"And don't even get me started on the way you were looking at her." He made a gagging noise, and for a second, I almost thought he was choking. I didn't want to ask how I was looking at her, but Derek answered my unspoken question anyway. "I thought you two were gonna start making out for a second there."

A collection of unrelated ficlets written as responses to various prompts. Some are tied to episodes; some are post-war; all are slash: B.J./Hawkeye. Updated with ficlets 125 and 126.

Ian Gallagher and Mickey Milkovich fuck and fall in love over time. This starts in season one after the first time they have sex, and continues on through the series, giving insights from both boys. Canon Gallavich. Some smut later on. A little fluff.

After being challenged to be nice to Derek for a week, Casey soon realizes that she doesn't have to pretend like she originally thought when Derek mysteriously starts being nice right back. DASEY! R&R.

Mickey hates the cold. He hates winter, he hates working out in it. He thinks that's justified. He thinks there might be one benefit to it all though... PART THREE OF MY HALFWAY HOUSE SERIES. (Because apparently now it's a series.)

It feels like a world away from the Halfway House. Because it is, isn't it. They're finally happy. Not even a family reunion can ruin that. Sequel to my fic from ages ago The Halfway House.

Elderly Mickey and Ian have been happily married for 53 years. When Ian gets sick Mickey reflects on their years together.

Ian and Mickey meet during little league and experience first crushes for the first time. Full of fluffy bunnies. Lots of fluffy bunnies.

AU Emma Swan wants to escape her life, move East, start new. Working at The Velvet Rope is her ticket out of here. But then he comes along, mysterious, sexy, dangerous. Surely she can resist his charms?

Two years ago Jess broke Nick's heart. Now they're back together and determined to make their relationship work this time. However when Jess tells Nick something detrimental to their relationship, what will happen?

A series of one shots throughout Season 3. Navigating the ups and downs of living as a couple in 4D. ***If a chapter has anything that borders on M rated, I make sure to make it clear. I prefer to save M rated stuff for my one shots (if at all). This story contains mostly fluff, with a fair share of moderate angst mixed in there.*** The conclusion to this story is "A Rolling Die".

"Hey, tell her you're sorry." "What for" "You'll find out." Four years ago Nick believed that his future self told him that one day he'll do something he'd need to apologize to Jess for. Now he realizes that his love for her blinded him to everything else and little things started falling through the cracks until all he had was a mess by his feet. Formerly Neglected Warnings. NxJ

It took too long for it to click. She's almost ashamed how long it took.

Nick is a crab fisherman on the Bering Sea.

She's gone.

Semi-follow up to 'Figuring It All Out'. Story based on the summer between S2 & S3 about how Jess and Nick navigate through their new relationship. Will it survive the summer? Nick is desperate to prove he's not a mess and can make this work. And Jess wants...well Jess just wants herself a lot of Nick Miller! Something to hopefully fill the void of the hiatus. Nick x Jess.

Nick lets his guard down with Jess, and almost acts on the attraction. If only he hadn't stopped her in the hallway... A/U where "Cooler" kiss doesn't happen.

It's Nick and Jess' wedding day! Cover photo created by the amazing pigua89...thank you!

Jessica Day is 32 and permanently single. Will she ever meet Mr. Right? Or Mr Anyone for that matter? (New Girl meets Bridget Jone's Diary AU)

In the space of a minute, Nick Miller's life is changed forever when he meets the lovely, yet heartbroken Jessica Day...

Platonic spooning was a legitimate thing. You know, just between friends. Perfectly acceptable and utterly harmless. Except when it wasn't.

Nick planned for five days alone in the loft, but when Jess ends up staying with him their relationship will never be the same.

Nick finds something in the bottom drawer of Jess's night-stand.

"Are you eating potato chips during a workout?" Nick discovers that the diameter of the Pringles canister may just be an evil ploy used by women to get exactly what they want.

Multiple one shots between Nick and Jess and how they could of had their first kiss. Kinda cute :)

It's been three years since she realised he would never be the right man for her. What she needed. But when Nick Miller unexpectedly re-enters her life, all her ideas about wants and needs are going to get turned upside down.

Four long years ago, Jessica Day walked out of Nick Miller's life, leaving behind more questions than answers. Nick was sure he would never see her again after that fight. Life, however, seemed to have other plans. When Jess comes crashing back into him, can Nick cope with the life-altering surprise that she has in tow? And what does it mean for their not-so-platonic relationship?

Jess and Nick leave Cece's wedding together. The only plan for now? Drive south. Told in Nick's POV.

"Hi Jess. What's up? How was your day? Something wrong?", he asked quickly, almost tripping over his own words. "Save it, Miller", she pointed her finger at him, "I know you took my yarn." My attempt for the 5 word Writing Contest

You were too important to me, that I could never accept your heart if I wasn't sure you would let me keep it. But you grabbed my hand before I even knew I needed it, and you didn't let go.

Jess. She's the only place he's really felt home.

Pre-Cooler. AU. Jess' sister is back from Africa and moving in for the weekend. Can the loft handle twice as much Jess as usual? First proper fic. Rating could change later on.

What if Schmidt hadn'tve walked into the loft at that delicate moment... Mature content. (Set during Parking Spot) (A long one-shot)

Not even her fear of heights could interfere with a perfect, cool, autumn night on a broken down Ferris Wheel with Nick Miller.

Jess and the guys go on a roommate trip to Big Bear Lake...sorta. Takes place between "Cooler" and "Parking Spot".

-His eyes fell once to her lips, a bit pouty from his teasing, and then to her eyes. "Then prove it." ... The guy with the 250 credit score. With no gold to speak of. And even less ambition. She would have to be the worst gold digger to find him appealing.- A Ness oneshot. Cont. scene from 2x19. The fish tank didn't break. Smutty times with some fluffy times at the end. NICK POV.

Jess is having a little trouble getting somewhere (ahem). This story came about from the real sex discussion in The Writers Loft forum.

Nick's having a bad day, and Jess' day isn't exactly going as planned either.

AU story. Jess never moved in with Nick, Schmidt and Winston. But you can't fight fate. Chronicling the interactions of Jess and Nick across three feet of bar and maybe closer... Spoilers for Season 1 and 2. Rated T except for the chapter - The Green Fairy part 2. If M isn't your thing, please just skip this chapter - it won't affect the overall story!

"He tasted like tea and purple Skittles." Nick and Jess play games, fluffy one-shot!

Book 1. Nick and Jess meet up over the years before they become roommates. What will happen when their chemistry collides? Complete.

[NOW COMPLETE! :D] In which Jess only has one person to take care of her when she comes down with a cold, and colds have a way of causing secrets to be spilled.

Nick and Jess finally understand the allure of Schmidt's high thread count bedding.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Nick reluctantly rises to the challenge for the reward of sex and sandwiches. For Mayalala's prom chaperone challenge.

What if the morning after had gone slightly differently?

Set at an early point in their relationship, Jessica confronts Nick's nurse fantasies head on. M for a reason ;) For the wonderful ztofan :)

For a moment, everything was perfect. And then that moment passed. "I love you, Jessica Day. I'll always love you." He promised, leaning down to kiss her.

Jess helps Nick at his bar and he pays her back with some very special hands on attention. Will they be able to get past their attraction and onto the good stuff? Complete.

Inappropriate laundry room activities, etcetera. Commentfic that got out of hand. Goes a/u after Bachelorette Party and First Date (before Virgins). Definitely rated M.

Book 3. Nick drives to Chicago hoping to escape his feelings for Jess only to find she's there at every turn. Some chapters rated M. Complete. Thank you everyone for all the tremendous support, especially that you liked the ending! Thanks. **My life mixed with New Girl, a total blast to write**

Nick doesn't want Middle School Dance Rules, he wants to know whats on those damn cards. How far will he go to find out? Or will he finally give in to that voice in his head which keeps telling him to man up and talk to Jess? No that would be too easy. Short story set after 'First Date' as Nick continues to struggle with his feelings for Jess and what he really wants. Nick x Jess

If anyone had asked Nick, it was his fault. If anyone had asked Jess, it was the mugger's fault. But of course, no one was asking those sorts of questions. They were more interested in just what the hell had happened. It wasn't the police's job to give innocent victims guilty consciences, after all. Ness.

"That's not what I meant when I said get on me..." Mickey grumbled. Ian just kept smiling. Ian/Mickey gay slash; fluffy future!fic

Nick's reaction to the first (of many) nights with Jess. "He loved that, even after everything they'd done for each other and to each other last night, just kissing her was still almost better than all the fantastic sex. Almost."

What happened after the smiling and laughter stopped. Inspired by that lovely end scene in "Virgins".

Cece and Jess get silly talking about Nick.

"If this is what happened when he didn't think then by god Nick Miller would never think again!" A little tag onto the amazing Virgins episode, what happened in the time Nick grabbed Jess in the elevator and they pulled the covers back. Pure Nick and Jess sexytime. Rated M.

The redhead examined Mickey's face with a knowing smirk. Mickey hated that. But if Mickey wanted Ian all to himself, he was just going to have to fucking say it out loud. Ian/Mickey gay slash; set after 3x06 - my take on what would have happened if Terry hadn't caught them together

What did they write on their cards? I don't know. One-shot. AU from valet scene. Spoilers 2x21.

