Author has written 5 stories for D.Gray-Man, Giver, Radio Dramas, and Boy In the Striped Pajamas.
WELCOOOME TO THE PROFILE OF THE WHITE ROSSSSSSSSSE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
sorry anyway i'm OVER 9000 years old and live in the State of Pancakes.
If you are looking at my profile: HI check out my friend Connor's new website if you like Welcome to Night Vale at http://jeb300.wix.com/nantak-productions
my favorite anime's include : D .Gray man , Home tutor hitman reborn, D.N angel , Mahou shoujo madoka magica , RWBY ,Yozakura quartet , Letter b , kamichama karin , Pandora hearts, Aikatsu , 07 Ghost , Hunter x Hunter , Fantasista doll , Hakkenden : eight dogs of the east , Makai ouji : devil and realist , all the rozen maidens , Uta no prince sama , Day break illusion , Shigenki no kyojin , Akb0048 , The severing crime edge , Angel beats , Arcana famiglia , Kuroshitsuji , 11 eyes , Accelerated world , Bleach , Sword art online and more that i forgot about.
Favorite pairings : Allen walker x Tyki mikk
Allen walker x Rhode kamelot
Neah walker x Millenium earl
Krad x Daisuke niwa
Nagisa motomiya x Chieri sono
Oz vezzalius x Alice
and many others ...
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
"This dude punched Hitler, say something and don't look stupid." Deadpool
"Holy crap, you actually spoke words this time."- Deadpool
"I became insane, with long horrible intervals of sanity." -Edgar Allen Poe
"This is us. The five nuts right there." "Which one is me?" "The little deformed one right there." Shut up." -Percy Jackson and friends.
"This is SPARTA!" -Leonidas. 300
"Now, GIVE ME YOUR MILK MONEY!!!" -Deadpool
"What's that? You say you want to blow me up with a rocket launcher? Get in line! There are other people out there that want to kill me in more creative ways!!!!!!
"Well F*-a-doodle-do. My mouth says F*K YOU!"
"Water. Keeps life alive, makes up three fourths of our bodies, and the cleanest way to kill someone... What it's true."
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutley no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.
What 2 DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED!!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
16. Fill water ballons up with jello & throw them at high school kids
17. Spit off a bridge over passing traffic
18. When someone taps you on the shoulder, sway and fall over, dead
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.
All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:
"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!" "I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' " "I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling." "I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret." "Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!" "I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort." "I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month." "I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord." "I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape." "I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book." "I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' " "I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." "I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office." "I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' " "Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda." "I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class" "If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm." "I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand." "I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing." "I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens." "I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals." "I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween" "I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton." "I will not tell Hermione to S.P.E.W again"
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you beat them
Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise
If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat
There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber
List your twelve favourite KHR Characters in no particular order:
1. Giotto Vongola
3. HDWM Tsunayoshi Sawada
4. Byakuran Gesso
5. Tsunayoshi Sawada
6. Otona Lambo
7. Hibari Kyouya
8. Gokudera Hayato
11. Mukuro Rokudo
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
YES YES YES Alot of SPICY.
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Figuring how the hell it happened
4) Do you recall any fanfics about nine?
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
No just no
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
five/ten. YAOI FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve 'going at IT?
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
Enma never realised just how much he loved tsuna was until that fateful day...
9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
Never seen it but since it is yaoi it must exist.
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fanfic?
20 isn't so bad after all.
11) Does any of your friends read three?
12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
14) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fanfic, what would the warning be?
Crack and Yaoi
15) When was the last time you read a fanfic about Five?
16) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."
Giotto and Hibari are in a happy relationship until Hibari runs off with Byakuran. Giotto broken hearted has a hot one-night stand with Mukuro and a brief unhappy affair with Xanxus, then follows the wise advice of Tsuna and finds true love with HDWM Tsuna. (i can see the seme already =)
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