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West Italy by lunar mischief reviews
Feliciano and Lovino realize they have a younger brother and must nurture him into a proper Italian. Warning: typical Italian antics and a very confused America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,891 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 6/14/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, America
Kuma's Plan by Bandgeek419 reviews
Kumajiro notices that Canada has been feeling more lonesome than usual so he starts to form a plan. Kumajiro is going to find Canada some friends! Read on as Kuma gets into shenanigans and Canada gets friends whether he wants them or not!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,717 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Canada, Kumajiro
Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
Livin' the Morby Life by DestielChick reviews
So this is a sequel to Hurt and Comfort, it's basically just going to be the life of Mordecai and Rigby after they married...join them on their roller coaster of a life. WARNING: 1. IT IS MORBY...DUH! 2. IT HAS M-PREG *DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!*
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,699 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby
Programmed That Way by Kurokoo reviews
Kiku is a normal young man living in Tokyo, struggling to balance his job, and life as an otaku with a crappy computer, when a box shows up on his doorstep containing a robot by the name of Alfred. This strangely lifelike robot changes Kiku's life, and causes Kiku to wonder; what makes a person human? [[AmeriPan AU]]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,996 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [Japan, America]
A Letter for You by blow me draco reviews
Ever wondered what Prussia and Canada have to say to the Prucan fanfiction writers? Let's go on an adventure of complaints and clichés together in the form of letters to find out Rated T for language and Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Canada, Prussia
One Hell of a Babysitter by SirGandolphin reviews
Sebastian was in the process of making the best breakfast for Ciel until the three servants interrupts him and causes a huge commotion. Now all of a sudden the three stooges transform into three cute little babies. Now with Ciel on his case, Sebastian must take care of the three kids all while trying to find someway to turn them back into their original form.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Fishing for Love by velvetlaburnum reviews
Mime and Russell have always been close friends, very different but very similar. The more time they spend together, the more Russell's feelings develop towards his best friend. Does Mime like Russell back? You'll have to find out the whole story. [Humanized or anime Happy Tree Friends characters]
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Russel, Mime]
You're Not Alone by popdiva24 reviews
After being forced to watch other families spend time with their fathers on Father's Day, Eric Cartman decides to take matters into his own hands by tricking a famous celebrity into becoming his father so that he can have all the stuff that he's ever wanted. One question: Can he do it, or will Kyle somehow manage to foil his plans yet again? Read and find out... (Candy)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger
Don't Even Try You Know You Can't Win by FlamboyantLollipop reviews
America has made a discovery. The world wishes to kill him and take his land. He decides to subjugate Russia and use him as an ally/servant. Together, they slowly eliminate the opposition, taking the strongest nations down first. Britain is devastated, yet decides to go up against the oncoming storm. But how will this impact him? Rated M for violence. Possible yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,843 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 8/26/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia
Snake Bites by SasorisMom reviews
Ike catches his brother in an awkward postition with his best friend, Stan, and this starts to set off an explosion of lust for a certain goth. Ike has no idea how to handle his new emotions, but maybe Georgie can help. That is, if he can get past the firebreathing Shielasaurous. :P Rated M for sex with a pierced goth. . .And Dylan's mouth.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Ike B., Kindergarten Goth
Account of a Goth's Blood by SasorisMom reviews
Dylan's never been one for partnership or conformist dating, but when Mike Makowski wishes to be the goth's friend, Dylan has no choice but to let him in. Rating is M for later chapters involving lots of waffles and pancakes. :D And Dylan's mouth.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,687 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Red Goth, Vampir M.
Prussia's No-No list by justanotherteenagefangirl27 reviews
this is hilarious! like I died laughing reading all this stuff Prussia can't do anymore (but he's gonna keep doing it anyway!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Prussia - Complete
Breeze Blocks and Dandelions by Aquaphobe reviews
"... Dude... Is that a breeze block?" he asks, incredulous. I twitch. 'No,' I want to say. 'It's a fucking merry-go-round.' Of course, that isn't quite the sentence that makes it out of my mouth. — Warning for slash, Creek, insanity and much foul language. This story should not be read by anyone. Ever.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Character Song Recording with the Hetalians by i have died reviews
Who's ever wondered how the character songs were made and the other characters' reactions to them? Well, now you can find out! Join the Hetalia characters as the attempt to record their many, many songs! Rated T for Roma's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 133,072 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 11/1/2013
Sinfully Good by CrowleyLovesUSUK reviews
Arthur Kirkland is a demon prince of hell and he has captured a beautiful angel named Alfred. This unexpected encounter is awakening unfamiliar feelings in both angel and demon—feelings that could lead to serious consequences.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Whole Different Story by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
Based off my story Worth It: What could be more stressful than being a parent of four little adopted boys? How about being a parent of four adopted teenagers? Francis is hormonal, Toris has low self esteem, Feliks is discovering a new version of himself, and baby Arthur is now a teenage delinquent! Get ready for some crazy adventures! Contains Parental RusAme!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,369 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - America, Russia
The Morning After by SerenityWritesSlash reviews
Human AU. Arthur wakes up the morning after a one night stand, and he ends up getting trapped in their apartment. Maybe there's more to this obnoxious American than meets the eye, however crass he may be. UsUk, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Prince And The Porpoise by Wensleydale Cheddar reviews
South Park Aargh #05 - Episode 817. Token wonders how things would change if he had a family like Kenny, so they decide to switch roles. Kyle worries that he has become racist. Meanwhile, Fiona encounters a new problem in the school cafeteria and Wendy tries to teach everyone some facts about sea mammals. Rated T for whom the bell tolls. Latest chapter: SEASON 9 PREMIERE PREVIEW
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,336 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Kenny M., Token B., Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Strawberries by purpletheory reviews
The cook and the butler. The butler did it. Or was it the cook? Romance, fluff, and delicious berries. Rated M. Chapter 8 up!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,204 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Baldroy, Sebastian M.
How to Make A Yaoi Fan Club by Esile the Raven reviews
One does not simply build a Yaoi Fan Club in Hetalia W Academy. England is your student council president. And for completely no reason, you put his name in the list of pairings. The Lord of Eyebrows is not amused, obviously. Let's see how Japan and his club members fight for the standing of the Yaoi Fan Club!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Complete
The Strange Adventures of Erica Cartman by SuperFlandreBros reviews
A mysterious voice, A tired Cartman, and genderbending? Well, South Park has seen crazier. But still! Hilarity ensues as the most of population of South Park becomes flipped, in more ways than one. Add in a class trip that doesn't suck? Stuff just got real. Contains swearing, innuendoes, and South Park-y things! Read in Cartman's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
Magical Origins by Sevenfox reviews
It was no surprise the Fae lived in England. He was one of them after all. Oneshot-Drabble thing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2014 - England/Britain - Complete
Everyone Cries by AnimeToonz19 reviews
Everyone needs to let their feelings out once in a while. Why not the cast of Regular Show? How do they deal with their emotions? Read and find out. There is no yaoi in this story. Just friendship/comfort stuff. Final Chapter Up!
