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Joined 11-24-03, id: 492764, Profile Updated: 04-11-09
Author has written 18 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, and House, M.D..

My name is Carlotta's Twin, which does not necessarily mean that I am a twin. I'm not. If I was, that'd be pretty cool.

I enjoy a variety of television shows, books, and other forms of entertainment.

I'm pretty much the best thing since sliced bread.

Just kidding. Sliced bread would probably kick my ass.

My favorite TV shows are: The Office, House, Gilmore Girls, and Star Trek.

I have too many favorite books to count. Dante's Divine Comedy is up there in my top 5. Lolita, All Creatures Great and Small, and the Abhorsen Trilogy (or anything by Garth Nix) are others of my favorites.

If you have a question for me, please post it on a review. Oh, and I love reviewers. Nothing makes my day like a bucketful of reviews.

Have a good day, and live long and prosper.

--CT

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Once Upon a time in Transfigurations Class by Valeoftheanduin reviews
A fun filled romp complete with a substitute teacher, a dastedly kidnapping, transfiguration madness, Romance, books and FBI agents, not to mention our two dashing heroines. - F/F Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,826 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Matchmaking the Past by shy-n-great reviews
Hermione has managed to get herself thrown back in time, the Marauders time to be exact. Can she keep James off her and make him fall for Lily while trying to get herself back to her time? And what do Peter, Sirius and Remus think about this new girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,115 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Hermione G., James P. - Complete
To Save Ron by hiddensoullover reviews
FEMSLASH! Formerly Wooing Hermione To save Ron from being killed by his mum when he came out, Ginny and Hermione pretend to be a couple to try and intimidate Mrs. Weasely into accepting it. They just never thought pretending could suddenly become so real
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,345 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Navigating a Life by Lihau reviews
Chekov's first few days on the Enterprise are not going very well. At all. Chapter 12: The end is near! No... the end is HERE! Final chapter up.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,981 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - P. Chekov - Complete
Tease by JezibellaFleury reviews
“Snape and Granger Sitting in a tree P-A-S-H-I-N-G 1st comes class 2nd comes Dinner 3rd comes detention with the tongue war winner!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Will The Romulans Notice by Tribble Master reviews
Inwich the romulans have to notice that two evil unicorns are battling it out in their main square, but somehow don't then end is up! sort of
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Spock, J. Kirk
Annoying Snape by American Punk reviews
Because of the war being over the Golden trio get bored, and what's a better thing to do than annoy Snape? But things change when a prank goes awry. Now Hermione realizes that she has feelings for the bat of the dungeons and he feels the same about her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Following the Potions Master by prittee1 reviews
A Potions accident earns Hermione a weeks detention with the most hated teacher in the school, and she is not happy. She sets about getting her revenge...Will end up being SSHG. Rating for later chapters, still to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
On the Bathroom Wall by Yee Mun reviews
Post war, seventh year. The bathroom. A place where someone relieves themselves. It's also a place where gossip can be at it's hight. It can destroy a person's life, it could also bring two people together. What happens when... see inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,851 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Spinster's Experiment by Hermy Puckle reviews
Hermione Granger doubts the existance of luuuurve. Thus, she sets her mind into motion to develop an experiment to see if it really exists. Naturally, she enlists the aid of our beloved Potion's Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Individuals In Question Part 1: An Eventful Day by decaf-latte reviews
This is going to be a series of oneshots with rhr as the main pairing. Teachers writing notes, Hogwarts' faculty, staff, AND students all betting on when Ron and Hermione will finally 'see the light'. Read and Review, tell me if you hate it please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Letters to the Editor by American Punk reviews
Hermione Granger is bored with her job as an editor for nonfictional books, until she reads the newest manuscript and finds out that her brilliant new author is none other than Severus!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Death Eaters Are Us by Flashyfirebird reviews
A Death Eater parody. Features a rather OOC Voldemort, an exasperated Snape, and a perpetually annoyed Bellatrix. Chapter 8: Draco sees something he rather wishes he hadn't...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,534 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006
I am Homestar by Lord Stingdingdingdingdingworth reviews
A song parody of All Star sung by homestar.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
31 Ways to Kill a Weasley by DramaAnne reviews
Ron dies for 31 days in a row, previously 365 Ways...Flames will be used to toast marshmellows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,250 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
I am So Great by SweetDreams21191 reviews
Harry tells us about himself and why he thinks he's great in a version of Harry that we don't all know that well
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
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House's Creative Mind reviews
House writes some fanfiction about the hospital. Cuddy doesn't approve. Kutner does. Taub gets snarky, and Foreman gets jealous. All in all, good times.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - G. House - Complete
Good Friday reviews
House accidentally overdoses and gets a chance to debate his views of theology with the man who created the Christian religion.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - G. House - Complete
What If reviews
Most stories are false if they start with 'what if...', but that's not going to stop some strange rumors from circulating around the Enterprise...does Spock really believe McCoy has feelings for him? sequel of sorts to "In the Elevator" FINALLY AN UPDATE!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - L. McCoy, Spock
And All I Ask reviews
Kirk is on the brink of death, his thoughts on the Enterprise. "It was...fun." Why did he choose those words?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/19/2008 - J. Kirk - Complete
Say Anything! reviews
Kirk has to choose between the two most importent things in his life: Spock, and the Enterprise. How can he choose? songfic
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/22/2008 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Gifts of the Dead reviews
Spock, and the bridge crew, react to the death of James T. Kirk of the Enterprise B.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
I Joy in Thee reviews
In Amok Time, Spock realizes his feelings for Jim. In Immunity Syndrome, Kirk realizes it too, but says nothing. Can McCoy bridge the gap with some old quotes?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2007 - J. Kirk, Spock
Show me the Enterprise! reviews
William Shanter gets a big surprise one day while hosting 'Show Me the Money'...Kirk and the gang beam down! Coincedence, or is there a plot line to this humourous story? Find out...inside! I am finished! Please review
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,609 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - J. Kirk - Complete
Rocket Man reviews
What was Kirk feeling when the fiveyear mission ended? Songfic
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2007 - J. Kirk
Why Kids should not Command a Starship reviews
McCoy, Spock, and Scotty have changed into children! Ack! Not the best time to, especially when there's hostile aliens nearby... FINISHED! Please review!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - J. Kirk
The Dr McCoy Soap Opera reviews
Kirk tries to get McCoy a girlfriend...with mixed and funny results. Please review!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/6/2007 - L. McCoy, J. Kirk - Complete
How to Fight Vulcan Style reviews
Spock reviews Kirk's fighting moves and thinks it is logical to train him. FINISHED!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Spock, J. Kirk
In the Elevator reviews
There's been rumors about a relationship and Kirk wants to test it out. How? Well, the Enterprise elevator 'accidentally' breaks down... oneshot
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
McCoy's New Mood reviews
McCoy wants to leave the Enterprise. Spock comes up with an ingenious? idea to make him stay, but it doesn't go according to planned... Contains happiness plants! FINISHED!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - L. McCoy - Complete
Happy Belated Birthday, Dr McCoy! reviews
Everyone forgets McCoy's birthday on the Enterprise...so Spock throws him a belated one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/23/2007 - L. McCoy - Complete
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold reviews
Spock refuses to eat McCoy's homemade meal...but the CMO is gonna change that. oneshot
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/7/2007 - L. McCoy - Complete
Females are Illogical reviews
Spock notices that many girls are becoming attracted to him. He wants to find out why and McCoy helps him.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete