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Joined 12-03-03, id: 497800
Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Silmarillion.

INCOMING MESSAGE ...

Do NOT write Evil!Boromir badfic, or I will hunt you down and hurt you.

... MESSAGE ENDS

I think that says it all, really. /grins/

Some of you may know me from here, SoA, the PPC or scribeoz as 'Boz4PM', but I am also 'Nenya' on ezboard (TWC, MV, BIA) so if you are reading TAD or TADers: it's also me! /grins/

It all began with TAD on BiA (Brothers In Arms) - that's where the fanfic bug was caught, and also where I cut my writing teeth. TAD has since spawned a sequel and two comedy story threads, and is still going strong. It's my writing home, in a way.

Below are the direct links to the stories and silliness. What all started as a joke based around the fact that Elrond and Agent Smith (in 'The Matrix') are both played by Hugo Weaving turned into a thread of very silly silliness on TWC ('The White Council'). The details and characters began to become more coherent, even within the utterly AU concept, and so BIA was set up so that the serious storyline of TAD could begin. This has now grown into a huge co-writing project lasting a little under two years now.

TAD: The fourth kinslaying... with guns
An unknown Noldo has taken over in Rivendell, and brought hundreds of warrior elves with him from Valinor. Who is he? Is he really here for innocent purposes as most of Middle-earth seems to think? Can the small group of rebels make their stand against him?
Much angst and utter AU-ness abound.

TADers: The Spoof-turned-sequel.
It's 2004 and four flatmates in Toronto are about to find their lives will never be the same again. The CIA are after them, they are changing, and some foul-mouthed mad woman has moved in downstairs. What the hell is going on? And why does said mad woman have tall, lanky, pointy-eared friends? - Just when you thought it was safe: they're all back, and with new friends this time, too.
Angst, romance, comedy, drunkness and much swearing. It's like the Bourne series meets Bagenders. Only worse. :P

TADers Historical Vignettes
Find out what they were all up to in the intervening 6,000 years. Who was Robin Hood? Who told Napolean to invade Russia? What was Roswell really all about? Answers to these and more...

If ever a chapter I post isn't showing up (or ff.net crashes - as it is wont to do on occasion), you can always read both Don't Panic and Okay, NOW Panic at Stories of Arda and Open Scrolls Archive.

The best way to contact me if you want answers to queries is either to leave a message here on my forum here (link is provided above) or else to track me down on my LJ. Since Ezboard is slowly transferring over to Yuku, you can now also find me on there via my Yuku profile. :)


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Bleach Drabbles by Nadat reviews
Several drabbles, exactly 100 words each, following many different characters in the Bleach universe. Some will contain spoilers, but are marked at the top as such. Rated T just in case, though I doubt it will go there.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 15,538 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
The Peredhil and the Harper by Little she-bear reviews
Elrond and Elros' not inconsiderably unstable childhood. UPDATED; sorry for the wait and please note the rating change. Elrond makes a bad move.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,323 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2003 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Elrond
The Sinking of Númenor by Jen Littlebottom reviews
The real reason Númenor was sunk, and, on a related theme, why there are no Fae in Middle-earth. Contains bizarre humour, angry Valar, and a sheep.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2003
The Dangers of Noldorin HiJinks by Little she-bear reviews
Parody fic; think the Onion meets the Silmarillion, perhaps with a pinch of National Enquirer. Short and sweet.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2003
A Word of Caution Regarding Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Hobbits. No one ever warned me about hobbits. Post-ROTK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Moments of Panic reviews
A selection of drabbles, vignettes, ficlets and one-shots related to 'Don't Panic' and 'Okay, NOW Panic' and involving characters from those two fics.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/15/2008
Okay, NOW Panic! reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Farewell, My Love reviews
Aegnor foresaw his death and this prevented him from acting on his love for the mortal Andreth. This is a snapshot of the moment he met his fate. Mini ficlet of 1000 words.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Don't Panic! reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Legolas ar Yende Beriorgano reviews
In a dark hour Legolas is shown help unlooked for. A tale of connection and friendship between elf & mortal. Can it ever be more than that? Angst, romance & humour. Mostly set post War of the Ring. COMPLETE - now edited for paragraphing
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,164 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Gondor's grief reviews
Boromir's love mourns his death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Boromir
Ballad of the Fall of Beriorgan and Elenros reviews
(OCs and Elladan). Beriorgan (a Dunedan) and Elenros (an elf from Doriath) fall in an orc attack defending Beriorgan's son Tuveren.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2003
Love Found, Love Lost reviews
Song of an elf who loved a mortal. (this is the song from my story 'Legolas ar Yende Beriorgano')
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2003