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Joined 12-01-03, id: 496987
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm Zanza. I'm your average smart, scary, dangerous,STALKER teen, though I'd like to think I can write!

Here's some basic info on me:

Height: 54

Age:13

Weight:122 (yay! i lost weight!)

Hair: Light Brown with golden streaks

Eyes: Green with flecks of yellow

Label: Not goth, punk, or prep. Just...me

Things I hate: My brother, all the good boys, My brother, preps, backstabbers, good for nothing parents, people who take things out on other people, those darn doors that keep popping up everywhere and i KEEP RUNNING INTO! Did I mention my older brother?

Things I love: Tamora Pierce Books, Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, YuYu Hakusho, Zoids, Cowboy Bebop, Rurouni Kenshinn, .//hack sign, Digimon,HarryPotter, scary things,poetry, hard core rock, songfics, my stupid friends (yes i love ya).

"I have the heart of a five-year-old...in a jar...on my desk..."

"The therapists are coming! THE RAPISTS ARE COMING!"

"Yeah, I'm depressed. I took a walk, thought it would help. I even mugged someone! That normally helps!"

"I'm gonna be bored...maybe do something illegal..."

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CANE HAPPY SADIST!"-me to an old dude

"What do you like to do little girl?"-old lady
looks up bored and shrugs "Dunno. Light stuff on fire...?"-me

"Party? But aren't there PEOPLE at parties?"-me when recieving party invitation

"Do I even LOOK like a people person!"-me

"Wait. Is that illegal?...good...heh-heh."-me

"If you're happy and ya know it...GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU GAY FAG!"

"BEWARE OF MY ARMY OF RABID SQUIRRELS!"-definitley me

"AND MY FLEET OF HUMMINGBIRDS!"-yup, me.

"Sporks come in many forms: minty sporks, tar covered, flaming, multi-colored flaming, impaling sporks, etc, etc. Which would you prefer to be impaled by?"-me

"Don't take candy from strangers...only take rides with them. Well, if you insist..."-me

"Tampa Bay beat Canada in some world competition right? I don't get it. Canada invented the damn game and they got beaten by a country who doesn't give a rat's ass about it and a state that DOESN'T HAVE ANY NATURAL ICE!"-me

"China is a large country inhabited by many chinese."-me

"Most cars on our roads only have one occupant, usually the driver."-me

Even if the voices aren't really there, they have such DARN good ideas!"-me

"Mystify people with your intelligence and if you can't do that, mystify them with your BS!"-me to my retarded friend

looks at curly fry "How do you think curly fries are made curly? Curling irons or what?...Was it something I said?"

"I was just attacked by a hummingbird..."-me
"What?" -my dad
"Well, maybe not. It could have been a woodpecker..."-me

"The only good bunny is a dead bunny. The cutsiness, the fluffiness, the BOUNCINESS! ...protect me from the bunnies?"-me

"GOD SPAM IT!"-oh, yeah. me.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"-ME
"Evil laughter? That's SO overrated..."-Chas
"Ya really think so?"-me
"Yeah."-Chas
"What should be my evil trademark then?"-me
"Well, there is the trenchcoat and dark sunglasses..."-Chas
"I think more of a sound..."-me
"Hmmm...maybe more of an evil chuckle?"-chas
"Maybe...chuckles...works for me..."-me

"Pudding." -everyone who knows i laugh at that word.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!"-ME
"NO LAUGHTER. CHUCKLE." -chas

"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING EVILLY! THAT'S MY TRADEMARK!"
"No it isn't..."-Kristen
"Yeah, it is. I've been doing it since I was two..."-me

"Hurry up!"-me
"Why? Its not like you have anything to do..."-my dad.
"...Don't destroy my hopes of actually having a life..."-me

discussing evil laughter again
"evil chuckle?"-me
"maniacal laughter?"-me
"insane giggling?"-me (what was i thinking?)
"Evil chortle?"-me
"ROFLMAO! THAT ONE!"-SillyBandit

"Can you have a sock named Frederick?"-me (upon Piedermort's request)
"How about a wooden spoon named Bob?"-Monikka
"Bob is SOOOOO overused!"-me
"How about Freddy?"-Monikka
"Gooooooood!"-me

"How about a chair named Charley?"-Monikka
"But it has to be Frenchie like!"-me
"How about Pierre the Chair"-Monikka
"Peeeeerrrrrrrrrfffeeeeeeecttttttt! And it rhymes!"-me

doing a project on Greece where I had to dress up
looking at ribbon
"Just not sure that's Greecey (pronounced Greasy) enough..."-me. I have Adhd (if you believe that...well..you're just stupid.)

