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Joined 11-25-03, id: 493121, Profile Updated: 12-08-15
Author has written 7 stories for Peter Pan, Avengers, Thor, Hobbit, and Supernatural.

Hey. Welcome to Sarah's profile page. I'm never sure what to put in these things. I'm a writer, obviously, it's why I'm here. I'm married to a man that I'm madly in love with, I've been with him for (amount of time that is constantly changing and I am too lazy to keep updating it so let's just say a while). I like to write, read, dance, draw, paint, sing, and generally be alive lol. My stories will pretty much all contain cussing, because I cuss and thus it is a part of my normal vocabulary.

I have a lot of fandoms that i like. I will do challenges if they are issued, provided that it's something I know about. I'm a generally nice person so long as no one is negative toward me, so feel free to review or message me or whatever with advice or ideas of things I should watch or write about.

12/5/10 - Well I'm writing again. I've got a whole new story out and I'm looking into my other two to see what I can do with them. Let me know if there's any ideas or challenges that you want to see done!

05/11/13- Still writing, still updating, still married, still Pagan lol. Stories are at the bottom, feel free to browse.

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TensionBalance by Keryl Raist reviews
The Force Bond won't quit. Obviously, whatever it is the Force expects from Rey and Kylo isn't done, not yet. Why? What does it need them to do? Reylo, smut (eventually), great ponderings of the nature of power and the Force. Basically, if space wizards wrestling with good and evil (occasionally with each other, and naked) sparks your jollies, this one'll be for you.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,182 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Breaking the Rules by ZombiexBunniez reviews
When Mrs. Hudson's granddaught flies to London for the Hollidays she ends up stirring up 221B with her loud mouthed American ways. Sherlock detests her but is grudginly impressed by her from time to time.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,541 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 2/1/2015 - [Sherlock H., OC]
Through the Planet: Of Earth and Gaia by Abialla reviews
Every 7 years, two planets within a galaxy, revolving about their respective suns, find themselves at their closest distance to each other. One planet overpopulated with life, the other streaming with life. But what happens if one life on each planet were to connect? Perhaps, more than you could ever have bargained for.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,331 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 1/13/2016 - [Sephiroth, OC] Prof. Hojo, Jenova - Complete
The Flaws of Mortality by Cerberose reviews
With the influx of new SOLDIER cadets and the prospect of a war looming on the horizon, the Silver General and his companions must do everything in their power to keep peace. However, they start to question their loyalty when certain secrets come to light. AU, pairings inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 83,138 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 6/4/2015 - [Sephiroth, OC] Angeal H., Genesis R.
Lady Firehammer by Remember How I Used To Be reviews
The dwarves had few females among them, even fewer female warriors. When Smaug took Erebor, the death toll was devastating. On that day, the few females who survived had a choice to make: remain within their domestic duties, or learn to fight. Herein is told the tale of Lina Firehammer who changed her life, and that of a king. ((Combined book/movie universe.)) COMPLETE
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 119,954 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Thorin, OC - Complete
Opposites Attract by Jaded Star24 reviews
Obi-Wan disapproves of his new mission partner, and she thinks he's got less personality than a wall. Despite that the two can't seem to get away from each other even after their disastrous mission is complete.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,737 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
I've Been Wrong Before by SlytherinPride2292 reviews
Kate Richardson is stuck in the decadence of a monotonous marriage and happily works as a security guard of Arkham Asylum just to get a little spice in her life. By taking that first graveyard shift, Kate is introduced to someone who is more than willing to give her what she desires...if, that is, she is willing to give a piece of herself in return.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,516 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Joker, OC] - Complete
Poof by Overlord Rousdower reviews
As a result of a little argument in the real world, Haldir is confused… one minute he is in Lothlorien, the next in Helm's Deep. Back and forth, back and forth. WHEN WILL IT END!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Complete
Stranger by gimme shelter reviews
what if it was all different? what if unsuspecting humans became entangled in the war? and what do you do when one night with a stranger makes you change your entire life? lucian/oc mature content, keep an open mind, some characters are still alive x