Regular Show - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,376 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Complete
Savin' Me by crystalblue19 reviews
[Lifty x Flaky] After another failed robbery, Lifty is left for dead by his brother. He's later surprised to find out that he's been saved by a timid redhead who mercifully takes care of him and offers him a place to stay, despite his reputation.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - [Flaky, Lifty] Flippy, Shifty
AMERICA! by Padfoot the epic GLOWSTICK reviews
England has seriously thought America couldn't have an idea stupider than those he had in the past. How wrong he was...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fear of a Nation by maple mouse reviews
In a moment of anger, England attempts to cast a spell on America, one that will force him to face his deepest fears. However England messes up and the spell is turned against all the nations. Rated T because I'm not sure how crude it is to call someone "bloody git" and because the mere presence of France can taint a story, no matter how many times you hit him with a frying pan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,277 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia, Canada
In Wolves' Clothing by Regal Bryant Lover reviews
It was as simple trip to London, but now I find myself 117 years in the past and face-to-face with the world of Black Butler. What's worse is that I've been mistaken for a boy and now must train as a butler under Sebastian. How could things be any worse? TWT
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,435 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 10/30/2010 - OC
Drugs and Sex by Lemons In My Life reviews
"I need your help," Al said with a completely serious face on. Oliver couldn't help but to burst out laughing, clutching at his stomach. He laughed almost hysterically and Al glared at him. "Stop laughing and stop being an ass. Just hear me out." Al wants to reward his boyfriend, but needs a little help from his former caretaker who's more than willing.2pAmeCan, yaoi lemon, boyxboy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - America, Canada, Parallel America, Parallel Nations - Complete
Tea for Four in a Lift by RivailleKirkland reviews
(Modern!AU) Arthur Kirkland and three of his colleagues get stuck in a lift in his work place. Little does Arthur know that fate brought all four of them together. All four people have dark, sinister, evil secrets buried within them. And Arthur's about to find them out. (I do not own Hetalia, Hidekaz Himaruya does)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
Impossible by MintCleaves reviews
The bad touch trio have a thing for bets – and this time, things have just got interesting. Each of the trio had to sleep with someone of the other's choice. If that wasn't hard enough, they've chosen the three impossible people at their boarding school: The invisible bookworm, the sarcastic delinquent, and the unsocial Italian.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,063 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Spain, Prussia, France
Some Boys Are Monsters by Eerily reviews
What do you get when you take a love sick puppy and taunt him with all his wildest desires and heated nights of forbidden passion? Why, a monster, of course. At least that's what Tweek has come to believe after confessing his feelings to his taken best friend.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 163,104 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Lifeguard by araditee reviews
Sebastian hates his summer job as an employee at a water park. That is until he meets the man of his dreams, in the form of a pale, bratty, English school boy. And get's punched in the face. Modern AU, OOC, M for later chapters. (DISCONTINUED)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,314 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.]
An Education by hollycomb reviews
AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 142,497 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Red Head by FaustusianSutcliff reviews
Grell Sutcliff has been arrested by his crimes. Undertaker is a ruthless warden with a soft spot for red heads and William is a psychiatrist with interesting methods. (Warning: Contains dark themes, murder, smut and Grell Sutcliff being Grell Sutcliff.) Will have appearances by other characters. GrellxUndertakerxWilliam
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Grell S., Undertaker, William S.
Kenny's Kissing Lessons by Zarah McQuade reviews
When Kenny is voted the best kisser in South Park, Cartman sees an opportunity for a new business venture, but the customers aren't the type Kenny expected...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,405 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Butters S., Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Pip P.
Insolence by Takethe Blanket reviews
After nearly everyone left for college, 22 year old Craig Tucker is stuck in a dying mountain town with a video camera and a few uninspiring faces. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 84,738 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T., Token B.
Baby Steps by JezebelStrike reviews
Sebastian gets a notion of turning Ciel into a child for his own amusement also to rid himself of annoying nuisances but it seems the thing is still progressing instead of leaving him at a certain age. Poor Sebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,782 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Loving Flashback (Liebende Rückblende) by SEGAMew reviews
The Boys are working on The Holocaust for a 4th grade project. It would be an almost normal day in South Park if not for Cartman trying to induce a flashback to avoid researching. Kyle is sucked in too. Cartman is an SS & Kyle a prisoner, how will they survive Auschwitz 1944? Kyman yaoi torture abuse violence lime lots of adult situations because it's historically almost accurate
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,664 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman, Christophe, Butters S.
Push From Conformists by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
When a former Raisins girl develops a crush on Michael, the band decides to milk her crush to make being starving artists a little easier. As expected Henrietta is not on board with Mercedes hanging around. Rated T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,066 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Curly Goth, Kindergarten Goth, Henrietta, Red Goth
The Deepest Cuts Don't Bleed by scarylolita reviews
Kyle's eating is disordered and his OCD is slowly getting worse. Craig is letting his philophobia control his life, denying himself anything that might make him happy. Stan is trying to mentally prepare himself for his parents' inevitable divorce. Meanwhile, Kenny is just rolling with the punches, quite literally.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,577 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Of snow blizzards and knitting circles by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow reviews
'This could not be happening right now. Not now, not ever and certainly not in a place like this.' Based off of a prompt from tumblr. One-shot, USUK & birth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Breathe Me by MapleTreeway reviews
"God I'm so fat." "No, Alfred. You're not. You're –" "Stop it! I am and you know it! The whole world knows! Just stop okay?" Trigger Warning, Human AU, and F.A.C.E. Family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,161 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia, France - Complete
Iron Chef by SaraTouchesButts reviews
Bard, Flower Pot, Time Travel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Baldroy
Bottom's Up by MapleKomori reviews
Hetalia gets drunk. Warning: this fanfic contains Hetalia nations behaving most inappropriately and should not be read without rubber gloves and safety goggles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - America, Prussia, England/Britain, France - Complete
The True Romance of Name Brand Jello by SaraTouchesButts reviews
Sebastian, Pudding, Romance
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Lava Lamps from Space: The Truth Behind the Host Club by SaraTouchesButts reviews
Tamaki, Lava Lamp, Science Fiction
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Tamaki S. - Complete
A Chainsaw Gets the Job Done by WhoIsYourHero reviews
"Jealousy is not a barometer by which the depth of love can be read, it merely records the degree of the lover's insecurity."-Margaret Mead Warnings for: extreme Guro, so be prepared for violence, forced abortion, a chainsaw, Mpreg, RuUs & UkUs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - America, Russia
Ciel's Bad Days by PriscillaKing reviews
A two-shot of different times Ciel's weak stomach gets the best of him...all over Sebastian! Read and Review!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Ciel P. - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by NekoKayia reviews
Ivan and Alfred are bullies at a local high school, and are rulers of the school, so to speak. Everybody fears them. What happens when Arthur starts discovering secrets about Alfred to black mail the blond, and in turn, Ivan to leave him alone? RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,036 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Complete
You're my Hero by theraputicDepressant reviews
Arthur Kirkland's life was great. However, in just one day, his whole perfect life was ruined by a single nervous knock on the door, and three little words. "I'm your son." DISCONTINUED BUT MAY BE REWRITTEN ONE DAY
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Sealand
Canada Keep Out by homodong reviews
Austria babysits kuma kuma for canada and hungary gets upset. Fun ensues for this rambunctious pair. Read at your own risk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Canada, Austria, Hungary, Kumajiro
Fun With Herr Stick! by nervous changing of names reviews
Germany has a nice afternoon with his longtime pal, Herr Stick! Cute oneshot :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Germany - Complete
Germany gets a woody from Woody by nervous changing of names reviews
Germany plays with his new friend!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Germany
Attack of the Fanfics by SuperSailorCharon reviews
Germany planned a peaceful day of baking cakes, but his best-laid plans are shot down when he encounters all of the fanfiction quirks in the Hetalia fandom! A parody badfic. Rated T just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Complete
Just a Basket by EvergreenGirl reviews
It's Easter, but Mordecai doesn't want to buy a new basket, so he reuses his Halloween bucket-against Rigby's wishes-and throws the holidays out of balance, or does he? Read to find out! Please review!
