Harry almost got snogged by his Dementor, the Dementor sucked Voldy out and by chance, the memories of Old Guy got in its place. Harry learns what his life was going to be, and what it could have been. Well... Harry will kick ass, gather some females, and try to survive this crazy World. We use a lot of Cliches and Tropes, Cringe, Gary, and Mary Stu... you know, the usual stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,609 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 6/3/2024 - Published: 4/12/2024 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Hannah A. - Complete