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Joined 11-26-03, id: 493814, Profile Updated: 08-05-09
Author has written 8 stories for X-overs, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Doctor Who.

My name's Leah, I'm Canadian, despite being an incurable Anglophile, and I'm 19. I haven't posted anything on here for ages, but I might someday. Honestly. Really. If I have the time.

Anyway, so here's the part where if someone's actually reading this, they look to see if you like any of the same things they do and then they get excited by commonalities. Well, I do that, I dunno if anyone else does. So here goes.

Music: The Beatles, ELO, BNL, Gorillaz, The Arcade Fire, David Bowie, Coldplay, Radiohead, Murray Gold, Noisettes, Scissor Sisters

Musicals: Hair, Rent, anything by Andrew Lloyd Webber, The Lion King, Les Miserables, Man of La Mancha, West Side Story, Avenue Q

Authors: Douglas Adams (especially for Hitchhiker's Guide), Terry Pratchett, Diana Wynne Jones, Neil Gaiman, Tamora Pierce, J.K. Rowling, Christopher Moore, Robert Rankin, Lloyd Alexander, Susan Cooper, Patricia C. Wrede, C.S. Lewis

TV: Monty Python's Flying Circus (their movies are good too), Quantum Leap, Dead Like Me, Flight of the Conchords, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, The Mighty Boosh, Torchwood, The Sarah Jane Adventures, Life On Mars, and most of all, really, Doctor Who

Movies: Back to the Future, The Road to El Dorado, Mirrormask, Labyrinth, A Hard Days Night, Help!

So, there you go. What a load of pointless listing.

I now Beta-Read as well, if anyone's interested. I might not notice for a bit, due to not being on this site very often as I haven't the energy to type up my backlog, but I wouldn't mind coming here to read someone else's stuff, especially if I had the chance to fix it.

I shall end here.

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Cornfield Madness by Tavia reviews
We're back! In honor of On Stranger Tides, I offer you a new chapter in the cornfield, featuring popcorn, bickering, and responses to the recent movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,630 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2003
Embarazada by Caudex reviews
HMC, vaguely fluffy, a wee bit of plottage. Now Complete!
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,047 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/7/2003
The crashed down of crashes by roseanddoctor4ever reviews
There's a lasser but where did it come from? Rose is killed then she comes back to life but how dose she do this after dying? Please R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
To Go Where Almost None Have Gone Before by celticfox reviews
Star Trek meets Doctor Who meets Star Wars. How can the result be anything but absurd? Unashamed parody. My first Whoverse fanfic, please review! NOT YET DEAD! IT LIVES STILL!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007
Leaplets by Drassil reviews
Sam completes a series of leaps in a hundred words each. Even if this website's word counting disagrees!
Quantum Leap - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 6/30/2006
The Road to Monkey Island by Threepwillow reviews
What do an irritated governor, two fast-talking Spaniards, and a voodoo MacGuffin have in common? Guybrush Threepwood is stuck on a ship with all three of them, on another adventure to the dubious Monkey Island. Slight Road to El Dorado crossover, oh god
Monkey Island - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,351 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Apples and Pears and Various Other Fruit by toranspitfire reviews
Dr Who crossover. The Doc & Rose follow a distress signal to the zooniverse, where Bainbridge has 'heroically' acquired a dalek. Vince is mistaken for the Doctor's companion, someone is EXTERMINATED & we uncover the real reason why they end up in Dalston.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,231 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Not My Doctor by celticfox reviews
DoctorRose reunion fic with a big twist. Please R&R!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007
Anywhere Road by teethlikedog reviews
Kerouac would be proud. [HowardVince]
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Pit of Despair by Roseveare reviews
Can our heroes survive the horrors of the Pit of Despair? Will Howard resist the thrall of the Xylophone of Ruin? Will Vince get his man? Slash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2007 - [Howard M., Vince N.] - Complete
There and Back Again by Calcifersgrl reviews
Author's Note! Sophie finds that living Happily Ever After with Howl doesn't come so easily, esp. after being catapulted into the fairytale plans of the Witch, who will do whatever it takes to live Happily Ever After herself.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,164 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 10/6/2002
Recrossed by Zealous Iconoclast reviews
When your whole life is changed in the blink of a cosmic clock, how does it feel? Are you exhilarated? Grateful? Terrified? Violated? Or do you even notice at all...
Quantum Leap - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
Welsh Rugby by Windswift reviews
ON INDEFINITE HIATUS - Harry Potter, Howl's Moving Castle - Dumbledore has found his latest victim for the DADA post. How long can Howl slither out of his contract by refusing to acknowledge his classroom of students?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006
Jeeves and the Gangsta Rap by Pjazz reviews
Bertie Wooster becomes infatuated with rap music, much to Jeeves' displeasure.When Bobbie Wickham lands Bertie in the soup, will Jeeves rally round?
TV X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Electric Shocks by Graham Chapman reviews
A collection of oddities.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005
The True Story by DarthTofu reviews
What lies beyond life? Find out in: The True Story! The True Story is an unregistered trademark of Saith's
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005
Fifty More Pickles and Another Large Fish by Graham Chapman reviews
Ford and Arthur go on a great adventure.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005
Fifty Pickles and a Large Fish by Graham Chapman reviews
Hilarity Ensues. Or do I mean hysteria ensues?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2005
How Many 9 Lived Enchanters Does it Take by Roseveare reviews
...to change a lightbulb? An unusual 'magical hiccup' occurs -- and Chrestomanci is quite beside himself. vague weird slash.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Complete
A Mary Sue Story by JMA reviews
Helena desperately wants to be a Real Original Character, but she has a lot to learn first.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004
A Malfoy's Duty by LadySmith reviews
In his sixth year at Hogwrts, Draco learns some very hard lessons about family and duty. In this chapter: Enter Xenia Bellatrix Malfoy, beloved sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Fairy Tails Through Cages by Nemo Returning reviews
A fairy tales book for little wizards and witches. Approved as a pre-school reading by the Ministry of Magic of Great Britain. Revised Edition. Editor D. Umbridge. [Ch.4 The Pink Beauty and the Piebald Beast]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Dolores U.
Centaur of Attention by Kenya Starflight reviews
A Star WarsXanth crossover. Vader and Luke are transported into a bizarre fantasy land via computer game. No knowledge of Xanth required to enjoy this story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Xanth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,886 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Darth Vader - Complete
The Knights of Tortall and the Holy Grail by Nyghtvision reviews
The Tortallan crew get divine guidance and a quest to seek the Holy Grail, with striking resemblance to a plot stolen from Monty Python. Lite Fluff -- No Calories!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003
Right Said Fred by hjea reviews
Fred, George and Charlie adventures in furniture moving.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/14/2003 - George W. - Complete
After the End by Sugar Quill reviews
A post-Hogwarts story by Zsenya and Arabella
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 632,204 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 5/12/2001
Winter's Night Encounter by MaidM reviews
Harry finds there are some things you can only tell a stranger. Written at age twelve and kept on for sentimental reasons. Read only if you are in the mood for uber-cheese!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Harry P.
Insertion by Fyrie reviews
Lucius Malfoy runs into a strange creature in Knockturn Alley - “You’re not meant to try and kill me! I’m a self-insertion, dammit! You’re meant to fall madly in love with me because of my stunning good looks!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Long Dark Night by Mistress Arion reviews
Havelock Vetinari is kidnapped and tortured, leaving Sam Vimes to examine his real feelings for the Patrician. WARNING: SLASH SLASH SLASH, implied non-con, implied torture. If you don't like the idea of Vimes/Vetinari, DON'T READ THIS. (There, you've been
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2001
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NO, you may not reviews
Donna has an unfortunate experience at the 2008 Penguincon. Bewildered!Doctor is bewildered.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Harry reviews
Season Three from the point of view of Lucy Saxon. Obviously, there are spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Fresh reviews
A Ten/Rose story that involves weird, alien sicknesses. Also, soup.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Silly reviews
Rose/Doctor AU reunion fluff. That's about it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Fragments Of A Diseased Mind reviews
Insanity abounds as the Hitchhiker's Guide gang engage in a series of totally random adventures. Will Arthur ever get to have tea again? Will Ford ever make sense? Will Zaphod stop hitting on random girls? Will Trillian actually be mentioned? Find out!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,970 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 12/17/2004
The Uselessness of Grade 10 Math reviews
I make fun of the Canadian curriculum using someone else's characters.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
PotC Ficlets reviews
A vicious attack on Mary-Sues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 4/12/2004
A Large Amount of Confusion reviews
This really isn't THAT confusing, it's only as confusing as crossovers usually are. But seriously, I have all kinds of variety in here. Diana Wynne Jones, Patricia C Wrede, C S Lewis, Back to the Future, Tamora Pierce and Monty Python.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004