M.R. Potter
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Joined 11-30-03, id: 496008, Profile Updated: 11-28-10
Author has written 16 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Harry Potter.

Hello, fanfiction seekers!

I usually write Harry Potter-related stories, simply because the fandom is amazing!

I write because it's a lot less messy than baking, and it has less calories! I am a Radio major studying at AUT in New Zealand. It's my life at the moment.

Inspiration comes from the most incredible sources. Once I got caught in the rain with naught but my History book to keep my head dry, and right then and there, a chapter for one of these stories came out! I don't know how that happened, but I reckon it had something to do with the fact that I slipped on a wet spot on the pavement and was sent sprawling on my arse, History book included. I also get inspired by little things, like afternoons at an off-roads cafe, sitting with friends in their bedrooms sharing a bottle of cheap alcohol and of course, reading.

I read Chuck Pahlaniuk, Atul Gawande (even if I'm not a doctor), Khaled Hosseini, Lina Espina-Moore, and anybody who has a good story to tell.

Stories are what we bring to the table, and no two are exactly alike. That is how diverse the world is.

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Are We There Yet? by GalnKay reviews
A certain aristocrat discovers many surprising things about our beloved Miss Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,728 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Against the Wall with Sirius Black by Laurielove reviews
Hermione finds herself in an intriguing position. HG/SB. One-shot. Older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Very Sirius WalMart Adventures by DressagePunk reviews
A late night adventure through a Muggle Wal-mart, with a drunk Sirius and Hermione. Hilarity ensues, and so do the lemons... read and review :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Actually Love, I'm Sirius by SiriuslyGryffindor reviews
Smutting goodness of the Sirius/Hermione kind. Sirius finds Hermione looking sexy in the Library and the best sex of their lives is the result. Read and review. Dont like, im not making you read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Stay the Night by Shira Lansys reviews
When Remus stays behind after moving Sirius into his new flat, conversations enter dangerous territory and feelings are unearthed. RLSB, RemusSirius. WARNING: This story is a SLASH LEMON. With SMUT. Second in the Magic Moments Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Black Heart by Susannah01 reviews
Marriage Law: "Who am I to marry?" The room fell quiet and Sirius raised his gaze from his hands. "Me" Hermione spun her head round to look at him. "You are to marry me Hermione" Rated for language, violence and sex scene's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,234 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Virgin by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione Black is in for a surprise on her wedding night. That's all I'm going to say. Non-canon from... oh, let's say the fourth book onwards, shall we? Disclaimer inside. Rated to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/11/2011 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
A Bit of Christmas Cheer by GlowingRed reviews
Hermione is edgy after dealing with an Azkaban breakout just before the Christmas holidays. Sirius tries to help her unwind, but work and Christmas guests are making his task difficult. A smutty Christmas two-shot with a holiday plot. HG/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
To Feel by rockbandstar reviews
An encounter between Edward and Bella leads them to question their marriages and what love truly means to them. “I had an affair; I didn’t expect to fall in love in the process. I didn’t expect my world to change but it did." AU, All Human, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 85,691 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tangled Up In Plaid by nottonyharrison reviews
"Sorry, Malfoy. I've just had a karma transplant and I wasn't planning on sullying my shiny new mojo with murder." Sirius and Hermione have a bit of smutty fun in the Beemer. Oh, and there's plot too! Part 7 in the 'Monsters in the Parasol' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Paying Off The Debt by LoveHGSS reviews
Remus gives Sirius advice after Sirius is his usual foot-in-mouth self.... SB/HG. Lemons with a plot...sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Forever Young by smurff reviews
Hermione isn't feeling too excited about her birthday. What can Sirius and Remus do to help?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
My Own Personal Rock Star by Emma Hardy reviews
Edward is a Grammy-winning rock star and Bella is his personally-hired makeup artist. They flirt for six years before finally acting on it. Edward becomes cliche badass rock star. How will Bella react? READ/REVIEW! FRESH-SQUEEZED LEMONADE!Rated M for smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,539 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Celebrations by Come Dancing reviews
There is a party occurring at Grimmauld place, and it is there that Hermione and Sirius find something else entirely to celebrate. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
London in Black by Caitlinlaurie reviews
Fights can be such wonderful things. Sirius helps Hermione discover the joys of makeup sex, BMWs, and London at night. Smut! Oneshot. Sirius/Hermione. SB/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,055 - Follows: 5,788 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art of Kissing by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
