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Joined 11-27-03, id: 494572, Profile Updated: 07-08-09
Author has written 11 stories for M*A*S*H, X-overs, A-Team, and Strange Days at Blake Holsey High.

First update since 11-23-2008:

Yo! I changed my profile since I'm more awake than usual. Now I don't seem as nuts as I really am. It's still way too long though.

Only three things I've written are finished because I'm lazy, and for some reason I only write when I'm tired so my stuff is not too good. I'll fix it when I'm awake, remember to, and feel like it. Which may be never. It still bothers me, though. Ah, well. I wrote almost everything long ago, so...I don't know what's there. Although, I'm not particularly proud of my unfinished pieces, since, as I said, I wrote them a really long time ago...well, except ILMoMS...that's my baby, but it still needs fixing. I don't know why I won't post the new version.

CAUSALITY: Here's what's going on. I have a lot of entries written, but they are out of order. So, entries are posted every two days, until I need an unwritten or unfinished one, such as #4. Being in school, I do not have unlimited time or brainpower. Plus, these entries need to work between the already-written ones, and have necessary substance. Also, I would like to make each entry a minimum of 1,000 words long. It might take awhile, but I am not ditching this fic. Like I said, it will seem J/L-ish for awhile in part one, but nothing will come of it. The story will get pretty twisty in parts, and I actually have very high expectations for it because some of the later entries are really neat (at least I think so.)

So, ya wanna know about me? You're probably going to regret your curiosity. I am thorough. And I ramble.:

My name is Jillian. I'm 21 (going on 8.) I like history, science, tennis, skiing, art, reading, comedy, politics, theoretical physics, playing Irish tin whistle (pennywhistle,) shiny things, and whatever says "Don't Touch" on it. One of my greatest ambitions is to invent a perfect hoverboard. I Irish dance, but all those years of it didn't make much of a difference...I should have actually practiced. Now my knee's messed up. Joy. Playing tin whistle's my preference, though.

I'm very random.

I overuse parentheses (but not in stories.)

Airplanes are awesome. I have almost no knowledge about them, but they are so cool.

Insanity fascinates me.

I am ultra-conservative-- probably the only republican on this site. Know: never get me started on politics, and Ronald Reagan is my hero.

I blog sometimes about politics, etc., but almost none of the snarky Facebook or Myspace bulletin stuff I do is on my real blog. Frostys and hoverboards, however, are.

I often sing the Greek versions of Disney songs at random. Το λατρεύω!

My dog is my best buddy.

If you are on Myspace and care to be friends with me, I'd like that.

Doo Dah is my nickname. Maybe that should be my penname... hmm.

I keep to myself a lot but when I talk I don't shut up.

I never make promises but I always keep secrets.

I tend to play the passive peacekeeper, but I'm fiercely loyal and sometimes volatile in certain situations.

I am equally right- and left-brained.

My favorite word is "rococo," followed by "espionage" and "muffin."

I like mustard. A lot. No, I don't think you quite understand... I really like it.

I've been told I have an obsession with spheres and a tendency to argue with myself.

When it comes to being mentally unstable, I wrote the book. It's a Klingon/Persian language combination, anagrammed with no vowels. I'd translate but then I'd have to kill you.

I switch between a few favorites and obsessions quite often, which may be reflected here. So far almost everything I've posted is MASH(TV), but that's fading and I got back into The A-Team full force after a five-year hiatus (also fading.) Back to the Future inspiration hits me often, too, and I might try Gilligan's Island, which actually started me on fan fiction (I did do BTTF, but I didn't explain my "whys" well enough. Heh. Another to be fixed.) I've decided I love Strange Days fics, too, but only in the past two years.

My favorite characters to write and read about are Hawkeye and Radar from the show MASH, Murdock from The A-Team, Marty from Back to the Future, and Lucas from Strange Days at Blake Holsey High (Yay science nerds!)

Please review gently if I stink, though I already know it, but at least review! I've been feeling unappreciated again. It makes my day. Yes, I am that lame.

I will update this when I am awake again (which may take awhile but I hope not too long).

I took my "To-Be-Written" list off, because no one really cares. I have a lot of ideas, I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER THEM ALL! AHH! Also some ideas are too piecey, and not whole-story-workable. Yet. Some are just really bad.

I've come up with some good romance stuff, but... I'm just not really into that. Other people would probably really like it but I wouldn't. I love the whole friendship thing, but my stories will probably have nothing past occasional hugging. I don't know why. I came up with a wonderful Murdock/Amy thing (I know...weird) word-for-word, but never typed it. It's just too wrong to me. This stuff just always comes to me at random times and I usually toss them back. (Update: Egads! I actually posted a romance fic! Me! What has my life come to? Why am I sharing this? Did I really just say "egads?" Gaaa! Okay.) For some reason, I support the Josie/Lucas ship. Idunno why. I didn't for a long time. I've just become addicted to it in the last year, maybe. School is destroying my mind.

My to-write list is getting pretty long...I should get going on some of it! I just have severe writer's block. I seem to be just an idea person, not a writer, as two years of nothing posted proves. The ever increasing number of un-started stories is a good example of that too. Of course, when it comes to assignments...no ideas, great writing. Hmm. Actually, if I were able to use a you-talk-it-types thing in the shower...that would be just the thing (rambling.)

I don't even like writing! Just making the stories up in my head. Only this way I can finish them (yeah, right,) hear some good stuff to help my self-esteem (I hope,) provide y'all (my mom wants me to stop saying that) with some entertainment and enjoyment (again, I hope,) and stay sane (sort of) all at once! Yippee!

Okay...I guess that's all for now! ;

Oh, yeah, Everything's being redone, except for "Flights of Fancy" and "Lunch" but even they may be victim to my constant writing perfectionism (Ha.) So, read at your own risk. Haha. Ya, it's all old and bad. I'm serious.

