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Exclusive Exceptions by kestrelcadiz reviews
Tom's plans had been moving very well, of late. With only months 'til the elections, he and Harry had managed to drum up a massive amount of support for their party and were moving into the final stages. Better, Harry had seen sense and given up dating those air-headed bints in favour of Tom himself. Which would be brilliant if he could think about something other than their kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mirrored by brainstorm1001 reviews
What was going to happen to him was something terrifying; all his instincts were rebelling against his decision but Harry resisted. Now it was his turn to make a sacrifice and ensure their survival. Compliant with the DH up to the events in Malfoy Manor. HP/LV COMPLETE & EPILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,906 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Kisses Cursed by The Fictionist reviews
Fairytale AU. Loosely inspired by Beauty and the Beast. Some said he was once a man, cursed, and some that he sold his soul to demons and became one in turn. Others said that such evil as he could never have been human. That he was instead a nightmare, left lingering upon the earth a very long time ago. Harry just knew it wasn't safe to walk near the Riddle House after dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,377 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5979 - Favs: 11,398 - Follows: 12,387 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Final Hiding Place by Paimpont reviews
Left alone with Dudley's computer, Harry googles "Tom Marvolo Riddle" on a whim. Perhaps he shouldn't have done that... HP/TR romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,125 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Last Horcrux by Ansketil and Lilacs reviews
In the battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter makes a fatal error. Now Lord Voldemort rules Wizarding Britain and Harry's fate is sealed. Dark, angsty LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,729 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Yew and Holly by Ansketil and Lilacs reviews
Harry brings his lover back to Britain to spend Christmas at the Weasleys. But things never go to plan when your name is Harry Potter – or your lover is Lord Voldemort. Takes place five years after the events of 'In Somno Veritas.' LV/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,472 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
In Somno Veritas by Ansketil and Lilacs reviews
"Are you often in my dreams, Harry? I have not touched your mind since our little encounter at the Department of Mysteries... and yet here you are... saving me in my nightmares." AU!HBP - LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 163,363 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Cummae by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
Tom Riddle has questions about his future and walks into the darkness beyond the fire. A little Tom/Harry too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Devolution by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
Tamper with the deepest mysteries – the source of life, the essence of self – only if prepared for consequences of the most extreme and dangerous kind. It appears that one or more of Lord Voldemort's experiments have worked. A disturbing one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Labor of Insanity by estalita11 reviews
Guess who knocked up the Dark Lord? HP/TMR slash, mpreg, CRACK, but with a sophisticated tone. One-shot, complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,467 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 275 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Portrait by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
This, he thinks, is perhaps what it might be like to be a Horcrux. A static thing of soul and memory, with a past and no future. He slipped from himself like a snake sheds its skin, leaving a dried, hollow image of what was. A small one-shot about a painting of Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Dance of the Dreoilin by Paimpont reviews
The Yule Ball did not go well, so Dobby decides to use ancient elf magic to create another Christmastide ball for Harry and his friends. But elf magic is a dangerous thing - you may get exactly what you wish for. Harry/Tom romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 384 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
The love accident by brainstorm1001 reviews
Sequel to 'The cave incident'. Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort must learn to work together to prevent eradication of the whole British wizarding community. But the outcome of their cooperation might not be what they expected. HPLV. Drama, humor, romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 210,069 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Morning After by Paimpont reviews
The Dark Lord wakes up with a hangover and finds someone unexpected in his bed. HP/LV slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 364 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 9,498 - Follows: 4,518 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Solamen Miseris by Paimpont reviews
A year after the final battle, select death eaters are given the chance to complete a "redemption program" where they must live without magic for six months under supervision. Harry is assigned to watch over a mysterious dark wizard who has been locked up in a secret cell at the Ministry since the battle. HP/LV oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 247 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Terms of Endearment by Random-Battlecry reviews
Doomed to immortality and fed-up with his lot, Erik loses his temper and offs a group of his more annoying phangirls. He finds himself forced to take refuge in the cellar of an unlovely, unworthy Gerry-phanatic. Absolutely no E/OC, for the record.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,882 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 2/20/2005
Abandoned to the Cold by AnnAisu reviews
Harry, trapped with the Dursleys by Dumbledore over Christmas break, finds a snake out in the cold. After taking him in and naming him Riddle, Harry digs even deeper into his mind and into magic, encouraged by the aptly named 'snake.' Abusive Dursleys. M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,199 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 6,604 - Follows: 3,148 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
An Eternal Flame by Paimpont reviews
"Being dead is always more difficult in the spring..." Rare slash pairing Cuthbert Binns/Bertram Aubrey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Complete
Bringing Up Phantom by Random-Battlecry reviews
Being a Phantom's a challenge. Being a father's the pits. Post-LND, with absolutely no attempt to reconcile the sequel and the original, because it's funnier that way.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Erik, Raoul
A Certain Slant of Light by Paimpont reviews
The war is over, and students are returning to Hogwarts. No one seems to notice that there is a new ghost lingering in the shadows. No one, except for a girl who can't sleep... Ghost!Tom/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
The Time of Roses by Paimpont reviews
Harry travels back to 1942 in order to kill the 16 year old Tom Riddle. But apparently, someone else had the same idea. Who is the mysterious Arcturus Black? And why is he kissing Riddle? SLASH HP/TR and...?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,598 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Come Slowly, Eden by Paimpont reviews
Three encounters between Lord Voldemort and Molly Weasley. LV/MW romance. Because my muse is demented, that's why.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Voldemort, Molly W. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 5,278 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
New Divide by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Harry Potter is the BWL and by some twist of Fate he was also the reincarnation of Voldemort's murdered lover. Plagued by memories of his past life and smarter than before everything is about to change. And then Voldemort finds out who Harry really is. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,787 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 5,216 - Follows: 2,702 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Down the Plot Hole by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
Harry Potter mistakenly decides to go back in time and save the world! Fortunately, Lord Voldemort is there to prevent Harry destroying it in the process. Time-turner meta!fic - strictly cannon compliant. Yes, an actual cannon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
In the Darkness of My Dreams by Paimpont reviews
If Voldemort had discovered that Harry was a horcrux, things might have turned out quite differently. Warning: Attempted suicide, mature content, character death, SLASH, het, and unexpected pairings. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,819 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The cave incident by brainstorm1001 reviews
Three years after the lost battle of Hogwarts Lord Voldemort attempts revenge. Regrettably, he has never learned from his mistakes and underestimates Harry's incredible luck again. HPLV later. Warning: mix of drama, angst and comedy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 178,461 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2906 - Favs: 5,883 - Follows: 6,091 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Twist in Time by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry finds a time-turner in his office. He knows that he must use it to go back in time to kill Tom Riddle, but this proves unexpectedly difficult... Rated M for SLASH in later chapters. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,753 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 4026 - Favs: 7,484 - Follows: 3,609 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Standstill, Asphyxiating by SkeletalChild reviews
Post-epilogue. Naturally, Harry could never love the Dark Lord, but living without him has just never been an option. 19 years later, life has come to a standstill for both of them, but the Lord will have what is his, his alone. HP/LV, kinda-anti HP/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fulfilled Fantasy by Val Skia reviews
Before the Last Battle can commence, a train ride is in order. Unfortunately for Harry, Death Eaters have to ride too. While on board, Harry's luck runs out, and he finds his seat next to a bored Dark Lord. Trainlest, HPLV, Smut, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 305 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Experimental by SkeletalChild reviews
The summer after HBP, Harry goes for a walk in Little Whinging, and is suddenly face-to-face with his worst enemy, who makes an immoral offer... that he takes him up on. Slash, LV/HP, just because there are not enough fics with Harry on top.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 128 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Voldie's Book Club by cheryl bites reviews
Voldemort is imprisoned and tortured. Harry visits him and gets off with him. Torture, swearing, sexual references. HPGW, RWDM, HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,406 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Gardener Repents by cheryl bites reviews
Neither side won the war. A glum Voldie follows Harry and wishes that things could change. HPLV, pretentious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ghost In The Cell by cheryl bites reviews
As punishment for his misdeeds, Voldemort is buried alive in a steel coffin a mile beneath the ocean. HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Death In Love by cheryl bites reviews
“Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HPLV. Mild injury, sexual content, slash and PPP: Pretentious Purple Prose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 295 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Twisted by cheryl bites reviews
Harry attempts suicide by jumping off the Astronomy Tower, and accidentally impales Voldemort by landing on top of him. Despite the summary, this is not crack. Violence, attempted suicide, self mutilation, swearing. HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 135 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fraternité by Gondolier reviews
Something sinister is stalking Christine, and only one man can save her. As they uncover deadly secrets taken to the grave, they find that the greatest mystery of all is the human heart. A tale of intrigue, love, and redemption.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,539 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Squids On A Theme From Phantom by phantomy-cookies reviews
The Phantom of the Opera retold with the addition of a giant squid. Loaded with heaps of sexual tension. And squids.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Erik, Christine
The Further Adventures Of by Random-Battlecry reviews
The long anticipated, quite inebriated, nearly cremated, never sated,addle pated, highly rated, KissMeKateed, badly fated, widely hated sequel to Whose Lair Is It Anyway. In which chaos ensues generally.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,135 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
Elainie by The Scorpion reviews
A little bit of death washes up on Erik's shore and Christine soon develops a fixation that haunts her to the edges of madness.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,144 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Erik, Christine, Raoul - Complete
The Nacken's Song by Gondolier reviews
First place in PFN's Halloween Morbidity Contest. Christine Daaé, Northern daughter, Flaxen locks and rosy face. Whispers tales her father taught her: Trolls and goblins, dolls and lace...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Victim by The Scorpion reviews
Oneshot. A nonhumorous parody and statement on MarySues and the reality that is this fandom. Dark and twisted, written for the morbid phic contest!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Erik - Complete
Twisted, Every Sue by Deep Roller reviews
Erik's lair is invaded by more Mary Sues than he can handle. They come from all walks of life and are now driving him insane. OH MY GOD I WROTE A CHAPTER TWO! PANIC!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
Melancholy Tales of a Mad Masked Musician by Random-Battlecry reviews
An unfortunate series of one shots. Some old, some new, some disturbing, all insane. From Pink Haze to a smut parody... could things get any worse? Don't answer that question.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,183 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
His Hands by The Scorpion reviews
Oneshot. Soon after seeing Erik's face, Christine can no longer bear being trapped in his terrifying world with all the maddening brilliance created by the power of his inhuman hands.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete