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Author has written 60 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, and One Piece.
Hey! Welcome to My World. Enter at your own risk.
Name: I will not disclose my real name, it is classified information as I am here on a mission to spread awesomeness through my stories. I go by the pen names Lilac Demetrius.
Age: I am currently 20 years of age and single. Yes, that does have to do with my age...
Sex: Yes Please
Location: I live in the USA, not going to say more than that for obvious reasons.
Top ten best anime of all time (From the ones I've seen): (I also recommend all of them)
My favorite anime:
Long Running Series: (Shows with 200 episodes)
Harem Anime: (Shows with one man with a bunch of girls lusting after him)
I am discontinuing a lot of my stories as of right now due to me being busy and uninterested in them. I refuse to be one of those annoying authors who marks a discontinued story as complete and I also have no desire to add a chapter for each story explaining why I'm discontinuing it. I don't want to delete the stories either because I hate deleting anything I write. I did delete a couple of stories but nothing too important. I also dislike giving my stories up for adoption so please don't ask unless you're serious about it. There's no point in having the same story discontinued twice. I am also under no obligation to let you adopt my story so if I say no that is final.
I have a tendency to rant so just beware.
I love everyone and even though I don't know you, I still love you. So when your ever feeling down just remember some random person loves you.
I would love you more if you review nicely to my stories and maybe even PM but you know, no pressure. Just my love.
I LOVE forbidden love. Not my story forbidden love but forbidden love all together.
Anyway yes I am female. No, I am certainly not human. You have no proof to prove me otherwise! I shall be forever Immortal! Fear my Greatness.
And yes, I am straight and just because I support homosexuality does not make me gay.
But I still love you, and pay no attention to my pitchfork while you review.
Cause you WILL review. Mwhahahaha!
Okay, so I am taking requests at the moment until my writer's block disappears. I might change your idea a little but other than that I will try to keep to it.
Anyway, I do have some rules:
Anyway, I've seen and/or read from the following: An * means I refuse to write for it because I either did not like the show/book, or I am just not that addicted enough to do so. If you don't see a certain book or show or whatever on here that you like, PM and I'll watch it/ Read it or I might have forgotten it on my list.
1. Naruto (Ending Sucks)
2. Bleach (Very repetitive to watch)
3. D-Gray man*
4. Fullmetal Alchemist (both original and brotherhood)*
5. Black Butler/ Kuroshitsuji*
6. Ouran High School Host Club*
7. Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple*
9. Soul Eater*
11. Fruits Basket* (Awful. Worst anime ever!)
12. Angel Beats*
13. Kaze no Stigma*
14. Baka no Test*
15. Sword Art Online 1 and 2*
18. Death Note*
19. Darker than Black*
20. Fairy Tail
21. Ghost Hunt*
22. One Piece (ONE OF THE BEST ANIME EVER! ZORO IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL)
23. Code Geass (ONE OF THE BEST ANIME EVER! LELOUCH IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL... YES I CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE)
24. Fate/Zero and Fate Stay/Night (Addictive)
25. High School DxD
26. B gata H kei (Cute)
27. Madoka Magica (Cute)
28. Squid Girl (Very Strange)
29. Vampire Knight (Freaking Weird!)
30. Uta no Prince sama (Reverse Harem)
31. Attack on Titan (Dark)
32. Ao no exorcist (Blue Exorcist)
33. Princess Jellyfish (Crossdressers)
34. Legend of the Legendary Heroes
35. Okami-san and her seven companions
36. Chrome Shelled Regios
37. Nura; Rise of the Yokai Clan
38. Broken Blade
39. Mystical Detective Loki Ragnarok
40. Ghost Hound
41. Junjou Romantica (Yaoi)
42. Buso Renkin
43. Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi (Yaoi)
44. 07 Ghost (Yaoi)