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Benson, Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret - Complete
Enough With The Stupid Vampires by Goateeman reviews
Butters was turned into a REAL vampire, but nobody believes him. He gets tired of people not believing him, so he decides to show them himself. When he regrets what he's done, the new kid in town will be there for him, whether be through the pits of hell itself, school, or the small mountain town of South Park, Colorado.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Butters S., OC - Complete
Past trigging prank by Ahai reviews
Alfred set Arthur up on the tv show "Scare tactics", but it left Arthur affected somehow..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - England/Britain, America, Scotland - Complete
Sugared Coffee Daddy by ListlessDeadliner reviews
Kenny's a guy for anything, so when the twitchy blond kid asks him out, who is he to say no?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Kenny M., Tweek T.
Long Live, My Brother! by malheureux en amour reviews
Germany discovers Prussia's aristocratic side through escapades with Merkel, the Mona Lisa, and Bach - and though he's not exactly sure how to react to it, he eventually learns how to appreciate it. Features brotherly love and humour. Germancest if you squint/are into that kind of stuff. Three parts. Re-upload. COMPLETE. [If you saw the crap edit of chapter 3, I DEEPLY APOLOGISE.]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Only Canada by iamtheredangel reviews
"I have been watching you, little Matvey. I have been waiting. And now you're all mine." Ruscan, Russia x Canada, abuse, a bit of violence, yaoi, smexiness, angst, romance, etc. Russia takes and breaks Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,830 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Russia, Canada - Complete
A-Z German Brothers by GermanBros24 reviews
Collection of stories for the German brothers, consisting of humor, angst, family and brother love! No Germancest just fluff!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,484 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Cartman's play: a child's play-south park crossover by Movie guy 94 reviews
What happens when Cartman accidentally stumbles upon the infamous red-haired, knife wielding, killer doll: Charles Lee Ray a.k.a Chucky. (mostly a remake of child's play, but in the south park universe, set in-between season 2 and 3)
Crossover - South Park & Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., Chucky R. - Complete
germany loves coupons! by nervous changing of names reviews
save millions
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Germany - Complete
germany and the table by nervous changing of names reviews
a thrilling saga
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Germany - Complete
germany really likes dandelions by nervous changing of names reviews
germany has some fun in the garden! :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Germany - Complete
Go Back To Sleep by hipster-takedown reviews
Noodle comes to recall how Murdoc and 2D started sleeping in her bed.
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - 2D, Murdoc N., Noodle
Optical Delusion by Player2PressStart reviews
Rigby damages his eyes after an all night gaming binge and now has to wear glasses. This isn't a big deal to normal people, but to Rigby it's the worst thing ever and he'll go to outrageous lengths to never wear them again. Rated K for cartoon violence.
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Mordecai, Rigby, Eileen
Why Canada (Strongly) Dislikes Meet the Robinsons by SocietyMember reviews
When Canada has a movie night with his brother, he doesn't appreciate America's choice of movie.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2014 - America, Canada - Complete
Stockholm syndrome at its finest by CanadasButt reviews
Things take a turn for the worse when Matthew finds himself in an inescapable situation when he's kidnapped by Alfred and Ivan, two men who swear that they love him. IvanxMatthewxAlfred Warnings: Torture, mental and physical abuse, non-con
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - America, Russia, Canada
After Oktoberfest by Bluejay Blaze reviews
Originally meant to be a bit of PruCan fluff about being forgotten, it was quickly subverted by my desire to do naughty things to Prussia. No explicit lemon, but extremely heavily implied, hence the rating.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2014 - [Prussia, Canada] - Complete
Trouble Makers by FranceyPantsLovesVitalReigons reviews
After the World Meeting ends early, the Bad Touch Trio decide to visit a busy country to have a bit of fun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - France, Prussia, Spain
Friday Night by NuclearParadise reviews
Ivan sits in his apartment bored out of his mind with too much time on his hands. How could he fix that? With some pizza of course!-(sort of) One sided RusCan OLD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Russia, Canada
Taking in a Thief by AmIObsessed reviews
When Shifty gets a new, an improved, a better helper to assist him in robberies, what happens to Lifty? After his twin kicks him out and practically disowns him, what is he supposed to do? Without stealing and his brother, he has nothing. But can a dandruff haired girl show him otherwise? LiftyxFlaky all the way.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,948 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Flaky, Lifty
Librarian's Favorite by aphlamp reviews
Human/Library AU Human names used. FrUk. UkFr. Fluff. Arthur is a librarian at his college and Francis is a frequent visitor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2014 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Inspector Butters and the Case of the Stolen Sushi by B1ox1d3 reviews
Inspector Butters is on the case! When the sheety shrimp goes missing from City Wok, Butters agrees to help track down the thief. His investigation unveils an underground crime ring that Butters alone must stop. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman are pissed that Craig invited Kenny to his big party, but not them.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Butters S. - Complete
Overdue by LogicalDreamer reviews
"Well, Gott, Mattie, at least look someone in the eye when you tell them you're a ghost. Make a good impression!" Series of oneshots, T for swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Survival of the Donks by Sophisticated Sableye reviews
The Ice King needs some supplies, so he heads to Wizard City to get them. But after meeting up with Huntress Wizard, things take a turn for the worse. Now, Ice King and Huntress Wizard have to work together if they want to make it out without getting their hams spanked. And don't worry, there is absolutely NO Ice KingXHuntress Wizard pairing in this story.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,974 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Ice King, Huntress Wizard
Don't Be Jealous by iamtheredangel reviews
Sequel to Alone With Him! Russia and Canada have a close alliance. America is jealous. The olympics are about to be held in Sochi. What kind of crazy will happen? Russia x Canada, Ruscan, implied America x Canada. Lots of smut and lots of fun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,304 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - America, Russia, Canada
Every Man For Himself by cooliochick5 reviews
When something goes wrong with Noodle in Kong Studio, who the boys gonna call? Defiantly not the Ghost Busters. 2D's mother to the rescue!
