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Joined 11-29-03, id: 495502

Hello to all the little people! You want to know info about me, ne? I'm feeling indulgent today so I'll share some facts with you.

Age: I was born on Christmas of 1985. I'll let you do the math.

Astrological Sign: Capricorn.

Things I Think Are Cool: Anime, Resident Evil/Biohazard, Dino Crisis, X-Men: Evolution, FarScape, Monty Python, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, ramen noodles, MiSTings, spoofs, parodies, Clive Barker's Undying, Silent Hill, Clock Tower, Transformers, Legacy of Kain, Mystery Science Theater 3000

Things I Think Should Be Eradicated: Barney the Dinosaur, stalkers, pathetic American attempts at an anime-like series, parents who blame violence in the media as the reason why their kid(s) gunned down people at their school(We know where the fault REALLY lies.), Care Bears, Power Rangers, people who make impossible pairings with little or no evidence(Though there are some exceptions), Teletubbies(Scary...), Cheap(mostly female)imitations of superheroes(i.e. Supergirl, Batgirl, etc... Nice try, but no dice.)

Words I think are Funny: spork, goober, fuint(You had to be there), squeejee(however you spell it), squick, phwee, squishy, baka(Japanese for idiot/stupid/etc...), snog, pheer

(Update 10/13/05)

About a year later and nothing's changed. Ho-ly Shee-at! It just goes to show how bad I am at commitment. =/ Anyway, I do indeed have plans to write more. I just suck at sticking with a task. Ask my teachers. They have all sorts of stories about me. =P So, really tis all about me sitting down and finishing stuff up. I won't make any promises because we've all seen how good I am at keeping those. (rolls eyes). We'll see what the future brings.

What's on the back burner...
TBA

Oh yeah! Deleted my flamers list thingy. Why? Mainly because the flames were from the story that was taken down so there was no need to keep them up, but that doesn't mean future flamers will be getting away clean. evilgrin As such, the warning below shall remain.

Warning! All flamers will be ridiculed and laughed at. Flame at your own risk.

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Lisa Trevor's untold story by Terarex reviews
The untold story of Lisa Trevor, her life before and after the experiments.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,725 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Lisa T.
Resident Evil Damnation by Shakahnna reviews
Albert Wesker leads two lives - RPD officer by day, Umbrella spy and researcher by night. A story of his duplicity, from years before the Mansion, to the aftermath of the Antarctic. Various OCs and cameos. Slight crossover with Mortal Kombat.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 88 - Words: 679,968 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Chris R., Jill V., A. Wesker, Joseph F.
Noiseless Hill by Davy reviews
A Parody to Silent Hill. PG-13 for language and gore. I started writing this five years ago, so later chapters might be different in style from the earlier ones.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 8/3/2003
Living Like A Disaster by Hello Captain and Shakahnna reviews
Possibly... no, definitely the best..no, the greatest Resident Evil fanfiction... no, infact it's better than canon...ever written. We are wonderful.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 172,208 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Complete
Legacy of Kainypoos! Blood Omen 2 by gryps incedio reviews
Thought I'd grant Pheonix Helix's wish... This chaps not nearly as silly as the rest.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 3/23/2005
The Revolution of the Reaver by gryps incedio reviews
PreSR1. Kain and co go on an adventure. Ch8! R&R
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,553 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 4/17/2005
Self Insert Authoress Tripe by Smoke reviews
Plot? What plot? Random adventures where the LOK gang are aware that the world is run by an Author. Not up to my usual standards. Even if you don't like the first part of the T arc, I think part 7 is worth a look.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,453 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005
In Esse In Perpetuum by Ada Kensington reviews
An idea for a Birkin fic that I've been playing around with for a while now. The lovely Leon S. Kennedy also plays a starring role. It's not too bad. You should try it out. UPDATE: What the hell? An update? Chapter Six: Wesker finally makes an appearance.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,418 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 3/26/2004
How To Raise a Plaga by Snow Puff reviews
Life has never been fair, especially if you're willing to join a cult with a crazy leader who's hellbent on injecting everyone he sees with an ancient parasite. Last chapter up!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
For the Fangirls by Radiant Pencil reviews
It may seem mean and it may seem cruel, but I have seen the state of most LoK fanfiction and it isn't pretty. Here's my spoof of it all. Read it in good health.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006
Legacy of Kain: Tube Reaver by Lutozu reviews
For his transgression, Raziel earned a new kind of reward. It was only a shame Rahab didn't check the washing instructions first...Chapter 6 is now released. [Written with Roh]
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,122 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/25/2005
The Rebirth of Raziel by RazielLordOfSquirrels reviews
After his supposed death upon the sword of Kain, former foe and now friend, Raziel finds himself awake and aware, in a part of Nosgoth he knows not of, with Sarafan soldiers but half a day away... but will he accept this life, or does he still want death?
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 9/12/2005
Soul Reaver 2: Return of the Parody by OrpheumZero reviews
Come on, come all, the final chapter is up, Raziel tracks down the Sarafan, and randomness ensues! Singing! Dancing! And maybe a few blattent ripoffs, enjoy!
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,192 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Complete
The Voyeur of Utter Destruction by Verdot reviews
Defiance spoilers. Kain has long since been a balance guardian when a strange quiver in the Reaver brings him to the messenger of ill news... and the final choice. Twist ending, Raziel appearance. [oneshot]
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
Interview with the Elder God by Kildiazar the Unwanted Ghost reviews
Does Raziel truly have free will? How does the Elder God cope with this situation? Did Raziel gain a secret ability from one of his brother's souls that he doesn't know about? The Elder God explains all. Read and Review
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2005
HairCare Products! by Yrouna reviews
Kain and the lieutenants get a strange orange box. What's in it? Armor? Weapons? HAIRCARE PRODUCTS! first LoK fic. please R&R.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
Randy the Sunshine Happy Decepticon by ManiacTHP reviews
G1 The Decepticons have to cope with a new Happy Decepticon named Randy Chapter 12: Operation Lovebot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,284 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004
Silent Thrills by JollyDoll reviews
How it all began. Spoilers for Silent Hill series. COMPLETE
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,948 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Harry M. - Complete
The Misadventures of Zephon and Raziel by Razielim Vampiress reviews
The tales of Zephon, Raziel, and their new best friend Billy Bong Thorton. Raziel plans to take over Turkey and rename it Chicken, Zephon creates a new religion, and Kain ends up looking like a cross between Huggy Bear and Mr. Roper. Prequel to Stoned Vam
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2005
Silent Hill: Cracks in the Ice by E.P.O reviews
(Finally complete.) We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep. -The Tempest
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,414 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Complete
Blood Omen 2: My way by OrpheumZero reviews
UPDATED! The long awaited chapter 6, Kain enters the Sarafan Keep, much insanity pursues!
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,382 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/25/2003
The Legacy of Jimmy by Static-elf-of-insanity reviews
The origins of Jimmy! Learn how Kain became obsessed with a rubber ducky and how Raziel became an alcoholic.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 9/10/2004
In Search of by Hanzao reviews
It may be Kain's legacy, but things don't quite seem to go his way. What happens on Kain's off days? Wackiness ensues!
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005
The Diaries of a Queen by EyesOfATragedy reviews
The life of Alexia Ashford: her childhood, insane father, and the discovery of the T-Veronica virus.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003
ACT 08: RESIDENT EVIL - World of the Undead (COMPLETE) by noctorro reviews
You know Chris, Jill, Leon, and Claire ... all survivors of Umbrella's disasters. But what happens when you throw a 15 year old kid in their place? An account of an amateur survivor's story in the nightmare that was Raccoon City.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,652 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Complete
Let Me Soar by Sinead Rivka reviews
.:Beast Wars:. While dying, what does one character think? Flames accepted and laughed at.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
The Story of Da Rat by malachite157 reviews
Rattrap tells Dinobot, Optimus and Cheetor about how he and Rhinox met. Of course, in true Rattrap style, he tends to dominate the story. First in a series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2004
From Below by AnimaSola reviews
A group of defenseless students must try to escape from their school, miles away from civilization and overridden by zombies and T-Virus mutations. How will they ever escape the horrors of their school and the endless woods surrounding it?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,591 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 2/18/2004
Resident Evil CODE: Veronica Y by Sonic19902 reviews
Claire Redfield has been CAPTURED! Gasp! Now she needs to find a way to get out of Rockfort Island alive, and needs to survive hanging out with a buncha idiots! Parody of RECVX.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,520 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 12/15/2002
Lament by Smoke reviews
Lament is a reflection on Kain’s relationship with Raziel. I was hoping for something that was emotionally touching.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Complete
The Search for Babies and Shoes by fishbunny reviews
Infinite hiatus
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003
Resident Z by Gouka reviews
When Goku, Vegeta, Mirai Trunks and Gohan are on their way to Yunzibit Heights they are sucked out into an old forest where they are forced into a mansion infested with zombies. In order to survive they must work as a team. {Completed}
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,046 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Murphy's Laws As Applied to Wheeljack by Seekerfemmedraca reviews
The title is self explanitory.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2004
RE 1 Spoof by Urban Cowboy reviews
What do you think? I said spoof didn't I? Sorry for the mix-up. The REAL Ending Chapter!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003
Hagma by mer solitare reviews
What happens when you mix Dogma and Harry Potter? Hagma, of course! (And a drunk voice of God & slightly confused Potions teacher.) Will be R later.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 11/1/2002
Fun With Fire by Ozonebaby reviews
Rowensugarlightermayhem
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 1/23/2001
Bitter by Thomas Myers reviews
Lore reviews his feelings toward Data and Soong. Please read and review.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/7/2004
The History of the Metatron by queen-severus reviews
Hehe, the story of the Metatron left OUT of the Bible. Just kidding, y'all. Not trying to add to the Bible, hehe. Just trying to have fun. Significant changes have been made to chapter one
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2003
Ibis Island Blows It's Top by Dark-Reign reviews
Languge and stupidity. R&R pleaze
Dino Crisis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 3/12/2003
Cooper's Big Day by Neeup and Greegrue reviews
The gang goes on a mission, nice twist. :D
Dino Crisis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2002
A Maiden From a Distant World by CNell reviews
A modern-day girl is dropped into Middle-earth. How will the Fellowship react? Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2002