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Joined 11-21-03, id: 491002
Author has written 5 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, 10 Things I Hate About You, and Harry Potter.
Hey, my name Jessica and I come from Australia. I like BTVS,Angel,Gilmore Girls, Harry Potter, Princess Diaries ,10 things I Hate About You, Bend it like Beckham,Mighty Ducks,Bring it On, Fast and the Furious

My favorite actresses are Eliza Dushku,Julia Stiles and actors Jared Padeleckie and James Masters.

I play soccer,nettball,basketball and any type of football i can. I'm also learning karate.

jacfaithmac and Gidgetgirl are two of the best writers so go out and see it.

Im working on "Playing with fire,Killing with Ice" right now so that story will be updated incredibly soon. I will continue to work on "Somebody you won't Forget" and will eventually get around to updating "Katrina Strattford".

Im pretty open to all ships, but my favorite ones are
BTVS
Faith/Xander
Willow/Oz
Buffy/Angel
Buffy/Spike

Harry Potter
Harry/Ginny
Ron/Hermione

Gilmore Girls
Rory/Dean
Lane/Dave

Fav Quotes

"the only thing to fear is fear"
Theodore Roosevelt

Buffy Quotes

Faith:Want.Take.Have

Giles: Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?
Willow: Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?

Giles: Uh, two more of the brethren came in here. They came after me. But I was more than a match for them.
Buffy: Meaning?
Giles: I hid.

Harry Potter Quotes

"Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough."
-Ron

"Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods."
-Ron

But we're not stupid -- we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George Weasley

Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." -Ron

Twitchy little ferret, aren't you Malfoy?" -Hermione

Ron: "I could've taken those mer-idiots any time I wanted."
Hermione: "What were you going to do, snore at them?"

His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother," said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?"

A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said, "One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode."
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have," said Hermione.

Hehehehe lots of Chocolate and email me you like my writing. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ducks are evil. Stay away from the ducks

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Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Hogwarts Idol by squeak-the-soprano reviews
I succumbed the the pressure and wrote an Idol fic... excuse me whilst i beat myself with a rolling pin! Diclaimer: All recognisable things belong to someone else
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,840 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Cheaper by the Dozen by gidgetgirl reviews
AU: Of the twelve Giles kids, 9 year old Faith is the little mastermind, but when her relationship with oldest sister, Buffy, falls to shaky ground, Faith stirs up trouble. Features little Anya, Andrew, Wes, Xander, Tara and more. COMPLETE!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,367 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Complete
Watching by KColl2003 reviews
After killing Finch, Faith tries to flee Sunnydale - one man won't let her go. F/X, B/A.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,895 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Xander H., Faith L.
Throwback by gidgetgirl reviews
After Faith comes to LA at the end of season one, a faulty spell turns Angel and Faith into small children, and Cordelia and Wesley must look after them until the spell can be reversed. COMPLETE!
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,672 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Complete
Twist of Fate by All That Remains reviews
Rory gets into a car crash and lands herself into the hospital where Dean is the orderly and needs her help getting his life back on track. Narco C O M P L E T E !
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,254 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004
Harry potter and the suicidal snowy owl by Kewen reviews
Harry is repeatedly killing his owls, accidentally of course, and is currently on Hedwig 4. Luckily, Hagrid hasn’t noticed..yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 12/20/2003
Who I Am by CityofAngel reviews
A story of love, courage, and acceptance, about the struggle of three young people in finding their place in a world where blood- Pure or Mud- seems to be everything. 6th yr setting. HermioneOliver. Introducing D. Blaine (OC) as the new DADA teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,564 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
And We All Have a Hell by anarchxst reviews
Three girls from Degrassi Community School are in for the ride of their lives as they become gift with powers of the Chosen Ones.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 9/5/2003
Dating for Dummies by DestinysFate reviews
Buffy, who has been dateless for a LONG time, makes up a boyfriend to keep everyone from feeling sorry for her & from setting her up with Riley. Everything goes well until her “boyfriend” is asked to make an appearance at her sister’s wedding. Uh oh
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,422 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/12/2003 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
Hogwarts Year Five: This Wasn't in the Sylabus by Wonderlandleighleigh reviews
Wesley Wyndham-Pryce gets a visit from some old friends, and Hogwarts obtains some new... interesting teachers
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,271 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 9/10/2002
Inner Child by Randomizer reviews
Buffy has been turned into a four year old, and Angel must take care of her until the situation can be fixed. Correct version of Ch. 10 added.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,961 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Buffy S., Angel
The Interviews of America by Charity1 reviews
Mia gets interviewed by a crazy lady (Me ^-^) What secrets are revealed to all? Come and find out!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/2/2002
The Famous Vampire/Teacher by CrystalxxDreams reviews
The Famous Vampire/Teacher goes to Hogwarts to teach Defence Against The Dark Arts. Buffy gets ticked and ... Chapter 6 will be up soon, if enough people review.. r/r I messed up when uploading chapter 5. I have all of it up now, and it is much longer.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,019 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2001 - Published: 11/29/2001
The Ultimate Harry Potter Mary-Sue BTVS Crossover by Web Witch reviews
Voldemort's rising, Harry and the gang meet Buffy and Spike's daughter and her friends, Harry's Bi-sexual, Spire likes Sirius and Draco, Destiny's drugging Draco, Peeves is afraid of the new kids, love triangles, Hogwarts tennis, and exorcisms, and more!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2001 - Published: 8/31/2001
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Not Everything's Engraved in Stone reviews
Its Hermiones wedding day and Rons struggling to understand why it isn't him shes marrying
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Playing with Fire, Killing with Ice reviews
Faiths past is revealed when her long forgotten baby sister becomes a slayer and she is forced to confront her sister in ashowdown theyll never forget.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Faith L.
Someone you won't forget reviews
One of the new slayers finds out that she a slayer.But there's a twist........
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2003 - Published: 11/21/2003
Cake,Pink Dresses and a deadly Soup Ladle reviews
Buffys getting married.Hijinks insure.Angels POV.very funny
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Angel
Katrina Strattford the Vampire Slayer reviews
What if Kat was a slayer. Everything would make sense
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2003