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,773 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Noodle, 2D
Every Year by QuirkyRevelations reviews
There are three instances when Canada is late to a G8 meeting and a fourth where he doesn't show up at all. His excuse: the self-proclaimed awesome Prussian that's proving to be more than just a distraction for him. "I-I'm so sorry I'm late again but in my defense...Prussia insisted that he can outdrink me." Simple PruCan one-shot, SLASH! *Edited as of December 30, 2014*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Good Times with Art by scarylolita reviews
Kyle needs help drawing human anatomy for his art class and Kenny is more than happy to volunteer to be his personal model. Anything to help out a friend, right? Slash, K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Kyle B., Kenny M.] - Complete
Black Butler: Switched by BlueRaven 666 reviews
Ciel has grown tired of being the small, helpless child everyone sees him to be. Sebastian tries to understand the young earl's perspective of things. What will happen when one silent wish suddenly shows them both a newer perspective of things? And what will they learn about each other that they've never known before? PLEASE REVIEW!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,714 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Cream Pie by Nerd Girl 1 reviews
Russel sees some texts between 2D and Murdoc that lead him to make a Google search... One shot. MurdocX2D
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [2D, Murdoc N.] Russell H. - Complete
OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED KYLE! by Candie Pie reviews
Fed up with constantly having to rebirth her son, Carol McCormick enlists the help of a local brujo, who tells her the only way to get rid of the curse is to pass it on to another person. Assured that it will be a completely random person—a Tibetan barley farmer, perhaps?—she agrees. But what will happen when it ends up sticking to someone a little closer to home?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,150 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Pocky and IKEA by AnusDestroyer69 reviews
DIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC EVA PLEZ NO HATERZ I LUV U TANKS 4 READIN
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Alone With Him by iamtheredangel reviews
Canada finds himself a prisoner of Russia. What does Ivan want with him? Russia x Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,037 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Happy Birthday Prussia by CheeryCherryCandy reviews
Austria plans to give Prussia the best birthday ever... Also read: 'Happy Birthday Austria'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Austria, Prussia] - Complete
Video Games and Sex by cosmopolitankitten reviews
America goes to Japan's house for just a little bit of gaming fun...but he's in for a lot more than expected! If that includes having some fun with a certain Soviet nation. 2-PART LEMON! RusAme with Japan getting bewildered. A lot. Enjoy :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2014 - America
Loved by epicfrenchfry reviews
It's Prussia's birthday, but instead of celebrating, he's holded himself up in his room, depressed... At least, until he gets a call from Germany that will forever change his perspective on life. HETALIA BELONGS TO HIDEKAZ HIMARUYA, NOT ME!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Why Is He So Bitter? by ThisPerson1 reviews
Why is Murdoc always in a sour mood and why does he always pound 2D? This is why. Will probably be a series based on his reasons for doing so, most of which being things that happened during his childhood. Rated T for violence.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,820 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013
Memento by scarylolita reviews
After losing his job at the library, Kyle ends up at the local bar. Drunk and desperate, he agrees to be the mayor's personal assistant. It might not be so bad if the mayor wasn't Eric Cartman. Slash, dark themes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,949 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Teenage Sebastian-Time before Ciel by GhostRegiment3.1 reviews
Ever wonder what our favorite butler did as a child? Or perhaps..as a teen? Maybe you've wondered what the true story is behind his name? What was his life before Ciel? ;) review!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,084 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Ciel P., Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Don't Kill Your Friends by Ransomrigged reviews
Craig has lost his mind and it aching for revenge. Whether you like it or not, he's taking every single one of you into his last game of Russian Roulette only because he refuses to go alone... (Sensitive topics inside)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T., Token B., Tweek T.
Between You and Me by Kankokujinpoi reviews
Kenny feels alone and tired of his everyday routine. He receives a letter in the mail from Wyoming State Prison. He's not the only one. Craig Tucker has it worse.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Kenny M., Craig T.
Ciel's Lesson by Kyoya-TheShadowKing reviews
Ciel's habit of putting himself into unnecessary danger is becoming a nuisance. Sebastian decides to nip the problem in the bud. Warnings: Spanking, Non-Yaoi Bath Scene. Mild Language in Chapter 3
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,805 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
All my Love by Clonearc17 reviews
There are way too many gushy Morby stories going around... let's fix that with The Greatest Morby of ALL TIME. Will take you literally a minute to read, so stop on in! Also now including Mordeson, Romas (...Th-thigby? Whatever the hell it's called), CJ/Mordecai, and Jeremy/Chad.
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby
Trapped in Walmart by captainxx reviews
What happens when the nations get themselves trapped in Walmart. One word disaster. Multiple pairings. Rating may and probably will go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - America, England/Britain
25 Days Of South Park Christmas by Completely Original Pen Name reviews
A series of South Park-themed Christmas fics/song parodies. Suggestions and requests are encouraged.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013
A Village Inn Booth by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Maybe the nervous game shouldn't be used to decide what group gets the rights to a booth. Goths vs. Vamps.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Red Goth, Vampir M.] Curly Goth, Henrietta - Complete
OOC Christmas by thecrazierone reviews
It's beginning to look a lot like an OOC Christmas, bad spelling and grammar everywhere. It's a parody thing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Bad Romance by Nerd Girl 1 reviews
What happens when morethanjustausername mentions a crack pairing to me? Magic! And funny things. MurdocXRussel because this crack pairing needs a little more love. HAITUS
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Russell H.
Just Bff's right? by Amaichan17 reviews
Mordecai and Rigby go to the carnival, Mordecai's in denial, Rigby's crossdressing for money, and complication's happpning, Morby, SkipsXBenson. not furry yaoi, human yaoi :) other yaoi's fluff :3
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Benson, Mordecai, Rigby
Educating America by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 169,295 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, America
Think Before You Cheat by velvetlaburnum reviews
Do Cuddles and Giggles make the perfect couple? Well Cuddles sure seems to think so. But what happens when he finds out that the girl he loves is cheating on him? There will be drama, heartbreak, and of course, revenge! [Humanized or Anime Happy Tree Friends characters]
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Cuddles, Giggles] Toothy
Smiling Always by Invisibleamericanburgers reviews
It's what he can do right now. Pretend to be happy. He is the hero. If they don't know about his handicap, it wouldn't hurt them, right? It hurts though. The mocking, the laughs, the pranks. It hurts. Please. Somebody help me. Anybody. Why do I put up with this? Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - America - Complete
BBQ of the Millennium by pepperonipirates reviews
Ah, this is my first fanfiction I've posted online... on one of my favorite shows. Happy Tree Friends! So, um, Pop has a BBQ and invites all the guys, (Disco Bear invited himself). I don't really mean for this to be a Pop x Disco Bear, but it might be.. I am taking it into consideration for the next few chapters, if there will be more. *I DONT OWN HTF* rated Teen for language..
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Pop, Flippy, Disco Bear
Sweet Voice by Tikal Tyrant reviews
Kenny is sick of the other boys teasing him about his voice. Butters tries to make him feel better, but it's not working. Fluffy Bunny one-shot!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Contrasted Desire by SkiaWolf reviews
After spending sixteen years of his life living in Chicago, Craig Tucker moves with his family to a town called South Park. Soon after meeting Tweek Tweak, he slowly starts to see that the troubled blonde has more troubles than he expected. Creek slash, mentions several other pairings. - Discontinued... For now? I am sorry.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,232 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - [Craig T., Tweek T.]
