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Why Am I Crying? by Rated PonyStar reviews
For as long as any of the Cutie Mark Crusaders can remember, Diamond Tiara had always been the biggest bully they knew. But when that said bully dies in an accident, each of them starts to go through their own experience in this sudden change in their lives.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,790 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Cutie Mark Crusaders, Diamond Tiara
Accelerando by Lisp reviews
'Because he's an "insensitive idiot" and she's a "flat-chested bookworm", but they wouldn't have each other any other way.' A one-shot collection about a meister and her weapon, and a whole lot of awkward teenage feelings. SoMa.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,934 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
GI Joe: Reiteration by Asterisk78 reviews
Just because it's a terrible movie's sequel doesn't mean it has to be sophomoric. In this week's shocking chapter: Impostor Snake Eyes is an unholy, chatty horror, real Snake Eyes uses one of the world's three remaining pay phones, and most surprising of all, some author surrogates whine about science.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, Jinx
We Are the Dead by the-brightest-fell reviews
Ghost/Haunted House AU! Maka Albarn wasn't entirely surprised when weird things started happening. If anyone had cared enough to ask her about it beforehand, she would've bet money on something like this occurring. Her first step in this place sent shivers running up and down her spine and left her wondering what her deranged father had gotten them into now...
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,004 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Odds and Ends, Bits and Pieces, and the Broken Wall by tigerwolfspellbear reviews
These are just short bunnies that spawn upon occasion. I've been posting them elsewhere, but decided to add them here too. May contain random OCs. Some swearing. AU.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 47,916 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow
Staccato by Tenbris reviews
"The resonance of their souls was marked by a staccato rhythm." Series of theme-based oneshots, focusing on Soul and Maka.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,961 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Faithfully Yours by Frickadilly reviews
Rarity has married Braeburn, and is busy trying to make a new life in Appleloosa. But a wave of socio-political change is descending upon Equestria. Her friends have each been swept into dangerous new circumstances, and news reaches her that Applejack's eloped with an unexpected stallion. Very dark. This got completely split feedback on fimfic, I'd love to know what you make of it.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Rarity, Applejack - Complete
The Games of Mad Beast by Fairylust reviews
Kid is finally forced to notice a pink-haired peer of his exsist after an incident that land them in detention. He hears some rumors that lead him to go see her. It is after this he finds himself unable to tear himself away from her life. Things worsen after they become entangled in the Mad Beast Case. Things heat up and Kid is forced to find the truth or risk losing Crona forever.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 58 - Words: 358,299 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Death The Kid, Crona - Complete
Soul the Shark Boy by transmuting reviews
Maka Albarn has grown up in a small town as the girl with the drunken player of a father. When she meets Soul Evans, "The Shark Boy" in a circus freak show, she becomes somewhat infatuated with him. Running off to the circus might seem like a crazy idea, but it's definitely a dream she's always wanted to fulfill. Rated M for later chapters. SoMa AU.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Father Dearest by Kusari-Gama 61602 reviews
In hopes of raising a Cobra Prince and a deadly warrior, Cobra Commander assigns Storm Shadow as toddler Billy's bodyguard in hopes that the ninja's teaching instinct kicks in. Little did he know that Billy may see the white ninja as more than a bodyguard and teacher.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Cobra Commander, Storm Shadow
Arashikage Home Videos by Kusari-Gama 61602 reviews
Videos of lil' Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow, from their meeting up to Hard Master's death. Scarlett and Junko discover a box full of videos and decide to watch them. Turns out, little ninjas can be... strange. AU. Crack. Snake/Scarlett Storm/Junko.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow
Never Underestimate by Kusari-Gama 61602 reviews
A young man witnesses firsthand just what a Japanese boy and his foreigner friend were capable of doing. More than two decades later, said Japanese 'boy' decides to drop by for a little visit. Chaos ensues. AU, slight SS/J.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow - Complete
Angel by absolutelycancerous reviews
She looks like an angel, wearing her white uniform dress. AU. A revamp of an old story from an old account.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Like Shattered Glass by Arwhale reviews
After one of Sweetie Belle's clumsy mistakes ends up destroying one of her sister's entire fashion lines, Rarity is finally sent over the edge. But after a terrible accident lays Sweetie Belle at the foot of death's door, Rarity is faced not only with losing her sister, but also with the reality that she may never be able to apologize for what she did. Rated T for future chapters.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,010 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Rarity, Sweetie Belle - Complete
The Fall of Giants by Jen-Bot reviews
There is fact and there is fantasy, they walk the slim line between the two. Only chaos can ensue. (SteinxMedusa) *SPOILERS*
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Medusa G., Franken Stein - Complete
Death Becomes Him by Flurrin reviews
Liz and Patti say hello and goodbye to a life of luxury. But nothing can change the fact that they're different than they were before any of this happened.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Patricia T./Patti, Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
A Present For Spikey Wikey by Akumokagetsu reviews
*WARNING. GRIMDARK AS F@#K.* Spike has finally confessed to Rarity. He loves Rarity more than anything in the world, enough to ask her to marry him. But the others... they only want to take Rarity away. They don't understand like she does. This is an insight into the mind of a gradually degenerating lunatic.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Spike, Rarity - Complete
Shelter by absolutelycancerous reviews
Because Maka grew up sheltered, and reality was a punch in her weapon's face.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Authenticity by absolutelycancerous reviews
Because Soul never knew what it felt like to hold a first place trophy in his hands, only knew that he longed for the validation so bad, he could taste it.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Soul Eater, Wes E. - Complete
Against All Odds by The Child Of Silence reviews
Renegades. AU. No longer is the Lady of Luck on their side. Time is running out for the Joes. Against all odds, they must escape, but what will they have to lose for freedom and justice?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011
Standing Watch by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
At the end of an era, there's only one man left, and he doesn't regret a thing. T for some language. Drama with a nostalgia/humor twist. Implied SE/S, SS/Junko. Complete.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
A Little Less Conversation by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
The ninja may not speak, but that doesn't mean he can't communicate. And Scarlett can always talk to him. Friendship fic, possible romance hints, slight humor at Ripcord's expense but no bashing.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
Death by Accio-Underwear reviews
ONESHOT Well I didn’t like the process of dying, that was a bit annoying and usually unimaginably painful but I liked Death.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
GI Joe: The Rise of CGI by Asterisk78 reviews
When a movie cries for a parody, it is my mandate to provide it. The shocking finale: Mary Sues kick the bucket, fanon children attack, and the ever-popular out-of-character Storm Shadow makes an appearance.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,479 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Audition by TiamatV reviews
You know what they say about first impressions...? Beach Head's first day as the Joes' drill sergeant.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete