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Joined 08-03-13, id: 4967243, Profile Updated: 12-29-16
Author has written 7 stories for Pokémon, Star Wars, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, and Star Wars.

About the Author:

Sex: Male

Age: Is a number

Birthday: Not your business bitch (you know who you are)

Heros: Red the PKMN Master, Darth Revan, The Joker, Deadpool

I use lots of humor in my Fics, leading some to think it's crack, it is not, it's just funny, and my style. Also, has anyone ever heard of Comic Relief?

Various Rants:

I'm a very vocal person. I'll give you my opinion, and them some if you ask. That means you shouldn't ask.

Star Wars Rant: So my best friend told me that he likes Lord of the Rings better than Star Wars. I told him he was a senseless idiot, who was a waste of space and air. So we then took a vote on which was better, we have over 400 total votes, and Star Wars is winning. Please PM me to tell me you're voting for Star Wars over LoftR.

PS If you vote for LoftR, your vote will be ignorered.

Also, I can't WAIT for Episode VII to come out, it's going to pown ANY movie that has EVER come out. The Box Office sales will dominate.

But if JJ Abrams messes it up, there'll be riots.

Update: It was awesome and I loved it. Rogue One was also amazing, I had a fangasm at the ending!

Pokemon Rant: I like Red more than Ash. Bite me, I dare you.

I, like all TRUE Pokemon Fans, hate Iris and all of Gen V.

Is Sun and Moon any good? I keep hearing mixed reviews...

Code Geass Rant: I love this show. I liked chess as a kid, and easily defeated anyone in my class, and even some of my teachers (ok, maybe the teachers let me win). Believe it or not. I really don't care about your opinions.

I'm still mad abut that ending. He had C.C., Kallen, Euphy, Shirley, and debatably some others wrapped around his finger, and then they go off and kill two of his love interests, and finally end him. Again, I'm still pissed.

Harry Potter Rant: I can't read anymore due to reading a spectacular Harry Potter Fic, I now think that everything is either done to quickly, or goes to slow. Curse you The Sinister Man!

But seriously, I wouldn't be mad if the slash was cut down a bit. It seems like every other Fic has Harry fucking either the man who murdered his parents, the man who fell in love with Harry's mother, or Harry's childhood bully...

Various Rants have now Ended.

ONCE UPON A TIME...

There was a war in the Fairy Tail fandom...

NaLu? GraLu? NaLi? StiCy?

What to choose, who to choose...

and then the war was over.

WHEN NALU BECAME CANON.

If you doubt me, Google "Fairy Tail Nashi"

The war is over fans.

The NaLu fans have won. The GraLu and StiCy fans have fallen.

Rejoice in the peace. Rejoice in Nashi. For the war is over.

THE WAR IS OVER.

My preferred humor: Sarcasm and hinting at a relationship between two people. Doesn't actually mean that it has to be likely.

My UNpreferred humor: Knock knocks. Plain and simple, explains itself.

My favorite Pokémon: Celebi, Charizard, Infernape, Mew, Darkrai, and Pikachu.

My thoughts about my Fics:

The Once and Future Pokémon Master; Pokémon

A Pokémon fic, my OC. I will eventually write more. NOT ABANDONED.

Actually, it's probably abandoned. But let's call it "On Hiatus" instead, since that seems to be the trend.

Nope, definitely abandoned. This is just trash anyway.

Revan Reborn; Star Wars

Written because I was pissed at how they got rid of Revan in SWTOR. How dare they. They obviously intend to bring him back, and just did this for the giggles. I'm trying to get it to fit Canon, so if you see anything that DIRECTLY CONTRADICTS Canon, please tell me.

Honestly, I love the idea of this, but I did an awful job of writing it. I've tried to rewrite it a couple of times, but this is still my best attempt. I will continue, I swear.

Rise of the Dragons; Highschool DxD

Written because I have yet to find a fic with Gabriel. There is one, called Secluded Dragons, by EmbraceMadness, whose story I kind of based it on, but didn't totally steal. I just really like it, and no one has done the same thing. But I just borrowed that one thing. I will have my own story, I promise. And also, if you see him, tell him to update! I loved his story so much...

I don't understand why this is so popular... It's not that good to be honest. Plot is average, people keep whining about who's in the harem...

To Kill a Killing Mage; Fairy Tail

Written because I wanted to. I won't lie, this has been done before, but I wanted to try my hand at it.

Evidently, I'm not very inspired by Fairy Tail anymore, so this is on Hiatus. Also very poorly written...

From Darkness, Light; Pokémon

Written because I wanted a dark Red Fic. The first chapter is a masterpiece, the second is trash. I will rewrite it eventually.

What second Chapter? I only wrote one chapter. I don't know anything about a terrible second chapter!

God of What?; Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Written because I needed to get all the comedy out of my system before I wrote a more serious Percy Jackson Fic.

Oops, I forgot about that. I might get to it eventually. But I probably won't. Oh well.

Revan Gone Horny; Star Wars

Complete Crack. Harem, Aware!Revan, OP!Revan, etc. Written because I'm insane/bored.

Dirty Harry; Harry Potter

A rewrite of The Trained Chosen One, because it was all over the place. Ironically, this too, is now all over the place.

Abandoned. I dislike, and frankly don't understand, why I threw in so many crossover characters. It ended poorly for everyone.

Virtually Real; Harry Potter

I wanted to write a Video Game Fic, and it was between Harry Potter and One Piece. I choose Harry Potter. It's pretty good, but I need to develop it more.

I help my friend LordxSesshomarou with some of his stuff too, so you'll see my influence there too.

Maybe possible Future stories:

Theses are all up for grabs, feel free to completely steal this. Just mention me, and we're all good.

The Son of Mandalore: Star Wars & Highschool DxD, in DxD universe

What defines a religon? Followers? We have followers. The truth? That's just a perspective. This is Star Wars. Now, it's a religion. This is also DxD. Issei is Mandalores son. But he doesn't know it. Mandalore wants to conquer the world. But he doesn't know it yet. But Revan knows all.

Happys Game Show!: Fairy Tail

Remember in the first OVA, where Happy had a game show, and all the girls in Fairy Hills acted like it happened all the time? That's because, it does. Here it is, HAPPYS GAME SHOW!!!!!

NOTHING BELONGS TO ME!!!!!!!!! ALL CHARACTERS IN ALL MY FICS ARE NOT IN ANY WAY MINE! I USE THEM FOR FUN, AND HAVE NO PROFIT! ALSO, THE PICTURES AREN'T MINE EITHER, I FIND THEM ON THE INTERNET!

Thanks to Bailey500 for Beta-ing (Kind of. Pre-read basically) my Pokemon stories.

Yep. Thats it. Have fun.

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Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 91 - Words: 568,844 - Reviews: 6984 - Favs: 6,018 - Follows: 7,154 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 289,300 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 533,666 - Reviews: 6519 - Favs: 6,420 - Follows: 7,333 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,415 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 4,167 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
The Little Man by showmaster64x reviews
Owen Lars has doubts about where his loyalties ought to lie. With the Jedi, Kenobi, whom he has met once, or with a man who is supposed to be part of his family. Meanwhile, Boba Fett begins to piece things together quite accidentally. AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,377 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Owen L.
A Spartan in Westeros (A Song of Ice and Fire X Halo Crossover) by Agailius reviews
When the Forward Unto Dawn lands in the North, it sets the stage for untold repercussions which will ripple throughout the whole of Westeros. With civil war threatening to tear the land apart, and an entirely more dire threat arising beyond the Wall, John and Cortana take it upon themselves to again protect the whole of mankind-from both it's own demons... and those beyond.
Crossover - Halo & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,254 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,705 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
A Snowflake in Spring by Celery Sticks reviews
After her brother Hans is institutionalized, Anna makes it her mission to visit him whenever she can. The sooner he comes home, the sooner everything will go back to normal. She wasn't expecting to meet the asylum's resident 'Ice Queen,' who refuses to speak or acknowledge anyone... except Anna. /Cover art by one lorelei-lilyprincess over on Tumblr/
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 130,212 - Reviews: 6383 - Favs: 5,244 - Follows: 6,799 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
A Red Sun Rises by Tempest Rulz reviews
Damon Salvatore is cocky and makes snow angels outside Winterfell's walls. Katherine Pierce is a mysterious woman who charms kings and subdues armies. Elena Gilbert doesn't even know the seven houses and can't see why there's no sugar on the Wall. And Robb Stark? He brings them all under his banner. Friendships are formed, enemies are made, and blood is on the menu.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 115 - Words: 562,679 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Jon S., Robb S., Sansa S., Jaime L.
A New World to Conquer by LordOfTheGrey reviews
Reborn after my embarrassing fall at Godric's Hollow as the Potter brat was an interesting experience. Getting sorted into Hufflepuff, even more so. But reborn as the Lord of Winterfell in Westeros as my playground? Now that was new, even to a retired Dark Lord.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,533 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 2,897 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 5/30/2016
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,907 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 5,252 - Follows: 5,307 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 3/20/2015
Of Myths and Monsters by storybooksandfairytails reviews
Life is hard when you're a succubus that's literally dying of starvation because you're too afraid to put the moves on your half-dragon best friend. Tossing in a descendant of Jack Frost, an overemotional siren, and several other mythological creatures only makes life ever more difficult. Paranormal AU. NaLu, Gruvia, and more.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,107 - Reviews: 2271 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 8/17/2015 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] [Gray F., Juvia L.]
Can you hear me now? (or, Harry Potter versus Dumbledore) by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry let Ginny die. Features; wand twirling, murderous godfathers, teenage dark lords, ridiculously complicated pureblood customs and an Undead Mafia. DISCLAIMER: THIS IS FANFICTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,423 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 2,258 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
in the place that's made of old relations by Fialleril reviews
The one where Rey grows up alone on Jakku. Well, not completely alone. It turns out her grandfather knows a thing or two about living in the desert. (speculation fic, soon to be AU)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 132 - Published: 12/5/2015 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Rey - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Appropriation by The Third Marauder reviews
The one in which a territorial Loki becomes an instructor at the SHIELD Academy. It takes everyone some time to... adapt... to the new situation.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/9/2015 - Thor, Loki - Complete
A King Without a Crown by Halt.CPM reviews
The sound of clinking metal was as oppressive as the cuffs that bound her hand. "How far do you think you can go without my power?" she huffed at the Prince. Purple met amber in a silent, violent clash of wills. Lelouch leaned into his chair, the small smile that twisted his lips gave him a look of arrogance. Arrogance and superiority. "Far enough."
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 158,164 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Lelouch L.
Vaders Ghost by aquamanisnotuseless reviews
When Obi-Wan dies, Vader finds himself haunted by the ghost that was once his master. No really, he is and he won't stop teasing him. An AU fix-it from Obi-Wan's point of view.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14700 - Favs: 19,833 - Follows: 17,363 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
How Ekkreth Escaped Slavery by Fialleril reviews
Shmi tends her injured son and shares the old, old story of how Ekkreth the trickster escaped slavery. And Anakin will remember.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Shmi S., Anakin Skywalker, Luke S., E. Palpatine - Complete
The Game of Champions by L. Lamora reviews
There are many trainers in the world; they exist in degrees, from dabbler to legend. But only one can be the very best - one man, one Champion. I am that one. I am that man. My name? Red.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,413 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Red, Concordia/Helena
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4331 - Favs: 9,703 - Follows: 10,098 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Dovahsenil by Leo Septem reviews
What Louise wanted was a dragon, the greatest and strongest of all familiars. What she got was not quite what she expected, but exactly what she wanted.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,419 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Louise, Longueville/Fouquet
