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It's-a me! Mario!
HEY!!! GET OFF THE SET!! MY TURN!!!
Hi everyone! I'm Seas and Shadows, the randomly-updating and extremely forgetful fanfic writer! If you guys are tryin' to kill me, just wait a sec as I finish my stories!!
Well, now that I've gotten my would-be-killers to wait for all of eternity, let me talk about myself!
STATEMENT NUMERO UNO: I love chocolate. And I don't mean 'love' as in 'really like'. No, I mean that like 'Kidnap and torture me for ten years, slowly kill my family and friends in front of my eyes, delete my Pokémon save file and give me a single piece of chocolate after all that, and I will be your best friend' love.
Is that bad?
TWO: Despite popular belief, I do have friends. Its just that the majority of them are PM friends that are currently in 'Murrica and Jolly old England.
... Now I just feel alone. :(
THIRD PLACE: I like Pokémon. Not as much as chocolate or soy sauce, but I have memorized all the names and appearances of every single deformed Pikachu all the way up to generation 5.
Actually, that might be the reason I have so few friends in a fifty-mile radius.
FOURTHETH: I do try to update a lot, if the first 6 chapter of Unstoppable mean anything. It's just that I'm a realist, which makes me critical and (Mostly) non-biased, which makes me re-do the chapter. Again. And again. And again. I also hate going back to already published chapters and editing them, which is why I'm constantly searching for a good Beta to save me. (Hint, hint)
DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!
But, yeah. Subconscious ninja. Moving on...
My favourite TLT moment- “Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?"
"I don't hate you."
"Could've fooled me."
She folded her cap of invisibility. "Look...we're just not supposed to get along, okay? Our parents are rivals."
She sighed. "How many reasons do you want? One time my mom caught Poseidon with his girlfriend in Athena's temple, which is hugely disrespectful. Another time, Athena and Poseidon competed to be the patron god for the city of Athens. Your dad created some stupid saltwater spring for his gift. My mom created the olive tree. The people saw that her gift was better, so they named the city after her."
"They must really like olives."
"Oh, forget it."
"Now, if she'd invented pizza-that I could understand.”
My favourite TSOM moment- "The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."
My favourite TTC moment- “Dreams like a podcast,
My favourite TBOTL moment-“I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
My favourite TLO moment- "Whoa," Connor Stoll said. "Back up. Zoom in right there."
My favourite TLH moment-“Rainbows. Very macho."
My favourite TSON moment-“Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
My favourite TMOA moment-So hard to choose... I'LL ADD THEM ALL!!! :D “On the bright side," Percy said, "both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up.”
“I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts"
"Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!”
“Never seen Jason fly before," Percy grumbled. "He looks like a blond Superman”
Percy: 'Hey, how's it going?'
“Boys,” Annabeth interrupted, “I’m sure you both would’ve been wonderful at killing each other. But right now, you need some rest.”
“Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies”
“Percy, you’ll be seventeen in two months. You can’t seriously be worried about getting in trouble with Coach Hedge.”
Piper had heard that Percy could speak to horses, being the son of the horse lord Poseidon, but she'd never seen it in action.
“Oh, no! Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin!”
“Aphros nodded, a glint of pride in his eyes. “We have trained all the famous mer-heroes! Name a famous mer-hero, and we have trained him or her!”
My Favourite HOH moments-
Percy wasn't dead yet, but he was already tired of being a corpse
"I found you!" Bob gathered them both in a rib-crushing hug. "You look like smoking dead people! That is good!"
Akhlys lunged at Percy, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I'm just smoke. She can't touch me, right? He imagined the Fates up in Olympus, laughing at his wishful thinking" LOL, NOOB!
Probably had classes Percy never got, like How To Fight While Partially Made of Smoke.
"...Pain! Sleep! Death! And of all the curses! Behold how newsworthy I am!"
My Favourite BoO moments-
I miss those Portuguese farturas.
Catch that last episode of Doctor Who? Oh, right. You were trudging through the Pit of Eternal Damnation!
Leo didn't want to come out of the wall.
"I might kill my bro Jason." "Or I might kill my bro Percy."
"Hey, Potty Sludge! Dirt Face! THIS IS FOR MY MOTHER, ESPERANZA VALDEZ!"
"Goodbye, Gaia!" Octavian yelled. "Goodbye, Jason Grace the traitor!"... "Goodbye, Octavian.' Michael Kahale said.
Most sad, dramatic, and sobbish part of the whole HoO series-
...They held the Doors shut as the elevator shuddered and the music played, while somewhere below them a Titan and a giant sacrificed their lives for their escape...
..."We need a shrine. A shrine for the son of Hermes."...
Sweetest part of the HoO series-
...Then she did something so unexpected Nico would later think he dreamed about it. She walked up to Nico, who was standing to one side in the shadows, as usual. She grabbed his hand and pulled it gently into the firelight. "We had one home." She said. "Now we have two." She gave Nico a big hug and the crowd roared with approval. He buried his face in Reyna's shoulder and blinked the tears out of his eyes.
Favourite Immortal quotes-“It's him," I said. "Typhon."
“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there." "Which one is me?" I asked. "The little deformed one," Zoe suggested. "Oh, shut up."
“My mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either "yes" or "help". Poseidon took it as a yes and came in. Paul was looking back and forth between us, trying to read our expressions. Finally he stepped forward. "Hi, I'm Paul Blofis." Poseidon raised an eyebrow and then shook his hand. "Blowfish, did you say?" "Ah, no. Blofis, actually." "Oh, I see," Poseidon said. "A shame. I quite like blowfish. I am Poseidon." "Poseidon? That's an interesting name." "Yes, I like it. I've gone by other names, but I do prefer Poseidon." "Like the god of the sea." "Very much like that, yes."
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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile.
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Yours in demigodlishness and all that, PEACE OUT!