Imitation of Life
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Joined 11-26-03, id: 494089
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.
So I fixed my computer; I can upload stuff again! *does a happy dance* Technically, though, I didn't fix it... I had to buy a new computer. :S This is not the way to go if you can avoid it...

I love reviewers! It makes my day when I have some reviews in my inbox! So review! Go ahead, make my day! (heh, heh)

I also love slash. I don't have a single pen name without a slash story under it... I'm terrible that way.

I'm officially writing again. After the hellish bit of my life that kept me from writing anything, I'm back on track as far as finishing "The Cow Crows At Midnight". To all you Sirius/Sev fans out there, though, I have to apologize: as of now, "Why Can't You See What I See" is ABANDONED.

I think I'm going to move onto writing more oneshots after I finish up "Cow", one because they're fun and two because I'm too damn lazy to write anything else.

So here's a little about me. I'm a teenager from Michigan. I'm short (only a little over 5' but not quite 5'1"), and I like to cook. And I have hair. (clarification: IT'S ON MY HEAD.)

I know that's not an ordinary comment, but believe me, this is not ordinary hair. My hair looks like Linda Rondstat on a bad hair day during about 95% humidity. It causes much pain and trauma in my life, and is most of the motivation behind anything remotely angsty I might ever have written.

The IM screen name up there, by the way, isn't for AOL; it's for MSN.

Another thing I should point out before (or perhaps after. whatever) you read my stories is that I overuse commas, like, it's, the, last, day, on, earth. Seriously, I am the biggest comma-whore you'll ever meet. So if you catch me whoring commas, let me know in a review or something and I'll get right on that. (Although I don't know how you would word that other than "HEY! COMMA WHORE! YOU'RE WHORING COMMAS AGAIN!")

Well, if I haven't convinced you that I'm pretty much insane by now, here's a couple quotes.

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

"Sit on my face and tell me you love me."

"It's dead."
"It's not dead!"
"It most certainly is! This... is an ex-parrot!"
"It's PINING for the FJORDS."

"Little Orphan Annie. The only thing in the world that could possibly have pulled me away from electric sex, gleaming in the window."

So. I have a blog. ( I'd appreciate it if you'd swing by... you might experience a lot of what makes some of my stories so... unique. Leave a comment or two and what do you know? you've made a friend for life.

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Wacky Wednesday by Dakota Reynolds reviews
Harry’s diversion walked through the room and planted itself in his lap. Its name was Draco Malfoy. Cue raunchy music. HPDM Warning: Very much slash, very much rated R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I'm Sure You'll Contract My Disease by siriusblackatemybaby reviews
Set in Year 6. Funny how when you find your most hated student on the ground, grinning like a maniac and bleeding all over the place, you suddenly begin to like him. A Snape and Harry bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,790 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Yes, Master Malfoy by HPF88 reviews
Ginny needs a job. As she was reading the new paper she stubbles across an add for a maid job, posted by Julie Baker. Mrs. Baker needs an extra maid for her grandson who will be living with her for the summer. Who is her grandson? The one and only Dra
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,241 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Queer Eye for the Snape Guy by ShagsTheDustmop reviews
COMPLETE! - The Fab 5 have come to Hogwarts to give Snape a much needed makeover. Will Harry, Ron, and Hermione live to regret this prank? Not to be confused with Cyane Snape's later, independent story with the same title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Forbidden Feelings by limited sanity reviews
Remus is back at Hogwarts, but strange things are happening to Severus Snape. Will Remus be able to save him? I really suck at summary, but PLEASE! Give it a chance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Severus S.
Sometimes by Liebling reviews
‘ He’d see her at the foot of his bed and proclaim: “Bloody Sunday.” And that made her giggle. But it was just a bit of talking . . . just a bit of talking . . .’ (RW&HG)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Remembered by WitchGirl reviews
Sequel to “The Forgotten,” though one does not have to read that to understand this. What happens when a nosey reporter finds out Holly’s secret? And what happens when she’s not the only one who found out…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,403 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002 - George W.
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Sleep To Dream Her reviews
It started, Ron thinks, around the time Hermione dyed her hair. RonHermione. I like this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Cobwebs reviews
What's your favorite part of nighttime, Malfoy?" "Fireflies." Harry and Draco serve a detention down by the river. Slight slash. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Why Can't You See What I See? reviews
Sirius and Severus have to work together, and end up discovering more about each other than they'd ever thought. Not slash- yet. Read and review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,658 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S.
The Way You Look Tonight reviews
Sirius wakes Remus up one night. SLASH! It's a very loose PG-13, by the way. Review and I'll love you forever!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.