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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter.

This is a new name, even though I've been on here for years. Absolutely nothing will be published under this name if the entire thing isn't already written and complete. So expect to see some one shots come through before anything else. I have posted one shots that I may continue at some future date, but don't quote me on that. I tried to leave them as finished as possible in case I don't. My personal preference is both reading and writing slash, but I won't rule anything else out in case inspiration strikes me.

Also, I'm not a review whore, I never have been. However, it doesn't make me want to continue when I get zero reviews on something. Why write anything longer if no one likes the shorter things? As an author I try to leave something if I read it as a sign of respect. At this rate constructive criticism or flames would even be welcome, that way I know someone thought about what I wrote.

My favorite story I've written for this fanfic is Flames That Danced Upon His Skin. It's beautiful and extremely disturbing, but I imagine people are fucked up after being isolated like that.

I think the next one is Sleeping Cap. So far it's the only one I've written in first person for this fanfic. To me, it's still hilarious.

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Delirium Victoria by TheCauldron reviews
What if the prophecy wasn't as literal as Dumbledore assumed? Sometimes, sleep deprivation can be helpful. Set post fifth year, a bit (very) OOC. Just some silliness my own sleep dep caused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/11 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
If I Can't Reach the Stars (It's All Because of You) by lamerezouille reviews
Draco loves to fly, but hates Potter. Then he's selected as Team England's reserve Seeker for the Olympic Games. Potter is the team's main Seeker. See where the problem is? -Quidditch!fic-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Tides of magic by dantemalfoy reviews
As Muggle surveillance threatens the very existence of the wizarding world, Minister Potter resorts to desperate measures and contacts the Draco that resides twenty years in the past. The ebb and flow of magic and time swirl around Hogwarts while unknown powers assail them. Slash Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,295 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/9 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Moon Looks Lovely Tonight by Omi-Omi reviews
When Harry moves into the damp and empty Black house, it doesn't quite feel like home. And then the first owl moves in. After that, it's a steep slope leading to bed-sharing, more owls, assorted housemates, strange potions experiments, and terrible cooking. And a bit of waltzing, too. Written for 2014 HD Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,435 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/11 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Running on Air by eleventy7 reviews
Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years; Harry is assigned the cold case and slowly becomes intrigued by the memories he investigates. Eventual HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,362 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Strongest Affinity by eidheann reviews
Trouble finding a wand for Scorpius leads Harry and Draco to something they never imagined. Written for 2014 Career Fair fest at Livejournal. Careers chosen: Harry Wandmaker, Draco Single Father/Hermit. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Between Dreams and Miracles by thisbloodycat reviews
Deep down, Draco has always been a dreamer, orbiting around his own private sun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Long Defeat by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry thought being enslaved by the goblins for his break-in at Gringotts was the worst thing that could happen, except for the sinking of the economy the goblins threatened if he didn't comply. But then the Malfoys bought him, and that was probably worse. Or maybe not. Updated every Saturday evening. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,305 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
The Sun Will Come Out by Momatu reviews
Scorpius needs a teacher before he goes to Hogwarts. Several teachers/tutors with the best credentials and impeccable background have been hired, then rapidly fired. Enter Harry Potter, who immediately hits it off with Scorpius. It takes a while longer for the Lord of the Manor to come around. (H/D Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,543 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
Wish Upon a Star (As Dreamers Do) by ICMezzo reviews
There's plant magic and celestial magic and dark magic and the normal magic that allows Harry to use a spell to clean his socks when Myrtle's taken up in his laundry room again. Then there are wishes, and dreams, and love, and those are even more magical still. (Harry/Draco, side pairings Hannah/Neville, Hermione/Ron)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Our Necessities by dcfg21 reviews
After being Turned by a vampire, Harry descends into reckless and dangerous behavior. The Ministry and the Vampire Council devise a way to keep the former Savior on a leash, and his fangs to himself, by forcing him to take a Consort. Title comes from Shakespeare's "King Lear", Act 3, Scene 2. "The art of our necessities is strange, That can make vile things precious."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,935 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles: Year 7 by Crimson Nails reviews
After 7 years of attending Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles, Harry Potter receives a mysterious letter that will change his life forever. Based on the fic, 'Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crossed Paths and Karaoke by TheCauldron reviews
HPDM Draco Malfoy is in trouble, and for once, he really didn't do it. His only chance to prove his innocence lies in the hands of the Boy Who Lived. Unfortunately, The Savior had abandoned the wizarding world after the final battle, and has been missing ever since. Post Hogwarts, ignores epilogue, with just a dash of smutty goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,439 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Darklist by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco Malfoy, wanted criminal, strolled into the Ministry to give himself up, he seemed destined for Azkaban until he offered to hand over information to avert an upcoming crime. Of course, he refused to divulge that knowledge to anyone but Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,023 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chaos Theory by Tessa Crowley reviews
Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't. Featuring Genius!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 103,285 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Severus S. - Complete
Selfish and Noble Actions by AwfulLawful reviews
At long last Harry decides to take care of himself as much as he has taken care of others and allow himself well-deserved luxuries. A soul-searching flight leads him to a place where he can relax in his own way and appreciate the finer things in life without guilt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Names by fluffy-fuzzy-ears reviews
