Laverva McGown
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Joined 08-02-13, id: 4965296, Profile Updated: 04-18-15
Author has written 18 stories for Sherlock Holmes, Façade, Club penguin, Lord of the Rings, Barbie, Harry Potter, Kuroshitsuji, and Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui!.

An account dedicated to the wondrous and erotic ship that is Minerva McGonagall and Lavender Brown.

If you read a story of ours and think the author is the most brilliant writer on fanfiction, that's because they are.


We ship many things:

Barbie: Life In The Dreamhouse -- Ken/Barbie (onesided), Kyan (Ken/Ryan) *OTP ALERT*

Façade: Grip (Grace/Trip), Grace/Carol, Trip/Adam

Sherlock: Warlock (Sherlock/Watson), Sheriarty (Sherlock/Moriarty)

Club Penguin: Agent G/Aunt Arctic

Black Butler: Seel (Sebastian/Ciel), Grelastian (Grell/Sebastian), Lici (Elizabeth/Ciel)

Watamote: nobody, because it's a goddamn depressing anime and having ships from it is just immoral

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Damn It All reviews
As Sherlock embarks on a journey to discover himself, he ends off biting off more than he can chew.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 8/2/2013 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Symposium
When Trip is cornered by Grace about a dark mistake from the past, how will he respond? Will their marriage be destroyed, or will they both be able to salvage the broken pieces of their lives?
Façade - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Trip, Grace, OC - Complete
Full Moon Cat reviews
Thanks to Sebastian's connections, Ciel has finally regained a (fully) human form. However, there is a side-effect that is worse than he could ever imagine. Also, sneaking out to parties with suspicious company is never a good idea, no matter *who* you are. OOC. Verry OOC. Rated for excessive language. Cat!Ciel. SebasCiel (heavily implied). Obviously AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.] Undertaker
The Cat Has Stayed reviews
Sequel to The Cat Returns. After a month of waiting in the shop, Ciel is *finally* recollected by Sebastian. Elizabeth makes a cameo as well; apparently Ciel isn't worth enough to her though. Rated for language. OOC. Cat!Ciel. Implied SebasCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Sebastian M., Ciel P.] Elizabeth M., Undertaker - Complete
Attic reviews
"Aunt?" her mouth twists in confusion, "I have an aunt?" "Had," I correct after a hesitation, "You had an aunt." "Where is she?" Character death. Future!fic. Mentioned OCs. OOC. Rated for safety
Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
The Cat Returns reviews
Sequel to The Half Cat. He though he was cured, but after an extraordinary (and irritating) turn of events, Ciel ends up back at square one. Rated for Language.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Ciel P., Grell S., Undertaker - Complete
The Half-Cat reviews
Sequel to The Cat (read beforehand otherwise it might be confusing). Ciel gets cured of the magic that turned him into a cat, but a few side-effects come along with being cured...Neko!Ciel. SebasCiel, if you see it that way. Strong T. Crack!Fic. Sort of fluffy at the end
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.] Undertaker - Complete
The Cat reviews
Sort of a semi-not-really sequel to 'Snatched' but can be read alone. Ciel finally Takes Steps and saves himself, but what happens after that is something no one - not even his captor - could predict. Cat!Ciel. Rated for language and paranoia. Maybe the teensiest bit of SebasCiel if you see it that way. Crack!fic.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.] Grell S. - Complete
Terrified reviews
-Modern AU- -Very OOC- Ciel, while usually brave, is extremely scared of horror movies. So, naturally, he hires one, thinking that it wouldn't be too bad. How wrong he was...rated for language. Bit of SebasCiel in there, if you see it that way.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.] - Complete
Snatched reviews
Sequel to 'Kidnapped'. Grell only saves Ciel for one reason, and Ciel hates that reason. Also, why doesn't he have a spare key to his own home? Rated for language.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Ciel P., Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Kidnapped reviews
Sequel to 'Captured'. Just because Ciel does something frequently, it doesn't mean that he *likes* doing it. Rated for language.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Ciel P., Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Captured reviews
Ciel is captured (yet again) and Sebastian is no where to be seen. He is rescued by a most unlikely person...rated for language
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Ciel P., Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Hidden Attractions and Failed Transactions
It's another day in the Order of the Phoenix HQ, but with secret love interests, traitors in the ranks and an increasingly senile Dumbledore, how long will this (noble) Order last? One-sided Snape/Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,572 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Severus S., Lucius M., Albus D.
Whoever Said Playgrounds Were Fun reviews
Upon stumbling across a playground murder scene, Sherlock encounters something even more terrifying than death - John Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2013 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
A tale of Two, er, Three People reviews
The following is a story that contains anger, heartbreak, passion and the true love of an innocent couple doomed to be scored at by society. DreamHouse Universe; One-sided Ken/Barbie; Ryan/Ken
Barbie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Barbie, Ken - Complete
Drinking Problem reviews
Rated for a bad swear in there. Aragorn has a drinking problem.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Probably
Trip gets transferred into the world of Club Penguin and finds more than he bargined for -transgender trip- Rated for my own interests
Crossover - Club penguin & Façade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 372 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Trip, OC
The Miseries Found Amongst Fridges reviews
When Grace's fridge defies her, Trip may be the only one who can comfort her. Or not. #transgendertrip#
Façade - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Trip, Grace