KitKat the Spy Temmie
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Joined 07-22-13, id: 4914499, Profile Updated: 02-11-16
Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Undertale.

My profile is blank. Blank except for this. I'm going to tell you why.

For Profile Chains, I've seen everything. The boy with the doll and the rose. The girl who got hurt. The man who stopped being sorry. The poem from the girl who died at school. I'm a blank slate on my opinions on the perfect partner, and anything else. Nothing seems to have touched my heart. I'm overdue on appointments with at least 7 spirits who decided not to show up at midnight.

So I don't care. So what?

That's where you're wrong. I don't because I do care.

I could draw a white knight's sword and spin a tale about how it's disrespectful to use tragedy to get attention.

But that's not why.

It's because I'm here. I come here to have fun. I come here to be free. I come here to escape from sadness, anger, death, all the negativity in the world.

So take your little sob story, get off my profile, and leave me be.

And for Hypocrisy's sake, copy-paste this onto your profile if you feel the same.

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Discoveries by Espresso Stories reviews
As a robot, Curie knew all the mechanics of the human body. As a Synth discovering herself, she learns how her new emotions makes learning infinitely better.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/17/2015 - [Curie, Sole Survivor] Nick Valentine, Cait - Complete
The Prayer Warriors: A New Beginning by Ebony Maria Brown reviews
Join Jeremy as he tackles on the Greek gods. With Percy Jackson chasing after him, things are going to be really difficult. But with prayer and Jesus on his side, he will surely succeed. Rebooted for a new generation. Based on The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods - Part One. Disclaimer/ contains religious themes. May offend some people. If you are an atheist then do not read this.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Nico A., Percy J.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33302 - Favs: 20,696 - Follows: 16,349 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Marik and Bakura: 333 Ways Continued by Yami-The-Dark reviews
Marik and Bakura go to Target and do the 333 ways to get kicked out. As many of us know, the story "Marik and Bakura: 333 Ways" by sailorblaze, was cancelled. I Private Messaged sailorblaze, and she gave me permission to continue this awesome story. RECENTLY CONTINUED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,023 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
The Misadventures of a curious Hunter by CrazyChibiSama reviews
A Hunter follows the Survivors and gets into some rather stupid situations, and learns a lot about how hard it is to be human. Chapter 43... the road ahead.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,493 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hunter
New Girl by Zeref's Disciple reviews
Lilly Belle is the new girl at Camp Half-Blood. The sexy daughter of Hermes (looks clearly came from mother) is tired of the boring camp life and deicides to have some "fun" with the boys in camp and other adventures. OC, girlxgirl, girlxguy. Please R&R. Hope you enjoy! NOTE: This is a SMUT story, Rated R. Don't expect a major story line or anything, sorry to you story lovers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,162 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Rachel D., Piper M. - Complete
Sue Me Once, Shame On You, Sue Me Twice, Go Die In A Hole by XFatalities-of-the-sane-mindsX reviews
When a Gary Stu is released on the Titans, out for revenge and (Sadly) romance, the Titans once again find themselves calling upon their worst enemy for help. SEQUEL to my first parody, "Sue Me." Rated T for strong language because this author posesses little filter.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,901 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Raven
Challenged Chronicles by Vixin2 reviews
I can't just say what's going on in words. Please, if you're interested, wait for me to get each video out. I'm still shaken by what I saw the night of Daniel's death. Features Creepypasta such as BEN, Slenderman, Jeff the Killer and others, and disturbing moments. Rated T just in case. I own nothing but Erika Granger and my other oc's. (Edited final chapter)
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 114 - Words: 119,336 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter A Year After the Great Battle by daughter of lightning reviews
It's been 1 year since the second Wizarding War ended and Harry is now the guardian of a metamorphing baby Teddy, working at Hogwarts and dating Ginny, the love of his life... Rated T for emotional content
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,678 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L., Ginny W.
448 by What's-Yer-Offer reviews
86 plus 362 equals this story. A collection of one-shots. Teen 86/362 romance and hormones and shipping. Rated for mild language and gross teen stuff.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
Marik and Bakura's Advice Column! by StickWithaPseudonym reviews
Come one, come all. Ask for advice or shoot a question to your favorite YuGiOh characters! This is Rated M for violence and language. Marik and Bakura should accept any question, so come along and ask away. Who knows, you might just smile a bit :D Results may vary, Abridged style.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,662 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Ask The Cast of Yugioh by bigbadwolfie604 reviews
Ever wanted to torture the Cast of Yugioh? Well. . . now is your chance. Based on every other Truth or Dare/ Ask the Cast out there. Leave a review for what you want to happean!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,471 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Atem, YĆ«gi M.
Sue Me by XFatalities-of-the-sane-mindsX reviews
*PARODY* A totally beautiful girl with dark secrets saves and joins the Teen Titans, but why does Slade want her? Why is Robin acting strange? Why does Starfire hate this new girl so much? Well duh, Starfire is a b**** LOL! R&R please! NO FLAMES!1!11! *PARODY* Basically, this is Sue reality vs. REAL reality. Hope you guys like it :
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,580 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Robin, Starfire
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
Lillies have their secrets Or ropes and chains by The Char reviews
BelgiumxLiech Yuri, aka girl on girl, don't like, don't read. Original prompt: Liectenstein likes self-bondage. Belgium finds her tied up and helpless one day while visiting on a whim. Yuri sexytiems ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Belgium, Liechtenstein
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Game Breaker
Frisk had gone past the point of no return. But when the realization that she's the real monster hits her, she wants to set things right. So to do that, she'll have to break the game. I am aware that Frisk is intended to be Androgynous, but I envision them as female Contains temporary suicide, heavily implied sexual assault, fart jokes, no puns, and a severe lack of Papyrus.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2016
Wake up! reviews
This was an English assignment that I thought was good enough to upload. May or may not update. Depends on if people like it I guess. No pairings whatsoever. Oh, and also: There are some characters who will appear as Female and male versions. Human Names used. Review please!. Italy trying to go to school.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/30/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan