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Joined 12-01-03, id: 496942
Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Secret Window, King Arthur, X-Men: The Movie, Phantom of the Opera, and Ghost Whisperer.

Yes, hello, my name is Alyssa. Though I also go by such aliases as: - Sweet Krab Whacka
- Shaky Jack Brassi
- Boutros Boutros Washington
- Monkey Buns
- Sycrocrax Flame
- Selene Mystic Hawk
- Rosie- Posie Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern
- Luthien Elensar

So, not really much to say about me. I'm 16 years old, brown hair, brown eyes. I like all sorts of things. Sometimes I can be a stick in the mud, sometimes I can be a total rebel... depends which day you catch me on.

Favourite actors: -Johnny Depp (duh)
-Orlando Bloom (another obvious one)
-Anotonio Banderas
-Hugh Jackman
-Shawn Ashmore
-there are more... but hey i can't list them all

Favourite Actresses: -Julie Andrews
-Judy Garland
-Julia Roberts
-Keira Knightley (sometimes I like her sometimes I don't)
-and of course, too many to name

Favourite Music: -no bands, just types
-Greek
-Irish
-punk
-rap
-oldies
-some jazz
-Spanish
-way too many...

My two absolute Favourite shows of all time: -Lost
-CSI (Crime Scene Investigation, New York, and Miami...all good)

Weeeellll, anyway, that's about it. I hope you like my stories, if not, give me advise on how to make it better. See, I have so many hits for a lot of my stories, but... do you see that little button at the bottom left hand corner of the screen in a chapter?.. PUSH IT! IT WILL MAKE YOU BEAUTIFUL AND RICH!

-Alyssa

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Timeless by SheWalksWithRavens reviews
It is said that true love knows no boundaries. So what if fate decided to give two people another chance at finding happiness 1500 years after their first meeting? TristanIsolde
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,632 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005
This Heart Never Seemed So Alive by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
Marie Daae accompanies her little sister, Christine, to the Opera House after their father dies. She doesn't believe in the Phantom, but both her and the Ghost are in for a surprise...pre & during film, possibly M later on.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,177 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Erik - Complete
Time after Time by pheonix-fire13 reviews
Nick and Greg, not sure how to describe really...spoilers for Play with Fire, Stalker, and Grave Danger ::Slash::
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Greg S., Nick S.
Catch by Oneiriad reviews
Bootstrap ficlet. Crossover with Nordic mythology. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
Scouts and Maidens by Cari Shidao reviews
Vrena had two problems: Her sister who'd recently crossed the line separating sanity from madness, and the town that is convinced she is a Now, thanks to Tristan, she has
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,103 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Tristan, OC - Complete
Writer's Block by PineAppleLint reviews
Zoe Oltie is a cunning investigator of the FBI who thought she had everything in her warped life figured out. At least, until she was handed the case of the mysterious Mort Rainey. FINISHED!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,292 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
A story by any other name by aussiesportstar reviews
Basically its POTC with an extra character or two. Sam is Elizabeth's best friend and Will's sister, she along with Liz gets captured but she decides to make the best out of a bad situation instead of freaking out like Liz.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,317 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 10/19/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean: Lost Love Found Again by riceangel06 reviews
CHAPTER 12 IS UP! THE AGES ARE NOW FIXED! YAY! Jack&Jen please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,201 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 8/5/2003
Oceans of Revenge by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
Part Three of Servant Girl Series: After returning to Port Royal, Jack and Lara run into more dangerous conflicts.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,824 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Complete
Love on the High Seas by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
Sequel to Servant Girl: Jack returns for his bonny lass. FINISHED! Please read Author's Notes at beginning of chapters!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,361 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Complete
Servant Girl by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
AU: Elizabeth's new servant girl helps Will and Jack rescue Elizabeth from Barbossa: Done! Sequel Up Soon!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,483 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/17/2003 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Complete
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Common Ground reviews
ALL ABOUT TRISTAN! Tristan’s hawk flew dutifully above them, as if, forever, from this day forward, she would never allow her dearest friend to be hurt or captured again, if she could help it. ALMOST DONE
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,082 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005
Family Business reviews
A girl? A shoelace? An interesting first meeting. This is just a tester, I don't know if I'll continue, if you want me to, please review.
Ghost Whisperer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2006
Rose and Nickoli reviews
“THAT’S RIGHT Your parents were murdered by that insane scientist guy, right? Wow, do you know what he did to them? He probably slit there throats, trying to see how they worked or something don’t you think?” Please R&R!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005
Phantagasmagorical reviews
THIS IS PURELY RATED R! NOT FOR IMMATURE ADULTS! lol.. tell me what you think and READ AND REVIEW! i'm watching you...finished! just one scene.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2005
If You Were Waiting For The Opportune Moment reviews
There’s a black Corvette on fire in the parking lot.” She jabbed her finger behind her to indicate outside. Elizabeth’s eyes went wide. “That’s my car!”
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 10/4/2005
The General's Daughter reviews
A modern day story at first where the General's daughter would give nothing more than to retreat into the world of Pirates of the Caribbean. A new student shows up at her school and she has to tutor him... why does he look so familiar?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 12/8/2003
Until He's Caught reviews
Pg for language. Set after the events of Amy ad Teddy's demise. mort finds a young stranger at his door... read on and find out more.
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004