If Blood Be The Price by Cadence reviews
Struck by visions of a slave uprising on Tatooine, Anakin runs away to join the fight. Five years later, it his new alliance of former slave worlds that the Republic fears, rather than a Separatist threat. Enlisted to negotiate a peace treaty, Senator Amidala is dispatched to find Anakin, alongside Obi-Wan Kenobi, who only wishes to bring his former Padawan home.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,048 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Complete
Dreams by nolongerinuse54321 reviews
What do you do after you achieve all of your dreams at the age of eleven? Red loses all sense of purpose after capturing Mew, and tries to give himself a new goal in life. One-shot, Red-centric. My headcanon as to why Red went to Mount. Silver.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Red - Complete
Ale to the King by Madam Callisto reviews
"Well then," said Saber, as she raised her glass to her lips. "May the best king win." (Or, the one where Saber makes questionable life choices, Diarmuid refuses to live up to Irish stereotypes, and there is way too much alcohol going around, even for Servants.)
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Gilgamesh, Arturia Pendragon, Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, Iskandar - Complete
Victory Day by karatemaster101 reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Johanna M., Pres. Snow - Complete
The World in Red by ThreeBlindMice reviews
Red is a Champion among Champions, taking title after title as he travels through the various regions. With his 'Dex in hand, he is determined to catalogue every single Pokémon in existence, but with great power comes great responsibility. Slowly, but surely, the world will turn against him. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,835 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Bet You Didn't Know by BlackLynx17 reviews
So everyone knows that Igneel found and raised Natsu for seven years before leaving him, but does everyone know that during those seven years Igneel found another child? Realizing that she was alone and abandoned Igneel decided to take her home with him as Natsu's... why don't you read and find out? Bet you didn't know a lot of things before reading this story.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 87,912 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8608 - Favs: 5,859 - Follows: 3,339 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Secluded Dragons by EmbraceMadness reviews
Secluded:The act of secluding, i.e. shutting out or keeping apart from society... Issei is born with a rare disease, something the world hasn't ever seen before... It's seen as a curse, but in actuality... a blessing. No Yaoi. Will be pairings, Issei/Harem. Now M rated due to chapter 10. Been on an extended hiatus.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 146,070 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 7/5/2012 - H. Issei
Highschool SAO by gabriel blessing reviews
Rias Gremory wasn't certain what to expect when she found herself in a hospital hearing the wish of a boy dressed all in black. She definitely was surprised by what the price of his wish would be.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,278 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 1,138 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
Revan's Rotten Holiday by Full-Paragon reviews
Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,377 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Revan, Bastila S., Mission V., HK-47
Unspoken by Von reviews
Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Prowl by withfireandblood reviews
The Mikaelson family had a saying. "Love beyond family is the greatest weakness. We do not feel and we do not care." It was a code he lived by. So why did he save the girl? Klaus / Caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,688 - Reviews: 3106 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Dragon's Guide To Claim Your Mate by BlackLynx17 reviews
What does a Dragon Slayer do when they've found their mate? Deny... then try and come up with an answer. Natsu's found his mate and has no clue on what to do, luckily for him though Igneel already saw this day coming and left behind a little gift for him, a guide if you so call it. If claiming your mate was so easy then everyone would be mated! Too bad it's not, good luck Natsu!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,364 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The Short, Eventful Tenure of Headmaster G Squid by MuggleBeene reviews
Dumbledore has died, and Harry is grieving. Before the funeral, though, a mysterious ritual is completed to choose the next Headmaster. The ritual picks the Giant Squid. But as always with Harry, that's just the beginning. Some deaths, a little swearing, and some possible futures. AU Crackfic for the TL Crack!Fic exchange, specifically Rose of the West and HeadlessHuntsman.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Giant Squid - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 637 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Possession by HawkofNavarre reviews
She didn't belong to him...yet.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,998 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 5,128 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Observing Merlin by ForIHaveOvercomeTheWorld reviews
A series of semi-related oneshots all centering around the theme that Arthur notices something new about Merlin. First one: Arthur discovers why Merlin hates hunting. This whole fic will have bromance, some whump, reveal of many things, no slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Proprietary by The Third Marauder reviews
Loki wanted the Avengers defeated. But that didn't mean just anyone was allowed to defeat them. Or, five times Loki helps the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 187 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Grave by BCooper reviews
Because some secrets are better left six feet under . . . . Part 1: Joker Origin; Part 2: Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 228,633 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Joker - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 13,610 - Follows: 12,614 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 143 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Spectacular Ignorance by darke wulf reviews
What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 333 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Thought That Counts by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
She's tired of giving him the thoughtful, otherwise known as the lamest, gift on his birthday. This time, it'll be different. This time, it'll be the best.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Trickster Interruptus by LulaMadison reviews
