Nariel
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Joined 11-28-03, id: 494748, Profile Updated: 09-03-10
Author has written 16 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Forgotten Realms, FAKE, X-Files, X-overs, Weiss Kreuz, and Inglourious Basterds.

SLASH. GAY SEX.

MEN (or man-shaped beings, eh, Crowley? Darth Maul? Dark elves?) HAVING SEX, as in INTERCOURSE, and occasionally ROMANTIC RELATIONS.

Consider yourself fucking warned. YES, I also think QUI-GON is doing THE GAY with OBI-WAN. Who's also GAY. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Good kind of gay.

...yes, even Qui-Gon Jinn. Watch me destroy your innocent childhood. Mwahaha. -_-

I hope that got the point across as to what I write. I do not, DO NOT want to get another "i didnt even read this rly but u r liek so sick for making quigon/raine/entreri/whoever gay, cos liek zomg, dey r so NOT. u suck." Slash is being warned in front of each story I write (except one where it is actually canon. A damn yaoi manga. K? K.). If that's not your thing, do not waste space on my already too-empty review page. Call me immature for ranting, but I'm pissed off. Just don't spam me. Am I leaving flames on Suefics, as much as they bug me? No. Kthx.

(Nod of respect, though, to the one reviewer who phrased a similar sentiment as above in a sort of polite way, and had the guts to sign. You, of course, are not addressed.)

PS: and if you are actually well-meaning and really REALLY want to point out the error of my ways, you can reach me over PM, or email, or as an anon in my livejournal, if you're SUCH a chicken. Gah. Rant over.

Update: 3. September 2010

Nari has switched to studying translation in a hick town in Bavaria. Oh lordy lordy lo. Have yet to find a room there. On the top side, lots of time for writing... on the down side, my co-fangirl is 500km away... LINNNNNNN T_T

Nari is still into INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS and 17 moments of spring, a wonderful old Russian mini-series about a Sowjet spy in Nazi Germany. James Bond's and Landa's bastard child. EEEEE and his boss is so gay for him my god my god always leaning closer and then the movie cuts to a bloody lovesong. OMG. OMG, Schellenberg you pervy lil cute Nazi. Stop looking like a younger Christoph Waltz, dammit. ARGH. You can't even call that crossover, since it's both in the same setting... GOD, slash.

I barely got over True Blood (OMG OMG GODRIC returns for a flashback in season three OMG!!)... where, unfortunately, half of the pairing I wanted to write died after two episodes. Naatch. The Basterds helped me get over it. Whooooooo, languages!! 4 in one movie, 2 out of which I actually speak. French... I might've got the gist of it. Maybe. The general idea.

Before that, there was a brief stint into Star Wars, which planted an epic crossover with Death Gate Cycle in my head. Sith and Patryns is just general OTP.

And, even before that, when I was still active - kinda - in FR, see squee below - I also plotted an epic tale of King Gareth of Damarra. What's up with me and abandoned unknown little characters AND wanting to write epics about them? Same fandom, Rai'gy and Kimmuriel? Anyone knows these guys at all? Siiigh.


Nariel, also known as Nari, is an obsessed fangirl of the awesome, marvellous, sexy, cool, kickass, leather-attired and SEXY Artemis Entreri... yes, obsessed. The fangirling builds up, and sometimes vents into a fic. Which is rare.

Someday, I want to write a multi-chaptered fic and finish it.

What else? English is my third-and-a-half language, beside German, Russian and some Ucrainian, and I'm studying it right now, too, in a hopeless attempt to achieve native-level.


Current music: Inglourious Basterds Soundtrack. Trying NOT to listen to The Producers. It makes it impossible to write serious fic...

Projects: (order in likelihood of being finished... never mind, started.)

A Moment Of Spring - You Russians out there. Didn't you expect Stierlitz to pop up at Operation Kino? DO WANT. Edit: full plotline and conspiracy developed. Now, to write...

The Ballad: shares first priority with above project, because I got a nice review Tenderness, below.

The Diverging Path - long and epic Alternate Reality of Star Wars/Death Gate Cycle(which is the awesomest fantasy series that ever awesomed). The Sith and the Patryns ally to change the history of the Galactic Republic - for good, or for bad... Qui, Obi, Ani, Yoda and Windu are hard-pressed to stay alive in a Galaxy that hunts Jedi. Misunderstandings of doom. Ice cream. And a dog. On hold for now.

