Author has written 28 stories for Kung Fu Panda, Lion King, My Little Pony, and Frozen.
In The Works & Release Dates:
Unnamed TLK story
An alternate universe story where Kovu and Vitani are not brother and sister. Very intense drama and action.
I HAVE 6 MLP STORY IDEAS THAT WILL BE WRITTEN SOON!
Have a Shira x Diego idea (Ice Age 4) will write soon!
Hello world, I'll tell all you creepers out there a little bit about myself!
I KNOW I CHANGED MY PENNAME, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW 'HERR' MEANS 'SIR' IN GERMAN. I REALLY WANT THE NAME 'REGIS' BUT IT'S TAKEN.
age, location, physique- wouldn't you like to know!
although- I will say I live in New England, USA! (Because the website is run on California time- cool huh?)
HEY! you guys know my real name isn't Regis right? Just recently my friends on this sight have started addressing me directly as Regis, and I love it, its just interesting. There are real people named Regis, but that's not my name.
another random add in- I'd like to think of myself as a stylish person, as a guy having over 9 pairs of shoes and tons of colorful shirts!
(if you saw me- you'd call me gay *involuntary reaction to appearance* but I'm fairly quite and VERY business oriented) ACCOUNTANTS/DOCTORS/LAWYERS/EXECUTIVES/POLITICIANS UNITE!
this is my secret retreat from everyday life- and publicly I'd blatantly deny a love for this stuff... (I'm socially too old I suppose- but are you ever to old?)
I THINK MY ENGLISH TEACHER IS ONTO ME... I wrote an essay and while she was proof reading, she asked me if I like to creatively write. I told her yes, and didn't say anything else. She recommended I take a creative writing class! I hope she never finds this account, because if she does I'll have to tear down all the mature stuff!
01/22/14- has anyone ever noticed how hard it is to type when it's cold out? I write on my iPad in portrait mode and right now I feel as if I'm typing very slowly. Seriously guys, it's a lot harder to type in the wintertime. To share with you, it's currently four degrees out were I live, my house is also a little cold also.
this is a shout out to all my FanFiction friends! I don't know you, but luckily we're able to talk and share our work here!
Starbright and Herr Regis
Rusher Wolf/Keep Calm and Join Team Loki
Favorite TV shows:
The Walking Dead
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (yeah, I'm a brony now...)
Favorite famous people:
Kourtney Kardashian (i like Kourtney more than Kim)
Ashleigh Banfield (CNN, i know she's old, but i think she's really pretty)
George Clooney (I love him so much!)
the things I love most:
Roses, mostly pink (pink and auburn are my favorite colors)
bright smiles (I'm cheesy as all hell)
minty breath that gives me chills, the good kind you know?
The thing I can't stand:
Promiscuous girls/boys - seeing teenagers who can't "keep it in their pants" or lack the ability to control themselves pisses me off to no end. I've written mature stuff, but honestly i don't like to, i really hate it. love is supposed to be personal; if your definition of true love is sex at a party or in your dad's Toyota, naked pictures on your phone, whatever else, we have a problem. My favorite kind of slutty girl is the one who believes sex before marriage isn't the exception, but the standard. I personally am not attracted to sexually active girls, they upset me to no end. What's sacred about sex with you if you've had it with three other guys? Also, I love the girls that say "I want a boyfriend that will love me for me" and then proceed to dress like cheap whores and only date boys on the football team: idiots!
I see all those "just girly things" memes about things girls like, and for the most part I do those things. Cooking, cuddling, listening, I'll text good morning and good night. Dinner, broadway, opera, trips to NYC, I'd do all those things AND her parents would love me, yet here I sit, ranting to you. Instead, those girls are complaining how their boyfriend on the lacrosse team hooked up with a girl from downtown at a party. Even worse, that their boyfriend had issued an ultimatum: sex, or they break up. No joke, I know a girl who was given this ultimatum, her boyfriends reason: all his friends were doing it. Wow. Guess what, she went through with it! she was 14! What the hell? I once read that a relationship should be based on observation before involvement.
maybe I need to be more proactive. Not to say I'm not a flawed person, I'm fat, opinionated, loud and sometimes lazy, but come on girls!
pardon my rant, I'm just a really traditional guy, all my friends refer to me like I'm their sixty year old neighbor who gives advice. I'm the town "designated driver."
for possible suggestions- I'm an AP English student, so I believe I'm qualified to satisfy the masses...
the lion king 1-2 (I prefer the second)
kung fu panda 1-2
Ice Age 1 & 4
Fantastic Mr. Fox
How To Train Your Dragon
Movies i want to see:
all the Balto movies. i remember them vaguely, but vague isn't enough to write fan fiction to!
i'll tell you something's about why I like these movies/cartoons and who in the movies I favor. (Favor as in- read fan fiction about)
madagascar (all)- I really do have an idealistic view of the relationship between Alex and Gia, assuming everything would work out without constant (serious) interference from Vitaly or anyone else. But sadly, the movie left everyone wondering "what happened?" The movie is not very specific as the the extent of their relationship- although providing a proficient number of cues to write fan fiction to.
The lion king (all)- to sound like a freak, I watched TLK2 36 times consecutively over the course of 1 month and change. I didn't even know about TLK2 until 2011, and it took me a year of waiting before I stopped thinking and watched it. Now, I'm by far a serious TLK fan- and I have a definite understanding of the characters, their intentions, their moods, and everything about them. Especially Kovu!!!
NOTE: I like Kiara, but I find her rather stupid XP. I prefer Vitani... but Kovu is still my area of expertise AND my favorite!
Kung fu panda (all)- honestly, the movies are slightly annoying to me because I prefer Tigress, and sadly she gets much less screen time then the 'flabby panda.' So I read fan fiction about her- and I dabble in my own mind of alternate endings and characters that would seem more appropriate to fill po's role, and of course, claim tigress for their own!
Ice Age- I only added this because of Shira. I love her voice actor (J LO!!!), and she's such an amazing character with an adorable back story. Her and Diego were meant to be together, and i cannot wait to write something where they fall in love!
def. have a soft spot for the felines, Tigress, the Wu sisters, Alex & Gia, Kovu, Shira.
MLP FiM: I got into the show because i have a friend who's a brony, and this is all he talks about. I wanted to know something about it, so when he asked I'd be ready. Honestly, the show's not too bad. I mean, they do teach kids a fairly good lesson every episode. I started loving Princess Celestia, and at that point i didn't even know her name: all i saw was the important looking alicorn in the opening sequence. Then I took a STRONG liking to Rarity, then Spitfire and then Applejack. the only pony i don't really like is Rainbow Dash, she's cool and all, but a little too rambunctious for me. (I'm such a loser... )
Even better: I was the one who had "Dr. Caballeron" added to the MLP:FiM character list on FanFiction, because I'd written two stories for him, but was unable to cite him as a character XD. Now, I can!
my favorite book is hamlet (I know it's a play not a book) although now, I wonder what a tragedy fanfic would look like... ;)
I also love the great Gatsby, and would love to write (on request only) about the WHAT IF Gatsby lived and others died... Or whatever you want I suppose.
I'm also a big Trekkie, but not of the Kirk age- I prefer the days when Data, Riker, Picard, and Beverly Crusher worked aboard the Enterprise. (Although- I am knowledgable with the Kirk bridge era.)
i also like Star Wars- 'nuff said about that.
I watch a lot of TV, so fanfic about shows is possible...
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Pardon misspellings, I welcome grammar nazis to correct me.
i would consider story suggestions from people, and if you find me a foolish writer- I could easily turn you on to better writers I know.
A/N - when I write, I could never leave readers upset, so i would- if you wanted- include alternate endings...
EX. a lead male character is introduced with two female characters (for his choosing) throughout the story. At the end, I would make one ending that would be official, and the other to satisfy those in need of satisfaction.
TOOTLES FOR NOW!
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