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Joined 07-27-13, id: 4936740, Profile Updated: 07-16-15
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Rise of the Guardians, Kung Fu Panda, Glee, and Frozen.

A Crappy Game Called Life

Hello. Welcome to my profile. I don’t know who you are, but I am guessing that you wanted to know who I am. Well you already know that my username is Itachi Black, aka. IB. That’s obviously not my true name, but I don’t think my name is that important. My name does not make me the person I am. However, I am a live person who is living in Canada. I am also a writer who writes for fun, relaxation, and also to rant about life.

Today is July 16, 2015 and it’s 7:15 PM right now. Right now I want to share my life story which is sometimes like a crappy game. There are times when I win in the game and times when I lose in the game. It’s amazing when I win and it sucks like shit when I lose. However, it happens to everyone. We are all players in the game of life. So we have our own stories to tell and I think my mine matters as much as yours.

In my story, it contains times of happiness, sadness, love, heart breaks, fights, betrayals, reconciliation, laughter, sex (only to a certain degree), and other crap that life throws at me. I can only hope that you appreciate and accept my story.

Thus, my story began on February 22nd, 19xx (like my name, I don’t think my age matters that significantly). I mean my age hasn’t affected my life so greatly. As you learn about me, you will begin to understand what I mean.

I was born into a pretty household where I have one sibling, my most amazing, older sister. As for my parents, they were more than wealthy. I lived a highly privileged life thanks to them. I was raised in a very traditional and religious household. I am a proud Catholic and believe in God. Additionally, I am the youngest member within my generation; this had a profound power over me. To other families, this tiny fact may be meaningless, but it meant a whole lot in how the dynamics ran in my family tree.

Another irritating tradition that irked me quite a bit while I was a child. I was and still am considered the wildest, rebellious member in the unit. I would like to explain this quickly before I continue with my story. It has always been a strong belief that a younger member in the family must always obey anything the older member in the family demanded of them; even if you didn’t agree or wanted it. That’s how it has always been and because I don’t agree with it, I am labeled as the “wild child”.

To simplify things, imagine my family, relatives included, as a large pack of dangerous wolves. Alphas are the families that has the oldest member from the mother’s side (my oldest aunt and her family members) and the father’s side (my oldest uncle and his family). The ultimate omega in my generation is me and therefore I always had to obey everyone in the family. Even a cousin who is merely two years older than me. And yes, you guessed it right. I was an older cousin who is the daughter of my alpha aunt’s household. Her name is Sarah. She has an older brother.

With her, we will continue my story. She was envious of me when I was born because I technically stole her stop as the youngest. I may know the discomfort of being the youngest, but as a child, she envied the attention I received when I was born. I wish I could apologize for that, but I can’t because it wasn’t up to me. I was brought into this world without a say. We both had our separate issues. Yet I still have bad blood with her and her family. They will come up again after we reach the wild time when I was a teenager.

So what did my years look like when I was zero and one year old? Undoubtedly a lot of shitting, pissing, sleeping, burping, crying and driving my parents and my nanny to insanity. Like every baby out there. But please don’t get me wrong because I love babies and kids. One day I would also like to have a family of my own.

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That shit looks pretty accurate. Wouldn’t you agree? I believe it is. A perfect recollection of every age zero and one year old memories. Beautiful gibberish.

Currently it’s very late at night and I have work tomorrow so I need to bid you good night. However, I promise to continue my life story tomorrow. If you want to know me better, don’t hesitate to message me of what you think. I will greatly flattered :) Cheers!