SiriusHermione - A much anticipated fair only causes more friction between two of the most combative members of Grimmauld Place. When Sirius & Hermione are forced to run a kissing booth together, will that friction turn into something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
His Wicked Way by angelically-devilish reviews
Hermione couldn’t help but grin. It was a condition that seemed incurable – her inability to frown or even remain neutrally apathetic in his presence. He had always seemed to bring out the strongest of emotions from her. SiriusHermione Gift for remuslives
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Yeah Baby by diamond-helen reviews
Incidentally, how exactly is it that you’re so, erm, intimately acquainted with the terms of endearment Sirius uses in bed?” Hermione said. Remus spluttered as he caught her meaning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Make me feel by WiccaWitch reviews
She confides her secret desires in a journal, what happens when Sirius snoops?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
I'll Be Waiting by LoveHGSS reviews
Just a little drabble that was floating around my head. Mature content. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
What Have You Done by lenokiie reviews
It had started as a schoolgirl crush that led to a wedding with Remus Lupin, but is he the man she thought and loved him for? Beware, Remus not nice much.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The human experience by VampySlayerBiteMeIfuDare reviews
What if Bella was captured by the Volturi before making it to Forks. Aro makes bella a deal she can't refuse. Become the human experience human prostitute to vampires or die. B E dark and lemony. Give it a shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,714 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Exhausted by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Hermione arrives home from teaching at Hogwarts, exhausted from exam preparations. It's just lucky Remus is there to help her relax. Gift for angelically-devilish. RemusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Isle Esme by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After Hours by BeckyLuvsTwilight reviews
Edward is a janitor at an accounting firm, where Ms. Swan is head accountant. This is one night of Karma Sutra goodness. *********Mature Content******** Lemony sweet. OOC/AH/AU ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Punish Me by jasperohHALEyeah reviews
Bella has been such a bad girl that she has to go see Principal Cullen. hot little one-shot that is my entry for the D/s birthday contest. ExB AH AU OOC rated M for LEMONS A PLENTY! please review it makes me smile!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art of Seduction by far-to-jaded reviews
Bella gives Professor Cullen a lesson he won't soon forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Healing Touch by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
RemusHermione - Her scent was intoxicating, her voice seductive, her eyes brilliant & her kisses addictive, but her touch was something entirely different. Her touch was – for lack of a better term – magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Dominanace by Dominae de Machinae reviews
DOM Bella and Edward Trilogy. I think she deserves her moment of glory.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Late Night Rendezvous by angelically-devilish reviews
2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Birthdays by dolcevida7 reviews
Bella wants to give Edward something extra special for his birthday. Will his twin brother Jasper also reap the birthday benefits? Yummy Threesome Lemon, BxE and BxExJ, AU/AH, Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19444 - Favs: 12,192 - Follows: 5,574 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Piano Fingers by Carmen Schecter reviews
Bella has waited patiently for eight months for Edward to finally give in and give her what she wants. Kinda sweet lemon, but still hot. AH/OOC. Now a series of one-shots!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drums, Bass, and Bella LEMON! by AprilAnne reviews
Bella's drunk at a party. Edward is watching over her to make sure she stays safe. But he never thought that he was the one that would need protecting when things get down and dirty. ExB LEMON-freaking-ADE No longer a two-shot... mmm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,330 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Beach Bodies by MaeCullen17 reviews
The entire Cullen crew go to Isle Esme to get away. What happens when Emmett's teasing goes too far? Not exactly a threesome,...but Emmett get's a little peap show. Lemons! Edward & Bella...with a little taste of Emmett. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Captive by dharkephoenyx reviews
Bella's feeling naughty.. Edward's in for some fun tonight. AU/AH. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lace and Leather by KCakaAlice reviews
Based on "Lace and Leather" by Britney Spears. A little more aggressive than "Everything". Bella suprises Edward when he comes home from work.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Music Does To Me by Allergic-To-Sunlight reviews
Collaboration with draco-lord-0. Edward watches Bella sleep, but her sleep-talking soon "gets" to him. Mature Edward/Bella... mostly Edward though... :P Don't like don't read. First posted Twilight fanfic. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Edward Is Away Bella Will Play by fluppy reviews
When Edward is away, and Bella gets lonely, she turns to her trusty mobile. Rated M for one big lemon. Has been extended from a one shot to two.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Riding The Rails by Captain Jezebel reviews