Muggin' and Clubbin' by velvetlaburnum reviews
Lifty and Shifty are bored as fuck, and have no idea what to do. They've tried everything, even watching Honey Boo Boo. All of a sudden an idea hits Shifty! The club, it's absolutely perfect. Money, beer, strippers, stealing, and ladies! How will things turn out for them? How will their night end up like? Will anybody get laid? You'll have to find out! ;) [HUMANIZED or ANIME HTF]
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Lifty, Shifty - Complete
People Spouting Howdy Neighbour by Wensleydale Cheddar reviews
South Park Aargh #04 - Episode 816. When Randy and his old rival join the boys' snowball fight, it becomes more and more serious. Meanwhile, Cartman tries to get proof of a certain kind of crime in Fiona's home and Mr. Garrison struggles with the fact that his assistant may be a better teacher than he is. Rated T for all I know.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,970 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Randy M., H. Garrison, Mr. Slave, Eric Cartman - Complete
Cartman's Next Top Model by Macchine-da-Guerra reviews
After being rejected from America's Next Top Model, Cartman decides to make his own modelling show.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Eric Cartman
Spirit Animals by hollycomb reviews
Cartman wants to film his amateur ghost hunting show at the site of the grisly McCormick massacre. Stan hates the idea but can't stay away, because Kyle will be there.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,118 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Crap! My parents are teens by BrunoMarslover21 reviews
Brianna accidentally turns her parents into teenagers leaving her, Brad and the rest of the gang to take care of the 'bratty' teens. Rated T for teenage problems, language and violence. MxM, RxE TxOC OCxOC MMxS BxA
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - OC, Mordecai, Margaret
Not Quite What They Think It Is by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Francis, Antonio, and Gilbert think Feliciano and Ludwig's sex life a) is more interesting and b) involves a lot less jumping on beds than it actually does. Feliciano and Ludwig know this, and use it to bother them. Very short and kind of dumb; T for general mild inappropriateness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Broca's Aphasia by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
An accident one year ago left Ludwig with broca's aphasia: the ability to think a million words but can only stumble to say one. His life doesn't seem like it's going to get any better, that is, until he meets Feliciano Vargas outside of his therapy office. GerIta. ONE-SHOT.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,395 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Germany, N. Italy] S. Italy/Romano, Ancient Rome - Complete
science has failed our mother earth by damn expensive eggs reviews
I dunno. I don't really understand the appeal of eucalyptus.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
while ( true ) by lynne-monstr reviews
A frustrating morning ends in tragedy and Germany wakes up to discover himself back at the beginning of the day. It seems impossible, but then it happens again. And again, and again, and… (time loop fic, no pairings, some violence)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,022 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Regular Affection by teB360 reviews
Rigby is a light sleeper; it comes with being more of a nocturnal person. But listening to Mordecai's breathing always helped Rigby drift back to sleep. It was slow, steady, calm… safe, even. Crawling into bed with Mordecai always provided him with comfort. Humanised, Morby fluff, yaoi themes
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Disconnect by chilledmoons reviews
When you see highschool in the movies, it's always an adventure. You read about the witty characters doing what they want, living their life. That was not Tweek's life in the slightest. Ya know, until he stepped into Craig's life. Nothing can go wrong. I mean, it's not like Craig is this big, intimidating, stoic asshole, right?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Mary Sue's, Gary Stu's and Cliches! by xXQueenOfCrazyXx reviews
Lets venture the terribly world of Mary Sues, Gary Stu's and Cliches in Fanfiction! Influenced by Attack of the Cliches!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2013
Friday nights at Clydes by SPlover187 reviews
Clyde invites Token, Craig, and Tweek over to his house to have some beers and manages to get tweek drunk. Creek!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T., Token B., Tweek T.
Gilbert and his Mirror by Druekee reviews
"Hah… what?" Gilbert moaned out, his fingers slightly shaking as he stared at his all-too-close reflection, his brain having trouble processing what just happened. Did he just…. Hump a mirror? / Gilbert (Prussia) and masturbation. Involving a mirror. Rated M for obvious reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Prussia - Complete
Absence by mywholelifeismusic reviews
What if you could see exactly what your life would be like if one specific person never existed? What will happen when Mordecai and Rigby get their hands on a Machine that shows just that? (I'm sorry that my summary sucks)
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,381 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Some Assembly Required by Aries Vincere reviews
Sequel to the story 13 Steps. "After everything that had happened to us, I want to love you, but I can't quite put it together. Maybe someday I can." Mordecai x Rigby.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Mordecai, Rigby
Let It Lie by Ixi-Nox reviews
In a program meant to extract the nightmares from your head, your worst fears come to life in the worst kind of way.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 77,525 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger
USUK: Bathroom Blues by CountrygalxHetalia reviews
When school's over, the lights are all supposed to be turned off, so what does Alfred do when he has to walk to the bathroom in the dark?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/29/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Some Dieting by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
Clyde decides to finally do something about being the fattest kid next to Cartman. But things get out of hand, and of course, Craig notices Cryde - One Shot -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
HTF From Da Hood by Royal Sunflower Fields reviews
Cuddles and his crew are hustlers in this ghetto story. He has to face dangerous mission from his homicidal boss and provide a family. Will he be able to get his life straight out?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Cuddles
BK by Adeline-Eveline reviews
Sebastian and Ciel take a trip to Burger King. Things get real.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Jealousy Kills! by DeathPrincess821 reviews
Lammy is on a date! But Mr. Pickles doesn't like that! What well happen? *Requested by Boony832*
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Lammy - Complete
Broccoli, Carrots, and Cauliflower, Oh My! by Mandelene reviews
It's about time America cracked down on his unhealthy eating habits, but he won't be able to do it alone. England plans on dragging the hamburger-loving nation toward achieving a healthier lifestyle, even if America's dead set on kicking and screaming through the entire journey. Rated T for America's flowery language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,285 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Prussia - Complete
Never A Dull Moment by DonGiovanni'sGhost reviews
Having grown up in South Park, Clyde knows there's no such thing as a dull moment. That still doesn't prepare him for what happens when he gets invited over to Craig's house one day. Creek. Randomness.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Day One by NCC-24601 reviews
Craig's first day of preschool looks set to be a horribly boring affair - right up until another kid, through no fault of their own, earns his ire.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
No, Just No by Myathewolfeh reviews
America and England are forced to share rooms at a world summit, but America's taste in music begins a comical (and hot) musical war. Epic fail sex with not-so-fitting music! USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
No Sanity Without Electricity by Shadowgate reviews
When they shut off your power because you're late paying the bill it's not fun.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Stan M. - Complete
Two Times the Love by AmIObsessed reviews
"We've been watching you with that war vet. You're always playing around with him even if he is a freak. We've just been wondering when it would be our turn to play with you." He put his chin on her head as Lifty pushed his to her neck. Together, they murmured to her, "And now, you're all ours." LiftyxFlakyxShifty.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,666 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Flaky, Lifty, Shifty - Complete
Way Down in the Back of the Candy Aisle by Gothic Thorn reviews
Flaky is stocking shelves and Nutty causes a crash that leaves her stuck to a few marshmallows. Flaky, Nutty, and... marshmallows? Oh my! FlakyXNutty one-shot.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Nutty, Flaky - Complete
Kiss of Death by Percentile reviews
Craig realises Tweek just can't kiss. Pointless little one-shot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Grow Up! by Patchlamb reviews
(Butters/Cartman) You'd think Kyle and Cartman would have gotten over their petty differences by the 8th grade. Nope.avi. Eric pulls Butters into another scheme to try and screw Kyle over. However, with the obvious attraction Kenny seems to be pushing onto Butters, Cartman is beginning to put his priorities else where. Someone is about to get their jaw broken! [Never completed!]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,800 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
A Broken Up Mind by Maddylovesyou reviews
Piercing blue eyes. Dark shadows. A soft smile and A broken up mind.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,199 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Craig T., Kyle B., Stan M., Tweek T.
Desperation by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever reviews
A little colon problem sends Muscle Man running to each single toilet in town, but to his surprise, all of the toilets are out of order! What's he gonna do now to solve his crappy problem, literally? Big surprise at the end!
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Muscle Man - Complete
Desperately Bored by Alys Blanchefleur reviews
In which Alfred is bored of studying and will go to any lengths to relieve said boredom. Supposed to be fluff, but borderline crack. I still don't even know what the hell happened.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Decisions, Decisions by crystalblue19 reviews
[Nutty x Flaky, Shifty x Flaky, Lifty x Flaky] Shifty grinned and looked at the two boys. "You have three girls to choose from, pick whichever one is the cutest."