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Abstergo by ItachiBlack reviews
The war has been lost. The Death Eaters rejoice in their victory. Hermione, the sole survivor of the Golden Trio and the Order of the Phoenix, has been captured and is forced to decide between the five men who have ruined her life and choose a master to own her forever. (Reviewers choose between five hot men and their paths: Severus, Lucius, Draco, Voldemort, Barty Crouch Jr.!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,222 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M.
Call It What You Will by polywolly reviews
Snape has settled awkwardly into a new life, and a new profession. When a healer asks him to assist her in a hopeless case, Snape is attracted to the challenge, not to mention the woman doing the asking. Post book 6 HGSS COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,394 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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Truth is Indefinite reviews
Jack Overland was a diagnosition who had a wife and a son. In a horrid car accident, they are all taken to the hospital for recovery. They had a chance to survive, yet his son and wife pass away while Jack falls into coma. Their deaths are proven to be murder and Detective Elsa must solve it. When Jack awakens, he has severe amnesia. What will he do once he remembers his family?
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 4/1 - Jack Frost, Elsa
Did You Know That We're An OTP? reviews
Jack Pine has become famous for playing the role, Jack Frost in the movie, Rise of the Guardians. While Elsa Menzel gained the world's attention through the role as Elsa the Ice Queen from the movie, Frozen. During a talk show, they discover that they're also a famous couple;a OTP on a site known as Fanfiction. They read the stories individually. Will the stories become reality? AU
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,499 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa
A Promise To Be Kept reviews
Tai Lung is locked up in Prison after rampaging throughout the Valley of Peace. In the prison, he remembers the past and reflects the reason why he crumbled into the lowlands as a criminal: the promise he made to Tigress. The promise of becoming a great man, the Dragon Warrior so he may marry her with pride. Catch the glimpse of his past and tread the uncertain path with Tai Lung.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Tai Lung, Tigress] Po, Shifu
Time Phase reviews
Snape time travels to the past yet a huge problem occurs! He's turn the same age as Harry, Ron, and Hermione and he has to pretend to be a new student at Hogwarts under the orders of Dumbledore. Snape never expected that there could be such a strong attraction between him and Hermione. So far he's stuck in their time and he doesn't know what will happen to him. Please follow update
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,008 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Predisposed World of Severus Snape
Come understand the world of Magic before Harry Potter was born. Watch the characters from the previous generation: Severus Snape, Lily Evans, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Lucius Malfoy, Bellatrix Black, Narcissa Black, Alaster Moody, Frank Long Bottom, Sybill Trealwney, etc. face their predisposed future where Lord Voldemort will start his dark reign.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Published: 5/24 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Voldemort
A Smile Was All It Took reviews
Will is a Senior at William McKinely High School while Emma is a Junior at the new school. Will is in the middle of an edgy relationship with Terri and reluctantly believes that he is happy. However, the more time he spends with Emma, he realizes what real happiness he could achieve with her. Watch them grow and learn to love and depend on another like the other Glee students.Enjoy
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 5/28/2014 - [Emma P., Will S.]
Abstergo reviews
The war has been lost. The Death Eaters rejoice in their victory. Hermione, the sole survivor of the Golden Trio and the Order of the Phoenix, has been captured and is forced to decide between the five men who have ruined her life and choose a master to own her forever. (Reviewers choose between five hot men and their paths: Severus, Lucius, Draco, Voldemort, Barty Crouch Jr.!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,222 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M.
Are You My Other Half? reviews
Jack Frost has saved the world and accepted his role as the Guardian, but he can't deny or ignore his loneliness. Jack seeks for his other half and find a young girl who is a princess named Elsa. Elsa is terrified of her powers because she harmed her beloved sister, Anna. Therefore she is secluded in her room. Yet a boy named Jack, who claims to be the same as her, visits her.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,075 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] [Anna, Kristoff B.]
La Nouvelle Voisine reviews
Il y avait une année depuis la guerre contre le Seigneur des Ténèbres et le Ministère de la Magie avait gracié Snape d'aller à Azkaban pour ses crimes qu'il avait fait quand it avait été l'agent double pour l'Ordre du Phénix. Il a acheté une nouvelle maison dans la société de moldu. Qui est sa nouvelle voisine?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
How to Tame an Ex-Potion Professor reviews
Severus Snape is going through a trial and a certain Ms.-Insufferable-know-it-all interrupts his trial. His sentence isn't life imprisonment in Azkaban, it's worse: he will become a Muggle under constant supervision of Hermione Granger. Granger believes she's helped him, but his opinion differs. How can she tame her furious ex-potion professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Heal Me reviews
Snape has lost the woman he loved, Lily Evans. He begins his new proffession as a Potion Proffessor. He meets Hermione Granger who begins to shake the core of his being and he begins to develop interest in her. Hermione Granger finds Proffesor Snape intriguing and mysterious. How does this complex relationship work out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,295 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Love Potion reviews
Valetine's day is coming and George and Fred Weasley's love potions are selling mad. Draco thinks it would be fun to prank Granger by mixing the potion with her pumkin juice with his godfather's har. On the other hand mischievous Gryffindors decides to prank their 'favourite' Potions Proffesor in their own way. What's in store? ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.