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Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

SHIPS:

Clace

Percabeth

Caleo

Sizzy

Malec

Wessa

Romitri

Meme

NOTE:
Hawiian Vaction is discontinued. I would delete it but I like to look back and remember how horrible i used yo write.

ANGELS is my main focus right now which means that Letters to Annabeth is on HIATUS. I know where I'm taking it but I really want to focus on Angels write now.

PLease remember that it will not be about the VS angels i will not even write about them.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: Very funny!!

Raise your hand if you've done any of these things. If so, I'm very proud of you!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist

Funny quotes people say:

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day we will look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

God created man-THEN had a better idea!

Your year book picture still haunts me.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you?

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Jesus saves. Passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!!

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!"

They never suspect the short one.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?

I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.

Tu madre. You just got burnt in spanish.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

It's okay pluto. I'm not a planet either.

Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme?

If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

Wanna hear a joke? ...miley cyrus.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicatd. Haven't they met themselves?

Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.

At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep huh?

Making us all wish we were blind:Speedo.

Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades.

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

I ROCK! Guitar hero told me.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Hell is full of musical amateurs

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

-sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

God must love stupid people...he made so many

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

Boys break our hearts, so why don't we break their necks?

When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?

Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?

I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (Yeah and they probably start it too..)

RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur!

Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”.

Ne the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap she's up!”

They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine!

Only You!... can help me hide the bodies!

I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

When I die, I'm going to haunt the HELL out of you people!

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

"Oh? Paper beats rock? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"

"Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?"

knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Don't attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."

"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."

"A panda eats, shoots, and leaves... Or... A panda eats shoots and leaves." YOU'VE GOTTA' LOVE GRAMMAR!!

Good friend vs. Best friend:

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, Stupid, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

GOOD FRIENDS are for a few years, BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR LIFE. My best friend is insane, if yours is too then copy this onto your profile

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan:

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day.

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actually be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an super-powerful god living inside you.

Vegetarians are Satyrs in disguise.

With great power comes a great need to take a nap.

Paradises are places that can get you killed.

Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.

Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust.

Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.

Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.

You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.

Say hello to pink poodles.

Even heroes drool in their sleep.

Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.

It's possible for god to be named Fred.

Copy and paste if you think Percabeth should be added to the dictionary.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way

to the top
of the tree.

Quotes:

-Demigod Files

You know how teachers tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke.

-The Throne of Fire

Hindenburg came to more of a farting halt

The Mark of Athena

Whenever Percy stopped by to see her, she was so lost in thought that the conversation went something like this:

Percy: "Hey, how's it going?"

Annabeth: "Uh, no thanks."

Percy: "Okay . . . have you eaten anything today?"

Annabeth: "I think Leo is on duty. Ask him."

Percy: "So my hair is on fire."

Annabeth: "Okay. In a while."

If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 99% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DON'T DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 0.5% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 1%

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you hate Mary Sues, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (It touched mine. So I posted it.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Pick up 24 condoms then drop them into random peoples carts

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much weirdo?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, FOREST RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME'!!
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and tickling me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once!- Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does.

40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Of Corporate Scandals by bookworlders reviews
Secrets. Affairs. Paparazzi. Escapes. Manhattan, Brooklyn, the Upper East Side. Hidden hotels. Penthouses. Meddlesome parents. Scheming colleagues. Money. Riches. Welcome to the world of corporate scandals. Percabeth Workplace AU. [not abandoned! currently being revised! 6/9/22]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 63,660 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Baby Theory by awesome-sadist reviews
Aphrodite is pissed at the slow romance progress of her favorite Demigod couple so she takes it upon herself to help push the dense idiots to get together ASAP. And oh boy, she's going to do it baby-style. Will the Goddess ever succeed?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,548 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Preyna Will Prevail by Reyxa reviews
Percy and Reyna are stuck in the endless void that is love. Follow their journey of awkwardness, jealousy, fluff, arguments, death, and more hardships.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,289 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/12/2019 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Percy J., Reyna R.
A Wise Seaweed Plan by Agent Astro Zombie reviews
Percy, was surprised to know he have a sister and by his dad's order,she was to live with him. Emily was surprised to discover her dad was still alive and demanding for her to live with her brother, so she convinces her friend Annabeth to pretend to be her and live with her brother in NYC. As the two strangers meet, past are uncovered, memories are revealed, and perhaps even love?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 245,455 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 5/3/2019 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Homecoming by GoGreen43 reviews
Percy Jackson- Teen hottie, and famous singer. Annabeth Chase- Not so regular NY girl with not so regular problems. What happens when the two lives collide?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 78,570 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children by The Artemis reviews
Percy Jackson isn't like other teens. His reflexes are crazy fast. He enrolls into Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children, a school for kids with exceptional abilities. There he meets the popular Annabeth Chase, whose ability is a secret to the student body. As they start to uncover Goode's many secrets, they find themselves getting pulled in deeper and deeper. -Percabeth-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,404 - Reviews: 4301 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 2,848 - Updated: 9/5/2018 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Behind the Mask by E.Okami reviews
Percy always hid his real self behind a facade but what if he wasn't convincing enough? Annabeth Chase, his long time rival turned crush, may have figured him out? How will this new experience change him?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,309 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Demigod High School by The Princess of Stars reviews
Annabeth just arrrived to Goode High School. Her life changes as she meets Percy Jackson. Their friendship grows really fast. What will happen when Athena and Poseidon find out that their kids are in love with each other? LONG ONE-SHOT! SORRY!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,400 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Twist in Rivalry by GeekAtWork19 reviews
Percy falls for a girl despite discovering that she's the daughter of the President a.k.a his dad's political rival. Will they fight for their love? Or will everything they fight for end as a tragedy? A "Romeo and Juliet"-themed plot filled with your favourite ship, Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,985 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Out of the Woods by Phrontistery reviews
19 year-old Percy Jackson finds himself stealing from the beautiful, alluring, and powerful Annabeth Chase, who happens to be the daughter of a multi-billionaire. When they cross paths again, he almost slips and tells her what the money was for- or who it was for. As Percy struggles to keep the weekly ransom a secret as well as pay for it, he also finds himself falling in love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,488 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
It Couple in Trouble by Mischievous Little Owl reviews
*Sequel to Starstruck in Hollywood* Percy and Annabeth's relationship is going fine. Katherine wants to pursue acting in shows. Peter is far away in New York. What about their relationship? Is it still going strong ? Maybe. But, what's to expect. Especially when you're in the limelight. And since the paparazzi think that you're a great gossip story, troubles won't end that easily.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,171 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Box of Crayons by connorstoll reviews
Because of a box of crayons, Percy and Annabeth are best friends for life. They share their food, their secrets, even each other's first kiss. All of a sudden, Percy's move causes their fairy tale friendship to splinter and rain clouds to appear. But when the green-eyed boy comes back, will everything remain back to the way it was? Percabeth. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,238 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Playing The Player by Ramblesx reviews
"Here's the game, Percy. We date. We hold hands. The first person that falls in love with the other loses." Annabeth Chase has had enough of the player of the school, Percy Jackson. But trying to play someone you're already in love with proves to be difficult. And as they both try to come to terms with their feelings, she discovers that Percy Jackson has a lot to hide. (NO SEQUEL)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 229,681 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
What Life Brings by daughterofposeidonhere reviews
Percy is the school's most popular guy; Annabeth is the new girl. New beginnings, friendships, falling in love, getting hurt, reaching your dreams. What will happen with these two on their journey through their Junior year? Please read and review. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,484 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Flawless by Mr. Invincible reviews
Percy's been trying to get Annabeth's attention all evening, but Annabeth being Annabeth, she's entirely focused on her crossword puzzle. When she asks Percy for help with a word, what she expected wasn't a sweet, adorable response from her boyfriend.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
What You See Is Not What You Get by EscapingToTheBooks reviews
Annabeth, the sweet, golden girl? Nope, she's far from that. After losing most of her family at age 8, she was put into the uncaring foster system. Now 16, her new foster parent is the strictest yet. Annabeth is still reluctant to change her rebelious ways that she's had to adopt. Even when the stubborn, ocean-eyed boy becomes annoyingly curious about her. Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 89,301 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