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Hawkeye's Problem by Alonelyhawk reviews
(Rewriting) Korea, Vampires, Comical surgeons with a lust for blood. What more could you need?
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,240 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/3/2004
Brainwave by thesolitary-dragon reviews
Lucas is in an accident and the Science Club members are left to grieve. But nothing is ever as it seems at Black Hole High...
Strange Days at Blake Holsey High - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,097 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Silent Battle by Maraena reviews
The real cost of war isn't measured in numbers. Chapter 18 now posted!Please R&R! ON HOLD INDEFINATELY
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,157 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003
In Memory by MASH-Nut-4077 reviews
I'm not sure where this came from, I'm not sure what it is, and I'm not sure why it's here; but I'd be mighty grateful if you'd review it anyway. :D (Changed a little bit, to fix some grammatical errors and add a few lines so it's not so pathetic :P)
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2004
100 Word Drabbles by TakenHawkeye reviews
A compilation of all my drabbles, with more to come, done in a multi-chaptered format for space purposes. A wide variation of genres, subjects, and characters. Will review all who review me. New: Eleven
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 120 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004
That's my cheese! by Elf-Vulcan reviews
Hawkeye wants some cheese...but Trapper also wants the cheese for his own purposes. By T'Karish.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2004
A Hit by Trivette Lover Heather reviews
During the first days of MASH and the first monthly lecture, Hawkeye and Trapper come to a conclusion...
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Hawkeye P., Trapper M. - Complete
Not a TV show by Kooshball reviews
A street kid from Sydney is sucked into the TV show we all know and love... MASH! Final chapter is now up
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 39,942 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003
Here comes BJ Honneycutt by OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips reviews
Easter during war time.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2004
Fairy Tales by Zixi Rae reviews
Erin tells her father's stories to the other children on the playground
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2004
Jo's War by devan reviews
FINISHED! chapters 14 & 15 posted. please read and review. i want lots of reviews so i can decide where to go now that this story is done.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,299 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Complete
Torment by Trivette Lover Heather reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! Hawkeye suffers from constant nightmares...but no one expects to find what is behind them...
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003
Chess by Neoinean reviews
A chess game in Korea.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2004 - S. Potter, Charles W. - Complete
Nothing He Could Do by MASH-Nut-4077 reviews
The day Radar's radar was late... Complete
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Complete
Superstitious by MASH-Nut-4077 reviews
A one-chapter brainfart about Hawkeye, BJ, Frank, and a cat. Read and review! Complete
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Complete
Files of Degenerates by TakenHawkeye reviews
A typical day of court martial attempts, tricks against Frank, and drinking. Will review all who review me.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2004
Time by MASH-Nut-4077 reviews
I'm not sure what it is. Just... read it? ::Smiles sweetly:: R&R! Complete
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Complete
Like A Stone by MASH-Nut-4077 reviews
Who, me? A SONGFIC? What is this world coming to! Read and Review. :D
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2004
Kid At War by TakenHawkeye reviews
Radar's first night in the 4077th, and his first introduction to Hawkeye and Trapper. Will review all who review me.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2004
Hochstetter's Heroes by L J Groundwater reviews
Major Hochstetter enlists Hogan in a plot to discredit Klink...or is it really Hogan he's after? Response to the Hochstetter challenge. Please R&R. COMPLETE!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,523 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Complete
A Doc and Marty Christmas by Flaming Trails reviews
Some bits of Christmas fluff I BTTFed. Merry Christmas!
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Doc/Dr. Emmett Brown, Marty McFly - Complete
A Very Important Search For A Very Important Thing by Brave New Writer reviews
Another story from my over-worked, under-paid imagination.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/6/2003
A Playin' Doc by Brave New Writer reviews
Parody of Elton John's Crocodile Rock.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2003
The Radar Recordings by ice-blue2 reviews
[Chapter 13 added] A half-century after the Korean conflict, the voice of a young Corporal reaches a young woman determined to solve the mystery of the Recordings.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,923 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003
Dares and Pranks by CharlieCaller reviews
After no wounded arrive for days, Hawkeye invents a dare game to keep the camp amused. Please r/r.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2002
The ATeam by Gypsy Esmerelda reviews
AZ and I cheated on X
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Complete
The Easter Bunny by Nightcrawler1 reviews
Murdock waits for the Easter Bunnyy
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/21/2001
It's Just One of those Days by Shell reviews
Cpt. Claire Morgan, assistant head nurse, gets a new job away from the 4077th in Tokyo. Is there anyway Hawkeye can convince her to come back?
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2000
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Causality reviews
One month after Conclusions, the science club learns just how much they still don't know about what really happened. First entries posted on a whim, which I will probably regret, but I'm way behind and this story is going to be very long. *Major Spoilers!
Strange Days at Blake Holsey High - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008
For Another Chance reviews
Just a chance to do, and to know. Basically: A reunion, Josie reflects and has regrets... That's about it. I wrote it randomly, and will adjust it someday. Vaughn fans may want to skip this. He's not here. References Brainwave and the ambiguous kiss. JL
Strange Days at Blake Holsey High - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Flights of Fancy reviews
Basically, Murdock has a new thing: swans. I was observing one the other day...ya. Look what happened. Well, it's my first ATeam fic I've actually written. Quick and pointless.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Murdock - Complete
Back to the Future Part 4077 reviews
Two of my favorites come together! Yay! Back to the Future and MASH the TV show Crossover. Written late at night sooo... Ya. Stupid title. I love reviews, whatever they are! This is being rewritten though...not at 3:00 AM again!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/26/2006
The Wizard of MASH reviews
Take a guess. ;} Ya, It's The Wizard of Oz MASH style! Not much yet. Reviews and ideas greatly appreciated. Newest: Arrival In Oz
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004
Lunch reviews
The idea came from Henry's comment during the Ceasefire about definitely having lunch with Radar after they came home.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Radar O. - Complete
Aftershock reviews
After the war, a series of unexpected twists happen involving Hawkeye, B.J., and Trapper.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2004
ElFie's Say: Enlisted at the Double Natural reviews
PFC Eldridge Fletcher and his whatnots. dialect Hey, I was bored...what can I say?
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004
The Minds of Casualties: A little more now! reviews
Not much to do with MASH...A soldier's brief experience, very stupid, first chapter written in minutes after idea came. Sorry about the messed up format and lack of inspiration. ;} The new stuff is missing some, and there are errors(I'm tired)I'll fix em
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 2/17/2004
In Loving Memory of My Sanity reviews
Being rewritten, but I'm lazy.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004
Radar's Cousin reviews
Sara is postponing Mana's tale indefinitely. Anyone want to pick it up?
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/4/2004