Softly Spoken Weasley Girl
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Joined 07-22-13, id: 4911258, Profile Updated: 07-04-14
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--YOU ARE--

Name: Rachel
Single or taken: Single lol you really think I'd be taken jfc
Gender: Girl
Birthday: May 4th
Sign: Taurus
Chinese Zodiac: Rabbit
Birthstone: Emerald
Birth Flower: Black Eyed Susan

--APPEARANCE--

Hair color: Gingers FTW
Eye color: Brown
Height: 5'3"

--FASHION STUFF--

Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes?: Rue 21...?
Favorite designer?: How many people have one of those, like really.
What is your sexiest outfit?: Yeah... nooo...
What is your most comfortable outfit?: Sweatpants and oversized sweatshirt ngl, or leggings and an oversized sweatshirt
What do you usually wear?: Jeans and some kind of sweatjacket or sweatshirt

--WHAT ABOUT--

What kind of shampoo do you use?: Suave coconut ayeee
What are you listening to right now: The peaceful humming of my laptop
Who is the last person that called you?: My mum
How many buddies are online right now?: I really don't know...

--FAVORITES--

Food: Mac N Cheese yo
Girls names: If my child is a girl, the name shall either be Hermione, Marilyn, or Rapunzel
Boy’s names: If tis a boy child, he shall be named Sodapop, Dallas, Ponyboy, or Scipio
Subjects in school: Spanish hola quiero taco
Animals: Quokkass

--HAVE YOU EVER—

Given anyone a bath?: Yes hahahahahaha
Smoked?: NO
Bungee jumped?: I WANT to
Made yourself throw up?: Yes
Skinny dipped?: No LOL
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: LOL YES
Pictured your crush naked?: Yes no shame
Actually seen your crush naked?: UTOBVWRUVBRUYVB0RUTBV3YTVB NO
Cried when someone died?: Yes indeed
Lied: Who hasn't tbfh
Fallen for your best friend?: He wasn't my BEST friend, but he was my best GUY friend
Rejected someone?: No. LOL, I can't particularly reject anyone, I'm the rejected one. ALWAYS.
Used someone?: NOOOO
Done something you regret?: Obviously...

--WHAT--

Clothes: Typical, none too flashy, comfy.
Music: Bands. If you expect me to list every band I listen to you can leave, but my favorites are Arctic Monkeys, Panic! At the Disco, 3 Doors Down, All Time Low, Sleeping With Sirens, etc. I also adore Ed Sheeran.
Smell: Apple crisp, old books, and vanilla ice cream
Desktop picture: Uh a collage of the greasers in The Outsiders bc hot
CD in player: Grease Soundtrack. Yes.
DVD in player:The Outsiders. What else.

--LAST PERSON--

You touched: Mum
You hugged: My good darling Maria
You IMed: IMing is no
You yelled at: A pervy indian named Abhishek
You kissed: Not to be discussed.

--WHO DO YOU WANT TO--

Kill: Oh, a few choice people.
Slap?: Many, MANY people.
Get really wasted with?: No one, I don't do the whole drinking thing.
Get high with: Don't do drugs either.
Talk to offline: My RP buddiesssss from Bluestoneeee
Talk to online: Again, my Bluestone people
Sex it up with: Oh. OH. If you'd like the whole list... hehehe

--RANDOM--

In the morning I: Get up attempting to make my hair reasonable and blink groggily for several minutes.
Love is: The sweetest dream and the worst nightmare.
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: I hate when people say NOT APPEARANCE, because be honest, that IS the first thing you see. I really like hair... don't judge...

--WHICH IS BETTER--

Coke or Pepsi: Cokecokecokecoke
Flowers or candy:Candy bc FOOD
Tall or short: Well someone taller than me is probably better...

--WHO--

Makes you laugh the most: My friendsssss
Makes you smile: Same as aboveee
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her:Let's not answer this and say Dylan O'Brien bc hotness


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

I have a thing about spiders- they creep me out.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

The door of my closet

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Awkward

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:29

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:28

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My sisters whining ugh

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I was walking home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at on the computer?

Bluestone huehuehue

9. What are you wearing?

Jeans, navy blue Aeropostale shirt... socks.

10. Did you dream last night?

Probably

11. When did you last laugh?

No clue

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Tons of stuff

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Obviously

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's aiight

15. What is the last film you saw?

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Um. Stuff.

17. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Get rid of all the haters d00d

18. Do you like to dance?

YESSS

19. What is the first thing you think when you hear these words: 1)heart, 2)straw, 3) applesauce.

1) Valentine's Day

2) Hay bale

3) Spoons

20. What would you call your first child? Give a boy and girl name.

Boy- Sodapop Girl- Hermione

List your favorite book characters in no particular order:

1. Luna Lovegood

2. Pansy Parkinson

3. Dobby

4. Carmen Lowell

5. Fred Weasley

6. Katie Bell

7. Bailey Graffman

8. Ginny Weasley

9. George Weasley

10. Lena Kaligaris

11. Bridget Vreeland

12. Tibby Rollins

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven FanFic? Do you want to?

LOL, probably none exist. It'd be... interesting.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Oh yeah Carmen's a babe... JK not really tbh...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight Pregnant?

That'd be impossible O

4. Can you recall any Fics about Nine?

Yeah, tons...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Absolutely not

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/9 omg twincest

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having an intimate moment?

That'd just be awko taco

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fic.

The most amazing and sweet portrait of Dobby the House Elf- painted by Lena Kaligaris

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Oh my goodness YES

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic.

Recovery

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Roar- Katy Perry

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Awkward lemon

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Pretty recently I feel like

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Luna and Bailey are in are happy relationship until Bailey runs off with Carmen. Luna. broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bridget and a brief unhappy affair with Tibby, then follows the wise advice of Fred and finds true love with Dobby...

I am sorry...

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Ginny would win.

19. What would you think if you found (4) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Carmen? She chill.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Confusion all over the place

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Wow Pansy

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Lena I have no paint brushes get out.

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Luna... omg bbyg...

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Thanks Carmen that's rather OOC of you

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Comb that windswept hair of yours, dear Katie

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Y'all must be drunk

27. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Pansy and Bridget? Fun times.


ONLY IN AMERICA (POST THIS IF YOU LIVE THERE)

Why America has some Issues:

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'


How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blonde - $50 ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 [x]

Total: $75

Eye Color: [x] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $125

Height: Over 7′ - $200 [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175 [ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150 [ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75 [ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85 [ ] Under 5′4 - $0 [x]

Total so far: $125

Age: 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [ ] 0 to 18 - $100 [x]

Total so far: $225

Birth Order: Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First born - $320 [x] Only Child - $250 [ ] Second born - $150- [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] Third born - $550 [ ] Fourth born - $300 [ ] Fifth born - $400 [ ] Sixth born -$215 [ ]

Total so far: $545

Drink? I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] Only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt - $0 [ ] No - $600 [x]

Total so far: $1,145

Vision? Perfect vision - $400 [x] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200 [ ] No correction - $100 [ ] Glasses - $50 [ ] Contacts - $25 [ ] Surgical correction - $100 [ ]

Total so far: $1,545

Shoe Size: 13 - $300 [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ ] 7 to 10 - $50 [ ] Under 7- $450 [x]

Total so far: $1,995

Favorite Colors (multiple): Green - $750 [x] Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [x] Yellow -$475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Purple - $225 [x] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [x] Orange - $300 [x] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 [x]

Total: $4,215

Did you use a calculator to add it all up? Yes - $0 [ ] Nope - add $1000 [X] some - $750 [ ]

Final Total: $5,215

I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THE QUIZ ABOVE!!!!!!!


Only the truest of the true potterheads have memorized the Hogwarts song. Or maybe it's just that I have no life to speak of. If I did, I wouldn't spend my days reading and writing fanfiction.


Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts

Teach us something please

Whether we be old and bald

Or rather young with scabby knees

Our heads could do with filling

With some interesting stuff

For now they're bare and full of air

Dead flies, and bits of fluff.

So teach us things worth knowing

Bring back what we've forgot

Just do your best, we'll do the rest

We'll learn until our brains all rot!


How old were you when you read your first HP book?

Six

How old were you when you saw your first HP movie?

Six hehe wasn't I cool

How did you hear about HP?

Some lady was giving the first movie away and my mom snagged it quickly god bless that dear woman

What was your favorite book?

Chamber of Secrets, I just ugh

What was your favorite movie?

Prisoner of Azkaban, it was when everything REALLY turned dark.

Who is your favorite HP character?

Luna or Dobby.

Who is your least favorite HP character?

Couldn't stand Umbridge or Marcus Flint. Stupid troll. Also didn't like Mrs. Norris. Can I kick her?