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Nutty, Flaky, Lifty, Shifty - Complete
You by Kanta-chan reviews
Kyle wonders why Kenny hasn't been eating lately.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Monopoly by fallingwthstyle reviews
The boys play Monopoly. Rated for coarse language, sexual innuendo, and racist, anti-Semitic dialogue. Idiotic crack humor inspired by a picture I saw on Deviantart, with some bunny fluff thrown in at the end. At least Kenny doesn't die this time.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Fanboy by SebbyCiel5927 reviews
What if Ciel has a phobia from unicorns? And what if Undertaker was actually a fanboy of Sebastian/Ciel relationship? Maybe he has a plan...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Undertaker
Random Hetalia jokes by Animedemon01 reviews
Some are dirtyish, nuff said.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Don't You Tread on Me by spotlock reviews
Kyle is forced into summer camp, and bunked with the person he least wanted to see. The tension rises to breaking point, while rumours spread like wildfire. Kyle has to wonder, is Cartman hiding something? Slash, kyman. Please R&R!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,706 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Just a Tease by AmIObsessed reviews
A NuttyxFlaky one-shot! When Flaky accidently gets covered in cake frosting, how does Nutty react to her? Read and find out! I'm not fully sure if this even has a category though .-.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Nutty, Flaky - Complete
America and the Green Leafy Food by SheWasFlying reviews
America popped the top open and breathed in deeply. Ah, what a wonderful smell, and who knew he would ever think of such a thing as tasty? "America, is that. . . is that a salad?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - America
Open Mic: A Hetalia Crackfic by MapleKomori reviews
The Axis leaves a microphone in the Allies' secret meeting room. Hilarity ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - America, England/Britain, France, China - Complete
Brother of Stars by maple mouse reviews
America is not the happy person he appears to be. He is broken inside and all alone. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hetalia Grade Cards! by dartboi reviews
Grade cards for your favorite countries and for the subjects that they took. I'll do any Country. Come check it out. You know you want too. *Under Construction!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,209 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
Free Coffee Day by visceravulsion reviews
Tweek wants more free McDonalds coffee, but Craig is a stingy employee. I don't actually know how McDonalds works so don't get angry at me or i'll cry.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Not So Naïve Anymore by FratPartyAtThePankakeFestival reviews
Everyone knows Kenny's a whore. What they don't know is that Butters is his pimp. M for the fact that the entire story basically revolves around prostitution. Butters' POV.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Nutty's Nutty Life by Yoshizilla-Fan reviews
Nutty loves sugar. So much that he'll do whatever it takes to get it. He will even eat whatever looks sweet to him.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Nutty - Complete
Swiggity Swancake That's My Pancake by BritishTraveller reviews
A different side of Matthew appears when he eats his sacred pancakes. How will the others deal with this new and sassy Matthew? Crackfic! Contains sassy Canadians and pancakes. Origionally published on Tumblr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/5/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Testing, Testing, One Two Three by A Field of Starlight reviews
The nations take a standardized test in World History. Oh great. Just great... Oneshot, supposed to be funny but it probably isn't. Rated for Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Complete
Moments by SheWasFlying reviews
When little colony!America was sick, England often provided as much comfort and care as a loving caretaker could provide. Centuries later, America returns the favor. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Locker by CuriousRuby reviews
"Cartman had been teasing me all day and when school had finally let out, he started coming after me with blood lust in his eyes. I had ran through the multiple hallways as fast as I could and I did the first thing that I could think to do, which was to hide in a locker." Tweek POV
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Rigby and the Hole by Kung-Fu MarioMan reviews
UPDATE 8/17/13 - I decided to re-write most of the story. It's done. Rigby falls into a dark hole and meets a man who's desperate for food, and wants to eat him.
Regular Show - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Rigby, OC - Complete
Hankey by CuriousRuby reviews
Butters finds Kenny all beat up and battered on the street.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Hetalia Craigslist Ads by mysoxlike2party reviews
The Hetalia characters post their ads on Craigslist.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011
Tease by SebbyCiel5927 reviews
Sebastian always teases Ciel, and Ciel is quite sick of it. What will happen when Ciel will try to tease his butler back? BoyxBoy, yaoi, hints of sex, so if you don't like it, turn around NOW. And I also don't own Kuroshitsuji.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
American Slave by CallMeFreakFujiko reviews
Alfred (USA) was kidnapped and forced into slavery. Ludwig (Germany) bought him with the full intention of breaking the American down to the point where he wouldn't even breathe without permission. Even though there were a few more "obstacles" in succeeding this, besides Alfred's strong pride. Angsty..? Warnings before every chapter. Kind-of a sequel to "Unbroken." Includes PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 80,712 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Germany, America - Complete
Cleaning Out My Closet by X180 reviews
A monologue between Craig and Tweek as they explore his increasingly awkward closet. Crack and Creek!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
G'day Mate! by PenChick reviews
"What would happen if..." America tells a joke at a world meeting. I don't even know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Australia, New Zealand, America - Complete
Hands by Madcow5678 reviews
They always say you can tell a lot about a person from their hands. Carol McCormick didn't believe any of it till she took a look at hers. Oneshot. McCormick centric.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2013
Cracking The Ice by anti-viper reviews
Ice King attempts to turn his beard into a snowcone, at which point he and Gunter are visited by that hateable jerk-butt Magic Man, who causes his usual havok. (This is some of the weirdest crack I've ever written, if not the weirdest)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Ice King, Gunter, Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Marshall and Gumball by adventuretimewithfionaandcake reviews
Marshall confesses his feelings for Gumball. After admitting he feels the same, Gumball tried to get rough for Marshall but is overpowered by the vampire's strength.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball
Don't Go in the Water! by Smenzer reviews
Sebastian's plan to teach Ciel how to swim is goofed up by Grell's idea of entertainment. How will the demon get Ciel into the water and can the reapers help? Oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Innocent Drag Queen by Meltinginthedark reviews
Butters decides to dress as a female named Lori to try and get his crush (and bully) to fall in love with him. The plan seems perfect, no? It isn't long before things fall...How will Butters deal with the downfall and how will his love, Kenny, deal with the stress? Rated M for a reason Kiddies! Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Case of the Missing Nation by pupeez4eva reviews
It all started the day Germany went 'missing.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Japan, America - Complete
Poor Boy and Matchmaker Extraordinaire by MousyNona reviews
Kenny McCormick is always the odd one out. But that's exactly what his friends need: a little outside help when coming out of the closet. Creek, Style, one-sided Cartyle, Tyde, main pairing Bunny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,713 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Hair by X180 reviews
Tweek gets a hat to cover his hair. Craig is furious. Cute, fluffy, little Creek Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Bathroom Humor by VagabondAngel94 reviews
What happens when America and England get trapped in a bathroom at a party at France's house. Rated M. UkUs UsUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2013 - America, England/Britain
Lemon Flavored Ice Cream by Makolin808 reviews
Ice King realizes that he can't net a princess because what he's actually after is... a prince! Lemongrab/Ice King WARNING: THINGS GET VERY HOT AND SPICY! (SMUT!)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2013 - [Ice King, Earl of Lemongrab] - Complete
The BTT's Awesome Guide to Parenting by PsychotiCaptain reviews
Spain, France, and Prussia are going to teach you all about the most awesome ways to raise a child, with the help of some friends, of course. Rated T for cursing and France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 48,780 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Complete
Ghost Hand Blues by Merry Miss Sue reviews
Craig, Clyde, and Token set out to search for a haunted house, eat some weird sandwiches, and almost die.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Clyde D. - Complete
Hazelnut Coffee by X180 reviews
Tweek forgot his coffee money. Good thing Craig bought some... But he drank it so Tweek's going to have to find another way to get a taste of coffee. CREEK. ONESHOT. REVISION.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Salutation of the Secret Kind by The TV Light reviews
Silly little drabble about Romano meeting America at the airport. Romerica.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, America - Complete
Not The Messiah (He's A Very Naughty Boy!) by Wensleydale Cheddar reviews
Stan wakes up on Saturday morning and notices a crowd gathered behind his window, calling him their lord and saviour. What possible events have led to such circumstances? Birthday fic for NoseBridgePinch. Beta-read by John-SP150
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Annie P., Stan M. - Complete
Shirtless and Fat and Crying in Hell by 4pollos reviews
The apocalypse comes to South Park Middle School, and Kyle is pissed. Style.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Snow Army! by kierkieren reviews
Christmas fic. 2D pulls a prank on Murdoc for messing with him, and results in a hilarious Gorillaz family christmas!