A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 152 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Speak Up by Mya Latti reviews
So after about four months of tests, the doctor had confirmed to his mother what was wrong with Red. "Your child is mute," A novelisation of the generation one games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 152,034 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Red - Complete
Question 7 and a Half by Starran reviews
"Your name is Black Hyann." No it's not. "1. Say your name out loud." What? "2. Draw a duck." No. "3. You're too sexy for your shirt." I QUIT. /MangaQuest/Special/OldRival/Frantic/Agency/AU
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Crystal - Complete
Seven Secrets by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Makarov is bored, and thus devises a plan to amuse himself: trick everyone in Fairy Tail into spilling their seven deepest, darkest secrets. What scarring confessions will await him, and what will he do when his children find out they've been tricked?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Makarov D., Mirajane S. - Complete
Unintended Medicine by PuppyNoelle reviews
Maka goes on the Pill to help alleviate her troublesome menstrual symptoms, but things become skewed when Soul finds out about her new prescription. SoulxMaka, multi-chap, LEMONY.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,685 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Of Course Not by Princess Alyra reviews
Merlin does magic. Merlin doesn't have magic. Elyan is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Elyan - Complete
You Know You Trust Your Partner by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,703 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Kiss and Tell by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just Breathing by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
AU! "So live for me. Live for me, Soul. Stay alive for me, fix yourself for me." - Soul Evans had nothing until he met a curious girl in the hospital.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Elaborate Lies by Gauri reviews
"Now, not quite. Parts of it were true," Barney interjected. "Well...not far off," he added thoughtfully.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,818 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Strung Out by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
30 days. She could go 30 days without Soul Eater Evans. Or so she told herself.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Undo by Marsh of Sleep reviews
"She doesn't want to analyze if she's trained him to be hard as long as he's underneath her, or if he actually finds her attractive." SoMa, femdom!Maka, depressing fluff, smut, crack, etc. For ChaosViper, 'cause it was her birthday yesterday.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Warmth by Armor of the Gods reviews
Katara becomes envious, greedy, and eventually completely addicted to Zuko's ability to change his body temperature. Complete Zutara. Set between Firebending Masters and Boiling Rock.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,937 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Katara, Zuko
Antithesis by Wind Whisperer reviews
AU Dark!Harry - Harry has a twin brother, Eric, the hailed child of the prophecy. When they go to Hogwarts, their world both polarizes and becomes more mixed up than ever before. In such a society, it's easy to stray from the "right" path... Now in Year 2
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,187 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Harry P.
Male Bonding by glamaphonic reviews
Katara understands why Zuko had to join them. What she doesn't understand is why he and Sokka had to spend every waking moment in each other's company. Zuko&Sokka, Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 4,698 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Not Quite Love Letters by Limelight reviews
Because, technically, the first love letter that Solo wrote to Organa was blackmail. UPDATED. NO, SERIOUSLY.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,021 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Leia O., Han S.
Rebel by Jewels5 reviews
Sixteen and reckless, with smooth black hair, greyblue eyes, and a personality that screamed “Motorcycle.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
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Virtually Real reviews
I walked into the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. I guess I kind of did... But after that, I woke up in the Dursleys. And now everything looks like I'm in a video game. *sigh* Oh well. May as well figure out how to win. Video Game Fic, harem?, Gamer!Harry, fun times.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,394 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Harry P.
Radical reviews
Seven high school students are thrown into Westeros just as Jon Arryn dies. The Game of Thrones universe is not radically different from highschool.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015
God of What? reviews
Percy Jackson had saved the world form the Titans destruction. In return, the Gods offered him the chance to become a God. Being the good person he is, he refused. Luckily (or not), the Gods had already decided. One-Shot, one sided Hestia/Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Aphrodite, Percy J., Hestia - Complete
Rise of the Dragons reviews
So. I'm one of the strongest beings in the Universe? Cool. I'm part Dragon? Cooler. But... Where's the rest? Issei tries to return the Dragons to their former glory, as a fully recognized Faction. Issei harem. Obviously.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,826 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014 - H. Issei, Ddraig, Albion
Light From Darkness reviews
Kanto fell under the might of Team Rocket. Johto followed soon after. Team Rocket had captured everything in the continent, except for one. One mountain. One cave. One Legend. Mt. Silver. So they do what any other Crime Organization would do. They charged in head first. There, they found their end.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Red
Revan Reborn reviews
As he closed his eyes, for what he thought would be the last time, he remembered some things his former apprentice, his former best friend, had said about him. Oh well. It seemed a fitting end to him. May as well accept it. YOU MAY ACCEPT IT, BUT WE DO NOT. Before Revan could open his eyes, a purple light enveloped him, and he disappeared from the Foundry.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Revan
The Once and Future Pokémon Master reviews
A prophecy that fortold of a Master that would end all evil in the world. It told not when, nor where, nor who. And it all starts on Mt. Silver. My first story, has an OC as the main character. Might have something SPECIAL in the future.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Red, Celebi, OC