45. Psycho Pass
46. DRAMAtical Murder
47. Hunter x Hunter (Amazing!)
49. Deadman Wonderland (Dark)
50. Free! (Sports-Swimming)
51. Kuroko no Basuke (Sports-Basketball)
52. Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE! (Very Funny)
53. Durarara (Awesome)
54. Magi (Cute)
55. Love Stage (Yaoi)
56. Gargantia on the Vendurous Planet
58. Food Wars (Shokugeki no Soma) (Food Porn)
59. Devils and Realists (Yaoi-ish)
61. Nisekoi (Freaking adorable)
62. Haikyu (Sports-Volleyball)
63. Orenchi no Furo Jijo (Yaoi-ish)
64. Wolf Girl and the Black Prince (Cute)
65. Is it wrong to pick up girls in a Dungeon
67. Yamada-kun and the seven witches
68. No. 6 (Yaoi)
70. Kokoro Connect
71. Princess Princess (Yaoi)
72. AnoHana (The flower we saw that day)
73. No Game No Life
74. One Punch Man
76. Akame ga Kill
77. Tiger and Bunny
78. My Love Story
79. Golden Time
80. My little sister can't be this cute. (OreImo)
81. Kaichou wa Maid-sama!
82. A world where the concept of dirty jokes doesn't exist
83. Guilty Crown
84. Problem Children are coming from a different world
85. Yowamushi Petal
86. Assassination Classroom
87. Hourou Musuko
88. Kimi to Boku
89. Shounen Maid
90. Tanaka-kun is always listless
91. Hanamaru Kindergarten
92. Arata the Legend
93. This boy is a professional Magician
94. Maria Holic
95. Erased (Boku dake ga Inai Machi)
96. Super Lovers
97. Hai to Gensou no Grimgar
98. Arslan Senki
100. Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai and Next
101. Amaama to Inazuma
102. Hatsukoi Monster
103. Boku no Hero Academia
104. Arcana Famiglia
105. Yuri on Ice!!!
106. Kiss him, not me
108. Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou
110. Ranpo Kitan; Game of Laplace
111. Pocos Udon Adenture
112. All Out!!
113. Tonari no Seki-Kun
115. Kimi no Na Wa (Your name)
116. One Punch man
117. Death Parade
118. Mirai Nikki (Future Diary)
119. A lull of the sea (Nagi no Asukara)
121. Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki kun
123. Cheer Danshi!! (Cheer boys)
124. High School Star Musical
125. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
127. My Teen Romance SNAFU
128. Seraph of the end
129. Big Windup
130. Masamune-kun no Revenge
132. Amagi Brilliant Park
133. Soredemo Sekai wa Utsukushii
134. Seiki Kusuono Psi Nan
135. The World God only Knows
136. Parasyte the Maxim
137. Tokyo Ghoul
138. Denpa Kyoushi
139. Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu
140. The Royal Tutor
141. Beyond the Boundary
143. Kenka Banchou Otome; Girl Beats Boys
145. Love Tyrant
147. Special A
149. 91 Days
151. Tsuki ga Kirei (the moon is so beautiful)
152. Seikaisuru Kado
153. Hamatora the animation
154. Brothers Conflict
1. Harry Potter - Midnight Sky, Back to School
2. Percy Jackson and the Olympians/ The Heroes of Olympus/ Magnus Chase - Scarlet Past, Forbidden Love
4. The Hunger Games*
5. Maximum Ride*
9. To Kill a Mockingbird*
10. Kingdom Keepers*
12. The Thief Lord*
13. Among the Hidden*
15. The Perks of Being a Wallflower*
16. The Fault in our Stars
Cartoons: To be honest I am not going to write for Cartoons but here is a little list so you can get an idea of what I'm into
1. Avatar; the last Airbender*
2. Teen Titans*
3. Danny Phantom*
4. The Legend of Korra*
5. Phineas and Ferb*
6. Kim Possible*
1. Kingdom Hearts
3. Final Fantasy
4. Super Smash Brothers
I am not going to list all the movies I've seen
Plays: none (But I want to see Wicked)
TV: Again, not going to name them all...
3. Doctor Who*
5. Grey's Anatomy*
I like a lot of popular Fan stuff; so I will write for;
1. Naruto because lets face it, Naruto is awesome. You can seriously pair him with anyone. Naruto X Sasuke, Naruto x Neji, Naruto x Gaara, Neji x Gaara, Naruto x Sasuke x Neji x Gaara, Deidara x Sasori, Hidan x Kakuzu, Itachi x Deidara, Kisame x Itachi... the list goes on, really, I could be here all day.
2. Harry Potter, Harry can seriously be paired with anyone reasonable. I would honestly pair Harry and Lord Voldemort together. I like Draco x Harry and Remus x Lucius I feel they work good together.
3. Bleach, yes I like anime! Ichigo is such a good guy you can't help but pair him with bad characters. Ichigo x Aizen, Ichigo x Grimmjow, Ichigo x Ulquiorra, Ichigo x Shinji, Ichigo x Byakuya, Lets just say I like Ichigo x any guy. As long as he's hot. Hell, I match him with Shiro and Tensa.
4. Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Nico and Will is now one of my favorite ships. The other are now just background pairings. Solangelo is main!!!
5. D-Gray man- it extends to Allan x Kanda x Lavi
6. Ouran High School Host club- I like Hikaru x Kaoru, or Tamaki x Kyoya
7.Full Metal Alchemist stops at Edward x Roy
8. Kingdom Hearts is awesome. I like Axel x Roxas (Akuroku), Sora x Riku, Axel x Riku, Sora x Roxas, Xemnas x Saix, Axel x Saix, Demyx x Zexion, the list goes on.
9. Black Butler. I'm not sure how I feel about Ciel x Sebastian mostly because Ciel is like 12. Maybe Ciel x Alois only because they are more similar in age.
10. Kenichi the mightiest disciple. I am honestly surprised it isn't that popular. The show is actually really addicting and so much better than Fruits basket. Though I probably won't write for it for the lack of people who see's the show.
11. Inuyasha. really, I haven't finished watching it but I pair InuYasha and his brother together only because it is like the only Yaoi pairing
12. Soul Eater. More like Soul x Black star x Kid. their names bother me so I probably won't write for it.
13. Hetalia- Hey, I like to pair counties together as much as the next person.
14. Angel beats, I like the anime and honestly I do like Angel, she is the only female anime character I tolerate. her actual name is slipping my mind. maybe the main character (I forget his name) x Hinata (I really only know his name because Hinata is the name of the stupid weak girl from Naruto with big boobs and no motive.)
15. Fairy Tail. Natsu x Gray. Need I say more? I also want the pairing Natsu x Gray x Erza but I can't find it anywhere.
16. One Piece. Zoro x Sanji, Luffy x Nami, Franky x Robin
My top hated female characters: (Just cuz) and not in this order... (I voided the characters I like now)
2. Hinata from Naruto. Too shy and soft, I don't like her. She also kind of stalks Naruto
6. Tohru from Fruits Basket. I just hate her, if you ever see the anime you'll understand. Not only is she weak minded and a complete idiot who is only going to school for her dead mother and not for herself but she paints the picture of a submissive girl that society expects us girls to be. Her voice is so hesitant and annoying and she never sticks up for herself.
8. Nina from Code Geass. She's racist, and closed minded and horribly annoying. She also wants pity and she can't let go of the past.
Female characters I can stand. also not in this order...
1. Lenalee from D-Gray man. I want to hate her but I can't
2. Haruhi from Ouran Host club.
3. Winry from Fullmetal Alchemist. I like her better in FMA, not brotherhood. I Hate how brotherhood ended.
4. Rukia from Bleach. she is actually decent
5. Kanade from Angel Beats. RIP She was amazing.
6. Tsunade from Naruto, she is awesome
7. Reyna from the Heroes of Olympus, go girl power
8. Annabeth from Percy Jackson, only because she is smart and brave
9. Thalia from Percy Jackson because she is a born leader
10. Artemis from Percy Jackson because she is AWESOME
11. Erza from Fairy Tail because she is Awesome!!!!!!
12. Lucy from Fairy Tail. I admit at first I wasn't pro-Lucy but now I like her
13. Asuna from Sword Art Online. If you ever watched the anime you would understand.
14. Nami from One Piece.
15. Robin from One Piece.
16. Yuki from Vampire Knight
17. Morgana from Merlin
18. Sakura from Naruto
19. Piper from Naruto
20. Orihime from Bleach
Top hated male characters:
4. Albus from Harry Potter, RIP GO Dark Side!!!!! You will never win Dumbledore
Male characters I love:
1. Naruto from Naruto, he is adorable
2. Sasuke from Naruto, I know a lot of people hate him but I love him. You can't have Narusasu without Sasu
3. Gaara from Naruto, he is awesome
4. Neji from Naruto, RIP, I love you!!!
5. Itachi from Naruto, RIP I love the way he is so strong in sacrificing for his brother
6. Deidara from Naruto, RIP Art is a blast
7. Sasori from Naruto, RIP Art is eternal
8. Pein from Naruto, RIP I just like him
9. Percy from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Go Percy!!!
10. Luke from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, RIP, You fought for what you believed in
11. Nico from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Go talk to those dead people!
12. Grover from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Go wild one!
13. Jason from the Heroes of Olympus. He is awesome
14. Leo from the Heroes of Olympus, just because he is amazing
15. Harry from Harry Potter, Does he really need an explanation?
16. Tom Marvolo Riddle/ Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter, only because I like bad boys RIP
17. Draco from Harry Potter, he is a brat, I admit but in fanfiction world he is misunderstood so I will go with that.
18. Lucius from Harry Potter because I like him
19. Remus from Harry Potter because I like to pair him with Lucius RIP
20. Sirius from Harry Potter because he is Harry's savior in the books RIP
21. Ichigo from Bleach because he sacrificed everything he had for the world selflessly
22. Byakuya from Bleach because he is so fun to watch riled up RIP... oh wait... He's technically dead but so is 90% of the characters...
23. Grimmjow from Bleach, what did I say about bad boys?
24.Ulquiorra from Bleach, RIP, so lonely
25. Aizen from Bleach, he was lonely and wanted someone to understand him
26. Shinji from Bleach, he had everything ripped away from him and still managed to be a leader
27. Allen from D-Gray man, always willing to play the hero and never expects respect
28. Kanda from D-Gray man, Bad boy
29. Lavi from D-Gray man, I love this kid, he is awesome.
30. Tamaki from Ouran high school host club because he always puts other people before himself
31. Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist, he refuses to use human souls and sacrifices his alchemy for his brother
32. Alphonse from Fullmetal Alchemist, He is trapped in a suit of armor and is determined to get to his goal without sacrificing human souls
33. Roy from Fullmetal Alchemist because he is so fun to rile up
34. Roxas from Kingdom Hearts because he is adorable
35. Sora from Kingdom Hearts because he is also adorable
36. Axel from Kingdom Hearts because he is so hot
37. Riku from Kingdom Hearts because he is so cool
38. Saix from Kingdom Hearts because I love blue
39. Demyx from Kingdom Hearts because he is awesome
40. Cloud from Final Fantasy because I like Cleon
41. Squall from Final Fantasy because you can't have Cleon without Leon
42. Kenichi from Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple because no matter how rough the situation he is in he always keeps fighting for what he believes in and has a good heart and tries to make himself stronger because he wants to protect the innocent people from gangs.
43. Takeda from Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple because despite everything he went through he still gets up and fights
44. InuYasha from InuYasha because who can resist cute ears
45. Hinata from Angel Beats besides being the only good Hinata in the anime world he enjoys helping people and always has a smile on his face
46. Dean from Supernatural RIP-Oh wait, nvm
47. Sam from Supernatural RIP-oh, you too?
48. Castiel from Supernatural, RIP- oh I give up!!!
49. Natsu from Fairy Tail, the only pink haired character I can stand besides edo-Natsu but that's like the same thing...
50. Gray from Fairy Tail because he likes striping and is adorable to ship with Natsu
51. Freed from Fairy Tail because I like his hair
52. Crowley from Supernatural because he is the KING OF HELL
53. Luffy from One Piece because he is amazing and awesome
54. Zoro from One Piece because he is so funny. How can you get lost? We're running in a practically straight line?
55. Sanji from One Piece when he isn't being a hopeless flirt because he is so cute!
56. Franky from One Piece because he is wicked funny. Center mode! Isn't your legs move back, not your crotch forward?
57. Chopper from One Piece because he's adorable!
58. Eren from Attack on Titan. He is amazing and he never gives up
59. Yukio and Rin from Blue Exorcist. I mean twincest. Do I really have to explain. They are also kick ass characters
60. Aoba from DRAMAtical Murder because he's adorable
61. Killua from Hunter x Hunter
62. Gon from Hunter x Hunter
63. Hisoka from Hunter x Hunter
64. Kurapika from Hunter x Hunter
65. Merlin from Merlin
66. Arthur from Merlin
67. Jiraya from Naruto
68. Kakashi from Naruto
69. Orochimaru from Naruto
70. Frank from Percy Jackson
71. Usopp from One Piece
Why people put Naruto as Uke in Sasuke x Naruto I will never understand. Sasuke is Uke. there is no argument. It is cuter with Sasuke as uke. Although I don't mind Sasunaru, I prefer Narusasu.
What are my favorite pairings?
HP x LV/TMR
Nico x Will
So pretty much the hero x the bad guy
Anyway, read my stuff and review and I will love you.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If you hate child abuse then re-post this on your profile.
I went to a party,
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
My own blood's all around me,
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter,
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
Re-Post if you are against Drunk Driving
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
my eyes are swollen
I cannot see.
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my Mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all,
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my Mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
my daddy is back
From Charlie’s Bar.
I hear him curse
my name he calls
I press myself
against the wall.
I try and hide
from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
he shouts ugly words,
he says it’s my fault
that he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
and yells at me more,
I finally get free
and I run for the door.
He’s already locked it
and I start to bawl,
he takes me and throws me
against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
with my bones nearly broken,
and my daddy continues
with more bad words spoken.
'I'm sorry!' I scream
but it’s now much too late
his face has been twisted
into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
again and again
oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
and heads for the door,
while I lay there motionless
sprawled on the floor...
My name is Sarah
and I am but three,
tonight my daddy
Re-Post if your against Child abuse
WARNING: SAD STORY AHEAD. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE SAD.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss
And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But Mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But Mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you Mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "Goodbye"
Now you have two choices:
1). Re-post and show you care
2). Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
END SAD STORY
I will re-post anything on here you think the world should know. Just PM and I will put it on my page. I am against abuse and bullying and I despise people who judge people on appearances. Never judge a book by it's cover.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too), we also joined with the rebel side and have cake as well!
2. We have as much slash and yaoi as you could ever need.
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. You get to call people your Underlings, Minions and Peasants! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!
1. "Homosexuality exists in 450 species. Homophobia is found in only one. Which seems unnatural now?” (Amber Rose).
2. “Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.” - Unknown
3. “Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. how can anyone see how awesome you are if you can’t see it yourself?” – Unknown
4. "To all depressed persons, You are not alone. There are people who can help as well as persons like you. I myself am depressed, suicidal, and too introverted for my own damn good. The reason? I thought that I wasn't good enough for life. Just find help before it is too late. Not the way I did. Thanks". - Luke Lipardi
5. "I'm bored is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. Even inside your own mind is endless. It goes on forever, inwardly. Do you understand? the fact that you're alive is amazing, so you don't get to say; I'm bored." - Unknown