Jess' sleep is interrupted by her overactive imagination after watching T.V with Nick, and it leads to a little more than a 'Go back to bed, Jess.' One shot.

Maybe they didn't know what they were to each other or maybe they knew exactly what they were. Spoilers for 2x21. COMPLETE

Four hours and twenty minutes, that's how long their flight from Chicago to LA is. Nick's decides that being enclosed in a tiny space with no escape is the perfect time for him and Jess to talk about what's going on with them. It makes sense. It has nothing to do with the handsome man that smiled at her a little too long. (Long) ONESHOT for the fun plane journey for the roomfriends

If this was going to happen at all, it was going to happen during a fight… This follows right after Jess storms into her room at the end of "Tomatoes".

Drawing a line had been the best choice. But what if the attraction was getting too unbearable to not cross it?

As promised via tumblr my "what if" fic. Basically what if the damned fish tank hadn't shattered. Sexy times for Jess and Nick. Rated M for a reason folks.

This is just two people who occasionally have sex like two normal consenting adults. It isn't a habit. It isn't a thing. College era Casey/Derek.

Nick gets the flu and Jess helps take care of him when neither Schmidt nor Winston will go near him. Nick takes NyQuil for the first time. What will he say? Funny, sweet, and romantic.

Jess sneaks a peek at Nick's latest chapter, and is shocked at the change in genre.

FINAL CHAPTER UP! When Nick suffers a terrible loss, Jess jumps in to help with both feet. As Nick struggles to cope with his own grief, he also struggles to get a handle on his rapidly evolving feelings for his roommate. My take on the Chicago spoilers.

SPOILERS FOR 2x19! She shouldn't have taken the pain pills. Being doped up while struggling with her feelings for Nick could only backfire. COMPLETE

It's two in the morning when Jess comes tiptoeing into Nick's room. "I need you to take back your apology." He had apologized for kissing her and promised to never do it again... And now she's in his room in that stupid soft robe in the middle of the night because she wants him to... take it back? (Set directly after the final scene of episode 2.16 "Table 34". Oneshot.)

It's the first time Ian's ever gotten jealous, but then it had been alright when it had just been in theory, now he actually had a reason to be. Ian/Mickey. A prompt from both ithurtslikeamotherfucker and untiednyx

'Something like that...' Story unfolds immediately after episode 2x15 Cooler (because we've all been waiting so patiently). A different kind of POV piece. I hope you enjoy. Px

"Is this a terrible mistake?" he whispers into her fruit scented hair.

Refusing to allow himself the indignity of crying, Ian took a deep breath, raised one hand, and pushed at Mickey. "Get off of me," Ian said through clenched teeth. IanMick.

What if the reason Derek helped Casey was not because of Lizzy but because of George? Warning: contains spanking of a teen!

Nick/Jess/Schmidt fic. Jess loves two men, they both love her, sometimes things are better a certain way. Mature content.

Russell, Dirk, and Jess make up an odd trio of role models as Nick continues to try to sort out who he is, and where he's headed in life. Surprisingly, Jess resents being labeled an inspirational figure. And I really hate writing these lame summaries, lol.

Of babies, old flames and the power of reflection. Nick/Jess.

Nick and Jess hang out in the late hours of the night.

Jess is finally willing to admit she has feelings for Nick...just not to, you know, Nick.

Nick can't figure out how to use his new Fancy Man phone any better than he can figure out his life, at the moment.

What happened on that beach in "Injured"? Did you believe Jess when she said, "Nothing"? Well, neither did Nick! But he couldn't get anyone to tell him the truth, and he just couldn't seem to remember...

Nick/Jess. 'Because I love the way you say good morning.' Nick and Jess' life as told through a series of significant mornings in their relationship.

"I hate it. I hate that you always have to calm me down in the middle of the night. I hate that I can't do anything to prevent them from coming... It drives me crazy, but I have no idea what to do, and..." she lays her head down on my chest. "Just stay here with me," I whisper. Katniss/Peeta. Mind the M-rating.

While cleaning, Sheldon discovers a box under Penny's bed that he probably should have never seen. PWP. Kink warnings inside.

Nick hears Jess saying his name and is shocked to find out why. Rated M for future chapters. Nick/Jess smut.

With only Nick and Jess sharing the loft, this slow-burning story takes place a couple of months after the season finale, 'See Ya'.

Mickey has his favourite things. He just didn't ever realise that they were all in the same place before. Funny how the world worked. Ian/Mickey one-shot.

Nick was slightly bent over, his left arm stretched out and placed on the wall in front of him to secure his balance. Nick has thought about Jess a bunch of times while self completing. What happens when Jess watches Nick self complete by accident?

When most people die, they leave their family money or a house. But not Mandy. Mickey/Ian Multi-chap fic

Takes place immediately after Backslide. Jess' reaction to Nick moving out. Angsty stuff.

Nick has a rather unique tattoo on his backside. Jess is about to become intimately acquainted with it, in this alternate ending to the episode "Kids"

Mickey can't say how he feels for Ian, he just can't, but when Ian gets hurt, he realises that maybe it wouldn't kill him to just show it. Rated M for the language and possible sex scenes later on :

Jess finally gets real with Nick.

Ian was supposed to have forgotten all about Mickey. After all, it had been six years since he'd taken a bullet to the back and died. One-shot.

Jess drags Nick to her family reunion in Sonoma Valley. The change in scenery proves to aid in the development of their relationship. Major Adult Content. Rated M for a reason!

Exactly what it says on the tin. One-shot of Ian and Mickey's first time. Please read and review and hopefully enjoy.

"Show me what you like," he said against her neck. She brought her eyes up to him and smiled... Some good Halloween themed sexy little story for the fun of it. Requested from & dedicated to: TJay M. ENJOY!

"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.

What if Jess' and Nick's encounter with Remy the Landlord, in "The Landlord" ended slightly differently, but Jess can't remember any of it?

One shot fluff based off of the song Zooey and Joseph covered recently.

It's Christmas and she's smiling at him. Anna/Etienne fluff.

The guys participate in a Holiday Fundraiser Bachelor Auction for the university and Sheldon is less than interested. What happens when he's actually got a winning bidder? Just a sweet, one shot fluff for the holidays. R&R and ENJOY IT! Very Shenny!

'The Milkovich's have a pretty small kitchen and inevitably, Mickey feels Ian bumping up against him. He wonders if Ian did it on purpose, but the boy next to him only smiles apologetically' Ian/Mickey one-shot

disasters are kind of their specialty. casey/derek.

AU! Long OneShot Brennan is 22 and she meets Booth as he is participating in a study on sexuality in men. She asks him if he'll consider being her first lover. I'll let you guess whether or not he says yes. AU Alternate Universe. M-Rated for smut and talk

Booth is placed on a week's mandatory vacation. Brennan finds this unacceptable, and proposes a solution. Put their partnership on hold for a week, and she'll fulfill one of his sexual fantasies per night for a week. She gets more than she bargained for.

It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.

Howard brings over something he figures will make him a bonfide ladies man, only Sheldon walks out with only lady in the room...

Lizzie has a vivid and intense dream about a certain older step brother of hers. This just might change everything.

Penny borrows Sheldon's bleach, then spills it...

“You told Nora you were 15 weeks pregnant but you’re 19 weeks. Why?” Casey didn’t answer. Derek answered for her. “Because you knew she would eventually tell me. And 15 weeks means a nephew. 19 weeks means a son.” Casey looked up. “Or daughter.”

A rescue sends Klink Running. SLASH EXPLICIT KINK

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

A couple check into a hotel. It's obvious to all that this is a relationship built on sand - probably of the 'quick' variety. What is Derek doing married to the cute brunette with the blue eyes. And why is everything not quite as it seems? - DASEY

A night different from the rest, as need overtakes Booth and Brennan. Smutty.

After Hogan, Kinch and Newkirk plant explosives, the men are spotted by an SS patrol. While Kinch and Newkirk escape, Hogan is captured by the four guards who hand out their own brand of torture. WARNING:This story contains a non-explicit adult theme.

I figured I had to make myself move sooner rather than later. But my feet which would normally be dead keen to step inside any sorority house at any time, were like lead today; because today I would enter only to break someone's heart." Dasey.

As B.J. faces the darkest, most difficult period of his life, Hawkeye is there to help him through it. Slash. Updated with Chapters 13, 14, and 15. Now complete.

Ladies and Gentlemen - Derek Venturi, matchmaking eunuch...

Justin tells Brian one of his secrets, a fantasy of his that he's kept hidden for some time. Brian's reaction is much more intense than expected.

But he must be as embarrassed as she was. They were almost siblings after all; and to find your sister doing...that...had to rank off-the-charts on every embarrassment scale. Derek/Casey

Fran gives a speech at her graduation, causing Ennis to rethink his life, and then make a phone call to Childress.

Derek discovers items of bondage in Casey's room and decides to surprise her one night. Dom!Derek. Written for the tweendom-anon meme.