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/21/2012 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
Worth It by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
Alfred and Ivan are foster parents to three rambunctious but lovable children, Arthur, Francis, and their newest addition Toris. Things can get a little crazy, but it's totally worth it. However, what happens when they are asked to take in one more child? Rusame AU COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,581 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - America - Complete
Boys Like You Love Me Forever by scarlettshazam reviews
Kenny convinces Stan and Kyle to join him on a night out clubbing, only to discover that one Butters Stotch works as a dancer at his favorite club. They catch up, and might just find the start of something good. Bunny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
A Shade of Pink by MunchyLevelShenanigans reviews
School AU: Alfred wants to know how to make the always stoic Ludwig blush in order to gain some revenge. -America X Germany-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [America, Germany] - Complete
Caught On Camera by angel-of-gryffindor reviews
Sick and tired of people not believe he dies and comes back Kenny forces Butters to film it. Short n sweet summery, hopefully better than it sounds. Bunny, kinda Style (if you squint) sex, suicide mentioned, violence, deaths mentioned. Plz enjoy and R&R. p.s. have put as complete but may add more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Italy is a pussy by PeNzRcOoL reviews
Some fluff between Germany and Italy. meant to be a one-shot, but I might add more if I feel like it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Matter of Size by cheshirejin reviews
How did they end up on the subject of penis size at the world conference in the first place?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Sweden, Finland
Father Son Talk by Angelic Guardian reviews
Stan and Randy have an extremely awkward conversation. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Stan M., Randy M. - Complete
Stan Marshmallow by NoseBridgePinch reviews
How many puns can you make off the name Stan Marsh? It becomes the game of the day for the boys of South Park Elementary. Stan The Man does not count.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Stan M., Butters S. - Complete
What happens when by yaoiotaku18 reviews
Yeah, I tried before and failed, quite miserably. Anyway...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2012 - America, England/Britain
Mr Austria and the GPS by lithugraph reviews
It was a gift. Just a harmless, well-intentioned gift. Germany could not have foreseen the consequences... Warnings: crack-filled romance and plot with AustriaxGermany, and Prussia makes an appearance too. Rated T for, what else, language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Austria, Germany - Complete
Death brain by hyperempathie reviews
Dylan liked to think he was kinda fucked up. His family was okay, he had no traumatic experiences, but he was still kind of weird. He liked sitting alone in his dark room, writing and drawing and throwing darts at his wall. He liked to think the world was fucked up, too. Not like him, not like them. The world fucked them over. Repeatedly.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
Top by kawaiiswag40 reviews
When Butters couldn't stand his parents any more, he simply buried himself in dirty thoughts of Kenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
A Tale of Two Shut Ins by mysoxlike2party reviews
Prussia and Romano have both become shut-ins, spending their Friday nights taking pictures of themselves and reading god-awful trilight. Suck at summary, doesn't this sound interesting enough? Got some GerIta and Prumano up in this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano
Not Feeling Well by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
Unfortunately England always seems to fall sick at the most inconvenient times. Thankfully there's always someone around to take care of him though. Various nations taking care of a sick Arthur! R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - England/Britain
The British Gentlemen by frozenpixie reviews
Alfred Jones, psychiatric assistant, only has one patient left to see before he grabs his customary McDonalds and heads home to kill some aliens on his computer. But this patient turns out to have a little more to him than meets the eye. Oneshot, humour.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Dirty Truth by Englandaru reviews
This fanfiction is disgusting. That is all. Hetalia is not mine THANK GOODNESS, or /this/ would have happened M for grossness. REVEIW. PLEASE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Facebook Official by ricetard reviews
Everyone in South Park has a Facebook. Then again, who doesn't? Contains Stan/Kyle, Butters/Kenny, Craig/Tweek, Damien/Pip, Phillip/Terrance and a few onesided pairings xD CRACK, oneshot, slash, romance, etc.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
South Park Likes This by ricetard reviews
Everyone in South Park has a Facebook. Seriously. / Mostly gen, contains Style, Bunny and other random crack pairings. Like, REALLY random. Oneshot. Facebook fic!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Miss-Hirokins.x reviews
When Finny has a nightmare from the past, Bard comforts him. Bard/Finny oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Baldroy, Finnian
The Brunch Club by HelloLucario reviews
The kids of South Park are in detention, with nothing to do, and everything to learn about each other. Parody of the movie The Breakfast Club.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S.
What's in Those Blasted Burgers? by Bird of Dreams reviews
This was definitely not what England had in mind after he took a bite out of America's burger. Companion fic to "A Burger a Day"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Burger a Day by Bird of Dreams reviews
What happens when America doesn't get to eat his daily burger? The other nations find out the hard way...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sleep by Chapt3rFour reviews
Matsuda is curious about where and when L sleeps, and is determined to find out. Slight Matsuda/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
In Which America Wants Germany's Pants by Deanstiel's Daughter reviews
(ONESHOT, WARNING CRACKFIC!) America gets beaten up by Germany again and wants to know what the source of his power is? America determines it's his leather pants and decides to steal them...with the Allies help!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Germany, America - Complete
Can I Smell Yo Dick? by Adeline-Eveline reviews
Germany believes Italy is cheating on him. How far will he go to discover the truth? CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Oh My God, They Killed Kira! by GavsEvans123 reviews
Eric Cartman becomes Kira. May the Super Best Friends help us all.