Damarran Tales - Salvatore's Sellswords. The story of King Gareth, and his friends. Beginning with their first adventures, Riordan's and Celedon's brotherly-cousinly love, Gareth's not very brotherly nor very cousinly fascination with Riordan, his rise as an unwilling hero, and later, King. And Kane bitching. Denial - the story of how Artemis Entreri broke into his world with a bang. Of course, it's all Jarlaxle's fault. And Linn's, who wrote this with me.

... and Nazi porn. Damn you, Tarantino... Damn you, Comrade Tabakov, you cutiepie. Damn you, Linndechir. Giving me the idea of Entreri/Gareth does not excuse you planting Nazi porn in my head. ARGH. Heydrich/Schellenberg, I can't fucking unsee it. Edit: IT IS AN OFFICIAL OTP. There's a picture of them together. So there. Oh fuck.

Oh, and then there is RPS. Shame on me. I blame this entirely on Linn, ASkars' hotness and Allan Hyde's forbidden cuteness (still in progress). And Eli Roth, dammit. So damn cute. Fuck. FUCK.

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Zak's Back by BelleDayNight reviews
Zaknafein is resurrected once more and escapes to the surface world in search of his beloved son Drizzt. He meets a young woman who offers to aid him. Perhaps these two will do more than find his son with the threat of the orcs hanging heavy. Drizzt realizes that his love for Catti-brie is enough for him to ignore his feelings of guilt and finally allow himself happiness.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,547 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/10/2004 - [Drizzt D., Catti-brie] [Zaknafein D., OC]
When Mountains Crumble by Lady Dusk reviews
Artemis Entreri is gravely ill... but he manages to survive with the help of Jarlaxle and a favor from an old friend of the drow. In repaying the monstrous debt, the assassin finds himself on a longer path than he bargained for...
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle
Of Music and Men by Ariel D reviews
A few stories that are a touch of humor involving Entreri, Jarlaxle, and that flute that's already giving some of you nightmares. Takes place after "Wickless." Delightfully Plot free. Repost.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,760 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Pandora's Box by ColouredRose reviews
He opened it, and he couldn't go back. Spoilers from Never Been Kissed. PWP - rated for mature content. Kurt-Karofsky. Slight dub-con.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Baselines by Corporate Voyeur reviews
Archie, wounded from the fiasco in the La Louisienne, goes back to America with Aldo. Mild Archie/Aldo. Written for a fic exchange.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/21/2010 - A. Hicox, Aldo R. - Complete
Этюд в серых тонах by Belka reviews
1950 год, Аргентина. В городе происходит череда загадочных убийств, и кое-кому приходится выйти из тени и взяться за расследование. AU, несколько новых персонажей. Детектив, драма, ангст, character study.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - Russian - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - H. Landa
Beschlagnahmt by Klotho reviews
Was Landa will, bekommt er in 999.999 von einer Millionen Fällen auch...
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - German - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - H. Landa, Shosanna D.
Feint Within A Feint by Nuitari Aquarius reviews
Someone has decided to change Artemis Entreri's, Jarlaxle's and Drizzt's destiny. How will they react ?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,750 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Artemis E., Drizzt D.
pennyroyal tea by euphorbic reviews
A young Artemis Entreri returns to Memnon eight years after he first left to settle a personal vendetta. Despite his plans, he doesn't settle up the way he originally intended. Another short sequence added.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Artemis E. - Complete
Missing by M4r1-ch4n reviews
Ken is visited at the prison by someone he'd believed that was no longer alive. As if it wasn't enough, this someone asks him for... Help. [Right after Glühen]
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,387 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Ken H., Schuldig
The Further Adventures of Pharaun Mizzrym by Drow Elf reviews
Pharaun Mizzrym, Master of Sorcere, has been resurrected by Aliisza. Look out, world.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Pharaun M.
Mind Games and Coffee by Solaras Inc reviews
Brad comes to the realization that he may feel more for the german redhead than annoyance. He doesn't want to act of his feelings, but Schuldig being Schuldig makes that hard. BradxSchuldig
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,649 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/23/2006 - B. Crawford, Schuldig
The Crowning by Lord Onisyr reviews
On the eve of Bregan D'earthe's formation, the young renegade Jarlaxle takes an unconventional new hairstyle.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Jarlaxle - Complete
Like it salty by Myojo-s-me reviews
Kira x Hisagi. This order, really XD
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2008 - I. Kira, Shuuhei H. - Complete
Taking Off the Masks by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
AU during The Legacy. Vierna commands Jarlaxle to check with Artemis' progress personally during the assassin's infiltration as Regis. Jarlaxle trusts the assassin, and is more interested in conversation. Something that night brings out their honesty.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
The Cell Walls by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
AU. Drizzt continuity ends post Silent Blade. He is thrown into a cell with post Sellsword Trilogy Artemis. They may work out their differences...Or they might die without ever reconciling. Story cut up into a series of scenes.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Artemis E., Drizzt D. - Complete
Happening by StarkBlack reviews
Ichigo/Ishida. Birthday short again. The morning after Ichigo finally makes his move on Ishida. My first OTP Bleach fic, would love some feedback. XD Warnings: Boyxboy
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Hisagi Shuuhei is a Masochist by Greenzaku reviews
KiraxShuuhei is the real deal. We've been looking at the pairing bass ackward all this while. Yumichika explains and serves up a disturbingly uke Hisagi on a silver platter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - I. Kira, Shuuhei H. - Complete
Pencils by Goonlalagoon reviews
Random story about Drumknott and his rapidly diminishing supply of pencils. Set after Making Money.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Drumknott, Moist von L. - Complete
Out of control by Linndechir reviews
Entreri is disturbed by the discovery of growing feelings for Kimmuriel.Kimmuriel wants to use the opportunity to toy with the hated human.Jarlaxle would like to help Artemis, but he doesn't know what is bothering him, nor is he sure what he himself wants
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,302 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Forbidden Words by StarkBlack reviews
ShuuKira. Takes place about a year after SS arc. Can be read as part of the 'I Come To You In Pieces' universe, or it can stand alone. Warnings: yaoi, oral, boyxboy. Don't like it, don't read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
Redemption by Hakanaki reviews
“I can’t keep playing your game, Kira,” he said as evenly as everything else, but even that tone held enough of Shuuhei’s feelings to make Kira feel so dirty all over again. “I wish I could stop,” Kira whispered.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Published: 12/24/2007 - I. Kira, Shuuhei H. - Complete
Ukes of the World, Unite! by Greenzaku reviews
The Brotherhood has gathered. Five uncommon Men have banded together for a common cause. Yaoi writers everywhere, beware! Yaoi fics as seen through the eyes of Bleach's biggest ukes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2007 - J. Ukitake, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Just a Rumor by Antharyn reviews
Really, Kira can be such a...girl...sometimes. HisagixKira.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
The Three Kings by Lord Onisyr reviews
Collaboration with Ariel D. Drizzt, Entreri, and Jarlaxle travel together as a team and a team of three evil mercenaries are bound to get under each other's skin.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006
Of the Breaking of Hearts by Drow Elf reviews
Several years after the final defeat of Obould, Cattie brie tires of her relationship with Drizzt. Revamped because of a problem with quotation marks.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Drizzt D., Catti-brie
On the Raggedy Edge by Jiia-chan reviews
They were tottering. Flailing, really. Grasping at one another in a vain attempt to keep themselves from plunging into the abyss. And yet, they were already falling. Falling in love. DrizztXEntreri slash.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Drizzt D., Artemis E. - Complete
A Match Made in Heaven? by TheMidgetBee reviews
Lord Vetinari is bored. So when Drumknott brings to his attention the fact that he and Commander Vimes are becoming gay icons in AnkhMorpork, it gives him an idea about how he could amuse himself...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Can I Call You Dad? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Commander Vimes' daughter has a new boyfriend that he's sure he won't approve of. But who is it?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007
The Adventures of Iggy by Willocwen reviews
Silly story, based on a drabble challenge. Wherein Schwarz acquire a new pet.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Schuldig, Nagi N. - Complete
Problems at the Office by headcanonftwAO3 reviews
The 27th recieves complaints about our gay heroes, who are threatened with losing their jobs if they don't stop publicly displaying their affection, then a slanderous article appears about them in the newspaper. Yaoi, er...lime?, language.
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,989 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005
Embarrassing Thoughts by Linndechir reviews
After his return to Menzoberranzan, Kimmuriel is thinking about Entreri, and his thoughts differ greatly from what one might expect. post Servant of the Shard, Slash
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Artemis E. - Complete
Broken by Rhya Storm reviews
Artemis Entreri must seek the help of his greatest enemy in order to regain a drow youngling that he has come to love as a son. RENEWED! REVAMPED! AND REINCARNATED!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,507 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Artemis E., Drizzt D.
Jarlaxle's Valentine Extravaganza by Shadowgirl1 reviews
Jarlaxle is intrigued by a Valentine’s Day so he decides to throw a party for Bregan D’aerthe. References characters from a longer work though, they are considerably OOC, and another 'holiday special'. A 'just for fun' read.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Jarlaxle, Artemis E. - Complete
My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single by Seriously Yours reviews
The 4th division captain contemplates why none of the handsome,noble,brave,regal captains of Soul Society are meant for her. Much Unohana evilness inside. ONE SHOT of pure taichou bashing. Sequel now ON!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Byakuya K., R. Unohana - Complete
Family Ties by ViciousQuestionMark reviews
Dee may have dragged Ryo out of the closet at work, but as far as Ryo’s family’s concerned, he’s still straight as a board. When an unexpected visit from Ryo’s Aunt Elena interrupts Dee’s Christmas plans, Ryo may find himself in over his head. DLxRM. Yaoi
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,675 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006
A Christmas's Date by Namia-chan reviews
Chloe bets Aya wouldn't have a date for the Christmas Feast. Aya accepts the bet. The only problem is...who would he asks to be his date? AN: A lot of pairings inside...R&R!
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
The Cruelest Fate by Lord Onisyr reviews
After 'The Lesser Evil', Drizzt trades philosophies, affections, and mind games with a priest of Vhaeraun in an affair that may either be love, control, or both.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005
Promise of the What? by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
A mild jab at Promise of the Witch King operating under the assumption that Salvatore's efforts in writing the book have been sorely inadequate. Unrelated short stories. This story is not for those who genuinely enjoyed the book.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle
This is SO not happening! by Black Kitten's Dream reviews
Schuldig is send on a mission against his will. A certain Weiss member too. Will they survive the mission... or better will they survive each other? Yaoi
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,454 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Schuldig, Aya/Ran F. - Complete
It's All Relative by LilyMoon'sAlias reviews
After the events of Gluhen, Crawford follows his visions to New York to rescue Fujimiya Ran after he is attacked. But what are his reasons?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,739 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Aya/Ran F., B. Crawford - Complete
Mercenary With Style by Shadowgirl1 reviews
A glimpse into Bregan D'aerthe, regarding the story of Jarlaxle, his tailor, and a certain assassin. Chap 24 is up, the epilogue is written and the story has ended...for now... Please R & R
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,144 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Complete
Glorious by AeryonSun reviews
AU. When the crew of the starship Glorious recieves a new recuit the whole dynamic of the team shifts.It starts to become apparent that Ryo's superior, the dashing Dee Laytner, has eyes for him. It is a forbidden relationship, but oh so tempting!
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,727 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
There Can Be Only Two by SilentHypoCrit reviews
NOIR X Weiß Kreuz Cross :One murdering, three meetings and quite a few possibilities: When interesting people meet in the night under interesting circumstances, the outcome is more than just undetermined.Noir! Schwarz! In the end black is black.
Crossover - Weiss Kreuz & Noir - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Complete
One Little Thing by Rhya Storm reviews
Just one little thing is all it takes shoot everything to hell and turn the world on its ear. Why Peter Pettigrew didn't betray his friends on Halloween night, 1981.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Peter P. - Complete
Shebali Ust Takrinen by jmi reviews
A relaxing evening for Artemis is ruined when Jarlaxle gets his first taste of sugar. Warning: Implied JarlaxeArtemis Entreri, busty serving girls, & mystery pastry.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Inferno by Penguin-sama reviews
Sequel to Bridges. Torn apart by conflicting emotions, two men of Weiss must struggle between the pull of duty and love.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,138 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Youji K., Aya/Ran F. - Complete
Yesterday's Feelings by Lady of Castillo reviews
When Dee's perception of those around him unexpectedly changes how will the detective cope. Can Ryo handle the new uncertainties of Dee when their roles are reversed... RyoDee. Completed July 10,2006
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Complete
One Mistake Can Change Everything by RubyChan05 reviews
An alternate ending to Act 6. What if Dee's bullet hadn't hit the wall? What if it had hit Ryo instead? As the trust he shared with Ryo crumbles away, Dee is torn apart by guilt. And when Ryo makes a serious decision, it looks like it's all over.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,641 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 8/30/2005
Disciplinary Measures by Dulin reviews
Rosenkreuz fic. Miscommunication problems always seemed to happen when Schuldig was in residence, for some reason. Not that Crawford did not believe that Schuldig deserved punishment for something.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2006 - B. Crawford, Schuldig - Complete
Thorns by Caval reviews
Yohji and Aya have always butted heads, but an offhand offer and an unexpected response might lead to some new understandings between the two. YxA, Yaoi.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,044 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Aya/Ran F., Youji K.
A silly love song by Sylvia Viridian reviews
