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Joined 07-27-13, id: 4936740, Profile Updated: 02-02-14
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Rise of the Guardians, Kung Fu Panda, and Frozen.

Hi, I'm in the hospital getting treated/tested for the last few days- so yeah...I probably won't be updating any of my fanfictions for a while. Sorry. See you soon.


Okay, why am I doing this? My primary reason is because I am god-awful bored. Secondly I've been think that I should put more effort into my own profile after reading other's profiles. Lastly, although the theme is cliché, it does help define me; who am I?

I'll introduce myself as Itachi Black to you, bored people of the Earth. Personally I'm not in the best mood right now, so excuse my impertinence. This month hasn't been an easy one but then again, life has ups and downs. I may be an adult but maybe you noticed that I can be childish once in a while; I'm completely sulking right now, yeah we all do, we are all human beings. Maybe you care to know why I really don't like this month, if you aren't interested get off my profile or skip this paragraph. So to those who are staying to read, my dislike for this month is explainable. I recently got out of a relationship, got a broken jaw, and I just returned from a family reunion. Do you have a couple of family members who gets on your nerves, annoys the crap load out of you, and endlessly pressed on your buttons? Yeah I dislike my aunt, uncle, and cousins. Don't get me wrong, I like my family although some of them are simply tolerable.Would you look at that, we just found something in common! Or maybe we didn't; I don't know.

Do you want to see if we've got anything in common? You'll probably find something, pretty confident that you will. I've covered a lot of things in life due to my family.

Let's start with instruments. I had to learn to play the piano, flute, clarinet, trumpet, guitar, drums, and other minor instruments by the time I was three years old. I had to learn and do well on RCM; to me it stands for Royal Composition of Misery. Hold that thought for a moment, I just got another reason to get irritated; my friend who is staying at my house for a while literally just polluted the air I am breathing with bug spray because he's terrified of insects. I wouldn't mind this only if my sense of smell is extremely sensitive; and now it's causing me a migraine. This is why I enjoy aromatherapy; it does miracles. Even thought I'm more prone to headaches and migraines, my heightened sense of smell helps me with cooking.

I've been complemented with this talent several times; I started at the age of nine at the cooking institutue. I was fortunate enough to learn from excellent chefs who competed throughout Europe and North America. I did just the smae during my highschool years. I travelled to Europe for cooking competitions in Germany, France, and Italy. Those weren't my only trips to Europe, I went to England for acting/ theatrical skills. I found my visit to Oxford Univsersity extremely impressive. It was also memorable when I got to visit the locations wherr Harry Potter films were filmed. Those were amazing experiences. So there's a new fact about me: I love travelling and learning about different culture which would explain why I've studied several languages: English, French, Spanish, Italian, Korean, and Japanese. I'm fluent with couople of the languages I just listed and some are shakey because I taught myself. Since we are exploring the theme of 'art', why don't we cover the last topic: dance. It's not exactly my favourite topic but I was willing to learn it in the past and write about it now. Over time, I had to learn jazz, tango, ballroom, hip hop, etc. Why? I bloody don't know, ask my family. Yeah, I really don't like this topic so it's going to stop.

Let's talk about sports. If you didn't find anything in common, I hope you manage to find something here in this paragraph since I've got a long athletic history. I started out with martial arts, swimming, and soccer as a child (age 4 or 5). For the martial arts I've covered judo, tae-kwan-do, kendo and kumdo with my friend. Swimming was something I competed in for 2 years; I did free-style. Those were professionally taught but I learnt siccer one summer afternoon when I sneaked out of the house from one of my lessons. I played that sport for a while until I scraped half of my face onto the pavement while playing soccer. The consenquences with that incident was not pleasant in the least. During those times, my positions were foward, mid field, and goalie. Next I did competitive running throughout my elemantry years; managed to go to the provincials with my team. Then I was taught archery, horse back riding, and several winter sports. I did speed skating, skiing, and snowboarding. During my highschool years I joined the football team and the track and field team. My position in football was fullback; one of the running backs. For the track and field, I did running, long jump, and javelin. Also at one point of my life, I was part of army, where I got trained for 2 and a half years.

So my hobbies are writing, reading, sports, and cooking. My methods of relaxing are naps, listening to music, aromatherapy, and running. I also listen to music when I am writting.

I'm really starting to feel lazy so the things I hate will be a list.

Things I hate (I don't use this word a lot, because I take this word quite seriously):

I hate: noise, smoking it burns my nose, annoying people.

One of my favourite quotes: "Contrary to the popular belief, I'm not oblivious to what's going on, I'm jsut a professional avoider of drama, whining, and bullshit."

Call It What You Will by polywolly reviews
Snape has settled awkwardly into a new life, and a new profession. When a healer asks him to assist her in a hopeless case, Snape is attracted to the challenge, not to mention the woman doing the asking. Post book 6 HGSS COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,394 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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Abstergo reviews
The war has been lost. The Death Eaters rejoice in their victory. Hermione, the sole survivor of the Golden Trio and the Order of the Phoenix, has been captured and is forced to decide between the five men who have ruined her life and choose a master to own her forever. (Reviewers choose between five hot men and their paths: Severus, Lucius, Draco, Voldemort, Barty Crouch Jr.!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,210 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/16 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M.
Are You My Other Half? reviews
Jack Frost has saved the world and accepted his role as the Guardian, but he can't deny or ignore his loneliness. Jack seeks for his other half and find a young girl who is a princess named Elsa. Elsa is terrified of her powers because she harmed her beloved sister, Anna. Therefore she is secluded in her room. Yet a boy named Jack, who claims to be the same as her, visits her.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,005 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 1/29 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] [Anna, Kristoff B.]
A Promise To Be Kept reviews
Tai Lung is locked up in Prison after rampaging throughout the Valley of Peace. In the prison, he remembers the past and reflects the reason why he crumbled into the lowlands as a criminal: the promise he made to Tigress. The promise of becoming a great man, the Dragon Warrior so he may marry her with pride. Catch the glimpse of his past and tread the uncertain path with Tai Lung.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24 - [Tai Lung, Tigress] Po, Shifu
Time Phase reviews
Snape time travels to the past yet a huge problem occurs! He's turn the same age as Harry, Ron, and Hermione and he has to pretend to be a new student at Hogwarts under the orders of Dumbledore. Snape never expected that there could be such a strong attraction between him and Hermione. So far he's stuck in their time and he doesn't know what will happen to him. Please follow update
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,176 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
La Nouvelle Voisine reviews
Il y avait une année depuis la guerre contre le Seigneur des Ténèbres et le Ministère de la Magie avait gracié Snape d'aller à Azkaban pour ses crimes qu'il avait fait quand it avait été l'agent double pour l'Ordre du Phénix. Il a acheté une nouvelle maison dans la société de moldu. Qui est sa nouvelle voisine?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
How to Tame an Ex-Potion Professor reviews
Severus Snape is going through a trial and a certain Ms.-Insufferable-know-it-all interrupts his trial. His sentence isn't life imprisonment in Azkaban, it's worse: he will become a Muggle under constant supervision of Hermione Granger. Granger believes she's helped him, but his opinion differs. How can she tame her furious ex-potion professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Heal Me reviews
Snape has lost the woman he loved, Lily Evans. He begins his new proffession as a Potion Proffessor. He meets Hermione Granger who begins to shake the core of his being and he begins to develop interest in her. Hermione Granger finds Proffesor Snape intriguing and mysterious. How does this complex relationship work out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,295 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Love Potion reviews
Valetine's day is coming and George and Fred Weasley's love potions are selling mad. Draco thinks it would be fun to prank Granger by mixing the potion with her pumkin juice with his godfather's har. On the other hand mischievous Gryffindors decides to prank their 'favourite' Potions Proffesor in their own way. What's in store? ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.