Crossover - South Park & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Eric Cartman, Ryuk - Complete
EZones by America's Nantucket reviews
USUK and UKUS E-Zone touching. England wonders what that strange curl on America's head is for, so he goes and grabs it when he's sleeping. America wants to know about England's bushy eyebrows so he touches them when he's sleeping. Rated T for mild Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - America, England/Britain
A Little TLC by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
When America catches the bug going around, who steps up to be there for him? ...Well don't everyone jump in at once. Rated T for some language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/4/2012 - China, America - Complete
Cartman is Pregnant by mcfishie reviews
Butters gets religious and discovers Cartman is carrying the second coming of Jesus.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
Twice the man! by traumschwinge reviews
Shower-sex without much of a plot. As usual, Hungary tops. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Austria, Hungary
Of Love and Lingerie by MollyAppleBloom reviews
Here he was. Victoria's secret. Buying lingerie of all things. Can Ludwig face his embarrassment in a this store to buy something sexy for Feliciano? Rated M for later chapters and adult themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
The 12 Days of Prussia by Wo-Ai-Ni-Aru reviews
Germany's trials and trubulations of having Prussia as a brother. SO MUCH CRACK. T for paranoia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The Invisible Chair by IrisTheFlower reviews
Matthew was almost done with college. Just one thing was blocking his way. The final exam. His professor, instead, gave his class an essay on how to convince him his chair was invisible. Matthew knew exactly what to do. AU. T for Romano/Lovi's bad mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Canada - Complete
Stockholm Sydrome Стокгольмский синдром by shutupmidnight reviews
Based around WW2 not ment to have any kind of proper hard history but has things here and there, Prussia is moved into Russia's house where he slowly looses himself to the persona of Kaliningrad. Rated M for a reason. Russia x Prussia,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,323 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
L And Light's Awkward Position by animefreaksrus reviews
L wanted cake so badly, that he caused him and Light to be tied up together... in a most disturbing way. Yes, I was kinky when I wrote this. . Oneshot!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Light's Surprise by animefreaksrus reviews
When L enters his and Light's room, Light Yagami has a surprise for the detective. ONESHOT
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Morning Routine by gypsywriter135 reviews
Everyone has a morning routine. Prussia's is just better than everyone else's.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Prussia - Complete
Pumped up kicks by LuvKyleAndStan reviews
A 15 year old Butters is constantly bullied and humiliated. Then one night he finds something in his daddy's box of fun things. What happens when he takes it to school the next day? Rated for violence and language. ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Butters S., Bebe S. - Complete
What a Beautiful World can be Seen by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
One day after a conference Italy comes up to America and requests to paint him. America agrees, only to find out that Italy likes his subjects nude. Coitus and ahoge-abuse ensue. AmeIta, deanon from kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/5/2011 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Insomniac Beauty by Amberr-Ink reviews
It goes to show that not everything, or everyone, is as they seem. That doesn't go to say that that's a bad thing. Short, sweet, and rather fluffy. Might turn into a series of drabbles in the future. Creek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Italy's Car by mysoxlike2party reviews
Germany agrees to help fix Italy's old car. Who knew fixing a car could get so erotic? Well, erotic in Italy's dirty mind
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
Hair Straighteners by LiechLiet reviews
Poland leaves his hair straighteners at Italy's house - guess what happens. One minor swear word.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Buzz by gypsywriter135 reviews
Ludwig comes home to find his brother engaged in an interesting past-time...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Prussia's Jiggling Pubic Hair by shinattyjizzrainbows reviews
The most random, short, retarded little confusing drabble things you will ever read. CRACKNESS. multiple pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America, Russia
Family Time! by fanaticfanfictionwriter reviews
France is a pervert, England tries to keep everything going smoothly, Canada becomes a victim and America tries to put a children's puzzle together. Oh and they all try to survive England's cooking...Rated T for innuendos and France. Franada and USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
IN WHICH Canada Loses Quebec: Blame America by Victoria Hughes reviews
If America's glasses are Texas, Canada's glasses are Quebec. America is a doofus, nobody loves Canada - including Quebec, French jokes, and bros being bros.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
13 Steps by Aries Vincere reviews
When you've known someone for so long, how do you define love without crumbling everything around you? Mordecai x Margaret, Mordecai x Rigby
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,780 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
WHOOSH by ThexFifthxAlice reviews
Magical hair curls, ninja Spain, pants on Mars, 'volcanoes', and wonderful times on France's lawn. Oh my...Summary phail!. Just read it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Model Lover by Yuuki-Ravna reviews
Sebastian is an internationally renown model and Ciel is an orphan with a dark past. One chance meeting and two worlds meet. What will happen when the enigmatic man decides to keep the boy? Yaoi, SxC, AU, Shota rated M for later chapters
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,975 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Looking Deeper by 19TheAwesomeness97 reviews
Everyone always assumes that America is stupid, dense, and annoying. What if their assumption was completely wrong? What if America was even smarter then they were? That all his actions were part of a huge plan? Evil!America! One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/13/2011 - America - Complete
The Grocery Store by MoonlightNinja55 reviews
All England wanted to do was take a simple trip to the grocery store and get some tea. Was that so much to ask? WAS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? Apparently so.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
The Brownie Incident by natcat5 reviews
The reason there are no longer snacks allowed in World Meetings. Because while Canada makes great pancakes, his brownies are not to be trusted. WARNINGS inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Tomatoes by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
America/S.Italy. All Lovino wanted to do was stay at home and watch TV. But NO, he has to go grocery shopping for his stupid brother and idiotic cousin. It's there where he meets a cute worker who ends up saving the most beautiful tomato he's ever seen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, America - Complete
Plastic Minions by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Prussia loves conquering of any sort. Sometimes that meant playing with plastic figurines and sometimes that meant playing with Canada. "Gilbert," Canada sighed, "What have I told you about total world domination?" One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Persnickety by Qindarka reviews
"See? A book. A fictional book. And there are gnomes in here, Tweek, I'll bet you anything, and that just proves they're nothing more than imagination." SLASHish CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Bubble Bath by Towelket reviews
Little Ludwig gets to keep his older brother all to him self!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Breaking out of the Closet by Car reviews
“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
Piknik by SKSM reviews
Drabble. Hiszpania zabiera Romano na piknik przy zachodzie słońca. Hiszpania/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - Polish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/20/2009 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Singing In the Rain by JoyHeart reviews
Craig is at Tweek's house in the middle of the night. It's raining and neither can sleep, so they go for a walk. A song stalks them. Some slash at the end. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Devils Treasures Yield No Pleasures by Meowth's Toon Dragon reviews
After hearing about Russell's seeking of a legendary treasure, Lifty and Shifty tag along with him and a select crew in hopes of getting rich quick..... but what they encounter....... is evil beyond all reason.....
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009
Odd Jobs by PinkPlagueRat reviews
What happens when times are tough for the HTF's ? They'll have to leave the life of all fun and get a job! What kind of jobs will they get? How will it go wrong? What kind of funny things will they do? Read to find out. Reveiw!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,966 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009
Invisalign by randomlvr1 reviews
Rest assured - braces are not just painful, they're kinky, too. That makes up for it, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Canadian Hamburger by Rikax4502 reviews
AU. Alfred finds out that he's actually Canadian.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo by Determined reviews
While trying to order coffee, Canada's attempts are thwarted by idiots...resulting in his patience and sarcasm running dry. Deadpanning has never been so deadly. *Just ask America*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Canada - Complete
Be gone, Satan! by Tweek'd reviews
Title will be explained in story, Lol. TweekxButters. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Butters S., Tweek T. - Complete
Butters QuEEEEEEEEEEEEEzno's Incident by brokenxhearted91 reviews
butters gets horrific diarrhea from queeeeznos
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Raising the Bar by Meowth's Toon Dragon reviews
When his plans to get the HTFs some cold drinks on a hot day goes wrong... he tries a DIFFERENT way to quench their thirst.... Originally done by Handyman34
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Craig, Leader of the Lawn Gnomes by Seaouryou reviews
Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
South Park Makes You Gay by Seaouryou reviews
Stan wants to know what turned him gay. Kyle just wanted to eat his lunch.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Eating Out Of House and Home by Meowth's Toon Dragon reviews
What happens when Lifty and Shifty try to pull one over on the Mole? Pure chaos!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
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Series of Embarrassing Events reviews
Stories revolving around our favorite Hetalians and omorashi First up: Kuma
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2014
Sunday Picnic Mishaps reviews
Oliver has planned the perfect day in the park with a picnic for his family. Nothing can go wrong today, right? Not quite. Contains omorashi and 2p Face family
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Senilitis reviews
Prussia has an awesome prank idea which ends up turning the nations into seniors. And we're not talking about the high school kind here
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Prussia, Germany
Unicornitopia
Join the nations in their unicornitastic adventures. Rainbows will be farted, Skittles will be cried, cotton candy will be shat and fluttering of lashes will make babies laugh. But most importantly fabulousness will prevail!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2014 - America, Poland
England Lays Down the Law reviews
Sadistic England punishes Colonial America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2014 - England/Britain, America