Yohji watches Aya, who watches Yohji. Sappy and fluffy beyond belief, but I guess maybe some people aren't tired of that...hence the title, from a Moulin Rouge song lyric. Shounen ai, one shot.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Youji K., Aya/Ran F. - Complete
By Its Cover by Dulin reviews
Rosenkreuz. I Saw them before they were given to me, of course. A newly appointed team leader meets his operatives.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2006 - B. Crawford - Complete
Rosenkreuz by Yami Maleci reviews
The Prodigy child is mine, find Schwarz and bring Nagi to me! The head of Rosenkreuz wants Nagi's power for her own. Will the rest of Schwarz and Schatten beable to save him or will Nagi be left to fend for himself against Roz, Jaz, Edward and Ezra. Pleas
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,899 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Nagi N.
Champions by Just Wolf reviews
After Cedric talks to Harry at the Yule Ball, Harry begins to think he might be more than just a Pretty Boy. Exploring the possibilities of a relationship between them during GoF. Feedback is appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,486 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Harry P., Cedric D.
WeissKreuz Love You Hate You by LoveyouHateyou reviews
I love you, says one to the other... but what does it mean? There are many ways to love… Weiss and Schwarz having some thoughtful moments. Ficlet.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Aya/Ran F., Youji K. - Complete
Final Horcrux by Nival Vixen reviews
COMPLETE! Harry realises what the final Horcrux is... The consequence of his realisation occurs in the second chapter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Something Better by Kalysia reviews
Dee is gone. As Ryo begins to heal, he reaches out to another, one who may be hurting more than he realizes. RyoJ.J.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,106 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006
Mirror Me Dark by Semdai Bloodquill reviews
Entreri and Jarlaxle have been captured by a rival guild, a plague is sweeping the world, an army of drow is marching on the surface, and it's up to Entreri's daughter and Drizzt's sons to stop it.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,672 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Drizzt D., Artemis E.
Femininity by artemisgirl reviews
DN 'There's no way,' Raito said incredulously. 'You are NOT a girl.' 'I never claimed to be a girl,' L shrugged. 'Then again, I never claimed to be a guy, either.' RaitoL oneshot humor
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
My Name Is Alice, I Think by Rhya Storm reviews
A short, confused piece from the mind of one Alice Longbottom, about all the pretty little ponies ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete
MOLARI by Akasha-of-Mirkwood reviews
Kapitel 22 up .. Teil III der Taina Trilogie
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - German - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,881 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Legolas
Are We Really That Spazzy? by Narri-chan reviews
Our lovely little insight into why a lot of good authors never finish their stories, and even go so far as to disappear off of the face of the internet. Also, blowing all those lame little theories why out of the water. Uwaah. n.n
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Captain Carrot tells a dirty joke by LongshotMike reviews
Drabble.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
Harry the Rednosed Reindeer by Rhya Storm reviews
Harry the scarfaced human, had a very striking scar! Like a lightning bolt!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Boredom by Lola Witherbottoms reviews
Ever wonder what Drizzt does when he's not on the road and desperately bored? Well, wonder no more! Oneshot.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Drizzt D., Guenhwyvar - Complete
Inertia by Invader Ran reviews
Act 6: Dee sits and contemplates life, the city, and Ryo Maclean. Full summary inside. DeeRyo, mild spoilers for Act 6. Also onesided JJxDee and BerkeleyxRyo. And a little nod to my FAKE OTP, as well. :3
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Complete
Gracie's FAKE Drabbles, Ficbits and Short Stories by Grace Musica reviews
A collection of drabbles, ficbits, and short stories written for the 27thprecinct livejournal community. WARNING: May contain some offensive couplings, subject matter, lauguage, et cetera.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 15,408 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
smile by volian reviews
[May contain minor OOC and AUness] Zaknafein reflects on Drizzt and his brothers, the similarities that they share, and the differences that divides them. Oneshot, gen.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Zaknafein D., Drizzt D. - Complete
We Are not at Home by Junona reviews
Just a little preview of a joint venture kind of a family life that Koji and Izumi lead. Not pretending to be a top noch ficcie.
Zetsuai/Bronze - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2005
Lover's Night by AnimeLore reviews
Ryo wants to prove the extent of his love to Dee. DeexRyoxDee YAOI Please Review!
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2005
In The End Everyone Wins by Maneshi reviews
Yaoi, Lemon. RaitoxL. After an argument with Misa, Raito heads off for the night only to end up in L's company. However, their rivarly pushes them to a rather interesting turn of events that makes each achieve something they secretly strived for.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,401 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/29/2005
Lie Detector Love by strawberrypockywolf reviews
A short fluffy oneshot where Ryo and Dee get into a fight and Ryo won't talk to him at all. Everything comes to a breaking point during a seminar for the use of a lie detector, where Dee is the test subject and Ryo is the questioner.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Complete
Reading What Can Be Read by Rhosyn Du reviews
Aya and Yohji discuss the finer points of literature.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Aya/Ran F., Youji K.
Dance by katastrophic88 reviews
A simple dance can lead to so much more HARD YAOI, HEED THE RATING! DxR
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2005
Post Its by Mrs.HarryPotter12 reviews
Luna and Neville don't usually see each other during the day, so they communicate by PostIt notes. Odd conversations to follow... REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Testing the Water by headcanonftwAO3 reviews
My first fanfic! After two years, Dee and Ryo have lost that spark that made their bond so special. In an attempt to return it to the way it used to be, they take a vacation, but they still have trouble finding the spark. Will their love last? Lime
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Complete
Dee, Daddy Cool by DeeRyoFan reviews
Sometimes defense can come from unexpected sources, too... Oneshot. Bikky's POV.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
When you love someone by DeeRyoFan reviews
Sometimes answers can come from unexpected sources... Oneshot, complete.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Complete
The Lesser Evil by Lord Onisyr reviews
After watching Cattibrie die in battle, a grieving Drizzt reexamines his nature as he finds his most sympathetic friends are a drow mercenary and his onetime archenemy.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,613 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
Weiss in a Nutshell by LoneCayt reviews
The Weiss boys as we know and love them... steeped in insecurities, lust, and the resulting sexual frustration. WeissWeiss, but only to prove a point. Enjoy at your own risk.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Как Альбус Дамблдор вешает картины by Merry1978 reviews
Ручаюсь, что вы в жизни не видывали такой кутерьмы, какая поднимается в Хогвартсе, когда признанный любимец детей и домашних животных Альбус Дамблдор берется делать чтонибудь по хозяйству...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Russian - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Musegaarid reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny discover a funny new name for Lord Voldemort, but You-Know-Who isn't laughing. Instead, he's inventing a new identity of his own. (One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Первый кран в истории человечества by Yael1 reviews
Кем на самом деле был Салазар Слизерин? И откуда в Хогвартсе появился кран 1000 лет назад?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Russian - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
It's Only Soap! by Abarero reviews
(ONESHOT) Who knew one little scent could cause such a problem? [Dee x Ryo - post volume 4]
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Summer Lightning by Celebdil reviews
On the march into the West, Elu Thingol, king of the Teleri, and his young kinsman Celeborn fight both the minions of Morgoth and their desire for one another. Slash; First-Time.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,312 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 2/9/2004
Phantoms of Past and Future by Solaras Inc reviews
One-Shot Crawford and Schuldig go to a movie. Not a crossover. Just a bti of fluff. CxS
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2005 - B. Crawford, Schuldig - Complete
Sensual Massage by vulpixfairy reviews
Ryo decides to surprise Dee with a massage...(You gotta luv this pairing...). Warnings inside.
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Complete
Proud to be an American! by Alaskan Blue reviews
Dee and Ryo celebrate a bittersweet 4th of July when the government makes a decision that will change their lives forever. Warnings: Language, shonen ai
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2004
Insecurity by boogie woogie reviews
COMPLETE! This story takes place after the manga series. Ryo and Dee are living together, but what about two other precinct officers, whose love lives seem to be stuck in an everlasting limbo? Will they be able to overcome their insecurities? DrakexJJ
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,565 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Complete
Don't Stand So Close To Me by mystic-angel5 reviews
Ryo and Dee are just getting settled as a couple, but Randy feels the pressure of the public eye on them; scowling and judgemental. How will Dee loosen him up and get him to realise that the public's opinion doesn't matter? Not a songfic.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/12/2004
Are You Sad? by katastrophic88 reviews
Rated for Lang. DeeRyo a lil JJDrake. "Go find him McClane, we don't know what he is capable of right now." Put in a tragic position, is Dee really capable of suicide? And is it too late for Ryo? Oneshot
FAKE - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Complete
Russian Blue by Yuvia reviews
A love story about two men... a love story that almost seems like a dream... a love story that started in a nightmare. After losing the love of your life, would you have the courage to carry on? FAKE Fanfic. Please Read and Review!
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,331 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Complete
Run by LadyJanelly reviews
Drizzt ends up in a world not his own. Can he get home? Will he want to? Written because I thought he deserved something sweet. SLASH, violence, etc. COMPLETE
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,298 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Complete
Fading by Akasha-of-Mirkwood reviews
Aragorn's encounter with the cave troll in front of the Black Gate ends differently than in the movie... and Legolas has to make a decision... warning: SLASH. This is a co-production with Nyx.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Between the Shadows by oddstick reviews
ON HOLD What if fate decided to intervene in the lives of two warriors that were completely different yet the same? What if they found salvation in each other in their greatest time of need? Warning: Contains YAOI EntreriDrizztEntreri & VAMPIRISM
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Drizzt D., Artemis E.
Die Saga von Beren & Lúthien by Elanor3 reviews
Berens und Lúthiens Fahrt nach den Silmaril
Silmarillion - Rated: T - German - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2004
Normalcy by Dementia-12 reviews
Shonen-Ai. Angst Ficlet. The relationship is at an end and it's time to get back to being normal...but is this what it's supposed to feel like? Ryo's POV.
FAKE - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2004
Exchange by AurynDarion reviews
Was wäre, wenn jemand aus der heutigen Zeit mit einer Person, die zur Zeit Jack Sparrows gelebt hat, den Körper tauschen würde?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - German - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,343 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 11/21/2003
Neutral Territory by E-sama the Llama reviews
Omi's trip to the library results in an unexpected meeting. Can two lonely teens find friendship and possibly love in the midst of "neutral territory"? (Omi/Nagi) (Yohji/Ken) (Brad/Schu) Shonen ai/Yaoi, Angst, Friendship, Romance, etc.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,302 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2003 - Published: 10/22/2002 - Omi T., Nagi N.
Bored Games by Minerva Solo reviews
Ffor various reasons Schwarz are stuck in their apartment for a day,with nothing to do. Until Brad produces a pile of dusty cardboard boxes and a handful of dice...
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2003
Insanity in General by manic-intent reviews
A relatively embittered Entreri in a Calimport gradually taken over by lawyers investigates a series of killings under order of the court. Yaoi(slash) warning. Zak and Entreri for fun. Finished!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,579 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 4/4/2003
Servant of Shadow by Giovanna2 reviews
Continued at last, still very badly edited. About the time Entreri spent in Menzoberanzan, with a few changes. Please R&R . Thanks.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,792 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 9/17/2002
Someday by wabuki reviews
Ryo asseses his relationship with Dee. Set in Volume 2 after Act 6.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2003
The Sweet Hell We Shared by MartyMuses reviews
AU 'Every night the world ends and every morning I wake up screaming.' The Vietnam War rages on if only in Ken Hidaka's mind. Three years after the war he struggles to forget even as he remembers. Epilogue
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 156,750 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2003 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Ken H., Aya/Ran F. - Complete
The New Verse by samvimes reviews
There's a new verse to an old song about the Patrician, and Vimes isn't happy about it...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2003
A Brief Encounter by Traykor reviews
Ever wonder why Yohji has his name written on his underwear? Here's one answer. (Aya/Yohji and Ken/Omi shounen ai)
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Aya/Ran F., Youji K.
Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Dementia-12 reviews
AU. What is Ryo and Dee were actors in the OAV? How different are their real personalities from their characters? Happy Birthday, Imouto! ^_^ Shonen-ai
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2003
The Play Act III by The Great Pair IndiaAlyse reviews
Finally! After all of the hate mail and bombings, we uploaded! (Sorry folks, we still haven't fixed our account yet)
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2002
The Play Act II by Tobin reviews
Sorry this is on a different name, we screwed our account up. Anyway, more screwy stuff happens in The Fellowship of the Mints! Really...it's scary...
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2002
The Diary of the Normal, Vampyric Dagger by Dia reviews
This is the diary of Artemis Entreri's dagger ( he was recommended to write in a journal by his psychiatrist). WARNING: If you can't find the humor in dangerous flirtacious swords, Master-obsessed daggers, and lack of sword polish DO NOT READ THIS!Jarlaxl
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2002
The Play: Act I by The Great Pair Alyse India reviews
Well. It's about Jarlaxle and Rai-Guy and Kimm and Entreri. And a quest they go on for the magical mints tells them to. It is recomeded that you read our other fics and review them first. ::coughs:: Really...MINTS!!!!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2002
Twisted Every Way by The Real Christine Daae reviews
Yes Yes I know this title is way over-used but read this phunny phic and you will find out why this was the only fitting name for it!!!!!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/3/2001
