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Chérie, parchments and quills by Oleonetta reviews
A birthday gift voucher for Le'Amortentia - the dating service, sends Harry into a whirlwind of words after choosing the profile of one man that sounds very interesting and mysterious. Unable to disclose anything that reveals his identity, Harry must rely on words via a magical parchment to get to know the other man. Only time will tell if they wish to met. A Drarry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,115 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 4/18/2020 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Minerva M., Kreacher
Synergy by Seriously Sam reviews
James Potter could kiss Professor McGonagall for pairing him with his long-term crush for a Transfiguration project.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/25/2020 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Living Arrangements by JanieOhio reviews
Harry's life's a mess, his flat is a disaster, and he can't make it to an appointment on time to save his life. Draco's job is to help people get organised. Add in some cooking lessons, cute kiddo-time, and heart-to-heart conversations, mix it up and see what happens. Harry/Draco, Swearing, Adulting, Sexual tension, Seriously Fluffy, Humor, Romance, Background Romione, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,750 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/17/2020 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Teddy L. - Complete
The Phoenix of the Malfoys by Lomonaaeren reviews
LMNM, otherwise gen. AU. In the Department of Mysteries, Lucius Malfoy sees a prophecy with his name on it. He picks it up—and hears that Harry Potter will be the salvation of his family. Now if the stubborn boy will just let Lucius mentor him... Threeshot COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,071 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 12/15/2019 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Breathe In (and Feel No Hurt) by Constance1 reviews
A tale told in brief chapters of love and loss and how sometimes you find what you didn't even know you needed. Draco's POV. Warnings: Drarry, character death (not Harry or Draco), hurt/comfort, drama, smut, and romance. Title and inspiration from James Bay's song "Us (acoustic version)"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,360 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/20/2019 - Published: 1/25/2019 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Constance1 reviews
If I can hold on, through the tears and the laughter, would it be beautiful - or just a beautiful disaster? A hurt/comfort in which Harry is determined to help Draco find his place in the world, regardless of what anyone else thinks, and ends up finding relief for his own private suffering. Drarry. Warnings: mild violence, sexual content and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,215 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 11/3/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sirius Black Is Sick of Your Parenting Advice by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Sirius chose to stay and raise Harry instead of running after Peter. He's just really, really sick of everyone telling him how to raise Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 390 - Published: 12/6/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
The Consequences of Staring at Potter's Arse by persephoneapple reviews
When Pansy sees that Draco is once again staring at Potter at a Ministry ball, she makes it her mission to get them together. Harry/Draco, Hermione/Ron, Pansy [AO3 tags: Ministry Balls, Dancing, Kissing, Pining, Humor, Romance, Matchmaking, Auror Harry Potter, Auror Draco Malfoy, H/D Erised, Gift Fic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/13/2018 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Pansy P. - Complete
Fallen Angel by Atawalpa reviews
Becoming a vampire for his 16th is not Harry's idea of a birthday present. But he wasn't even bitten so how did he become the impossible? He runs from all he knows to find out the answer and with the war looming on the horizon, Harry doesn't have much time to find new allies. Or even old enemies? D/H slash. Further warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 218,694 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Like Father, Like Son by obsidiancurrents reviews
Scorpius wishes his dad would just get it through his head already: he's in love with Albus Potter, and no rivalry between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter is going to stand in the way of that. In fact, the Potters will be arriving at the Manor for dinner any minute now. DM/HP SM/ASP. Epilogue compliant. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,291 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
The Darklist by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco Malfoy, wanted criminal, strolled into the Ministry to give himself up, he seemed destined for Azkaban until he offered to hand over information to avert an upcoming crime. Of course, he refused to divulge that knowledge to anyone but Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,023 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Date Blindness by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take the Air by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,810 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 352 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Attention by Sara's Girl reviews
Essentially, what Marley was up to during the Open Day in chapter nine of Foundations. Will make no sense unless you’ve read Foundations. SPOILERS for chapter nine and chapter eleven. Plotless. Marley's POV. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 3,290 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Druella's Decision by themelancholysiren reviews