Bella lives in NYC, one day while riding the subway she sees a very sexy stranger who gives her the ride of her life. AU AH OOC BxE one shot lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight by Pink Ribbon Scars reviews
Edward leaves Bella to go hunting and Bella is plauged by risqué dreams that renders her unable to sleep. What should she do to overcome this obstacle? What every teenage girl does. LEMON! ONE-SHOT! Vamp.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Patience is a Virtue by mary-v reviews
Edward frustrates Bella. Bella decides to take matters into her own hands. And we all know Edward isn't one to sit idly by. WARNING: CONTAINS LEMON! ETA: formatting fixed. Re-upload.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Spanking Gone Wrong by greeneyedgirl813 reviews
Exactly what it is. A spanking gone wrong. Vey good. Very short. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella, the Vibrator, and the Swivel Chair by ToKiEmOkIe reviews
*One-Shot* A Sexualy Frustrated Bella Has problems coping with Edward being in Japan. What happens when he makes a surprise return? I like it sour....that means there's Lemons lol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Shower by rockbandstar reviews
After a hunting trip, Edward returns to find Bella in the shower. With thoughts of her consuming him he finally gives her what she wants.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Healthy Diet of Sex by Chamberpot reviews
Edward decides to give Bella a very healthy diet of sex. One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surprises by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Edward surprises Bella after a rather personal and intimate moment. But the real surprise is his reaction. My entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,855 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Something Mutual by cookybabe reviews
A different angle of smut. BxE, written in third person. Au-all human. One-shot. Inside the minds of Bella and Edward as they think about one another.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sticky Testing by LiGhTiNg.FaStXD reviews
Edward is married to Bella and is a math teacher at UW. Today is an exam day. He finds a gift underneith his desk. He starting to love exams. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Long Years by Thennowandalways reviews
Two years of looks and touches, of dreams and despair. Well she would give it one last shot... Remus and Hermione, doing what they do best!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,721 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Show Me by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
An entry for *A Twilight Teasing Story Contest* Bella comes into her room, fresh from the shower, wrapped in only a towel, to find Edward lounging on her bed instead of out hunting like he's supposed to be. Slightly OOC Edward, but not too much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Through the Pain and the Tears by calin-durus reviews
Where did this go wrong? How could she do this to us? Sure we were having our problems but I never thought she had considered this" ONESHOT BxE RATED M FOR LANGUAGE AND LEMON smut AH/AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exchanging Gifts by McManda627 reviews
Pure Christmas smut. Bella takes Edward's suggestion for his Christmas present to heart and it turns out it's a gift both of them can enjoy. Previously a one-shot, now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,286 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alone 2 by Warrior of the future reviews
Hermoine and Sirius have found one another...Graphic sex and course lang. Dont like, dont read. PLZ READ AND REVIEW, SEQUEL TO ALONE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by SiriuslyBwitched reviews
After an evening filled with wrapping gifts, Sirius barged in on Hermione who was scandalously clad in his Christmas present. A holiday one-shot filled with lots of mistletoe!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Follow Me by the-glory-days reviews
A set of instructions, tasks to complete. A final destination, and a Christmas treat. Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest. Co-written with cevuplay. All-Human, Edward/Bella, One Shot Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alone by Warrior of the future reviews
He wants her. She wants him. They just need a little encouragement to get the fire going. SB/HG explict sex and language. dont like dont read. PLZ REVEIW! COULD BE A SECOND CHAPTER! BUT PEOPLE NEED TO REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Bubbles! by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
After a humiliating attempt at seducing Edward, Bella occupies herself by taking a bath. Little does she know, that Edward's mind is made up - and he wants to make love with Bella. What could this innocent bubble bath lead to? ExB Cute Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Innocence by Ceredwen reviews
What happens when two people with lives manipulated by the ministry and harmed by pureblood mania decide to fight back? Begins with a marriage law and follows them through their struggles with the wizarding world. Complete! Epilogue to follow. SBHG NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 208,415 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Bathe Me In Your Love by whoajessica reviews
Would you like a bath?" Edward asked from the bed as I examined myself in the full-length mirror. Set in Breaking Dawn. One-shot. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
As the Petals Fall by youLOVEamelia reviews
Years after Harry and Draco broke up, Harry is now in an abusive relationship with a famous Quidditch player and both Harry and Draco have children. Draco just went through a divorce and has decided he wants Harry back. Rated M DMHP MPREG noncon abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,749 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Thing With Sirius by Jenwryn reviews
Sirius/Hermione. Having been lovingly bullied into living with the Weasleys, Hermione needs somewhere to escape to. And, given that his library is rather impressive, Sirius’s place a logical choice... Warnings: sex & grown-up stuff. Hermione is an ADULT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Silent Seduction by WiccaWitch reviews
Left to his own devises Sirius would never go after her...Now, she's tired of waiting and decides to take matters into her own hands, with a little persuasion all without saying a word. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Room Of Requirement by ForbiddenStories87 reviews
Harry Potter is walking through the halls of Hogwarts one night when he is suddenly captured and taken to the Room of Requirement by the person he least expects. Harry&Draco Warning: Character Rape!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ginevra Makes Some Friends by DracoErotica reviews
Sequel to Hermione's Adventures. Mature sexual content adults only! Oneshot. Probably no sequel :o REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Inked by NixItAll reviews
This isn’t any more exciting than any other quill… other than it smells bad… Lord, Hermione can be boring, she needs help.' Sirius shows Hermione that all work and no play... is no way to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
What Comes of 'Bite Me' by Sirie reviews
What happens when Hermione pushes Sirius just too far with those two little words. Smutty, Lemony, YUMMY! It's rated M NC17 for a reason. You've been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
For Rent by me19 reviews
Thanks to Blaise Zabini, 26 year old Draco Malfoy has to pretend to be married to a Muggle-born witch in order to secure a business deal. Who's the best Muggle-born witch for the job? Why, Hermione Granger of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,846 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Malfoy Complex by Billie Hart reviews
Harry is upset about being a virgin at 16, and attempts to fix this dilemma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You And Me In The Dressing Room by LolaCherryColaGirl reviews
When Hermione got Sirius those special gift certificates for Christmas, she had forgotten his passion for making mischief. Especially his passion for making mischief with her. Rating for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
A Sticky Situation by Miss Nikki reviews
Draco invites Harry over for dinner, which he 'intends' to do the muggle way. Licking and teasing the lips with his teeth he spoke between nips, “Chocolate.” Desert proves to becaome a very sticky affair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Poison: A SiriusHermione Ficlet by Karka reviews
She wants to tease him, and tease him she does. Does Sirius have any selfrestraint? Of course not! PostDeathly Hallows. Slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
To Seduce A Black by SiRiUsLyInLuV71 reviews
Hermione smirked knowingly. She had him, after long last.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Search for the Faeries Flower by NariNari reviews
After an extremely long flash back, Harry, Draco, and Ron get detention from Snape and must go int to the Forbidden Forest to find 10 Faeries Flowers. DxH, lemon, slight crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Under Pressure by Slytherin.Pryncess.666 reviews
Harry convinces Draco to attend a Ministry meeting and he finds himself under a bit of pressure at Harry's expenses. WARNINGS: SLASH HD & SEXUAL CONTENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sparkle and Magnificence by green-eyed blonde reviews
HD slash! Nonmagic, gayness, club scenes, and HIM, the one. Featuring a manipulative!Harry. Manhunt, anyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,289 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Best Mates by Blood White Panther reviews
harryron slash boyonboy action. Harry can't sleep. He overhears Ron having a very interesting dream...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Get By Without Sweets by 2ofacrime24 reviews
Hermione bets Harry that he can’t go a day without sweets. HR Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Her Passion by Baruma reviews
Hermione wants him, and she won't take no for an answer. SBHG Very mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Hermione's Adventures by DracoErotica reviews
WARNING: HARDCORE SEXUAL CONTENTEXPLICIT!. MATURE ADULTS ONLY. Threesomes, anal, oral, sex, slash. Hermione is left wanting, until she decides to satiate herself in the Room of Requirement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 193 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stolen Kiss by Krabby Patty reviews
Someone steals a kiss. Oneshot, RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/17/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Ink by KissThis reviews
Drabble. [Siremione: RLxHG SBxHG RLxSB RLxHGxSB] Hermione's day off is spent indulging Sirius' artistic side...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Lucky One by Sneezy Mouse reviews
[Ginny x Oliver] The pair ‘accidentally’ shag and are forced to spend lots of awkward, sexually tense months with each other since they are key players in their best pal’s wedding (HrP). Romance could bloom… or they could just be wanton sex-buddies...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,987 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Oliver W., Ginny W.
One Night by granger2malfoy reviews
It’s Hermione’s birthday and she gets a chance for passion just for one
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Friends Or Foes? by Gillyness reviews
What happens when HP characters are forced to live together? They go insane, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2001 - Published: 11/29/2001
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Break Me reviews
A broken Hermione gets put back together by a well-meaning Sirius. Will she recover whole? Or are the pieces of her heart going to stay scattered? D/s dynamic, fluffy lemony oneshot written out of boredom. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Roommate reviews
Hermione needs a place to stay and she is forced to move into 12 Grimmauld Place with Sirius. It's nothing but arguments between the two at first, but any fool can tell it's more than that. How much are the two willing to bend before they break?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Honey reviews
Far from being just a great face mask, Hermione discovers that honey is also great at luring in unsuspecting husbands. Fluffy lemon, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Deal reviews
Hermione is engaged to Ron, but she and Sirius somehow they establish that they were to have an affair right before Hermione is to marry Ron. It seems like the ideal arrangement, sex without commitment and no drama. But does it really happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,948 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Up In Smoke reviews
Hermione and Sirius have a filthy habit they can't seem to get rid of. But since misery love company, maybe kicking it won't be so bad after all! Fluffy one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Domestic Bliss
Domestic life need not be bland, as Sirius is rather willing to show Hermione. Persuasion has never been so enticing, especially when compared to the delights of doing your washing outside. Lemon and lime, squeezed over a double of gin. Sirius/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Winning You Back reviews
Hermione has an affair, convinced that Sirius no longer finds her attractive. Sirius is determined to set things right between them and he wins her over with the best way he knows how. Fluffy, lemony oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Right Now reviews
Sirius and Hermione take it slow. Rated M for lemony goodness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Thrill of The Chase reviews
Sirius and Hermione step it up in a club, with absolutely no references to dancing. Rated M for graphic sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Date With The Night reviews
When you've got everything, like Blaise does, what more could you possibly want? Sometimes it takes a little perspective to make you understand that you can't have everything and not lose anything at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,135 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Blaise Z., Terry B.
Masks and Roses reviews
It's Halloween, where one can act behind the freedom of a mask. Harry is taking advantage of this, going after Draco Malfoy in a way that being unmasked would never allow. But resolution is better than regret, as Harry is soon to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,182 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stolen Kiss reviews
Does love recognize difference? Because in Tonks and Remus' case, one is strictly confined by it while the other doesn't even care if its there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Once Upon A Time In Italy reviews
fast forward several years into the future. harry is now a successful Seeker for England's National Quidditch Team, and Hermione a successful GM in a hotel in italy. fate brings them together, and it will ultimately decided if what was meant to be, will b
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,890 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mistletoe reviews
We all know that Lily and James only started going out in their seventh year. But here's a quick outtake of a Christmas in their sixth year things might have started around this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Captain of my Heart reviews
We all know that Harry is smitten with Cho Chang...but little do we know that Oliver Wood likes someone as well.ü
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Oliver W.
One Last Kiss reviews
Natalie thought that Will might get around to saying what she had been waiting for, but she was HORRIBLY mistaken.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2004