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,691 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Lucian
Waking up from Reality: The Curse of the Red Queen by JessicaDwyer reviews
What happens when who you are is more than what there is? A woman discovers within a dream that's not a dream, a madman who's a hero, and a world she thought was only a story. Can they save it from the evil detroying it and which has cursed them too?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,347 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Such a Sad Love by Zelda2h2 reviews
What if Sarah wasn't the girl the Goblin King fell in love with? What if Toby wasn't her brother, but in fact her nephew? What if there was a second runner? JarethxOC NOT JarethxSarah Labyrinth fanfic rated M just in case.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Jareth, Sarah
18 Below Zero by Red Molly reviews
Victor Creed's reaction to his brother's demise leads him back home to the backwoods of Canada and into a situation larger than he bargained for. Sabretooth/OC/Wolverine
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,424 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sabretooth, Logan/Wolverine
Hook's Greatest Adventure by Belladonna Wynter reviews
Hook/OC Anne arrives in Neverland and throws a wrench into Captain Hook's plans.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - J. Hook
Clash of the Titans by Anne Hedonia reviews
Four geniuses who all think they're right. Put together in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/The Mentalist/Sherlock, but I couldn't choose more than two.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Reasons The Doctor Is Superior To Edward Cullen by The New Vampire reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. 100 reasons, to be exact. Written because I felt the need to write it and because it all needed to be said. T for overuse of the word "sexy"
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
The Akara Files 04: Face to Face by Aroihkin reviews
One can only dangle something in Raistlin's face for so long before he will finally snatch it up. His magic, his Tower, the fear and respect of others... and now, perhaps, one clever thief who has escaped his grasp for six long years...
Dragonlance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 88,212 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Raistlin
Conversations With Smith by Tanathir reviews
NEW CHAPTER October 2007 Agent Smith is ordered to learn about humanity. SmithOFC A different philosophy of the Matrix. WiP
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,216 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 4/13/2002 - Smith, A.
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Cleaning Up reviews
Rock Music, Sudsy Sponge, A Very Serious Looking Dean Winchester, what more could a girl ask for? Warning, hard M rating for a reason...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12 - [Dean W., OC] - Complete
Paper Work
Rebecca Marten finds herself stuck in a world that isn't her own. Her time is supposed to be devoted to finding a way back to her own world, but that doesn't stop a certain silver tongued god of mischief from making himself known.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2017
The Wicked Witch
Dean finds a pleasant distraction from the case he's working in the local dive bar who is more than what she seems. A little magic makes everything better.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2017 - [Dean W., OC] - Complete
Out of Place reviews
We've all seen the "one of us goes there" stories, this is my take on that tale with a few twists. Come on a journey of confusion, trials, intrigue and adventure as we fell a little out of place. Warning, this fic is rated M for a reason, so if you don't like that kind of thing in your fics you have been warned.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,249 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 12/4/2015 - [Elvenking Thranduil, OC] - Complete
The Right Kind Of Wrong reviews
Sarah Darling isn't what you would call "good". A troubled history and violent temper have landed her into trouble more than once. But it's her friend's carelessness that just might prove to be her salvation. Hook/OC
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,550 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - J. Hook, OC - Complete
When Worlds Collide reviews
We all know the theory, many universes stacked up against each other, but what if it was true? What if you could see into one of them? That's what one young scientist thought, but will his mistake prove to be the end of the world? Not if his assistant has anything to do with it. Based mid way through Thor The Dark World, LokixOC pairing. NOTE RATING!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,563 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Loki, OC - Complete
What Gods Want reviews
Sasha Keener was just another agent at a SHIELD party until she caught a certain God's eye. Basically a PWP Loki/OC piece for all those fangirls like me out there *wink*. Read and enjoy guys!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Loki, OC - Complete