Choosing a suitor for your daughter is a delicate process - especially when she gives you no help at all. Lucissa, genfic. Could be read as a sequel to Target Acquired, but doesn't have to be. Also, I read too much Regency romance. Reviews are appreciated
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2341 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Correct Way to Put on Pants by Sirius Black by Moonlight Honeysuckle reviews
Oneshot. Comic Relief. Title says it all...... or does it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Black's Ten Step Guide by albe-chan reviews
Sirius Black’s Guide to Getting the Object of One’s Affections in Ten Easy Steps. A bet between mates turns into so much more. RLSB LEJP. mild SLASH. non-explicit SEX.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 230 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Dragon Curse by rent-serenity reviews
Sequel to Dragon Games :read that first: After loosing everything he’s ever loved, can Harry find a way to pick himself up? Even with the war over a dark threat is still on the horizon. Harry’s friends bring him hope, but evil has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,040 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Only In My Dreams by bleedingxheart reviews
Complete! Draco's in love with Harry. Harry doesn't know. How do you tell the person you're meant to hate that you love them? Would you even try? Luckily, a chain of events is on the way that might help Draco out. HPDM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,933 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Dragon Games by rent-serenity reviews
D:H Ship. Enter into the Game of the Dragon, a game that tests abilities, friendships and trust. The game has high stakes and it’s all or nothing for both Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter as they seek to win what they’re both searching for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,412 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Enthrall by Yih reviews
Draco's a veela that's been handed the tough task of seducing Harry Potter to the Dark Lord's side. Will Draco fall in love? Will Harry fall for Draco? And why does Voldemort want Harry? Features Seer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,453 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
How to say goodbye by Takaya Sohma reviews
Remus Lupin bids Sirius Black goodbye after Sirius visits the werewolf. Is there something more bhind his farewell? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just Another Marauder Fic? by sinnamonkat reviews
The Marauders read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Just a random bit of insanity I cooked up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 6/19/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
Traitor by Schoene reviews
(WIP) An expansive tale of Severus Snape's first romantic encounter. This is slash (SSJP). Not fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Severus S., James P.
The War Within by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 11! SLASH! This saucy, romantic comedy involves an angsty, suicidal Harry whose love life gets completely revamped by a sexcrazed, manipulative red head. Will Ginny mastermind Harry’s seduction of his one true ferret? Does she have an agenda?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Infatuation by Senoritatito reviews
After a long and dreary spell, a break came for Harry Potter in his largely uninteresting life. In the form of a botched potion. The story of the Immortal, Undying Love between Harry Potter and Severus Snape. Quite an odd thing, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Marauders Read The Third Book With The Future by Heppie03 reviews
It's the summer after their sixth year at Hogwarts, and the Marauders can't think of anything to do, but then one book and seven people join them. In progress... sorry I haven't been updating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/3/2004 - James P., Harry P.
Messed Up Prophecy by YAOI.a way of life reviews
Harry gets escorted back to the Dursley's by none other than Severus Snape! Secrets reaveled, love found, angst all around...fun for the whole family!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Stop Breathing on Me! by Morien Alexander reviews
When Ron gets a cold, Harry is sent to spend the winter holidays in the Slytherin dorms with Draco... (eventual HP/DM)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/17/2003 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Key Hole by Remmy reviews
"Malfoy, my finger is stuck in this hole" Well, would Draco help Harry? Fluff, humor, romance, everything sappy!! *Author's note added*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 9/4/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Opposite of Love by BigMamaG reviews
(Re-written, re-edited, and with a new chapter) When Draco's parents are killed, Draco receives an unwelcome houseguest by the name of Harry Potter. Featuring an original character and an original animal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,976 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 11/24/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
Unthinkable Thoughts by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2451 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tangled Alliances by Royce reviews
*Reuploaded & edited* Harry's 5th, 6th & 7th years at Hogwarts are quite different than the others now that Voldemort has returned, however, that's not the only change. Harry faces ancient witches, quidditch matches, and stronger enemies this time around.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2002 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sleeping With the Enemy by RainShadow reviews
Draco. Harry. A terrifying cult. Trust. Kinkiness. Slash. Intrigued yet? Rated R for mature themes. **6-29-02, Final Chapter and Epilogue up! *FINISHED**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,794 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2002 - Published: 12/13/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.