Target by ChibiJaime reviews
A serious JJ fic taking place following the events of the seventh manga. May be a little ooc. I've never *read* the manga. Don't know Japanese. R&R appreciated and encouraged.
FAKE - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2001
Long Dark Night by Mistress Arion reviews
Havelock Vetinari is kidnapped and tortured, leaving Sam Vimes to examine his real feelings for the Patrician. WARNING: SLASH SLASH SLASH, implied non-con, implied torture. If you don't like the idea of Vimes/Vetinari, DON'T READ THIS. (There, you've been
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2001
Change me Yzma 1 more time by KS Claw reviews
My first TENG and songfic. Melody by Britney Spears "baby one more time". ::Laughs:: I couldn´t help it! It was screaming like a banshee to be done. Kuzco sings to Yzma about changing him back.
Emperor's New Groove - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2001
Time of heroes by Lady Shandara reviews
A childhood event that changes Artemis Entreri's life for good. Now as a slightly more readable version, I hope.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/24/2001
Weapon Master's Child by cade reviews
This little tale is about Drizzt and Zaknafein Do'Urden and their encounter with a bat, of all things.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2001 - Complete
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Tenderness reviews
The flashback of Hugo being whipped was not simply an illustration of his rage at a certain Gestapo Major's presence. It happened, and he will not forgive, nor forget.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Hugo S., D. Hellstrom - Complete
The Ballad of Hugo Stiglitz and Aldo Raine reviews
1941.The Basterds arrive in France. Hugo Stiglitz, bitter, smarting from betrayal,finds an unexpected measure of peace with them, despite the lack of welcome. Aldo takes it upon himself to fix him, because a broken gun is dangerous on both ends. pre-slash
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Aldo R., Hugo S.
Kirschsaft reviews
1938. Hugo Stiglitz and his best friend from childhood days, Dieter Hellstrom, share a rare, peaceful night. Slash warning: is warned. SLASH. There.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2009 - D. Hellstrom, Hugo S. - Complete
The Basterds' Epitaph reviews
1964. WWII veterans Aldo Raine and Hugo Stiglitz rest, at last, in peace. Aldo's mother meets the surviving ex-Basterds at the funeral, and they share memories and insights.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Donny D., Hugo S.
Resurrection reviews
Pharaun Mizzrym dies, but he is not alone. For the War of the Spider-Queen fans, who cried and-or raged at the end of Resurrection, in loving memory of a drow mage. Spoilers.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Pharaun M., Ryld A. - Complete
Fool reviews
Set during end of "Starless Night": Drizzt is on his way back to the Surface with his most beloved friend and his most hated enemy. The Baenre dungeons have left their mark on him, but Artemis Entreri is being far from sympathetic...
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Drizzt D., Artemis E. - Complete
The Wall Of Steel reviews
Another poem for the archenemies Drizzt and Artemis... who may be able to hide from himself, but not from his mirror...
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Artemis E., Drizzt D. - Complete
Enemies reviews
A poem for the Realms' greatest fighters. Reviews much appreciated.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Drizzt D., Artemis E. - Complete
Schwarz Moments, the English version reviews
Take a look into the lives of Schwarz, their significant days and moments, which changed their lifes... updated chapter 2, Schuldig.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - B. Crawford, Schuldig
Schwarz Moments reviews
Einblicke in besondere Momente im Leben von Schwarz, Begegnungen und Abschiede... Kapitel 2: Schuldig.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - German - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - B. Crawford, Schuldig
Close Call For Kiddo reviews
Just a little Christmas story, a Kill Bill and Fake Crossover. Two NYPD detectives have a strange encounter on a Christmas market... shounen ai mentioned.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
One Winter Night reviews
Fox Mulder and Dana Scully share a tender moment one starry night...Please read and review! And beware the cuteness!
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2005 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
Act 20: All I Ask Of You reviews
Takes place during Vol. 7. Ryo makes up his mind and decides to tell Dee how he really feels...
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Gegen den Rest der Welt reviews
Von einem Meuchelmörder, den wir alle kennen und lieben, seinem letzten Coup und dem Untergang von Bregan D'aerthe, feat. Harry Potter
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - German - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004
Drow, Quendi & Auroren reviews
Harry Potter ist ein gefeierter Auror des Zaubereiministeriums.Ein verzwickter Fall bringt ihm weit mehr als nur Probleme - er und all seine Freunde schweben schneller, als ihnen lieb ist, in tödlicher Gefahr... Bitte, bitte RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Harry P.
Only a Thought reviews
Gedanken einzelner Personen während des Ringkriegs. Galadriel erinnert sich, Pippin gibt sich die Schuld an Gandalfs Tod...weitere könnten dazukommen...irgendwann...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - German - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Galadriel, Peregrin T.