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Joined 07-31-13, id: 4951936, Profile Updated: 10-11-13
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Hey everybody, my name is WalrusBlubber.

I also go by the name Dan.

Height- 5'11"


Job- School

Likes- Bacon, Walruses, Fanfiction, gooby,

Dislikes- Yaoi/Yuri >:(, putting a toothpick underneath your toenail and then kicking a wall.

Favorite Pairings-


Naruto X Pretty much any female character

Naruto X Harem

Naruto X Fem. Kyuubi

Naruto X Ino

Naruto X Ryuuzetsu

Least Favorite Pairings


Naruto X Hinata

Naruto X Any male

Naruto X Sakura

Kakashi X Sakura (Ewww)

Favorite Movie- Something. I can't think of it right now... lol.

Least Favorite Movie- Maybe... The Avengers... I just didn't like it.

Favorite Video Game- Metro: Last Light

Least Favorite Video Game- Halo Games (I'M SORRY THEY JUST AREN'T MY THING)

Favorite TV Show- The Amazing World of Gumball. It is pretty funny.

Least Favorite TV Show- The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. God, do I hate that show with a passion.


Alpha Dog- Fall Out Boy

Mermaid- Train

Bleeding Out- Imagine Dragons

Addicted- Saving Abel

Favorite Disease- Rev Theory

Electro House 2012- E-391


Fly on the Wall- Thousand Foot Krutch

Viking Death March- Billy Talent

In the End- Linkin Park

Out of Control- Hoobastank

One Day Too Late- Skillet

20 Percent Cooler- Ken Ashcop

Ready To Die- Andrew W.K.

Amazing- Kanye West/ Young Jeezy

Form So Rare- M.P

Am I A Physcho- Tech N9ne

Shut Me Up- Mindless Self Indulgence

Take Your Shirt Off- T-Pain


Trumpsta (Djuro Remix)- Contiez and T reyy G

45- Shinedown

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Give Me A Chance reviews
As Naruto was walking home from one of his many intense training sessions, he noticed just how lonely he was. He made a prayer to Kami that night, one asking for a chance to have friends, and to not be alone anymore. When he woke up the next morning...Well, let's just say he won't be that lonely any more. EXTREME Harem, God-like Naruto. Rated M for Sexual Content, and Swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Naruto U.
Demon of the Silent Winds reviews
Everything Naruto knew about being a ninja changed in a day. He was once a happy-go-lucky idiot that loved to do pranks, and now he is a stone-cold killer with no remorse whatsoever. How did this happen? And Why is he hearing voices in his head? M for Violence, Swearing, and Mature Scenes. -Wink-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Kyuubi Incarnate reviews
I am Naruto Uzumaki, or at least I think. Everybody else seems to think that it's 'Demon.' I will get back at them ALL for what they did to me. THEY. WILL. PAY. Dark, Powerful, and Swordsman Naruto. NOT GOD. Maybe small harem, if I choose to have one, of 3 or 4 people. Might change to M later. Naruto X Ryuuzetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama