Author has written 5 stories for Dark Angel, Sherlock, and Once Upon a Time.
If you think abortion is murder copy and paste this on to your page and add your name to the list: Shotzee1881, ladychristythenoble, Historian1912, Aleine Skyfire, Darkmatterfangirl, Birchtail, watlocked
My name is M. Yoder - good luck trying to find me :)
I'm a girl/woman, getting through life; nice family, sturdy home, lots of animals.
I play flute, have been for five or six years now.
I like Star Wars, Sherlock, Dark Angel, Stargate Atlantis, the Inheritance Cycle, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
Slow writer though, I have a lot of stories, some original, some fan fiction, and it's hard to finish stories for me (Something about putting stuff online makes me not want to write on it anymore.) So for the sake of my stories, I probably won't post stuff until it's complete-ish as far as getting the whole plot out.
Poetry is another passion of mine.
Also, I'm an introvert. Don't do well in social situations that have large groups of people I don't know, I prefer to spend my down time in my room alone with a journal and my computer rather than out with friends (which I have a small circle of) unless I am in the mood, which quite frankly is rarely. I recharge by thinking and reflecting, I observe things other people generally don't notice, I listen in on other people's conversations, and I have a keen set of ears - like an elf. I don't like looking people in the eye, I don't like loud noises, and riding in cars can terrify me, even if I trust the driver. If I don't trust the driver, well, then I'm petrified. Not looking forward to learning how to drive myself.
Not trying to steal this, but these were to good not to share by putting here - originally from Metropolis Kid's profile.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
Best friends never abandon each other. Yet we are all human; we make mistakes. Everyone, that is, except Jesus. If you can claim Jesus to be one of your best friends, copy this into your profile.
If you are a Christian, paste this on your profile.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
If you feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us,
If you believe in the one true God: Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this into your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV- rather than reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV, then cut and paste this to your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Vampireyaoi, Queen-Skizophrenya, Metropolis Kid, sherfreak (I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.)
99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up to three better animes than this, paste this on your profile.
If you aren't scared to wear more than one black garment of clothing at a time, copy and paste this into your profile. - My favourite outfit to wear consists of my brown fake leather boots, socks, black jeans, a black graphic guys tee that I got at walmart (though I am not a guy), my hair in a pony tail with my green ball cap on and my grey leather jacket(it's real leather to).
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you're rebellious and proud of it, put this in your profile.
If you think Goldilocks should be arrested for breaking and entering and the bears should have reported her, copy this into your profile.
Pluto was declared a planet no longer on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! - Do we get to declare the scientists off their orbit if they do something we don't agree with?
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out. Ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, JohnOhismyJasper, Miss Enthusiasimal, TechnoGirl317, watlocked,
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE, dark-hearted rose, Writer2TheEnd, HistoryNerd ChibiLover123, little miss BANANNA HEAD, TheWhiteTitan, Phantom-Animal, TechnoGirl317, watlocked,
And some original sayings - (well, original enough. A few are from my mom, but a couple are my own.) Also, movie, book, and TV quotes.
Can't fix stupid, not even with ducktape.
Dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle - Sherlock's opinion of horses in a Game of Shadows
Silence is Golden, ducktape is silver.
Ducktape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
Have you both lost leave of your senses! - gag reel from 'George and the Dragon' starring James Purefoy (he says it with a straight face to)
Ignorance can be educated, crazy can be medicated, stupid is incurable
I may be your prayer warrior, but don't make me your Angel of Death!
Practice does not make perfect, practice makes permanent - random Refresher Math professor quote
Evil indeed is the man who has not one woman to mourn him - Sherlock, Hound of the Baskervilles
You see but you do not observe - Sherlock
Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope - Irene Addler, Sherlock Holmes (starring Robert Downey Jr.)
Get off of my sheet! - Sherlock - BBC Sherlock
I may be on the side of the angels, but don't ever for one second think I am one - Sherlock(BBC) in a Jeremy Iron's voice
Could you not do that while . . . Ever! - Simon, Firefly
You wanna go little man! -Jayne from Firefly
I aim to misbehave - Mal, from Firefly
Book once told me, if you can't do something smart, do something right - Jayne, Firefly
I can kill you with my brain - River, Firefly
I only swear when it's appropiate - Simon, Firefly
Puny god - Hulk, from Avengers
What we do in this life echoes throughout eternity - The Gladiator
Pan, you're turning, PINK! - Peter Pan
Mrs. Watson, I'm the other Holmes - Mycroft, from Game of Shadows
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole - Supernatural (I have never watched a full episode, and I never plan to, but Jensen Ackles is one of my favourite actors.)
It wasn't like I intended to date both girls at the same time, and then when it turned out I was it wasn't like I didn't intend to tell both girls about the other - Alec, from Dark Angel
Blah blah woof woof - Max, Dark Angel
Oh, yeah. You and the S1W 'fighting the power' - Max, from Dark Angel
Alec only out smarts Alec; he doesn't know himself - Joshua, Dark Angel
Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
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