Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
I'm Zanza. I'm your average smart, scary, dangerous,STALKER teen, though I'd like to think I can write!
Here's some basic info on me:
Weight:122 (yay! i lost weight!)
Hair: Light Brown with golden streaks
Eyes: Green with flecks of yellow
Label: Not goth, punk, or prep. Just...me
Things I hate: My brother, all the good boys, My brother, preps, backstabbers, good for nothing parents, people who take things out on other people, those darn doors that keep popping up everywhere and i KEEP RUNNING INTO! Did I mention my older brother?
Things I love: Tamora Pierce Books, Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, YuYu Hakusho, Zoids, Cowboy Bebop, Rurouni Kenshinn, .//hack sign, Digimon,HarryPotter, scary things,poetry, hard core rock, songfics, my stupid friends (yes i love ya).
"I have the heart of a five-year-old...in a jar...on my desk..."
"The therapists are coming! THE RAPISTS ARE COMING!"
"Yeah, I'm depressed. I took a walk, thought it would help. I even mugged someone! That normally helps!"
"I'm gonna be bored...maybe do something illegal..."
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CANE HAPPY SADIST!"-me to an old dude
"What do you like to do little girl?"-old lady
"Party? But aren't there PEOPLE at parties?"-me when recieving party invitation
"Do I even LOOK like a people person!"-me
"Wait. Is that illegal?...good...heh-heh."-me
"If you're happy and ya know it...GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU GAY FAG!"
"BEWARE OF MY ARMY OF RABID SQUIRRELS!"-definitley me
"AND MY FLEET OF HUMMINGBIRDS!"-yup, me.
"Sporks come in many forms: minty sporks, tar covered, flaming, multi-colored flaming, impaling sporks, etc, etc. Which would you prefer to be impaled by?"-me
"Don't take candy from strangers...only take rides with them. Well, if you insist..."-me
"Tampa Bay beat Canada in some world competition right? I don't get it. Canada invented the damn game and they got beaten by a country who doesn't give a rat's ass about it and a state that DOESN'T HAVE ANY NATURAL ICE!"-me
"China is a large country inhabited by many chinese."-me
"Most cars on our roads only have one occupant, usually the driver."-me
Even if the voices aren't really there, they have such DARN good ideas!"-me
"Mystify people with your intelligence and if you can't do that, mystify them with your BS!"-me to my retarded friend
looks at curly fry "How do you think curly fries are made curly? Curling irons or what?...Was it something I said?"
"I was just attacked by a hummingbird..."-me
"The only good bunny is a dead bunny. The cutsiness, the fluffiness, the BOUNCINESS! ...protect me from the bunnies?"-me
"GOD SPAM IT!"-oh, yeah. me.
"Pudding." -everyone who knows i laugh at that word.
"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING EVILLY! THAT'S MY TRADEMARK!"
discussing evil laughter again
"Can you have a sock named Frederick?"-me (upon Piedermort's request)
"How about a chair named Charley?"-Monikka
doing a project on Greece where I had to dress up
"I am a chronic liar."-me w/ twinkle in my eye. (if you don't get that...well you probably like the color pink ~that's an insult~)
"Pink is the color of evil."-me
"oh, bloody he-BWAHAHHAHAHAHHA! THATS JUST SO FREAKING FUNNY."-ME
"You're so fat that when you got in the bath tub, your neighbors' toilets overflowed"-chas
"YOU'RE SOO fat, when you got hit by an 18-wheeler, it went into your belly-button."-me (we were having a fat joke contest...i call her fattie...alot...)
"Twiddle sticks!" -fwiend
to be continued
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