Juicy Fruit Girl
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Joined 11-26-03, id: 493903
Author has written 3 stories for Holes, Final Destination, and Saw.

Hey!

My name is Miranda and I am 15 years old.
Jesus is my superhero
I am straightedge
I am a vegan
i live in Canada
my lip is pierced
I love my camp
i am afraid of airbags
i have low self esteem
only certain people can make me laugh
I shaved my head for cancer last april, and now I have short hott-boy hair
I had the best dog in the world. His name was Ronnie. He is dead now, but I will miss him forever 3

i like long walks on the beach, red wine, and diamonds
what kind of diamonds?
i like the red ones, but the green ones match my eyes
There is only one kind of diamonds...
i like to color them with markers ...lawl laura

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Reasons to become a Vegetarian
((try thinking about these the next time you eat a hamburger))

Because you wouldn't eat your
dog- some people think its crazy that in other countries they eat dogs and cats, but in reality, these animals suffer no less then the cows, pigs and chickens that we slaughter every day
Because no animal deserves to die for your taste buds- we get a couple seconds of good taste, and they get a lifetime of torture and sadness before being taken to the slaughterhouse
Because you can't eat meat, and be against animal abuse- if we treated our pets the same way farmers treat cows and pigs, we would be charged with animal abuse...how is that fair?
Because the grain used to feed farm animals could be used to stop world hunger- It taked 17 pounds of grain to make 1 pound of meat. Lets just eat the grain and leave the animals alone
Because it isn't fair

I got all these from the Peta video. If you want more information go to www.goveg.com and order the free vegetarian starter kit. It comes with a free DVD that literally made me and my friend cry when we saw it...even though shes still not a vegetarian but hey...

MY FAVOURITE STUFF

COLOR: Dark green

COMPUTER GAMES: Free Cell! (I'm actually playing it right now, and I'm losing!) And of coarse..SIMS!

OTHER GAMES: BS, Cheat or President((rotf Seth! good times)) Also, my brother has X-Box, and im OBSESSED with the Evil Dead game. I've beaten 'a fistfull of boomsticks' and now i need money to buy the other ones. I also like my Ms.Pac-Man plug&play game. I actually hate pac-man, but i adore Mappy, and the racing game

WEBSITES:
www.myspace.com - shutup, my camp friends got me addicted
www.toothpastefordinner.com - very very funnah
www.imdb.com

MOVIES: Final Destination, Idol Hands, Badder Santa, The Faculty, Jeepers Creepers, Scream Trilogy, SAW + SAW2, Red Eye, The Paperboy, Daylight, 28 Days Later

TV SHOWS: Law and Order (all the series but I like SVU the best b/c regualar seems kinda old and CI confuses me), Survivor, House M.D, LOST, Brat Camp, Dead Like Me, How It's Made, NCIS, Fairly Odd Parents, Scrubs, Jericho, Kidnapped (MOST UNDERRATED SHOW EVER), Six Degrees, Kenny vs. Spenny, Heroes, Cold Case

BOOKS: Anything by Stephen King (expecially Desperation+Dreamcatcher), Haunted - Chuck Palahniuk, Serial Killers: the Method of Maddness - Peter Vronsky

FAVOURITE ACTORS: Jimmy Fallon, Johnny Depp, Devon Sawa, Cillian Murphy, Hugh Laurie, Skeet Ulrich, Timothy Olyphant, Josh Holloway

THINGS TO DO: Computer (msn), skateboard, swim, play with my puppy, DRAMA!

BANDS: amber pacific, dashboard confessional, senses fail, taking back sunday, brand new, hawthorne heights, rise against, the early november, the postal service, the starting line, death cab for cutie, relient K, the rocket summer, cute is what we aim for, movielife, jack's mannequin, hidden in plain view, hellogoodbye, the red jumpsuit apparatus, hello kelly, atreyu, from first to last, funeral for a friend, armor for sleep, a thorn for every heart, spill canvas, the academy is..., halifax, this day and age, the used, straylight run, so they say, motion city soundtrack, jamisonparker, the get up kids, further seems forever, from autumn to ashes, finch, emery, dead poetic, bleed the dream, coheed and cambria, boys night out, anberlin, hit the lights, the juliana theory, matchbook romance, saves the day, thrice, random thoughts, boxcar racer, boys like girls, the cure, matchbook romance, pathway to providence, secondhand serenade, paramore, mayday parade, scary kids scaring kids, statepark, forever the sickest kids, time and distance, all time low, ...and then I turned seven, silverstein

GUM: Juicy Fruit...duh! I even have a huge chain made out of Juicy Fruit wrapers (the silver ones) but it's not actually that big. I like it tho. News Flash: Juicy Fruit isn't vegan, because I learned a new word, so itz not my fav gum anymore. :(

JOKES:
One day, a guy went to a shoe store and bought a pair of shoes, but the shoes were too big for him, so he went back to the store then next day, and bought a smaller pair ((ROTFLMFAO NIK!)) seriously...try telling someone that joke, it makes you laugh so hard because they have no clue what you're talking about

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor...WHERE'S MY TRACTOR!

How do you keep a blonde in suspense...I'll tell you tomorrow ((no...you can tell me today LMFAO CHRISTY))

Why did the man watch japinse animation movie?...because he was fat and had no friends

One time a guy walked into a bar because he was an alcoholic and his name was you

Why was six afraid of seven? ...because seven eight UR MOM! lol...rotf sam!

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?...three. one to change the lightbulb, and two to write a poem about how much they miss the old one

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?...hey, wanna go ride bikes

THINGS I COULDNT LIVE WITHOUT:
~black T-shirts
~tofu
~bottled water
~Spongebob Squarepants
~toothpastefordinner.com pictures
~peta
~buttons ((lol...anyone who knows me will know why))
~body piercings and Bactine
~hair straightener
~lip chap
~my pretty black 30GB video Ipod ((itz my baby))

QUOTES:

'people say I'm strange does it make me a stranger, that my best friend was born in a manger' --Jesus Freak, DC Talk

Never be ashamed of your mood swings. I mean, who doesent like swings!

It takes a small person to beat a defensless animal, and an even smaller person to eat a defenseless animal

UR MOMS SUPERMAN! lmfao phil

Pain is the expierence, metal and ink are just the souvenirs

"Movies dont create phycos, movies make phycos more creative" --Billy Loomis, Scream

You know you have no life when:
1: You watch infomercials
2: You talk about infomercials on the phone
3. You talk about infomericals on the phone with Christy
4. You talk to Christy on the phone
5. You talk to Christy
6. You know Christy
--OMFG ROTF CHRISTY!

fat kids dont like stairs --lmao shelby

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