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Joined 03-11-01, id: 49213
Author has written 24 stories for Clarissa Explains It All, Lord of the Flies, Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme), Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Gossip, Dogma, X-Men: Evolution, and Chronicles of Narnia.
"When I enter the forest the birds become incontinent with fear so there's this torrential downpour of shit from the trees." -My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist, Matt Leyner
Can't Be Held Responsible by Amy Fortuna reviews
Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
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and sometimes you hear the silence speak reviews
Golden Age fic. Edmund and Susan go to Calormen to collect magic. "We are doing this for Narnia, sister, and nothing else." Sort of EdmundxJadis and vaguely Pevencestuous, but technically gen.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,928 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Deus Ex Machina reviews
Rogue and her bruises. RogueJean (yeah, that's slash).
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/13/2004
A Glove With the Fingers Withdrawn reviews
Teen angst does favors for nobody. RogueBobby. BobbyJohn (yes, that's slash). RogueJohn, sort of.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Rogue, Jean G.
Happy Hour reviews
Adam and Eve were still human when they were thrown out of Eden." "That was why they got thrown out in the first place, wasn't it?"
Dogma - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2003
Superglue reviews
See title. [Bobby, John, and a geography project.]
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Rogue, Toad
Chalk Lines reviews
Black holes. [Slash: ScottWolverine. Post-X2.]
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Logan/Wolverine, Logan/Wolverine
2:30 AM reviews
JohnRogue. "Rogue doesn't ask any questions when an inebriated John throws pebbles at her window at half past two in the morning."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Rogue, Toad
Option E reviews
Bobby has identity issues. John is weirded out. Slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Rogue, Storm
Shadow Friendly reviews
[Pyro fic.] The end of the world and the places where we grow strong. Post X2. Post everything.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Rogue, Erik L./Magneto
Make Your Own Olympus reviews
"For the first time since he changed sides, standing between Bigfoot and proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth, Pyro felt out of his depth." Post X2.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Toad, Sabretooth
Three, Two, One reviews
So, they're in a night club. [Slash. Derrick/Travis.]
Gossip - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2003
Zippo in Hand reviews
A portrait of the pyromaniac as a twelve-year-old kid.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2003
The Water is Fine reviews
Kurt arrives at the mansions. Post X2. Kurt/Ororo
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Storm
Do You Dream? reviews
Will Graham is haunted. [This fic is set after he quit the FBI and before 'Red Dragon'.]
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2003
This Side of the Sun reviews
All that is gold does not glitter. "So you're not cracking?" John, Rogue, and a rendezvous. Post X2. Pairings-wise, there is the ubiquitous Bobby/Rogue, but beyond that, subtext is your friend.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Rogue
2plus2equals5 reviews
Bobby takes long showers. John/Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Rogue
Sunshadow reviews
Being lost in Venice. It's preferable to being lost in other things, sometimes. St. John/Bobby. Post X2.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Raven/Mystique, Rogue
Justin FinchFletchley and the Normal Teenage Prob reviews
lem. Cursed be space constraints. An MS fic on its head: Mary Sue as a side character in a Hufflepuff’s life instead of the other way around. So, as she saves the world and shags her way through fanon, the Hufflepuff house goes about its daily busines
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,110 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Rubeus H., Severus S.
Scientific Method reviews
The Death Eaters have attacked Hogwarts. Logic finaly fails Hermione. Hypothesise, observe, and conclude. Hypothesise, observe, conclude, and fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Haphaestus reviews
"In your confusion you kiss him to fight against the fire." Slash: Harry/Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Ron W., Harry P.
The Unrelated Nouns and Verbs reviews
Harry reevaluates his opinion of poetry. Slash; Harry/Draco (Yep, there's me going along with the crowd.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Impossible Math reviews
Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2002
The Sixth Commandment reviews
A darker rewrite of the last chapter, delving deeper into Ralph's psychology. The boys are not rescued off the island.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2002
Still Life reviews
So, Clarissa talks to people who aren't there. Ferguson worries.
Clarissa Explains It All - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2002