Poll: I planning on having Robin having some bonding little brother time with someone from his team. Who? Vote Now!
Author has written 12 stories for Young Justice, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and 39 Clues.
Welcome to my profile, and sorry all youre gonna learn is i'm a girl.
People have scary ways of finding you, so I'm not taking a chance.
and please don't put your personal info online, before you regret it.
here's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
HEY! BULLIES, IF YOU ARE OUT THERE READING THIS,LISTEN UP!
YOU ARE A DESPICABLE PERSON, AND YOU NEED TO STOP IT!
ITS NOT FUNNY OR RIGHT WHAT YOU DO!
PEOPLE END THEIR LIVES, BECAUSE OF YOUR IDIOTIC ACTIONS!
SO JUST STOP YOU COWARDS!
And to people that are being bullied,
Hang in there!
You are a wonderful person for putting up with that jerk or jerks!
It might not seem like it, but there really are kind souls out there, who just want to help'
If you are being bullied, tell an adult please!
I know, you don't want to seem uncool, or a snitch or a coward.
But you're not!
You are a wonderful being and there is no else like you!
There is noone who can replace you!
few things about me... like I said before I'm not going to say much except this...
When I'm angry I speak in gibberish like this, "kai! loso meh te yah!" I have no idea why...
I'm afraid of the dark, Yeah yeah laugh all you want, but seriously who isn't a little scared when there is no light?
I am in LOVE with Young Justice, Percy Jackson, and Harry potter.
If i could be a Warrior Cat I would be a black furred one with white paws and fur that is dusted slightly with amber like bronze,
Iwould be in the Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff house.
My father would be Poisedon or my mother would be Athena if I was a demi-god.
If I was a DC nation superhero, I would have power over plants, but not evil like Poison Ivy.
READ: A message from dracohalo117 and Leaf Ranger...SOPA is back, that is right people, the bill that is threatening to take away our freedoms on the internet and beyond is BACK, and not only is it back, but it is trying to be passed quietly so nobody notices, SOPA will guarantee that anybody who streams a video, whether it be on youtube, a walkthrough for a video game, or a kid singing a song that is 'copyrighted' they will be treated as a felon, that is right, a FELON, do you understand me? YOU will be treated like the highest form of criminal for uploading a video game walkthrough on youtube, for singing a song on karaoke, hell, you could be arrested and treated as a felon for posting a screenshot... Now, why am I telling you this? Because this is only just the beginning, how long until Fanfiction is being attacked, how long until a fanfiction writer is being carted off to a maximum state prison for writing a character from Naruto into their fanfic, or a character from Bleach, or a character fro Sekirei or Seikon no Qwaser, Highschool DxD, Trinity Blood, Witchblade, how long until THAT crap is happening? I assure you that if this passes, it will not be long, oh no, it will not be long at all, because once this passes, then ANYTHING goes, Fanfiction will be attacked for using canon characters in a fanon manner, authors will be arrested for writing a book whose main character has glasses, just like in another series, artists will be arrested and confined for using sapphire blue in the iris of one of their characters like another author. We CANNOT let this happen! Don't believe us? Look at the links below, remove the spaces, see for yourself, and please, PLEASE spread the word and fight this assault on our freedoms, because this isn't just going to affect americans, oh no, it will affect EVERYBODY across the globe! : / www . huffingtonpost 2013/08/07/unauthorized-streaming-felony_n_3720479 . html : / www . washingtonpost blogs/the-switch/wp/2013/08/05/sopa-died-in-2012-b ut-obama-administration-wants-to-revive-part-of-it / : / www . techdirt articles/20130805/12472124074/administration-cant- let-go-wants-to-bring-back-felony-streaming-provis ions-sopa . shtml and the video which caused us to find out about this horrible thing...remove the spaces, and spread the word... : / www . youtube watch?v=1fTt4K4Cae4 POST THIS MESSAGE AS AN UPDATE TO EACH OF YOUR FICS! PM EVERY AUTHOR YOU'VE EVER TALKED TO AND TELL THEM THE MESSAGE! TELL ALL YOUR OFFLINE FRIENDS AND FB FRIENDS! SPREAD THE WORD FAR AND WIDEI am the girl... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am different.
