CerenbusSnapeMalfoy
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Poll: I am writing a new story, where two characters are locked together in a room with no idea how they got there. What two characters would you like to see me put in the room ? If you would like me to do multiple rooms with multiple characters, select more than one pairing. Vote Now!
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Joined 07-31-13, id: 4953110, Profile Updated: 02-01-18
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

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The Apocalypse reviews
The battle of Hogwarts is over, and everyone is dead. Everyone, that is... except for Hermione, Ron, Ginny and Draco who are left to put aside their differences in order to survive the apocalypse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,706 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/29/2017 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W.
The Perks of Being a Gryffindor reviews
Draco Malfoy has been sorted into Gryffindor. It is up to Harry, Hermione, and Ron to help him discover that it's not so bad, whilst dealing with the endless shame of being the first Malfoy to ever be sorted into Gryffindor. Starts in first year. Rating may change as they get older.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
The Small Titan reviews
Captain Levi Ackerman had gone missing in action. His squad, assuming him dead, return home, saddened by his passing. Levi is in fact on the journey of a lifetime. Wounded, with a broken weapon, without his gear and without a horse, his chances of survival are considerably lessened until he stumbles across an unexpected alley.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,308 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 2/19/2015
101 Ways to Perturb a Pupil reviews
Sequel to 101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape! It's the kid's forth year! Severus gets revenge! Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco fight back! Who is going to crack first?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
Dramione reviews
Draco and Hermione find themselves in an unexpectedly uncomfortable situation, one that requires patience and cooperation - two things they've never had for one another. In order to keep their lives from falling to chaos, they must learn to work together in ways they would never expect. This is unlike any other Dramione. Trust me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,525 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
The Extendable Ears reviews
Ron was a troublemaker. Hermione was logical. And Harry was sort of in-between. It was to wonder they had all ever become friends. One day, Harry stops being friends with Hermione and Ron, and they try to find out why. One-shot. Kinda silly. Please review. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
An Animagus Christmas reviews
Dumbledore is Santa Clause, and Professor McGonagall is Missus Clause, but oh no! They don't know what the children want for Christmas! McGonagall goes undercover as her animagus form to find out what to get them! One-shot. Silly! Very silly! HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M.
101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape reviews
This story is more light-hearted and funny. It's the third year at Hogwarts, and it's where the main kids; Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, etc. go up against each other, trying to pull the best pranks on Snape. Whoever wins, gets bragging rights for the next five years at school. Who will win, and will Snape be driven to insanity? Rated T because some of the pranks are a bit mature...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,395 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
To Do or To Die reviews
Draco is given a list of ten near-impossible tasks in order to redeem himself after the war. He is to do ANYTHING necessary to complete them, his one rule- he can't tell anyone. Should he fail, only death awaits him, but to succeed would be to gain rewards beyond the imagination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,118 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Dursley reviews
Has anyone ever considered how Harry would have turned out had he been raised as a spoilt brat like Dudley? How many things would be different? How different would Harry be? If the Dursley's hadn't estranged him so much, would Harry have gone with Hagrid? Would affection and spoil ruin him? Would Harry Potter... not be Harry Potter at all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
Once Upon a Time reviews
There was a child with a pure heart, who wanted to grow up to be a wizard. But we rarely get what we want. Instead of being a wizard, he learned to deal with a broken heart; the result of relentless self hate and self harm, brought on by a hateful father. Only wanting peace, but never getting it; he went for the only escape he could find, and find and finally found what he sought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
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