Tragedy hits the Venturi:MacDonald family, causing the two eldest children to become responsible adults through their overwhelming grief, thus bringing them closer. DASEY. Sum inside. R&R FORMERLY: MARTI THE MATCHMAKER!

It's been four months since the war ended, and B.J. and Hawkeye are finding it difficult to be apart. Slash, B.J./Hawkeye.

I can never forget my time with him because he was unforgettable.Sam was always there for everyone being their guardian angel & now he really was.A story how 2 lose someone,but find eachother in the process. Love is never easy and always unexpected. Dasey

Very post-war. Erin's high-school graduation sets the stage for an emotional reunion. Slash content, B.J./Hawkeye.

"The memory of this night will remain with you as surely as if it were branded onto your skin. How will it feel, Casey, to be with the guy of your dreams and to be wishing that he was your stepbrother?" Because DerekCasey is never that simple.

The universe obviously has it out for him. There can be no other explanation. Dasey. Oneshot. Rated to be safe.

Jack is hit by the rim of the tire, and lies on The Side of the Road...

SLASH. "I was WORRIED about you, Andrew!" No one called Carter Andrew, except for his mom. And Newkirk.

Life is full of moments. Moments that define your life and change them forever. But who knew that a life changing moment would ultimately lead her to a lifetime of moments with him. Will be a Dasey, of course! EPILOGUE IS POSTED AND STORY IS COMPLETE

Watching Casey perform a dance she choreographed, Derek is forced to admit that Casey MacDonald has had a considerable impact on his life over the last two years, but he just can't see her as family. Rated for Language and possible Sexual Content.

Crossover Fic written for Flash Fic Challenge. George's new officemate, one Melanie Marcus Peterson, has an anniversary party and invites George's family. Queer as Folk and Life With Derek crossover. Dasey. Brian/Justin. Fluff.

Sometimes even the darkest of family secrets have to face the light of day. Casey's wedding is what everyone expects: a perfect... disaster.

I didn’t want to be standing there in the middle of the living room. I didn’t want to see or feel or think. I didn’t want to do anything that Derek couldn’t.

Derek and Casey are in love, in college and married. They have an ideal life, that is until a tragic accident occurs. Will Derek let Casey help him or push her away at his time of greatest need. EPILOGUE IS POSTED! STORY COMPLETE!

Warning: Mature, dark, dark themes. Slash, Rape. LONG. BJHawkeye pairing. I had Submitted this story before and am resubmitting it in chapters.

An accident during hockey practice changes everything. Complete and Total Dasey.

After graduating high school, Derek and Casey hear something unsettling. When they find themselves somewhere unexpected, will they be able to put their differences aside to get back home?

So easy to get to no one would ever suspect it... Casey thinks about others first for everything. She just wants one thing that can be just hers. ONESHOT.

Pleasure spiked with pain. There's nothing like it. Dark Dasey.

It's Casey's birthday, but something is missing . . .

Last BBM Story: Postcards and Shirts

A Dasey. Oneshot. You'll be pleased with what the bet is, I promise you.

Jack and Ennis discover the joys of making love on Brokeback Mountain during their first summer together.

Jack and Ennis reunite four years after their summer together on Brokeback Mountain for a long weekend of incredible passion and discovery.

What will happen when Casey and Derek see each other for the first time in three long years? And what secret has Casey been hiding away all these years?

When Jack came to see Ennis after his divorce, Ennis said, See ya in a month. This story is my take on their experience, beginning with that fishing trip. Warning: mature themes and language. Comments welcome.

A camping trip for the MacDonaldVenturi family causes Derek and Casey's relationship to change. Warning: last chapter rated M.

Oneshot. Dasey Noir. Derek and Casey have a secret nightly ritual.

Sequel to my fic entitled 'Tangled'. Dasey.

Ten years after Jack Twist's death, Ennis Del Mar meets a stranger who helps him deal with his guilt.

Casey is stumped, her step brother Derek has been acting weird ...and I mean seriously weird, since his new hobby is apparently to kiss her senseless.

AU 1983: A reporter visits the small town of Farmingdale, Vermont, and is intrigued to learn about two men who run a ranch together outside of town...but when she meets them, the story she hopes to write takes on new significance.

Josh buys Drake a gift. Serious subject matter inside. COMPLETED. Please read and review

It was supposed to be a family vacation, but with new found feelings between Derek and Casey, there's not much family about a week at the beach. DerekCasey.

Jack looks forward to his next visit to Lightning Flat.

A Christmas twoshot story. Derek and Casey under the mistletoe. DerekCasey.

SLASH PWP? Debauched missing scene? who cares! involves situations not suitable for kiddies... CN