Cheesekakke
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Joined 12-04-03, id: 498241
Author has written 14 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Wow, I haven't written in ages. ButI find that writing cheers me up, and I'm having a lot of bad times now. So, by the end of February, I plan to clean some things up and move on with my life.

a) Finish the Diray of Aragorn. I know it's way overdue, but better late than never. You just know you want to know what happens.

b) Write a hangover recovery treatment for my 'drunk people fic'. All of them will be going.

c) Write a notoriously funny slapstick ending to The Evenstar. Since I thought it sucked and don't remember where I was going with it, I guess it's the best way to end.

d) Contrary to what I said, Summer Afternoons will be edited and reposted as a one-shot. I'm just too lazy to type up my other ideas.

I know the Mirror of Erised idea is NOT original, but I'm going to try and stick with it. Over the years I have done some more subdued humor, so i don't know how jumping back into the all-out humor stuff will be. I think I spoke in English for that sentence.

On another note, my drunk people fic has achieved a sort of 'cult status' at my school...so, yeah. My English teacher gave me pointers.

Hang in there with me! (i still have not lost that line!)

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PreFlight by GD-7 reviews
Prequel to Flight of the Thestrals. It's the start of 6th year and Hermione feels it's high time she got a bit more attention from her best friends. Will she get what she wants? Or perhaps find something even better...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 999,073 - Reviews: 2286 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Sweet Caroline by gingercat0319 reviews
He was rich, single and disgustingly handsome. Learn how a four-year-old will turn his world up-side down. Sequel now posted - My Darling Caroline.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,808 - Reviews: 2165 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In the Course of Time by Izzaliza reviews
WIP While Hermione works on a project and takes a nasty fall sending her back almost 20 years ago. How will Severus help Hermione fit in in this new time. Sparks fly when Sirus starts to like this new girl who no one knows about. SSHG -HIATUS-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 114,832 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Burying the Hatchet by Aubrianna reviews
So you're tired of sexy I'mreallyapussycat Draco Malfoy? Sick of butterwouldn'tmeltinhermouth Ginny W? Bored of them constantly burying the hatchet? Want to bury it somewhere else? You are not alone...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Regretless by Evi-sama24 reviews
She left me to die, simple as that. I know I had her, will always have her. She is the sea, uncontrollable and dangerous. I love danger. I love her. She is the only one that captured Captain Jack Sparrow. She is the only one who will. She wishes to be fre
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
It's stuck! by baka alchemist reviews
HGSS drabbles, quite funny and... uh, pervy sometimes. [no HBP, abandoned. Will not be updated.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Elementum by Blair417 reviews
Let's see.. four appearing stones, four pendants, and four students. How will this end? DG, HrB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,384 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Falling over hatstands while falling for you! by Maia Tamashii reviews
The story of how Tonks and Remus fall for each other right from when Tonks first gets asked to join the Order of the Phoenix! Please review folks! Muchas gracias! To all reviewers, I have really hectic university work right now, so please bear with me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,697 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Unseen Diary of the Fellowship's Forgotten Member by Mariana1 reviews
Ok, this is my tribute to the very secret diaries (all hail CC) so there is no plagiarism intended. The adventures of the fellowship from an ousiders POV... (also, this includes the explanations for just WHY Aragorn's hair is greasy and he never shaves!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
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Interim reviews
Hermione Granger with a desk job after the war. Saving house elves? Yeah right. Instead, she is given the case of one Draco Malfoy and a crime he did not commit. By working against the Ministry can she prove the innocence of the man she thinks she loves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Nudist Colonies reviews
Sequel to Hug Me! Potions again. And then the subject of nudist colonies comes up. Snape is snarky, Hermione is tired of Snape being snarky and Harry butts in with rather unpleasant consequences. Only Ron is pleased. Based on a true story. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What's in a name? reviews
Albus Severus Potter has gotten himself into a spot of trouble and tries to worm his way out under the watchful eyes of three Hogwarts headmasters. DH spoilers to be found inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Snape's Last Memory reviews
As he draws breath for what may be his final time, Snape reflects on all that he has lived and loved. DH spoilers to be found.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Voldemort's Servant reviews
Voldemort has always been in trouble. But will he survive with his hands full of a bratty, American teen? Or will he succumb to the bad humor this author has supplied? Some profanity and innuendo. Oneshot. It's meant to be funny your call. R & R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Hug Me! reviews
It’s just a little Valentine’s Day fun, well, not fun on Snape’s part. Light, funny, and totally true, so read and review. Fuller summary inside. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Searching For Someone reviews
Ginny Weasley has opted out of the Wizarding world and has chosen instead to inhabit with Muggles. When a late night encounter with a dark man brings more trouble...Full Summary Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Passions Trilogy reviews
Turmoil awaits those who dare enter the forbidden waters of love. Captain Jack Sparrow can only learn this lesson at the hands of one Elizabeth Swann. Part 1 is UP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2006
Of Ice Mice and Men reviews
Remus finds himself mulling over another painful transformation when Sirius and Peter show up to direct his thoughts to another interesting bit of...candy? NOT complete, epilogue up next.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Imagine reviews
DG. An attempt at a songfic. Harry likes Ginny, Ginny likes Draco, Draco is confused, Blaise helps, a Masque occurs...the works. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Mirror of Erised reviews
Possibly the most overdone thing ever, my take on it. Various characters face the Mirror and find out what they truly desire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Summer Afternoons reviews
As peaceful and deceptive as the title sounds, it is not! Taking place the summer between books 6 and 7, our characters find themselves in many hilarious, romantic, angsty and ridiculous situations. Will the popping food wreck Ginny's birthday?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005
The Diary of Aragorn LOCKED! reviews
I think the title explains the story. The plot follows the movie(s). I rated this PG because I find Aragorn's thoughts VERY disturbing...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Aragorn
The Evenstar reviews
Aragorn has died, Eowyn and Merry commited suicide, Faramir is a recluse and Legolas is on the verge of going mad when he discovers the Evenstar
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn