Author has written 2 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho.
Hi anime fans! Something screwy was going on with the website and my entire bio was made up of symbols, so now I have to start it ALL over again. I'll just start it with the basics.
Real Name: Like I would tell you!
Brief Bios on my Friends
This person with me right now is my original character appearing in the Three Keys.
Kyo: Hello people.
Did I ever tell you how cute you are_
Kyo- About a million times.
Already? o Whoo! I lost count.
You're so cute!
Kyo: Make that a million and one.
Sweet! I broke my own record!
"Amanda versus crack. Crack wins!" -Rikku (it's not what you think, she tripped on a sidewalk crack at a party)
"Play with fire and you'll get burned, but mess with me and you'll be ashes." -me
"Kinky." -Miroku (a friend we nicknamed for his personality)
"Doosh!" -Shea and me (please don't ask -)
"Baka Blonde." -Shea to Rikku (always calls her that)
"It's all about me. Deal with it." -Happy Bunny ( I love Happy Bunny)
"You wanna start something? Cause I'm gonna end it." -me
"Nuke 'em." -Rikku
"David killed the llama with his ugliness!" -me, Rikku, and Shea
"I forgot..." -me, Shea, and Rikku (our most frequently used excuse)
"I hate you. Have a joy-joy day." -my friend's hat.
"Show me the chocolate and no one gets hurt." -Shea's shirt.
"Meep!" -me (my word. Do not steal!)
"I bought you this birthday card for5 reasons:
1. It's your birthday!
Happy birthday! ... and don't worry- I'll be fine... just... fine..." - a birthday card I gotfrom Shea along with a Sesshie plushie. hugs the plushie _
will add more... eventually
me: I still want to get on the go-carts so I can ram your ass.
Miroku: pervy grin Ooh! In what way?
Abel (random guy at school): walks up to me and Shea Hello, girls.
Abel: o.O;;;; runs away
Abel: walks up to me, pokes me in the shoulder
Me: HELP! I've been sexually harrassed! runs behind Shea
Shea: How could you, Abel, harrassing an innocent girl.
Abel- Since when is poking sexual harrassment?
Me: Since you came along.
mom: Just listen for the groceries, okay honey?
me: kerblinkies Groceries?
mom: Oops! I mean laundry.
me: Are you losing it, mom?
mom: Nope, I lost it a long time ago.
Abel: staring at me and Shea with dorky glasses on
Me: O.o Why the hell is he staring at me?
Shea: He's trying to undress you with his eyes.
Abel: continues to stare
Me: I know you want me and all, but please stop staring.
Abel: O.o backs away quickly in his chair
Me_ Works everytime.
Abel: Now you two are first on my list.
Shea: O.o What list is he talking about?
Me: O.o His "Next People to Molest" list.
Me: O.o You said it...
Erica (new girl in our group): Is it true that Akiko freaks everytime you poke her?
Abel: Yeah. Just watch. pokes me in the shoulder
Erica: I thought you said she would freak out.
Abel: I don't know what has gotten in to-
me and Shea: RAPE!
Abel and Erica: o.O;;;
Abel: Hi! .
me/Shea/Rikku: You raped a llama! break down, crying
Abel: o.0 WTF?
me: How could you? What did it ever do to you?
Abel: ... I think I'll just leave now...
Rikku: Well, that got rid of him. .
Shea/ me: nod
will add more
This little area is where all of my favorite blonde jokes go.
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they were all stranded in the middle of the desert. The brunette was carrying a fan, the redhead was carrying a canteen, and the blonde was carrying a cardoor. The blonde asks the brunette, "Why are you carrying a fan?"
"So whenever I get hot, I can fan myself," answers the brunette. The blonde then asks the redhead, "Why are you carrying a canteen?"
"So whenever I get hot, I can drink the water," she responds.
"Why are you carrying a cardoor?" the redhead and brunette ask the blonde. The blonde simply smiles and says, "So when I get hot, I can just roll down the window."
The blonde was sick and tired of being called a stupid blonde, so she dyes her hair brown and moves out into the country. When she passed by a herd of sheep and a farmer, she stops and asks, "Hey. If I can guess the number of sheep you have, can I have one of your sheep?" The farmer figures she'll never get it, so he agrees. The blonde is silent for a second, and then she says, "296."
The farmer is surprised by this that he gives her a sheep. Before the blonde could put it in her truck, he asks, "Wait. If I can guess your real hair color, could I have my dog back?"
will add more.
I have a sister named Ayame who is a real pain in the-
Ayame: Akiko! Where's my candy bar?
What candy bar? chewing on a Three Musketeers
Ayame: comes in with a katana Ah-hah! I knew you had it!
O.o Umm.. see ya' later people! runs out of the room