How Deep is the River by Empatheia reviews
The one in which Annabeth builds Reyna a house.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Annabeth C., Reyna R.] - Complete
An Unforgettable Summer by Just Another Wise Girl reviews
Annabeth Chase goes on a summer vacation with her family & friends on a beautiful island off of the Miami coast. Little does she know that she'll meet Percy Jackson; one of the gorgeous islanders. Will this be a summer that both of them will want to remember forever? Or will they just do everything in their power to try to forget? PJO & HOO characters, Percabeth, Thalico, & Jasper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,900 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Nico A., Thalia G.] - Complete
Stranded by GoGreen43 reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Grover, Nico, and Juniper are all Stranded on a island after being the only survivors on a plane crash. They have to put aside differences. Figure out how to stop a scary looking creature. And most of all: Survive. All Human
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,258 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Another Way To Say That I Don't Need Rachel Dare by iampercyjackson'swife reviews
Percy tries to convince Annabeth that he doesn't like Rachel. But, Annabeth doesn't want Rachel to be around anymore, and become jealous about how much time Percy is spending time with Rachel. Percabeth. A bit OOC and no flames please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
7 Years later by Puckabrina-Percabeth-Fax101 reviews
Percy and Annabeth haven't seen each other in seven years! So what happens when they meet up at the beach one day? Why is Annabeth acting so strange? Why is Percy fainting? And-wait, who's Jake?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,124 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Youtube, Metube, and Percytube by bordeaux cookies reviews
It all started with Thalia posting a video of Annabeth on youtube singing one of Percy Jackson's songs - a teen celeb who's out to match that voice to a face. By chance, 'Peter' and Annabeth meet at 230-Fifth. But what'll happen from there? Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,391 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Hawaii by thepercabethfreakx3 reviews
Annabeth's going with her family to Hawaii on vacation. Percy is going with his friends to Hawaii as a graduation present. Major Percabeth to come! NO GODS. ALL HUMAN!Better than summary!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,679 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Life Of Percabeth by waldork reviews
Percabeth after the book The Last Olympian. Plenty of fluff!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Percabeth After The Last Olympian Fluff by cookiesforlove reviews
Our favorite couple after TLO! Kisses, hugs, dates, jealousy, love, Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,618 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Friendly Love by luckyducky516 reviews
Percy and Annabeth have always been best friends. But what happens when they fall in love? Rated T for swearing and alcohol use.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,195 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Swapped by Helly4Jelly reviews
If our favorite characters Cammie and Zach switched bodies. What would happen? rated T
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Demigods go to Highschool by DragoNik reviews
Pery and Nico finally go to high school after 5 years with their dad. They DON'T know about camp half blood. they meet Annabeth and Thalia. So what will happen? All PJO characters dead are alive. Percabeth and Thalico. This story is obviously AU! Enjoy :D!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,085 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A Last Summer by HAWTgeek reviews
Annabeth and Percy are both held to their duty to their kingdoms,and they are being forced into marriages they do not want.To cheer them up,their parents arranged for Percy to jorney to her kingdom for a last summer.But good comes to he who waits...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,138 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by LetTheWookieWin reviews
AU In a world where there was never a Great Prophecy, sixteen year-old Annabeth Chase is sent to recruit Percy Jackson. Naturally, shenanigans ensue. Hints of Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Your Typical NonDemigod Percabeth Story by dnapolymerase314 reviews
The title says it all, a nutshell of every cliche Percabeth high story you've ever read.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Relationship Game by livelovewrite127 reviews
***Sequel to The Jealousy Game*** Percy and Annabeth are a real couple, but they became a couple by trying to make someone else jealous. Now it seems their relationship becomes inflicted with jealousy at every turn. Will they make it through the rain?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Secrets by GoGreen43 reviews
Bella Swan isn't really what anyone expected. When Edward leaves in New Moon an old freinds decides to visit, bringing her back to Camp Half Blood. When Edward sees Bella again... what will happen? Better summary inside
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,596 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Percy J. - Complete
Artificial Engagement by Akatsuki Child reviews
It was either become a hobo or marry the guy's daughter. He wished he had chosen to become a hobo. "For some reason, I always find myself fantasizing about strangling him to death." Percabeth with mentions of Thuke. AU. OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,398 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
New School by TwinkleLights123 reviews
AU. Annabeth has to move again and this time to Manhattan. She goes to Goode High and meets Percy and his friends. Now her life is filled with drama. Percabeth and sprinkles of other couples. [REMOVED]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Crayons by Akatsuki Child reviews
Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
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Angels reviews
"It's amazing how one person can change someone's entire life, isn't it?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] OC
Letters to Annabeth reviews
Percy and Annabeth had been best friends since they were little. EVerything is perfect in their little universe until Annabeth gets an early acceptence to the school of her dreams Hickory University. Percy writes Annabeth letters but she doesnt always respond. She is to wrapped up in her school. It is nothing like she thought it would be.On top of that her roommate is Alexrange
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] OC
Hawiian Vacation after Giant War reviews
the war with the giants is over and now the demigods think that they deserve a vacation.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013