Who is your favorite Weasley?

Oh. Um. Like. Fred? Or George? Or Ron? ONE OF THE THREE.

Who is your least favorite Weasley?

Aunt Muriel

What was your favorite Weasley Twin Prank?

The ton-tongue toffee. Class-y.

Who is your favorite Professor?

McGonagall > everyone.

Would you have joined the Order of the Phoenix or the Death Eaters?

Order of the Phoenix, what kind of question is this?

Who is your favorite Order Member?

Nymphadora Tonks

Who is your favorite Death Eater?

Draco Malfoy thank you very much

Who is your favorite Marauder?

SIRIUS SIRIUS SIRIUS

What is your favorite canon pairing?

JILY!!! Mr. and Mrs. Weasley are a close second.

What is your favorite non-canon pairing?

Fremione. It's head and shoulders above the rest of my non canon ships.

Do you prefer canon or fandom?

Both... definitely.

Which of the Deathly Hallows would you choose?

The Invisibility Cloak

Have you read Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them?

Obviously

If so, what is your favorite Magical Creature?

I love hippogriffs... #BuckbeakFTW

Have you read Quidditch Throughout the Ages?

Yesssss

Would you play Quidditch professionally?

Eh, it's possible.

Have you read Tales of Beedle the Bard?

Are you kidding, of freaking course.

What was your favorite short story from Beedle?

"Babbity Rabbity and the Cackling Stump"

Which house is your favorite?

Hufflepuff Hufflepuff ooh Huffle Huffle Huffle Hufflepuff

Which house is your least favorite?

I... I can't...

Owl, Cat, Rat or Toad?

Owls all the way.

Prefect or Quidditch Captain?

Quidditch Captain... aside from Ron, all prefects seem to be uptight. Bill has chillaxed over the years.

Would you enter the Triwazard Tournament?

Maybe... I probably wouldn't win, but I might try.

What would have been your favorite task?

The underwater one, I love the water.

Which Divination Professor: Trelawney or Firenze?

Firenze. Trelawney is an old fraudy bat with an UNsustainable addiction to cooking sherry.

Auror, Unspeakable or Healer?

Unspeakable.

What do you think you would have seen in the Mirror of Erised?

I'd probably see... just me, being absolutely accepted. No judgement on me, just love. It'd be nice.

Who was your favorite DADA professor?

Lupin

Who was your least favorite?

Umbitch.

What would be one of your Horcruxes?

Probably my copy of "The Tales of Beedle the Bard." I know it back to front, and since I can't pick one of the seven HP books... out of seven? Pfft I can't choose. But all my HP related things are my babies. I love them like my own children.


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Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3.Your first initial?
4.Your month of birth?
5.Which color do you like more, black or white?
6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?
7.Your favorite number?
8.Do you like California or Florida more?
9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down.
(don't cheat)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:
Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you choose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be gl
ad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...
California:You like adventure
Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...
Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

1. I'm in love with... hold up, that's my personal info you nosy human being!!!

2.Green, so my soul is relaxed and I'm laid back

3.R, so I try to enjoy life to the maximum and my love life is soon to blossom. That's encouraging.

4.May! So, I will have a strong love relationship that will not last long, but the memories will last forever.

5.Black- Apparently, my life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for me, and I will be glad for the change.

6.Allison Lois Dawes, aka IllusionWolf, my home girl, who is indeed my best friendddd.

7.54... dang I have sooo many friends.

8.Cali!! So I like adventure :P

9.Me gusta el lago. Sooo I'm loyal to my friends and my love. And I'm reserved. LOL NO.

10.JK Rowling better have the first book of the next gen series out by May or so help me...


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

A black man walked into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black "When I grew up I was black, "When I'm sick I'm black, "When I go in the sun I'm black, "When I'm cold I'm black, "When I die I'll be black. "But you sir... "When you're born you're pink, "When you grow up you're white, "When you're sick, you're green, "When you go in the sun you turn red, "When you're cold you turn blue, "And when you die you turn purple. "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured!" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile

Did you know that the 'Alphabet Song', 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' and 'Baa Baa Black Sheep' have the same tune? If you just tried singing those, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. (I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO THIS ONE!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (Stayed up past TWO IN THE MORNING doing that.) If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Copy and paste this if you're the 2% who would be laughing.

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (whoops...)

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. I admit I did plan a siege upon Miss Rowling's home but then realized we live an ocean apart.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional (But he's too cool not to be!!!)

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

95% of teens would have a breakdown if the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Copy and paste if you are on of the 5 that would bring popcorn and watch :)

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did that.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

A good friend will wipe your tears when you get rejected, but a best friend will prank call the boy and say, "You will die in seven days!"

"Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (all the time)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, kiki1607, Cirruz The Night Elf, Em-Ster 9-1-1, greasy girl love, JohnnyIsMyGoldSunset, Mrs.lilibug101, BoundToBeAWeasley

If you're against animal cruelty, then copy this into your profile!

If you're against animal experimentation, then copy and paste!

I'm not suffering from insanity, im enjoying every minute of it. When you're insane you can get away with murder because you're "mentally unhinged". Okay, I'll stop now huehuehuehue


List 10 Harry Potter characters

1.Draco

2. Sirius

3. Hermione

4. Luna

5. Dobby

6. Lavender

7. Dumbledore

8. Oliver

9. Katie

10. Ginny

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Draco) Hello Draco. Come here Draco.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Hermione) Hermione, do you mind?

Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Dobby) BEST DANG DINNER EVER.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Lavender) Cover her casually with sand huehuehue

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Dumbledore) Freak the freak out

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Oliver) Think it was either a bludger or a quaffle and send him some flowers

Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Katie) My dear Katie would never!

Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Ginny) Positively die. I'm fairly certain I'm like her fifth cousin 4 times removed.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Draco) Protect me. With some crazy bad magic shiznit.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Sirius) Turn into a dog and stay loyally by my bedside as I scream in pain.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Hermione) Hogwarts, A History

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Luna) Waste time thinking up some wise thing like the circle of life has no beginning

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Dobby) Cheer me on, rather unhelpfully

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (Ginny, Draco) slightly horrified.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Dumbledore) Offer me candy

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Katie) there with me the entire way

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Ginny) keep doing things to make me laugh

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Draco) Have you seen him.

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. (Sirius, Katie) Well you're a little old...

You're dating 3 and she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? (Hermione) Well that's a complicated question.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Luna, Katie) Gah. I can't ship it.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Dobby, Lavender) I seriously doubt it.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Lavender) Say "makes sense" and protect Dean and Seamus with my entire being.


Life is something you can't escape

It won't let go, it holds on tight

Even if you say no, it always comes back

Never reject your life

Live the life you have

You only get one chance to do something

You only get one chance to make something wrong, right again

If you fall get back up, if you fail try again

Life is a gift you must embrace

Don't let it tell you that you can't cause you can

I am afraid...afraid to do something wrong

I lost a friend because I lied

I lost her because I took advantage of her

I made enemies and I can't go back...

Go back and fix the past

I have a temper if you're in my way...

If you don't stop annoying me

I hold a grudge for quite too long

And would kill you if I could

I am a person who's life is ruined...

Ruined because I made it so

Don't take advantage of life or you will change it...

You will lose friends and make enemies...

You will never forgive yourself for what you did

Live everyday like your last

Whitetiger 52

If you like it post it in your profile, if not leave it alone or tell a friend about it.

If you wish to say you are very sorry for making people scroll all this way down your profile, copy paste this onto your profile.


My favorite ships areee Ron/Pansy, Fremione, Katie/Lee... the list is actually endless. My sustainable addiction to marshmallows is becoming not so sustainable, and I can only imagine dating a Weasley boy.

What can I say, gingers see a ginger and think "Hey, if we got married, we could keep the ginger race going! VICTORY!"

Enough of my claptrap. Draco dormiens nunquam titllandus... goodbye now.

