Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Fault in Our Stars, Chaos Walking series, and Bones.
I am extremely excited that you bothered to read this. What's that you say? Well, of course I'm aware of the fact that you stumbled upon here accidentally. I'm insulted that you even ask that question. As if I would for one minute believe that someone came on here intentionally. My ego is so damaged that I cannot even hope that someone out there likes me... sigh.
I must breifly warn you that there are side affects from reading this page, they are: insanity (or intensely damaged sanity), an uncontrollable affection for me and possibly death.
I'm a HUGE fan of Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Stephen King, Cherub, Patrick Ness, Obernewtyn, Bones (the TV show), Studio Ghibli films, John Green, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Ranma 1/2 and so many more that I cannot even fit on this page. Also, Fracture and Cataplexy are two of my favourite books, but they are unpublished, and written by my brother...
Music wise; pretty much Ben Folds. I mean, I also like Queen, The Police, Captain etc. mainly Ben Folds/Ben Folds Five. One of their songs describes me perfectly. You know how everyone has a song that defines them? No? Just me? Okay. Well, anyway, I'm kind of similar to Sara in the song, 'The Sound of the Life of the Mind,' by Ben Folds Five. Listen to it if you get the chance.
Also, some more of my favourite songs: Agent Orange, Pink Dresses... Oh wait. They are my brothers songs. Why do I keep doing this?
My life mainly consists of... um... Well, the truth is I don't really have a life. Sorry if you wanted to find out about my life (doubt you did), but I cannot fulfil your burning desire to know so much about me.
I attend Hogwarts, and I am currently in my fourth year. I am in Ravenclaw, my two friends are in Hufflepuff.
Follow me on tumblr at: binominalnomenclature [humour blog/part fandom]
OR: unfocused-irrational-wonderful [100% Bones Fandom blog]
NOTE: I will never, ever, ever, ever abandon a story. If I take a while to update, I'm obviously busy for some reason. Or procrastinating. Okay most likely tumblring. But most of the time chapters will be up within a week.
Please review my stories! You have no idea how much I appreciate reviews , they keep me motivated to write.
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P.S. If you get any of the side affects from reading this profile, please visit your local doctor immediately.
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