Unauthorized Cuddler
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Joined 11-29-03, id: 495447
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

Right now I'm a little ticked off (okay more than a little, A LOT!) about the new rules about scripts and lists...because all but one of my stories were lists or scripts. So now I'm back at having one story - but expect me to revise those stories so I can repost them - prolly a lesson by one of the characters.

Stuff I like to write:
Pirates of the Caribbean
Lord of the Rings
Harry Potter
Alias (haven't gotten around to that yet)
Star Wars (ditto)


Okay, something has been bothering me lately. Everyone knows that I have NO problem with constructive critisism, but when you outright come and tell me that you HATE HATE HATE my story and don't tell me why, that ticks me off. A lot. See, if you want to tell me how much you hate my story, at least have the guts to sign the review, so I might be able to understand where you're coming from. And if you find it in your heart to flame me and sign the review, I just wanted you to know that an account without any stories on it does not deserve to flame anyone. Thanks for reading my incoherent rant.

Oh yeah, and this is especially for Out of Towner: Ever think that maybe I might actually have written those things in "Day in the life of Peregrin Took" on purpose? Yes, I KNOW that Pippin does not have prosthetic feet, it was humorous. Do you understand that? IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY! Oh yeah, and thanks for your supportive review on Confessions of a Gryffindor Chaser. Not. That too sorta made me want to punch you out. Please. Have the guts to sign your review. I dare you.

"I'm a straight-"A" stupid person!"

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A Conversation With Vader by Smenzer reviews
A crazy zany story similar to Pranks. Vader has problems with Han, Luke, Leia, Palpy, Mace, Yoda, Shmi, Prince Xizor, ObiWan, QuiGon, Padme and almost every SW character! VERY FUNNY! Read & Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,221 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Darth Vader, Han S.
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
The Cell by obaona reviews
Obidala. Obi-Wan and Padme are left alone in a cell, after being captured by Palpatine. But something goes wrong . . . They're left there. Part 6 up! [Destiny] Now complete.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,470 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
History of Magic Notes by Junius reviews
One-shot. How does Ron stay awake in History of Magic? By writing random notes… about Hermione, amongst other things…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete
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Confessions of A Gryffindor Chaser reviews
A series of journal entries by Katie Bell, the Gryffindor Chaser, about things going on at Hogwarts and her personal life. A fifth year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 8/20/2004 - George W.
A Day in the Life of Peregrin Took reviews
A fanfic in Limericks. Pippin has an encounter with that one Farmer guy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Peregrin T.