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Under the Mistletoe by SugarQuills10 reviews
Post Hogs. When Ginny's company has to plan a grand Christmas Ball for Narcissa Malfoy - the new client from hell, she finds herself enjoying the company of her client's devastatingly attractive son. X'mas special! Sequel posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,427 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
What is Meant to Be by TheFredtoherGeorge reviews
"The world was a sunnier, happier place" for the next generation. An optimistic take on Rose and Scorpius' relationship, full of romance, humor, and a little bit of mystery. Canon-freak friendly. Suggestive themes in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 58,348 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
So Far by kissmedraco reviews
The girl who watched angrily every time he had someone pressed to his lips, now tangled up in trouble she'd never asked for; or how I, Charlotte, found myself involved in the tumultuous life of Sirius Orion Black. {SB/OC, Marauder Era, canon} **ABANDONED**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 182,359 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sirius B., OC
Facts by HermioneLunaPotter reviews
Little tid-bits you may or may not know about the Harry Potter characters. Fact #12: In first year, Hermione had a small crush on Harry that soon dissipated when she realised he was just a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,883 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Harry P.
There's a Fine Line by xSyntheticSensation reviews
Fred x Hermione One-Shot. EWE. More of a drabble, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Princess and The Peeta by NightingaleHawthorne reviews
The fairy tale of how Peeta's dick fell in love with Katniss' vag and they banged like screen doors in a hurricane... a hurricane of true love. Also, Buttercup was there.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Balance by the lola reviews
'But something draws her to him, and at some point they just fall together. She thinks his light seems like the answer to all of her darkness.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Astoria G., Cormac M. - Complete
A Quick-Paced Tale for RonHermione Haters by rellabellaboo reviews
It's fast. Like, 1,300 kids in a day fast. Ron and Hermione bashing. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Andromeda's Last Letter by Accio Lumos reviews
Andromeda's last ever letter to her father. 1973. Oneshot. Disclaimer: NOT MINE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Andromeda T., Cygnus B. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by plaguedbynargles reviews
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Luna, Neville, and Draco are playing truth or dare! What hilarity will ensue? Suggestions are taken!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Becoming Mrs Weasley by wonderstruck13 reviews
It's five years after the war and Hermione and Ron are finally ready to get married, but issues from their past come back to haunt them. This is the tale of Hermione, Ron, Harry, and Ginny growing up after the War through Hermione's POV. A lot of fluff, some humor, and some romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,774 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Myth by DolbyDigital reviews
She used to wonder what he gained from these meetings, but now she thinks that he needed a friend just as much as she did – if not more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Myrtle, Scorpius M. - Complete
Snapshot by Cookies94 reviews
A glimpse into the life of various characters in Potter-verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sybill T.
The Light behind your eyes by RameroRAM reviews
Cute Scorose one shot, combined with MCR. My two fave things :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Little Brothers by Punzie the Platypus reviews
Over the course of five years, Merida has little times with her brothers that serve as fond memories. They may be mischievous wee devils, but they're her loveable little brothers, and she wouldn't have them any other way.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Merida, The Triplets, Queen Elinor, King Fergus - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by folie a plusieurs reviews
Fred and George have this 'theory' and Lee is willing to test it on Katie... I wonder how this'll end. KatieLee. SlightAU. Just a short One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Katie B., Lee J. - Complete
The Way She Bites Her Lip by cr8vgrl reviews
Fred's been acting strangely for months, and Hermione can't figure out why. Unbeknown to her, it all has to do with the way she bites her lip...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Dated 2 May, 1998 by Lady Altair reviews
Severus Snape's last letter is not to anyone important.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Katie B., Severus S. - Complete
Midlife Crisis by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 4,846 - Follows: 384 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Persistence Pays Off by atruwriter reviews
Fred Weasley has done everything he can think of to win over Hermione's affections, but she simply won't take him seriously. He isn't giving up however: a Weasley perseveres! [OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/15/2007 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Mind of an Extremely Hormonal Teenage Marauder by ProngsxLilyflower reviews
Only I, James Potter, can get myself into humiliating situations like these. It's a curse, it's a horrible, ter... Does Lily look hot in that sweater or what? [LilyJames]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,880 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by xtotallyatpeacex reviews
Laugh. Cry. Be embarrassed as Katie Bell and her friends make their way through O.W.L. year with detentions, boyfriends, Quidditch and drunken nights out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,028 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Katie B., Lee J.
Artistic Licence by xtotallyatpeacex reviews
Katie has a run in with multicoloured hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Katie B., Lee J. - Complete
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To Save A Life reviews
What if Fred had been saved? After all, what use is a time-turner if it lies in the back corner of a drawer?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Behind The Sacrifice reviews
A simple take on what Lily might have been thinking the night she died.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/28/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When Truth Or Dare Goes Right reviews
Katie has a crush. A big crush. And Angelina and Alicia want to help. Truth or Dare seems childish and risky, but what if it works? One-shot, and T because I said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Katie B., Lee J. - Complete
The Untold Story of Gabrielle Delacour reviews
Have you ever wondered what the story would be like from the eyes of the perfectly imperfect little French girl? How about the underestimated Irish boy? What if a brief meeting at the Triwizard Tournament leads to future chances for something... more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Gabrielle D., Seamus F. - Complete