the war, with his father in Azkaban and his mother on the run, Draco is lost, broken, and scarred by the mistakes he has made. In an effort to make things right, Draco participates in the rebuilding of Hogwarts, but he finds himself completely shunned. That is, until Harry Potter, Wizarding World's Golden Boy, shows up to save the day. Again. For the HD Cliche Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,326 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/14/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Living in Parasitize by Alvara19 reviews
A simple mission of exterminating a demon inside an underground Labyrinth goes from bad to worse. What can Nero possibly do when his enemy is someone he doesn't want to kill? DantexNero Yaoi
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,386 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Nothing Is Ever Simple by coxcomb reviews
Chris is sent to Italy on a solo mission only to find out he has been assigned a partner. Leon isn't happy about the situation either, especially when he will have to be around Chris, a man who doesn't understand privacy, day and night. Chris/Leon
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,288 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Chris R., Leon S. K.
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 3,926 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Snippets of Pantheon Life by Thalaba reviews
These are a series of short stories surrounding the lives of various immortals in mythology. Ratings will be T to M for blood, sexual situations, darkfics, violence, angst, etc. Over 16,000 hits!
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,642 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/2/2007
Splinters by Vashtijoy reviews
The story of Light's love affair with his mirror. Part-kidfic, part autoerotic smut set in early canon.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
Summer Frivolity by Kitsune's Dark Shadow reviews
How many licks does it take for Leon to get to the center of an ice-cream cone? The world may never know...thanks to Chris! Chris/Leon
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Chris R., Leon S. K. - Complete
Sacred Madness by Assimbya reviews
Dionysus and Pentheus watch one another.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Dionysus - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Was Blind But Now by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
To Patroclus, Achilles has never seemed quite human. He is, as he proves the night they are to leave for Troy.
Homer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Kings to You by Brunette Inc reviews
[one shot] Fernand reflects on himself, during the time Dantes is in jail.
Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Dirt Revamped by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dirt Revisited by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART TWO. Sequel to Dirt, as requested. Ever so slashy... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dirt by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART ONE. Harry and Draco get dirty. And then clean. And then dirtier. This fic contains MATURE Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rain and Chocolate by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rubato by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
All struggles end whether with a final, dramatic swoop or with a slow, gasping death. Alexander fights one last, unwinnable struggle against death. AlexanderHephaestion slash.
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
What the Tent Has Seen by l33 Destroyer of Worlds reviews
Achilles and Odysseus hold a conversation on a hot summer night. Slash, bad language.
Homer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
A Man of His Own by bloodsucking-llama reviews
This is a short, one shot story about how Alexander the Great and Hephaestion find the bravery to face others once people learn that they are lovers.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Masque by Margit reviews
Monte Cristo without any Monte Cristo. FranzAlbert angst barely played out against the sweeping and romantic backdrop of Rome during the Carnival.
Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2002 - Complete
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Fractured reviews
When Aurors Harry and Ron catch Fenrir Greyback they discover something that propels Harry on a solo race against the most dangerous Death Eater fugitive, Rodolphus Lestrange. But things go awry and Harry soon finds himself wandless in the middle of nowhere and cooperating with Draco Malfoy to survive as Lestrange hunts them down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,143 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 1/7/2019 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Rodolphus L.
Avalon reviews
A mystical land of legend shrouded in mystery - especially for newly out Harry Potter. The hottest gay nightclub in muggle London and the place that would mark the night of his debut. Or that was the plan until the most beautiful gogo dancer in AVALON caught his eye and turned that plan into mush.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/10/2019 - Published: 6/8/2018 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
The Interview reviews
Bob tries to interview the Prince of Lucis and his friends for a nationally beloved program. Emphasis on "tries".
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum - Complete
Doppleganger, I Love You reviews
Harry wants to bring life into Draco's soulless eyes, even if it means making him cry. Perhaps it's a good start to making him smile. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2018 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Going for Brooch reviews
Based on a side quest in the demo. After Noctis gets injured by a Saberclaw, Gladio decides to postpone their trip back to camp. YAOI. Gladio/Noctis.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2015 - [Gladiolus Amicitia, Noctis Lucis Caelum] - Complete
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