I read ALOT.
I don't see the reason for a phone.
I laugh way too loud, and longer than I should.
I cry when I'm angry or punch a pillow, instead of yelling or punching someone.
I still don't fully know what instagram is.
I think of my close friends as siblings.
I am the idiot singing as loud as I can in music class.
I forget things, alot.
I am prone to colliding into various objects.
The one standing off to the side, at the dance when my friends act drunk for no reason, shaking my head, laughing.
This is me, I like who I am, not going to change that.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),
who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,
who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books,
who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, 3PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, Sammie.reader, TheJazzyDolphin,girlwonder113
Did u know b4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person on the opposite rainbow is thinking of u .they want to kiss u ,they want to be with u are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they r longing to be with u this is not at all fake if u re-post within 5 mins the person who is longing for u will approach u in 1 month and ask u out or grab u and kiss u . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years
This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later.) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions you'll be surprised! We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. Some of the things are freakily true, but if you sit down and think about it, most of the answers are right because the way the questions are set up. The human mind of everyone, really, it works in similar ways.
Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
OKAY THIS FREAKED ME OUT, SO MUCH. REALLY THOUGH MY MIND IS "RADIOACTIVE"?
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (Sometimes without meaning too)
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
Cats are better than dogs.
You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (I hate it!)
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You wear dresses when you can. (NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
You love the movies
Used to play with dolls as little kid
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 6... I'm more of a guy than a girl. When I'm an actual girl. Figures.
So The story is this professor is ranting about how God isn't real.
One of his students begs to differ.
Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does satan come from ?
Student : From … GOD …
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter. )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
That student was Albert Einstein.
Some people say Albert didn't say this. Well my opinion is,
Whoever argued with the professor if anybody did, I agree with him or her all the way. The student not the professor.
Sorry professor , I'm Christian too AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!
"Where did that even come from."
If your'e random, and you know it, copy and paste this on your profile.
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If you can raed this, psas it on!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world ask how you did it.
Not me but, really cool story.
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
You Know You Live In 2012 When...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/FaceBook.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.
I did. (Sheepish smile)
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
I fell for this one too.
- Kevin Conroy not being the voice of Batman is like... Poison Ivy not having red hair
- Poison Ivy not having red hair is like... the Joker not being psycho
- The Joker not being psycho is like ... Alfred not being a butler
- Alfred not being a butler is like... Dick Grayson not being acrobatic
- Dick Grayson not being acrobatic is like... Robin not being red
- Robin not being red is like... Harley not loving "Mistah J"
- Harley not loving "Mistah J" is like... the Joker not laughing like an evil hyena
- the Joker not laughing like an evil hyena is like... Mr. Freeze not being cold
- Mr. Freeze not being cold is like... the Penguin not having his umbrella
- the Penguin not having his umbrella is like... the Batmobile not being black
- the Batmobile not being Black is like... Gotham City without crime
- Gotham City without crime is like... Ra's Al Ghul not wanting to be immortal
- Ra's Al Ghul not wanting to be immortal is like... Scarecrow not obsessing over fear
- Scarecrow not obsessing over fear is like... Mad Hatter not obsessing over Alice in Wonderland
- Mad Hatter not obsessing over Alice in Wonderland is like... the Riddler not trying to stump people
- the Riddler not trying to stump people is like... Killer Croc not being stupid
- Killer Croc not being stupid is like... Bane not being strong
- Bane not being strong is like... Two-Face not relying on chance
- Two-Face not relying on chance is like... Gotham City not being dark
- Gotham City not being dark is like... Robin not hating Zucco
- Robin not hating Zucco is like...Clayface not being able to change shapes
- Clayface not being able to change shapes is like ... Catwoman not liking cats
- Catwoman not liking cats is like... Scarface not controlling "The Dummy"
- Scarface not controlling "The Dummy" is like... Arkham Asylum not being a loony bin
- Arkham Asylum not being a loony bin is like... Dick Grayson not being Robin or Nightwing
- Dick Grayson not being Robin or Nightwing is like... Bruce Wayne not being the first Batman
- Bruce Wayne not being the first Batman is like... Kevin Conroy not being the voice of Batman
and thus we are back to the beginning...
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this
If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.
If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a room to get something, and then forgot what you went in there to get, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate labels/stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you really hate it when you're doing something, and then get so close to finishing, and then fail, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Writer's Block and Disclaimers had a physical form and you would stab them to death, copy and paste this to your Profile
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Hehhe yeah... and the same door... I think my kitchen door hates me.)
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you have been caught randomly dancing, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a pole (numerous times... while reading )copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile.
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.''
''I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Really Dumb Store labels:
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of Chips:
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On artificial bacon:
On a child's superman costume:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On T-Rat (Military food):
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a Japanese soft dink:
On a motorized scooter box:
RCA television remote control
Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity post this on your profile!!!
Dear McDonald's Cashier, Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals. Sincerely, Don't Forget The Toy
I wish life was like a musical. and in the middle of math, i could just jump out of my seat, throw up my papers and start singing. And then the whole math class would pull this dance routine out of their butt, and we would all know the song we were spontainiously making up... then sit down like nothing happened
Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when you’re suppose to be quiet?
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well I think guns help because if you just stood around saying "BANG" it wouldn't do much.
Every time I see the word “Explain” on a test, I die a little inside.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified him... He was buried in a tomb, yet he still lives today... Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you truly believe in God and that Jesus Christ is his son... Then copy and paste this to your profile... If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."
If you would die for your faith, copy and paste. Bring It.
When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When u open it, he collapses.
When he see's u reading it, he faints.
When he see's u living it, he flees.
And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u.
I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)
In the bible.
In my faith.
If you don't respect I have my faith, as I respect that you have your own well...
I believe in my faith and nobody is going to change that.
Who cares what you think,
I respect you have your own belief,
SO RESPECT MINE!
Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!
If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
this next one is for ALL people who support your country's troops
you stay up for 16 hours. we stay up for days on end.
you take a warm shower to help you wake up. we go a week without running water.
you complain of a 'headache' and call in sick. we get shot at as others are hit and we keep moving forward.
you talk about your buddies that aren't with you. we know we may never see any of ours again.
you complain about how hot it is. we wear our heavy gear, not daring to take off our helmet to wipe our forehead.
you get mad at your waiter for getting your order wrong. we dont get to eat today.
your mad that class got held over 5 minutes. we're told we will be held over an extra 2 months.
you roll your eyes when your baby cires. he gets a letter with pictures of his new baby and wonders if they'll ever meet.
if you don
and paste this if you support you country's (or any country's) troops.
I JUST PASTED AN ANGEL ON MY PROFILE:)
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.
The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain.
The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it
The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy and the girl who doesnt much care
The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.
The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom.
The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them
The girl who will snap you out of a "I just want to fit in" fog and show you who you really are.
I'm That Girl: who passes all the classes she hates and fails the ones she loves.
I'm That Girl: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date.
I'm That Girl: who closes her locker door on her hand.
I'm That Girl: who doesn't fit in with who she should and isn't quite the same as who she does fit in with.
I'm That Girl: whose friends are so important to her she considers them family
I'm That Girl: who'd leave her life to live in a book if she could.
I'm That Girl: who is always there and loves that you're always there, even if I don't need to say it
I'm That Girl: That wouldn't be caught dead in makeup and cracks up at everything you say.
I'm That Girl: Who will forget we're racing in P.E. and wait for you to catch up.
I'm That Girl: who refuses to live in reality.
I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.
I'm That Girl: who loves being That Girl.
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
POST THOSE YOU AGREE WITH...
-"It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to know someone, a day to love someone, but a lifetime to forget them."
-"It's funny--the people with the closed minds usually are the ones who open their mouths."
-"I'm everything you've ever been searching for...you just can't see me."
-"You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories."
-"I'm not different, you're just not like me."
-"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures."
-"Some cuts and bruises are more than skin deep."
-"What you do speaks so loudly, I can't hear what you say."
-"You may be one person in this world, but you may mean the world to one person."
-"Not all who wander are truly lost."
-"Tomorrow is today, the one we waited for yesterday. How much longer are you going to wait?"
-"A wise man once said, "Go ask a woman."
-"Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
-"Perfection is nothing more than a mere dream."
LOL (Laugh Out Loud)
I love a man
It’s a bird!
OMG (Oh My God)
LLR (Laugh Like Robin)
I love a clone
OMC (Oh My Cheshire)
COPY AND PASTE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
(originally from MasterOfTheAster)
"I doubt it will make much of a difference," said Professor McGonagall coldly, "unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall."
Ron and Hermione: "Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
Ron: Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."
Ron: "...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
Ron:"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts."
Harry: "Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"
Harry:(talking about his aunt and uncle) "Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
Harry: "Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me."
Hermione and the twins: Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
Fred and George: "You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."
Fred and George: "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
Fred and George:“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”
Fred and George:"but the fact remains he (Voldemort) can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to.
The Marauder's Map: "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that(Snape) ever became a professor."
Oliver Wood: "Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first."
(Originally from TheOtherUsernamesWereTaken' s profile)
Rumous Has It
1) Put your music player on shuffle
2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? Some Day My Prince Will Come by Adriana Caselotti(???)
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Whenever I run by Keith Urban (I run alot?)
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas (So I have a feeling that the guy is the right one?)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? While My Guitar Gently Weeps by Beetles(... Thats depressing...)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Still Got Tonight (Um... make the best of what's happening right now and don't worry about the future?)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? White Christmas By Otis Redding (...)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Canon and GIGUE In D major:I.Canon byPachelbe:Canonm and Gigue (... I don't
even listen to this stuff...)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Because by Lenny Kravitz
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? I Guess Your'e Right by Every Kind Of Light ( So he's always right?)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY? Being for The Benefit Of Mr.Kite by Beatles(wha????)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? School's Out by Pink Floyd ( Apparently not a teacher...)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Lakme by Mozart(This is actually kind of funny! Look up the song
and you will know what I mean)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Waiting for The end By Linkin Park ( This makes no sense...)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Hannukah, Oh Hanukkah by Glee version(I'm not even Jewish...)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? We Carry On by Tim Mcgraw
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Stone The Crows by Andrew Lloyd Webber
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Bullet Proof By Goo Goo Girls ( HAHA!! Some of them are tough so this actually makes
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? You're A Mean One, Mr.Grinch Glee version (?)
HOW WILL YOU DIE? All You Need Is Love by Beatles (...)
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? Out Of My Head by Black Eyed Peas (I don't regret I'm crazy! That's jusy me!!)
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Just Be Your Tear by Tim McGraw (I laugh at people's misery?! What kind of sicko does that?)
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? O Holy Night Glee Cast Version (The answers are getting ridiculous)
WILL YOU GET MARRIED? Go, Go, Go Joseph by Andrew Lloyd Webber (...)
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Need You Know by Lady Antebellum (I'm scared to be alone?)
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? You Have That Effect On Me by Brad Paisley
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Gimme, Gimme, Gimme! by Mamma Mia Full cast(People being
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond (More accuratley my back... for hunching over the computer...)
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Rumour Has It by Adele(Okay! AND I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!
I'm a freak, a weirdo.
I'm an iNdIvIdUaL
And i'm freaking proud of it.
I dReAm, I write, I create.
And apparently I'm a complete and utter LoSeR for it.
I don't take crap from anyone.
Got something to say to me? Say it to my face.
Cause there's no point otherwise.
So Go AhEaD aNd HaTe On Me.
Insult me, ridicule me, try and take me down.
Cause I really don't care.
You've got NOTHING on a freak like Me.
(Copy and paste the paragraph above if you're a freak and proud of it. Originally by The ULTIMATE Catchphrase)
\ This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity
This is me...
I am the kind of girl, who values family and friendship over anything.
When people first look at me, they see a quiet, nerdy, weird girl.
When my friends look at me, I love it when they they overlook those things.
Will not care, what you say about me, but the claws will come out if you DARE mess with my family and friends.
Who, just wants to be accepted for who she is and not a fake version of me.
Slips into books to escape the world.
This is me, and not matter what you say, No matter what you do, I will always be me.
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