"I am a chronic liar."-me w/ twinkle in my eye. (if you don't get that...well you probably like the color pink ~that's an insult~)

"Pink is the color of evil."-me

"Pudding."-me

"PICKLED pudding."-LJ

"oh, bloody he-BWAHAHHAHAHAHHA! THATS JUST SO FREAKING FUNNY."-ME

"You're so fat that when you got in the bath tub, your neighbors' toilets overflowed"-chas

"YOU'RE SOO fat, when you got hit by an 18-wheeler, it went into your belly-button."-me (we were having a fat joke contest...i call her fattie...alot...)

"Twiddle sticks!" -fwiend

to be continued

Zanza,
lady of the Underworld (and soon the world)

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The Legend of Guilly Granger by Priah reviews
Com After Voldy's defeat, the world of Hogwarts' students seems to drastically change. Abandoned by their peers, two people, one sadistic, the other sarcastic, decide to stick together and slake their thirst for mortifying revenge. Humor, DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,391 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Troubled Girl by iTomato reviews
AU. Rika Nonaka Makino is a fourteen year old punk with lots of secrets. But when a dangerous event happens, she needs to change schools and not tell anyone anything. She's a loner. [Rukato]
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 130,593 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 9/20/2002 - Ruki M./Rika N., Takato M.
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by LoveMeHugMeKissMeMissMe reviews
Hermione just found out that she’s not who she thought.will this affect her relationship with her friends,let alone herself.2peeps ritin.sorry it took so long to update,but we adjusted the chaps so that they werent so short nd the story wont b so long 3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,163 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Blood of an Enemy by Foamy the Squirrel reviews
Hermione kills Voldemort at the end of Sixth year. Over the summer she is turned into a Vampyre. When she returns to school, friendless and alone, she finds out how cruel life really is. -COMPLETED-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 140,844 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Filthy and Beautiful by LoVeBiTeS reviews
Two secret lover's reflect on why they are really together, but do either of them really know? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Complete
Queen of the Damned by belle-fille1 reviews
Angsty fic with Tea. Not the usual story of Tea . . .this time she's different . . . I know, I know haven't updated for a very long time, but I just did! See!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,648 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 8/11/2003
Her Little Dragon by BewitchingWitch reviews
After her mother's death, everything seems to be going down hill and the only light in her life is Her Little Dragon. Suddenly, she is chucked in a new life with brothers and sisters. Not to mention a fiance. But she will fight to keep her past a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,411 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Slytherin Is As Slytherin Does by Ailleann reviews
Draco and Hermione's personal war gets taken a little too far. When they make a truce of sorts, they start to see each other in a different light. [Some HPGW but mostly DMHG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,226 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Coyote Ugly by RonFan reviews
Complete! Hermione runs away when her heart is broken. She flees to Chicago and becomes friends with the wild Coyotes of the infamous Coyote Ugly bar. Then, someone comes back...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,215 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
See if You're Human after All by Potter47 reviews
There is another Christmas Ball planned at Hogwarts School. Young witches are giggling, wizards are groaning, and people are pairing. But Hermione Granger is not happy. She no longer wants to go with a certain redhead. Who is there to take his place?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by Ceres Vesta reviews
COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Remix by Spiritt reviews
MalikAnzu!Anzu is saved by Malik and pays him back.But what happeneds if she finds out he's the one that cause her friends pain?Who is Taihen and what is his realtion to Malik? R&R COMPLETE Please read Infinite Love: The squeal!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,109 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Anzu M./Tea G., Marik I. - Complete
The little fighter girl by Sutoriitoenzeru-Street Angel reviews
When Anzu was six a bad blow to the head caused her to drop her fighter personality, now she's got her memory back and the adventures only just begun!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,945 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Anzu M./Tea G., Yami Bakura - Complete
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Freedom Fighter reviews
Hermione is selected for a internship as a soldier over the summer. What will await her when she gets back for her seventh year of Hogwarts? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,645 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Imprisoned Angel reviews
Draco, having come to the light side, is now doing clean up after the war. He stumbles upon a prison and finds someone he never thought he would see again. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.