Emerald The Lady Destiny
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Joined 03-13-01, id: 49645
Author has written 13 stories for Labyrinth.

All right cats and kittens, Emmy's tired of the old message so here she is with an update. If you see any stories gone that you read before, it means they've been sent to the big ff.net in the sky. They're not coming back, so don't bother asking. I don't even have copies of any of them, though there might be a few circling around a few other fiction sites I've forgotten about.

What I have for you now is a handy-dandy guide to the Emmy-fiction and my thoughts on my stories. In other words, I'm bored and in need of something to do. So here we go, starting from the top and working our way down:

The Goblin King is my Stalker: My humor stuff is insane, and this is not exception. The pacing's a bit off but I still find it absurdly hilarious. But then, I'm easily amused.

Twas the Night After Christmas: I always do a Christmas fic, whether alone or in collaboration with friends. You can the collabs under Danalas the Lady Chaos and Nikajendayiuadjit, they're called Peachy Christmas and 12 Days of Christmas, Labyrinth Style, respectively. This particular fic is in rhyme and modeled after (you guessed it) Twas the Night Before Christmas.

Be Careful what you Wish For: Probably my last attempt at anything semi-serious. I had fun with this story, even though it did take me a long time to finish. Novel work got in the way and this suffered for it. It's still a fun enough read.

How the Goblin King Stole Christmas: This is the one and only fic I'm truly proud of. Yes, a parody of the Grinch, and yes, done in rhyme. I love this story to itty bitty pieces and consider it my crowning achievement in fanfiction. Not that that's saying much.

Getting over the Goblin King: I amuse myself far too much, as I've said. I'm no songwriter and never will be, but I try my best. And warning: reading may cause you to have this tune stuck in your head for days.

What could have been a lovely JS story and What could have been a lovely JS Christmas story: Basically, a couple of (intentional) badfics with commentary from Jareth, Sarah, and yours truly. Good for a chuckle or two.

Jareth's Very Secret Diary: Oh come on, every fandom needs an ode to Cassie Claire's VSD series. This one's a popular fic and I really hope some day to add to it, if inspiration ever strikes.

Times Change, and we with Time: One of those serious fics. What can I say? It's got a lot of cliches and a homosexual relationship, which always gets some folks dander up. Not one of my personal favorites.

Lady Destiny vs. The Goblin King: Starring moi as my old alter-ego and where I got this penname. It's absurd and basically a blatant excuse for some self-insertation, but I wasn't quite able to bring myself to delete it. Please forgive me.

The Christmas Letter: Where the Christmas fic tradition started. It's trite, it's so sugary it should come with a warning for diabetics, and it has a chapter with unicorns and (again) a cameo from Lady Destiny. Read only when under the influence of intense Christmas cheer.

As the World FallsDown...again: I have -no- idea why so many people review this one, nor why they like it so much. Cliche ridden as usual with awful dialogue and a plot that does a complete one-eighty somewhere around the middle that will make sense to no one now that I've deleted my awful trilogy. But if you insist on reading it and find yourself confused, IM me on AOL instant messenger at SadisticLilFairy and I'll do my best to explain.

Labyfic writers+Peach Wine=Trouble, Part 1: I haven't read this in so long, I honestly don't remember much of what it's about, except that Nika (Nikajendayiuadjit) and I were total on some kind of sugar rush. Part 2 can be found under her screen-name. All I remember about that is something involving a life-size picture of the Goblin King naked except for a peach covering his...eh...you get the idea.

Admittedly, I'm my own worst critic and probably more than a little harsh on myself. So you can take what I say as seriously (or not) as you wish. Anyhow, hope you all have a lovely day.

Hugs and kisses,

Emmy xox

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The Goblin King is my Stalker reviews
More insanity, this time another original song written by yours truly. Hope you all enjoy it, and remember to R and R!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Twas the Night After Christmas reviews
As always, I'm here with a bit of holiday insanity. A little belated, perhaps, but no one's perfect. Hope you all enjoy, and please read and review!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Be Careful what you Wish For reviews
Sparrow was having no luck getting over her writer's block. That was the worst of her troubles. At least, until she was transported to the Underground, and the Goblin King was demanding her help with a certain mortal woman. JS story, please RR!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,604 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Complete
How The Goblin King Stole Christmas reviews
That's right, I'm back with my annual Christmas fic. This year it's a parody of the Grinch. Hope you enjoy it, and please R and R! Happy Holidays!
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
Getting over the Goblin King reviews
Just another bit of insanity from yours truly, hoping to amuse you all. A humorous song about the Goblin King. Hope you enjoy, please R and R!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Complete
What could have been a lovely JS Christmas Story reviews
Oh goodness, another one! And this time for the Christmas season! Anyway, just another humor piece from me, infused with the Christmas spirit. Hope you enjoy, and remember to RR!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
What could have been a lovely JS story reviews
It started out all right. Just a nice, sappy, romantic little J/S one-shot. Then Jareth and Sarah had to add their two cents, and it ended up as one big mess. I hope you enjoy this little bit of humorous nonsense. Please R/R!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Complete
Jareth's Very Secret Diary reviews
Inspired by the "Very Secret Diary" series by Cassie Claire. Just another bit of humorous insanity by yours truly! Hope you all enjoy it, and please R/R!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Complete
Times Change, and we with Time reviews
Sarah has had to grow up quickly, having recieved crushing news about her family. Can her friend help pull her out of the depression and guilt she is slowly letting over take her? And what of the Goblin King, who chooses now for his revenge against Sarah?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,134 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 1/29/2002 - Complete
Lady Destiny vs. The Goblin King reviews
Someone once asked me what would happen if I met the Jareth from this dimension.**New Chapter** Wasn't this supposed to be a one-shot? Yes, it was. The rivalry between Jareth and I has become a full scale war. What will happen? Well, R/R to find out!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2002 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Complete
The Christmas Letter reviews
Toby sends a letter to Santa Claus, asking for something to make his depressed sister happy. Santa reads this letter, and asks his friend The Lady Destiny for some help. Will Toby's wish come true? J/S story.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2001 - Published: 12/7/2001 - Complete
As the World Falls Downagain reviews
Sarah is hit by a drunk driver, and her legs are now paralyzed. Nine years later, after much time of depression and anger, Jareth decides to go see Sarah. What will he think of her now? J/S story, please R/R!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,021 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/27/2001 - Published: 10/1/2001 - Complete
Labyfic writersPeach WineTrouble, Part 1 reviews
In collaboration with Nika-Chan formerly ssjnikki and with help from Magic24. It's just like the title says folks! Be afraid, be very afraid. And please R/R!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10/5/2001 - Complete
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