"And if the reward for Draco trying to be nice was Harry smiling at him like he was the most brilliant thing in the whole entire world ever, then Draco would fucking try a lot harder." Post DH, EWE, Eighth Year, HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,936 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Compliments to the Chef by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry's latest assignment is a toughie. He's been sent in to interview the newest face on the magical food and wine circuit. Chef Malfoy is not going to make this easy. WARNINGS for mature content and slash, not fit for minors.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Be My Savior by Living.Like.A.Boss reviews
Sold away at a young age, Harry Potter was a rent-boy. Draco Malfoy on the other hand was rich, successful - and was secretly a serial killer who killed prostitutes by nightfall. When their paths meet, how would their story end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
An Act of Kindness for One Harry Potter by a Sympathetic Draco Malfoy by 0idontknow0 reviews
As Draco leaned on the wall to wait for them to get dressed, he could not help feeling like he had done a very kind thing by disrupting them. Someone should give Potter a better rogering than that sorry sod had. The man had saved the bloody world—okay, mostly Europe—the least someone could do was give him a proper shag.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,153 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shattered Mind, Fractured Soul by DeiStarr reviews
Lily Luna - the girl with many secrets. So many things to hide, and she hides them well. Until she goes to Hogwarts, and everything starts to go wrong. As she begins to fall apart, her carefully constructed walls built to protect her secrets begin to crumble down. Lily Luna has many secrets - and Gemma just may be the biggest one of all. Child/Mentor fic. Harry/Draco side pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ginny W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know by Sophie French reviews
Draco has been through hell and he just can't take it anymore. It has to stop. He has to go. He should have known someone would think differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,976 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
My Only Hate by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry has been cursed and now inhabits the wrong body. Draco Malfoy may be the only one who can help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,867 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Daydreams by PhoenixPhoether reviews
When Harry returns to Hogwarts for the summer to help rebuild the castle, he discovers that the Room of Requirement is hiding something. Will it draw out Harry's own secrets? A tender, romantic coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,120 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sins and Scars and Shattered Things by Tessa Crowley reviews
Sequel to "The Unbearable Burden of Caring". Fifteen years have passed since the War, but the wizarding world isn't quite ready to forgive Draco Malfoy for his past sins, or for being in love with Harry Potter. For a former Death Eater who escaped conviction, it is a trial by fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,393 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Unbearable Burden of Caring by Tessa Crowley reviews
Fifteen years after the War, Draco is a social recluse and award winning author. Harry is an auror who works too hard, ensuring his old war wounds never heal. They meet at a masque ball, unaware of each other's identities. In another situation, it would have been love at first sight. But for them, it would never be so simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,982 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by Momatu reviews
Set four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, three years after Draco was abducted by person or persons unknown. Draco is now living in a small Muggle community and working in a library with no idea the Wizarding World exists, until one day, a bloke with a mop of just-shagged black hair comes in for storytime with a little boy to get out of the rain. H/D Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,812 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Normal is the Watchword by lamerezouille reviews
This story is about love and family and yes, maybe it's not supposed to be about Jamie exactly, but Draco and Harry are very stubborn and Jamie's just a kid, you can't expect him to completely extract himself from a story he's actually living, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sleeping Dragon by Omi-Omi reviews
When Draco loses his memory, Harry struggles to recognise the man he loves. As they get to know each other again, can Harry overcome his sense of loss? And will Draco ever remember that he loves Harry? Written for the HD Glompfest 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,267 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Their Phoenix by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. AU from chapter 32 of DH. Harry saves both Snape and Draco in the Shrieking Shack, and bonds them to him, accidentally. He's determined to ignore it. Circumstances may not let him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,588 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Out of Sight, Out of Mind reviews
Harry's been cursed. He is engaged to Draco, but has no memory of him at all when they aren't together. HP/DM COMPLETE for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Saved Us All reviews
Pansy Parkinson writes an article about Harry and Draco's engagement and love that surprises both of them. HP/DM COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Pansy P. - Complete
Ron Shouldn't Eavesdrop reviews
How Ron inadvertently got Harry and Malfoy together. HP/DM COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
Flames that danced upon his skin reviews
Heat. Burning. Fire licked upon his skin. The wonder he held at the colors was nothing compared to the pain. He deserved pain. For a little while it eased his consciousness and the pretty colors, the orange, red, blue, yellow, even purple, and white, were a balm to his mind, if not his body. Warnings: Suicide, character death. This is Draco's story. No slash this time. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dancing in the Graveyard reviews
Harry misses the dead so much that he's barely living, until some of the dead themselves give him much needed advice. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry's Unlikely Angel reviews
After being bullied by seemingly everyone for being gay Harry is saved by an unlikely savior. HP/DM Dedicated to those that have been bullied. COMPLETE, but may be continued in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Taming Tresses reviews
After a picture in the paper Hermione drags Harry along to see a hairstylist, but Harry is suspicious that's her only motive. HP/DM COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Rotten Day reviews
Draco is having a bad day and Harry makes it better. HP/DM slash, established relationship. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Black Poison reviews
Harry needs something to live for, will he ever find it? You can read this as HP/DM pre-slash or not slash depending on how you squint. M rating for subject matter. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Draco hears the sound of an angel? Uh, no reviews
Draco catches Harry in the act. Singing, that is. HP/DM established relationship. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Sleeping Cap reviews
"What is that? On... On... your... head..." I sputtered out finally. "Potter, you imbecile, that's a silk sleeping cap," he proclaimed, assuming that I didn't know what it was. Harry/Draco pre-slash. Complete silliness. I hope it makes you smile. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete