Hi! My name is Guitarprincess. I am new to FanFiction

1/18/05: Okay, people. I have to let you know that I have hit a little writer’s block with “Beatus”, which I’m currently rewriting. I am thinking of a couple one shots that I have yet to write. And then there is also my schoolwork to think of. Sorry for the delay.

Some of my favorite movies are:

Spiderman 1 & 2 (What? Toby is HOT! He can save me any day)
Ever After

Happy Feet
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (It's my autobiograpy!)
Princess Diaries 1 and 2

my favorite book series:

Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (they are full of addictivosity and hilariosity)
Princess Diaries
Harry Potter (How can you NOT love it?)

quotes:

Father Alex: And a welcome to Donna, who's representing her side of the family.

Donna: And a welcome to... Sophie's dad... He's here.

Sophie: I know, I invited him.

Donna: How could you? I don't know which one it is... OH MY GOD... that's why they're here!

Sophie: I'm sorry, please forgive me!

Donna: I don't know... Can you forgive me?

Sophie: What? I don't care if you slept with hundreds of men. You're my mother and I love you.

Donna: Oh Sophie... And I haven't slept with hundreds of men.. ("Mamma mia")

Nicholas Devereaux: I'm Nick. Viscount Mabrey's nephew.

Andrew Jacoby: Ah, the chap who's trying to stage the palace coup. I'm Andrew Jacoby. Nice to meet you.

Lilly Moscovitz: Thrusting out her hand to shake his Lilly Moscovitz, official best friend of future queen. I don't like you.

Nicholas Devereaux: Pleasure. (“Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”)

Dustpelt: Mousebrain! Didn’t your mentor ever tell you not to stick your nose in before you know what you’re dealing with?

Spiderleg: Sure, Mousefur taught me everything.

Dustpelt: Remember it, then (Warriors: The New Prophecy-Sunset)

Chi Fu: Order. People, order.

Citizen: I'll have a pan-fried noodle.

Chien-Po: Ooh, ooh, sweet-and-sour shrimp.

Citizen: Moo goo gai pan.

Chi Fu: That’s not funny (“Mulan”)

Tigress: Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you, a big, fat panda who treats it like a joke. Po makes a sudden funny face and Tigress gets angry and attempts to smack him Oh that is it!

Mantis: Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! Po falls to the ground revealing a lot of needles in his back And may have also stopped his heart. (“Kung Fu Panda”)

"I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore, (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone)

Ron Weasley: to Hermione and Ginny He'll be here, soon. starts eating

Hermione Granger: smacks him on the arm with a book Will you stop eating? Your best friend is missing!

Ron Weasley: Turn around, you lunatic! Hermione and Ginny looks towards the Great Hall door and sees Harry covered in blood

Ginny Weasley: He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?

Ron Weasley: Well, it looks like it's his own this time (“Harry potter and the half blood prince”)

Carl Frederickson: I believe I made my position to your boss very clear.

Construction Foreman Tom: You poured fruit juice in his gas tank.

Carl Frederickson: Yeah, that was good. (“Up”)

emerson: people do stupid things when they’re in love( “pushing Daises”)

“'Well . . . when we were in our first year, Harry - young, carefree, and innocent -'

Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent.” (Harry potter and the prisoner of Azkaban)

Timon: Hyenas. I hate hyenas. So what's the plan for getting past those guys?

Adult Simba: Live bait.

Timon: Good idea. realizes what he means HEY!

Adult Simba: come on Timon

Timon What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? singing Luau. If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat/ Eat my buddy Pumbaa here, 'cause he's a tasty treat/Come on down and dine/ On this tasty swine/ All you gotta is get in line/Are you achin'...

Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup.

Timon: For some bacon?

Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup.

Timon: He's a big pig.

Pumbaa: Yup, yup.

Timon: You can be a big pig, too. Oy (“The Lion King”)

Mayor West: We don't want you in our town Simpson! We don't love you like we did back in 1993!

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

Mayor West: And as for you O.J. we don't want you here either (“family guy”)

The Book: about the Point of View Gun The Point of View gun conveniently does precisely what its name suggests. That is if you point it at someone and pull the trigger, they instantly see things from your point of view. It was designed by Deep Thought, but commissioned by a consortium of intergalactic angry housewives, who after countless arguments with their husbands were sick to the teeth of ending those arguments with the phrase "You just don't get it, do you?" (“The hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”)

“Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves—“

"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea."

"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once--"

"Or twice--"

"A minute--"

"All summer--"

"Oh, shut up," said Percy the Prefect.(Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone)

“It’s not a dress, it’s a kilt. Sicko!”- The Grinch (“Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas”)

Joe Swanson is in a fight with the Grinch Grinch: You think you have won, you think all is well. Well kiss my green ass, I'll see you in hell. (“ family guy”)

Statler: "Take a cruise," you said. "See the world," you said. Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship.

Waldorf: Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience. (“Muppet Treasure Island”)

Carmen: How can you be eating at a time like this?

Juni: You know that tickling sensation you get when you fall?

Carmen: Of course.

Juni: That pretty much went away after the first hour. (“spy kids 2”)

Ginny: Ron had to take Jacky Sloper up to the hospital wing.

Harry: why?

Ginny: well, we’re not sure but we think he knocked himself out with his own bat (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

Shenzi: Hey. There he goes. There he goes.

Banzai: So go get him.

Shenzi: There ain't no way I'm going in there. What, you want me to come out there looking like you? Cactus-Butt? (“the lion king”)